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Chapter 40: Killing the Prince Consort in the Manure Pit

Huang Donglai's strategy can be roughly divided into three steps.

The first step was for him and Linghu Xiang to leave the room and go to the toilet on the pretext of taking a dump.

Why two people go together instead of four people?

It’s very simple. If four of you rush out at the same time and say you want to poop, it will be fake at first glance. If you cheat, the other party may really not let you go.

To take a step back, even if you are allowed to go, and all four of you have gone, wouldn’t the people guarding the four of you also have to go with you?

So, in this current situation, both sides Before the situation breaks out, the best choice is to remove one or two people. In this way, even if the other party has doubts, they can only send limited manpower to follow. This gives Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang something to cause trouble. space.

The second step is to detonate the toilet and cause chaos.

Many readers must have guessed that Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang were the direct creators of "that incident". The former was the one who made the explosives, and the latter was the actual operator. The two of them went out together, no doubt for this reason.

According to Brother Huang's plan, the two of them first pretended to squat in the toilet, and then each buried the explosives they carried with them in their squatting positions. After setting a short explosion delay, they quickly brought the explosives with them. They had to wait for the people who were following them to leave. If nothing else happened, the toilet would explode as soon as they walked out of the explosion range.

And this loud noise in the dark night is bound to attract the attention of everyone except them in an instant, and at that moment, they can use Qinggong while the other party is not distracted, Escape into the night.

Some people may want to ask when they see this, then they can blow up anywhere, why does it have to be the toilet?

There are many reasons, you might as well listen to me talk about this toilet What are the benefits?

First of all, in other places, the people watching you can always stand near you and watch your every move, but in the toilet, when you squat in the smelly cubicle, The responsible follower can only wait for you behind a wall. Unless there is a particularly "specific" order, it is impossible for the other party to hold up the lantern and stand on tiptoes to watch you take off your pants until you are done. .

As for the current situation, Wu Juntou obviously did not and would not give such an order, so the people who followed him naturally just made sure that the people in the squatting position did not run away, and would not go to that point. .

Secondly, in other places, after you have been alone for a period of time, others may check you when you leave to see if you have done anything or taken anything, but in this case If there are toilets, no one will check them.

Because there is nothing to walk around in the toilet, why don’t you just walk away with a few scraped bamboo pieces?

As for what you left behind, this is everyone’s favorite question. You know it, there's nothing to see.

Besides, "veterans" like Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang must have hidden explosives in "pits" that you can't see.What, you have to pick it up to see through them, but who would do that?

Thirdly, if you move to another place, if you leave in a hurry when you leave, people may become suspicious. It is perfectly normal for you to get up and leave the toilet quickly, and no one will feel any sense of disobedience.

I won’t explain this much. Many people will quickly open the window and run away after using the toilet at home, let alone in a public toilet

And the last, very crucial point

You might as well think about it, besides the toilet, do they have any other options?

In this "official place", they are being watched. They want to If I go anywhere else, they won’t agree.

To sum up, bombing toilets is reasonable and reasonable.

So, after the explosion, the third step is to fish in troubled waters and take advantage of the chaos.

At this point, things are easy. They only need to repeat the operation of creating "special effects" in Wuren Temple. Considering that it is the middle of the night, they don't even have to act like it was during the day. Then find a place where no one is around to prepare beforehand. You can come from any shade or rooftop.

As the four of them had agreed in advance, Qin Feng and Tyrell, who were waiting in the room, immediately rushed to the courtyard as soon as they heard the explosion, pretending to be frightened while shouting to go. Find Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang.

At this time, the guards outside the door must be in a state of confusion. Although Qin Feng and Tyrell will not run away directly, they will still be trapped in a certain state due to the explosion and distant noise. confusion.

Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang can take this opportunity to go back to the area and pretend to be ghosts, creating an opportunity for their companions to escape.

If there was no accident, the "toilet escorts" came to their senses, realized that the target was missing, and ran to inform the military leader. When they returned to the courtyard, the four of them had already Just slipped out of this Bingma Division.

Even if they are called to their door afterwards, they can still find an excuse and say, "You soldiers and horses, there was a fire and a haunting at night. If we don't leave, it's up to you who will be responsible if something goes wrong." , we didn’t commit any crime, why can’t we leave? We didn’t have any conflict with your people, we just saw that they were making a mess and couldn’t take care of themselves, so we just left in silence. This is not called running away. ”

Everyone, after seeing this, do you think this strategy is okay?

Of course, that is under the premise of “if there are no accidents”

Let’s talk about it. When Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang arrived at the toilet, the middle one in the row of three stalls in front of them happened to be occupied.

Who owns it?

Ma Xuansheng.

This is called a coincidence. If you think about it, you will know that there are so many people in the Nancheng Soldiers and Horses Division, there must be more than one toilet, and the other toilets in the Soldiers and Horses Division all have squatting positions. There were eight starting positions, but this one was the only one. Due to the remote location, there were only three squatting positions in total

Why did Ma Xuansheng come to this place?Fang is "doing things"

Because people are usually used to sitting on their own "comfy chairs" and letting servants wait on him. When he pulls, there is an incense fruit plate next to him. , someone was wiping sweat and fanning himself, so he found the toilet used by ordinary soldiers too dirty and didn't like to use it.

But now he felt that it was coming. He couldn't find someone to get him a toilet at the last minute, and then he had time to complete the single room, put incense and other things, so he might as well just prepare to change his pants. Bar.

Therefore, Ma Xuansheng retreated and asked for the next best thing: I can go to the toilet, but at least I should go to a secluded place with no people, so as not to be surrounded by some unknown rough guys while I was doing my work. Han is crackling there, how disgusting.

I believe anyone who has used a public toilet can understand this mentality. When you are the only one squatting there in the entire toilet, it feels okay. Although it is not as comfortable as at home, it is still acceptable. ; But once someone comes to the squatting position next to you, you know the movement in the toilet. The sound is transmitted very clearly. The result is that you will react and others will react too.

In short, when Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang came to this toilet, Ma Xuansheng had just squatted down for less than half a minute.

It was impossible for the two of them to guess who was squatting there. When they saw the light of a lantern shining on the squatting position in the middle, their first reaction was that the squatting person there was an ordinary soldier.

At that time, they were muttering in their hearts, thinking that this matter would be difficult to handle.

Originally, the two of them planned to squat next to each other and "bury bombs" together. Because they were right next to each other, separated by a board, they could confirm it as long as they heard the sound of planting bombs and whispered to each other. It's time. When the time comes, they both pull up their pants at the same time and leave quickly.

But now that I’m squatting, things are different.

Don’t underestimate the distance of this squatting position. Just because there is such an extra distance, it will be difficult for the two of them to communicate. They have to raise certain sounds to a more deliberate volume before they can communicate. The communication effect will be affected, and it will also be interfered by the voice of the person in the middle. If there is any misunderstanding or the timing is wrong, there will be danger.

Fortunately, Huang Donglai is also able to adapt to circumstances. After seeing this, he thought for a moment and said to Linghu Xiang, "Hey, I know you pull slowly. I won't wait until I finish pulling." I'll go back first. I'll follow you when you're done."

To others, this is just a casual "friend" exchange, which most men experienced when they were students. Yes, nothing surprising.

But with the look in Huang Donglai's eyes, Linghuxiang understood that Brother Huang meant that the plan had changed. In order to prevent problems with the timing of cooperation, he simply stopped blowing up and took the first step later. I'm the one who left behind to do the bombing.

"Okay, I'll catch up as soon as I'm done, don't worry." Linghu Xiang replied immediately.

This is naturally feasible.

Originally, they both exploded at the same time just to increase the success rate and prevent "Accidents such as "dumb bombs" are also to make the explosion stronger; now it's okay to switch to Linghuxiang to explode alone, anyway, it will be considered a success if it explodes.

After a while, Huang Donglai "take the first step" "In front of him, he would naturally pretend to say hello to Linghuxiang again. When Linghuxiang heard his words, he would immediately plant the bomb and then leave quickly.

As long as the explosion occurs, the two of them will Everyone was still on the way back, and the result was the same.

Thinking about this, the two of them took a lantern from the two "toilet escorts" and entered the squatting positions on both sides.

None of the eight toilet guards who followed them approached the smelly toilet at the moment. They all stood two feet away and waited.

Obviously, these soldiers are normal people. They just clock in and go to work. They are really not that responsible and serious. As long as "the people are still there", they have completed the tracking order. No matter how much they do, I really don't want to do more. Do.

On the other hand, Ma Xuansheng, who was squatting in the middle, undoubtedly heard the conversation outside.

But because he was squatting, he could not see it. The situation outside was unfamiliar, and the voices of Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang were unfamiliar. In addition, the two people outside did not call each other by name, so Ma Xuansheng did not know who the two people squatting on his left and right were. , he thought they were two ordinary soldiers.

He did not expect that these two people were Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang who shouted "We are going to shit" in the courtyard not long ago.

Because Ma Xuansheng was also familiar with the Army and Horse Division in the south of the city, he knew that there was a larger toilet near the yard where the four people were under house arrest. Logically speaking, even if Wu Juntou allowed them to go, They will not come to where he is now.

However, as we said before, it is no coincidence that when Wu Juntou gave the order to these "toilet escorts", he did what he did. The direction pointed is here.

Wu Juntou’s idea is that this toilet is the second closest to the yard, but it is much smaller than the nearest one. The toilet is small, so there are fewer people coming and going. It was easier to monitor and less likely to go wrong.

How did he know that just when he came out to deal with this matter, Ma Xuansheng, who was waiting for him in the room, could not sit still and went to this place. The smallest toilet in the Bingma Division.

This is great. The three of them squat together.

Everyone knows that Huang Donglai has had gastrointestinal problems since he was a child. He has been suffering from it for a day. He had been here so many times, and now he was squatting down, and he had to squat for a while to appear "real", so he thought, "I'm here now, how about I fake it and do it for real, and unload some goods on the way?" . ”

His feeling started as soon as he thought.

A few seconds later, Ma Xuansheng heard a sputtering sound coming from his right side, and at the same time, a wave of shock hit his nose. The fresh and strong stench suddenly rushed into his nostrils.

What’s even more outrageous is that although there are no spaces between these toilets where you can see each other’s feet like modern public toilets. Plant emptyBecause there were no toilets or flush toilets back then, the cesspits under the squatting positions were directly connected and there were already gaps, so there was no need to leave a gap of a few centimeters above the ground. However, due to the The cesspits were connected. At this moment, the prince-in-law even felt some excrement flowers being splashed up and spread to his side, giving his buttocks a little bit of coolness.

Ma Xuansheng, who has always been "Yafu", came to squat in the pit today for the first time. He felt a little sick when he was squatting there alone. Now that Huang Donglai is doing this, it is very uncomfortable. .

But in this situation, it was difficult for him to have an attack. In desperation, he had to put the lantern aside and cover his nose with his sleeves.

Some people may want to ask, people have two hands. Ma Xuansheng covers his mouth and nose with one hand, but can’t he still hold a lantern with the other hand?

Then you I have overlooked one problem. This is that in ancient times, Ma Xuansheng was a Confucian scholar. He wore loose clothes with large sleeves and hems, so when he squatted down, he had to have one hand to hold the lower edge of his outer robe. Those hanging fabrics, otherwise the clothes will be easily stained with dirt.

As for the hand holding the lantern, he should have put it down briefly only when "wiping" it, and the position where he put the lantern should be at a relatively flat and high place behind the pit, but At this moment, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he just put the lantern on the narrow edge in front of him.

Everyone has seen lanterns. They have a heavy head but a light pole, and a round head and a long pole. If you don’t put it down properly or the place where you put it is uneven, it will fall over easily. When it falls, it will still fall. Roll diagonally.

As soon as the Prince Consort’s lantern rolled, it rolled into the manure pit.

But don’t think that as long as you see a little open fire in the pit, it will explode immediately. This is really not the case.

Of course, I don’t recommend that you take a match lighter and run into a public toilet to experiment. I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.

We were also talking about this maxuan sound. At this moment, his lantern fell down and was just extinguished, nothing else.

As for him, he didn't care. There was still moonlight outside anyway, so even if the lantern went out, he would be able to go out after a while.

At the same moment, Huang Donglai next door was ready to pull up his pants.

"Hey, I'm fine, let's go first." When Huang Donglai walked out of the compartment with a lantern, he called Linghuxiang.

After shouting, he walked forward, and then left surrounded by four toilet guards.

Ma Xuansheng thought to himself, "Fortunately, although the person on the right is open and close, he comes and goes in a hurry. How about I just wait for the person on the left to leave before starting? I really can't pull them out here."

Why don't you ask me, my husband, I arrived half a minute early?

Some people are like this, even if they are in a hurry. Yes, but as long as you know there are strangers next to you, you just can't get out, especially when you are "doing big things". Some people will feel ashamed to let others hear their little noises, not to mention the consort.I'm not used to squatting, but I'm still getting used to it.

To make a long story short, a minute later, Linghuxiang planted the explosives and walked out of his squatting position with a lantern.

Before leaving, he specifically looked back to make sure that there were no fires in the two squatting positions next to him, so he probably wouldn't accidentally hurt anyone else, and then he left quickly.

"Hu finally left."

After Linghu Xiang also walked away, Ma Xuansheng, who was silently waiting for the two people left and right to get out, breathed a long sigh of relief. I thought I could finally unload the goods quietly and happily by myself.

At this moment, his energy flowed into his Dantian, his waist and horse became one, and he pushed hard.

As the torrent he endured repeatedly poured out like a dam bursting, he let out a hearty "ah" sound.

But the next second, his moans were covered up by a loud noise.

And his whole body was swallowed up by the explosion and filth that was close at hand,,

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