Chapter 3 Seven Days

Seven days.

This was the seventh day after Sun Yixie became a disciple of the "Two Immortals of the Sea of ​​Clouds", and it was also the most painful seven days in his life.

Seven days ago, when Sun Yixie served Zhao Yunlong the bowl of hot fried noodles, he thought that with his cooking skills, he should be satisfied and even impressed.

Unexpectedly, after only one bite, the old man thought his cooking was too spicy and asked him to eat the bowl of fried noodles by himself.

Brother Sun has something to ask for, and he has no choice but to do it.

Of course, after Brother Sun finished the bowl of spicy fried noodles with tears, Zhao Yunlong indeed agreed to accept him as his disciple.

In this way, Sun Yixie officially became a disciple of the Two Immortals of the Sea of ​​Yun, and began his cultivation career on the "Two Immortals Island".

The first day was the day when Sun Yixie became a disciple.

When he finished eating the spicy fried noodles, it was only in the morning, and his practice had already begun from this moment.

On this day, the task assigned to him by the two masters was to "work."

From housework such as cleaning the house, washing clothes, and cooking, to running to fetch water from a nearby water source, to chopping wood to light a fire, Sun Yixie did all the work he could do inside and outside the house. Done.

While doing it, Sun Yixie also thought that this might be similar to some of the exercises he had seen in TV series before. The masters seemed to ask you to do chores, but in fact, in these chores Among them, the basics of various martial arts such as hard skills, soft skills, palm skills, and leg skills are included. By the way, it can also hone one's endurance and character.

Therefore, he endured it.

In the blink of an eye, it was evening, when Sun Yixie, who was too tired to straighten his back, sat down at the dinner table and started eating the leftovers of the two old men.

Then Master Zhao suddenly asked, "Boy, have you gained anything after a busy day today?"

When Sun Yixie heard this, he thought that this was an opportunity to show off his intelligence. Yeah, so he talked about the set of things he was thinking about again and again.

Master Zhao and Chen really laughed after hearing this.

After making fun of him, Master Zhao said, "Wrong."

Sun Yixie wondered, "What's wrong?"

"It's wrong everywhere." "Master Zhao replied, "Don't think about it carefully. If doing odd jobs can be regarded as practicing martial arts, then wouldn't all those handymen and long-term workers who make a living by doing odd jobs become martial arts masters?"

After saying this, he looked at Sun Yixie. When he saw that the other party was thoughtful, he continued, "Let me put it bluntly. Doing odd jobs is also a matter of practicing martial arts. This is what it means." One of the most ridiculous consensuses in the world; if you ask me, it is a trick that many black-hearted sects led by Shaolin came up with in order to exploit the labor of their disciples. As long as they use the rhetoric of tempering their character and laying a foundation. Therefore, you can justifiably let the new disciples do chores for several years for nothing. If there are any who can't persist, they will use you as an excuse for being impatient and unable to endure hardship.They don't even teach you how to get started, and they just drive you away. ”

After listening to this sentence, Sun Yixie was also thinking that it seemed to make sense

So does this really make sense?

It does.

You. If you really want to practice cardiopulmonary function and endurance, then you can skip rope, ride a bicycle, or swim; if you want to practice arm strength, there are pull-ups and dumbbells; if you want to practice legs, you can do weight-bearing squats and leg press

Modern gyms have basically summarized the most efficient ways to exercise various parts of the body. However, if the posture is improper or the exercise is done too hard, it is easy to get injured.

And in many cases. In the world of martial arts, people are still superstitious about carrying water, chopping firewood, sweeping the floor and other activities to achieve the purpose of exercise. Who can you tell me? If you do this every day, it is normal to strain the lumbar muscles.

"Then" after Sun Yixie figured this out, he asked, "Why did the two masters ask me to do so many chores today?"

"Let's just see See if you can figure out that you are wasting your efforts. "Master Zhao continued, "As it turns out, you really thought wrong." He paused, finished the last bite of his bowl, put the bowl down and said, "You must be punished."

"That's right. Master Chen also echoed, "Force him to wash the dishes." "

Pa

Sun Yixie slapped his chopsticks on the table and stood up. "I've been serving you all day, but I've been wasting my time trying to pay you back." Because I didn’t realize that it was all in vain to punish me.”

As this person gets angry, his voice will also get louder. When his voice gets louder, it’s easier for people to think that you are aggressive. Sex, and once you let Zhao and Chen feel that you are aggressive, you may encounter a wave of over-defense.

Sooner than later, at the end of Brother Sun's sentence. When he said these two words, his feet were stepped on by Zhao Yunlong from under the table. At the same moment, Chen Haihuang punched him in the liver area.

Brother Sun was depressed at the time. Heng Yi lay on the ground, and then, the impact of the punch penetrated into his stomach layer by layer, causing his stomach to spasm, and everything he had just eaten was turned up again and flowed down his mouth. One place.

“Oh, today’s young people are really ignorant. "Zhao Yunlong said, and slowly stood up, "We have exposed such a major scam for you today, so that you can avoid more detours in the future, but you have to lose your temper."

"That's it, just lie there and reflect on it. "Chen Haihuang also stood up and said, "When you have finished reflecting, you will get up and wash the dishes and wipe the floor clean. We will go and have a rest first. You should go to bed early after cleaning up. I will teach you something new tomorrow. Woolen cloth. "

After the two old men finished speaking, they went back to their respective rooms.

As for Sun Yixie, he was slowly lying on the ground.After waiting for two or three minutes, he finally regained his breath, got up and wiped the dust and vomit from his face.

Then he sat there, thinking for a long time, and finally did as the two masters said, mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and then went back to his room to rest

The next day.

The genius was bright, but Sun Yixie was kicked in the butt.

The force of this kick is exquisite. It is not heavy or painful, but it is enough to kick Sun Yixie out of the bed and spin seven hundred and twenty times in mid-air. degree, and then fell to the ground with a chirp.

Of course, if he just fell to the ground, it would be nothing to Sun Yixie. After all, he was also a martial arts practitioner with excellent internal skills, not to mention being kicked off the bed. , even if you fall from a height of three or four stories, you will not die.

However, Master Chen who kicked him didn’t just kick him directly. Instead, he kicked him after placing a bunch of debris of different shapes and sizes on the ground.

Like gourds, wooden spoons, chopping boards, chopstick holders, washbasins, and washboards, they are a bunch of objects that cannot be crushed, or it does not matter if they are crushed.

When Sun Yixie fell down, because the person was lying sideways, the force was relatively dispersed, so he wouldn't be injured, but the pain was definitely the same as if you stepped on it without wearing shoes. Planting on an uneven pavement covered with cobblestones means the same thing.

"Ah"

Since Sun Yixie was suddenly kicked awake while he was sleeping, he was unprepared, so even if his body instinctively trembled and tensed slightly in mid-air, His muscles were tightened, but it still hurt terribly when he fell on the pile of debris, and he couldn't help but scream.

"Why are you killing people?" The words Brother Sun shouted immediately were more of a scream of fear than anger rather than a sign of anger.

"Hey Yixie, you are too lax." Master Chen stood on his bed, looked at him as if nothing had happened, raised his finger to the ground, and said calmly, "If this There is a knife below, you are already dead."

Sun Yixie was shocked when he heard this. "Nonsense, can I not relax when I sleep? Why didn't you just say that you just used a knife to chop me. , I'm already dead too."

"Really?" Master Chen said, and he took out a kitchen knife from behind.

"You, you, you are really carrying it." Sun Yixie broke into a cold sweat at that time.

He originally thought that the other party was really going to chop him with his next move. Unexpectedly, Master Chen turned the blade around and stretched the handle towards him. "Here, take it."

"No." Master Chen paused, "I asked you to kill people."

"Ah" Sun Yixie couldn't keep up, "Who should I kill?"

"Besides you and me, there is only one person left here. Who do you want to kill?" Master Chen said in a matter-of-fact tone. replied.

"What?" Sun Yixie's little eyes widened, "What do you mean? Borrow a knife.""Kill someone?"

"Who are you killing?" Master Chen curled his lips in disgust, "You can still kill Zhao Yunlong, I asked you to chop him, do you understand?"

Sun Yi Xie was confused.

“Maybe I don’t quite understand. "A few seconds later, Sun Yixie suppressed his words.

"Hey," Master Chen said, "I still don't understand." He could only explain, "Didn't you just say that when you sleep, you must Are you going to be lax and say that you will be dead if you get chopped with a knife? Then while Lao Zhao hasn't gotten up yet, go and try to chop him off. "

"Ha" Sun Yixie said.

"Don't panic, I asked you to chop it, I'll take care of it if you need anything. "Master Chen said, and once again passed the kitchen knife forward in his hand.

As for Sun Yixie, he always felt that there was a conspiracy. "It wasn't the shout I just made that might have woken up Master Zhao. Come on. "

"No way." Master Chen shook his head immediately, "He slept like crazy and didn't even wake up when there was thunder. How can you have such a good voice like yours?" "

"Well," Sun Yixie still hesitated, "What if I really chop him to death?"

"Well, let's bury him together. "Master Chen sneered, "What a big deal."

It seems that he really doesn't think Sun Yixie can pose any threat to Zhao Yunlong.

"That's what you said." Sun Yixie was also very timid at this time. He took the kitchen knife and turned around and went out to Master Zhao's room next door.

Looking at his intentions, he wanted to hack him to death yesterday. There was a critical moment for this guy. Master Chen asked him to do it, so if he didn't do it, it would be for nothing.

To make a long story short, Sun Yixie sneaked in, opened the door and entered the house, and in a blink of an eye he was at Zhao Yunlong's couch.

Master Zhao is really asleep as Master Chen said.

However, Sun Yixie is not stupid either. Who knows if the other party is pretending to be asleep. Ah, so instead of taking action in a hurry, he first hid the kitchen knife behind his back, put his face in front of Master Zhao, and blew lightly on the other party's eyelids

If the other party was pretending to be asleep, If this method is used, the eyelids will shake, but a person who is really sleeping will not react to this.

As a result, Zhao Yunlong's eyelids did not move.

While doing so, he shouted from the bottom of his heart, "Reverse." Master, let me die."

Bang

The next second, Sun Yixie felt his eyes go dark.

When he opened his eyes again, it was already dark. Da Liang.

This is the topic he came into contact with today: how to naturally avoid danger and even fight back while being relaxed.

Some people will definitely complain when they see this. Zi Zi Ji Gong is unscientific.

Yes, it is unscientific, but I don’t intend to explain anything more.

In addition, Sun Yixie’s topic today is not limited. In this way, when he slowly wakes upLater, Master Chen asked him to "return" all the debris scattered on the floor of his room.

Sun Yixie didn’t understand the meaning of “returning” at first, thinking it meant “cleaning up.”

As a result, after he packed it up, Master Chen said, "What is return to place? Return to place means where these things were placed yesterday, and you have to put them in the same position today." Go, the orientation can't be changed."

Sun Yixie was dissatisfied when he heard this, "I've only been here for one day, can I remember where all these messy things were placed yesterday?"< /p>

Master Chen asked back, "You did chores all day yesterday. When you were cleaning the room, cooking, and washing clothes, you should have used all the things I took out today, right?" After a day, you will forget whether you are blind or stupid. Stop talking nonsense and take out those things one by one and put them back in place. If you don't put them properly, you won't have dinner."

Sun Yixie. This is really dumbfounding. Yesterday's pile of housework was a foreshadowing test of my "memory" and "eyesight", so I have to use my brain and relax a little here, whether eating, drinking, sleeping or working. I was wrong again

In short, after several attempts, Sun Yixie still failed to have dinner that day, but he succeeded in memorizing all the details in the room. Ripe.

The third day.

Sun Yixie hardly slept well the night before. He was always on guard against being kicked out of bed.

However, Master Chen did not come today.

After dawn, Sun Yixie heard some movement outside, and then walked out of the room with dark circles under his eyes.

"Hmm, what's going on?" Brother Sun was confused again when he saw a hot breakfast ready on the table in the living room.

"What are you doing here to eat?" Master Zhao, who was already seated, waved to Sun Yixie.

After Master Chen brought the last side dish from the kitchen, he also took off his apron and sat down.

Sun Yixie sat down with hesitation and began to eat cautiously.

Throughout the whole breakfast, he was on guard against whether the two old men would suddenly splash him with hot porridge or sweep the bench under his buttocks with their sweeping legs.

But nothing happened until he tensed up and finished the meal.

"Maybe after the torture of the past two days, they finally decided to teach me a lesson today" Sun Yixie was thinking.

"Yixie, today is different from the past two days." Master Zhao said, "Today I want to teach you a trick." As he spoke, he stood up and put his hands behind his back. , walked towards the door, "I think you've almost eaten. Come, come with me to the beach."

Sun Yixie heard this and said, "Okay, this is the moon when the clouds open." Ming ah, I really want to start practicing when I go to the beach.

"Okay" so he immediately agreed, walked to the door in one stride, nodded and bowed to help Master Zhao open the door, "Master, please."

Bang

As soon as the door opened, Zhao Yunlong kicked Sun Yixie out with a roundhouse kick.

And outside the door is the steep and narrow stone steps

On the fourth day.

Due to minor injuries, Sun Yixie lay in bed from yesterday morning until this morning.

Seeing this, someone will definitely ask whether these two old men are deliberately trying to trick people under the guise of being disciples. Brother Sun can still bear it after being tortured like this

But Sun Yixie knew very well that this was not a malicious attack, because he could indeed feel that he was learning new things every day, and they were all very precious things that could be learned from ordinary teachers. Something less than.

For example, the move that Zhao Yunlong taught him yesterday, although most of you will complain that it is "Invincible Hot Wheels" when you see it, it is not actually a high-ranking move with long-term foreshadowing. Psychological Tactics”.

Sun Yixie may not be very talented in many aspects, but when it comes to "crooked ways", he is undoubtedly a genius who can draw inferences from one instance and understand a thousand things once he hears it.

Because of this, he could strongly feel a temperament in the two immortals of Yunhai that was very suitable for him to refine.

Based on the experience of the past few days, Sun Yixie has realized in his heart that Master Zhao and Master Chen are both "the best among bad guys". If he can get their true biography, it will be beneficial to him in the future. The help is endless.

If nothing else, let’s just talk about the time when Sun and Huang were plotted by Chang Youfeng in the inn in Dengzhou City. If Sun Yixie had already practiced at the Erxian of Yunhai at that time, , does it still need Huang Donglai to "Chasing Souls in the Underworld" to save him? He won't be tricked at all.

The fifth day.

After a day of rest, the early morning sneak attack came again.

This time, Sun Yixie was prepared. Before going to bed, he got a thin thread that was basically invisible in the dark, tied one end to his little finger, and connected the other end to At the corner of the door.

As soon as Master Chen came in today, Sun Yixie woke up.

As soon as the opponent approached the bed, Brother Sun stood up from the bed and suddenly struck with the "Flying Dog in the Sky" move from Dragon Dog Boxing.

When Chen Haihuang was attacked by him in such a sneak attack, he was surprised and delighted. He immediately stretched out his arms and pushed the opponent down from the air with a huge force.

Sun Yixie saw that he was losing strength, and immediately changed his moves, grabbing Master Chen's wrist in mid-air, stretching his feet forward and clamping them, and made a volleying triangle solid.

When Chen Haihuang saw that this kid was trying to play this trick with him, he also became interested, so he temporarily withdrew his inner strength, and instead of using the method of crushing with strength to break the move, he cooperated with Brother Sun to enter. Ground battle.

Immediately afterwards, the two began to have a sexual interplay.

Ordinarily, "Xie Quan Dao" is the Kung Fu that Brother Sun has practiced most diligently and most proficiently among Sun Men's secret arts. These moves are Brother Sun's special skills.

However, compared with Chen Haihuang, he still pales into insignificance.

As we have said before, in this martial arts world, due to the existence of internal strength, there are almost no people who use this kind of fighting method similar to mixed martial arts, and when it comes to masters competing, this method It was of no use; Sun Yixie only used this set of things to bully his opponents in the first few rounds of the Young Heroes Conference, but when he met a real master like Song Zhixiu, he couldn't touch him at all.

However, Chen Haihuang took this fighting method to a new level.

If a person with high internal strength also fights in this way, then he can make qualitative changes in many mixed martial arts moves; many submission techniques that originally took a certain amount of time to form may become instantaneous. , and can even perform instant kill moves.

Of course, when dealing with Sun Yixie at this moment, Chen Haihuang did not use this kind of move. He also deliberately did not use his internal strength. He just relied on ordinary tricks to defeat Sun Yixie in a short time. .

"Boy, your response today is pretty good." After subduing Sun Yixie, Chen Haihuang said leisurely, "But if I were you, I would hold a handful of sand in my arms and confuse him first. Don't do it until you catch the opponent's eyes."

"Hmm, just wait," Sun Yixie said, "I may prepare something more interesting than sand."

" I may not come tomorrow." Master Chen said with a smile, "Just be on guard. Once you get used to guarding against thieves for a thousand days, you will become someone who can't be killed even if you are stabbed with a knife."

"Okay, just be careful." Sun Yixie said he would not lose.

The sixth day.

In the early morning, in a quiet house, Sun Yixie held a cloth bag filled with pebbles in one hand and gently and slowly opened Master Chen's door with the other.

Although Brother Sun doesn't know how to use concealed weapons, with his arm strength and the bonus of internal strength, the force of throwing a large handful of stones is enough for the opponent to drink a pot.

The key is that in the small space indoors, this kind of attack is probably more difficult to dodge than the scatter of a shotgun.

Sun Yixie is very confident in his plan and vows to defeat Lao Chen today.

Step by step, Brother Sun stepped into the door very carefully.

But he had just taken two steps forward when, in the darkness, a cold object pressed against his temple.

"I knew you were going to be the guest today." The next second, Chen Haihuang's voice came from behind the door.

Sun Yixie slowly turned his head and said, "Master, what are you pressing against my head?"

When he asked this question, he actually didn't realize the problem. Severity, because according to his stereotype, in this era, he would not be threatened by hot weapons, so he instinctively thought that what was pressed against his temple was just some kind of blunt cold weapon.

"Short gun." But Master Chen's answer was short, but terrifying.

"Short" Sun YixieyiWhile repeating these two words, he glanced sideways at the cold color reflected by the barrel made of metal and wood under the illumination of the moon.

“Holy shit” Brother Sun was shocked when he saw clearly that the other person was holding a gun. He hurriedly stepped aside and said, “Master, don’t be kidding me. It’s not a joke if this thing goes off. "

"Ha" Master Chen smiled and slowly moved the gun away, "You are a young master from a wealthy family, so I knew you knew this thing."

"Damn, there's nothing you can't pick off from those Japanese bandits and pirates." Master Chen He replied, "Do you think you are the only one who has drifted to this island for so many years?"

After he said this, Sun Yixie realized, "Yes, there are many people in this room." Things cannot be made from raw materials on a deserted island, which means that not only people have come here, but also ships have come here."

Thinking of this, Sun Yixie realized later. He suddenly thought of something else, and then he said, "Uh, Master, so those people who have been to the island."

"Don't worry, we are not some man-eating evil spirits. Kill them all, right?" Master Chen knew what Sun Yixie was thinking, and he replied calmly, "I have killed some people, and they are all bad people. You see, for a good person like you, we can't Is it right to kill?"

"What about those good people in the past?" Sun Yixie asked again.

"Leaving by boat." Master Chen replied.

"Ah, so this island is connected to the outside by boat?" Sun Yixie said in surprise.

“It doesn’t make sense.” Master Chen replied, “But sometimes there will be big ships passing by nearby. At that time, Lao Zhao and I can row the small boats on the island to get close to them and pick up the boats that have drifted to the island. We will exchange some supplies with each other and then row back." "Oh." When Sun Yixie heard this, a stone fell in his heart.

Originally, he was still worried about whether he could return to the Central Plains after studying here. Now that he heard this, he felt much more at ease.

"Okay, stop asking questions." Master Chen quickly interrupted Sun Yixie's thoughts, "Do you know why I used this to control you today instead of attacking you with bare hands?"

"You are trying to tell me that no matter how high your martial arts is, it is not as good as a foreign gun. As long as it can kill the opponent, it is still martial arts," Sun Yixie continued.

“Oh, you’re actually right.” Master Chen was also a little surprised, “Okay, boy, you have a very high understanding, so I think it’s time to let Lao Zhao teach you that.”

The seventh day.

This morning, Sun Yixie finally "walked" to the beach, fully fed and uninjured.

As Chen Haihuang said, Master Zhao is really going to start teaching Brother Sun martial arts today.

And this martial arts will also become Sun Yixie's unique and famous skill in the future.