Although the mental ages of Sun Yixie, Huang Donglai, and Fudozi are far beyond their appearance, at least they still look young, and none of them have beards, so the three of them are disguised as little eunuchs. It's not that difficult, it's basically just a matter of changing clothes.
As for several sets of eunuch's clothes, Yun Shili can naturally get them easily, just like people from Dongchang can also get their Jinyiwei uniforms
" I said, Brother Yun, do we have to pretend to be a eunuch? I am a tough guy." When Sun Yixie saw that he was going to pretend to be a eunuch, he immediately said in his voice that he could pass off as a eunuch without any modification.
"Then what kind of palace maid do you want to play?" Yun Shili had no intention of modifying his plan, so he just responded with an argument.
"Tsk" Brother Sun frowned and said, "Can't we pretend to be the imperial guards in the palace?"
"The guards are either standing guard in a fixed place or patrolling in groups. , and there are prescribed times for changing guards and going to the toilet, and each class has its own class leader to supervise, how can you fish in troubled waters?" Yun Shili replied, "Have you ever seen guards in groups of three or two saying that they are Are you talking about running around in the harem?"
"Then the eunuchs can run around in groups of twos and threes," Sun Yixie said unconvinced.
"Yes." Yun Shili answered confidently, "Isn't it right for eunuchs and maids to run around? If you really want to be asked, just say that the master asked you to run an errand to pick up some things. , usually the other party won't ask any more questions."
"Hey, you're not on duty in the palace, how do you know so clearly?" Sun Yixie asked in a louder voice.
"Hey, I can't have a few friends who are on duty in the palace." Yun Shili also raised his tone and asked, "Then if friends drink a little wine and gossip, it's not just complaining. Are these?"
Sun Yixie was completely unable to refute what he said.
Brother Sun could only regret secretly in his heart at this moment, "Damn it, if I had known that I was going to break into the palace, I should have gone to Master Yuan and Master Zhang to ask questions before I left home. After all, they After working in the imperial kitchen for so many years, I must know a lot about the inside story of the palace. I want to ask, and I won't be able to just accept everything they say."
That's it. Unhappy, Sun Yixie finally changed his clothes.
As for Huang Donglai, he originally felt a little uncomfortable playing the role of eunuch, but after hearing the conversation between Brother Sun and Yun Shili, he stopped talking.
As for Fuzi, there is no need to worry; a person of his level cannot use the emotions and desires of ordinary people to predict that you will not let him play the role of eunuch today, even if you really let him He doesn't mind pretending to be a palace maid.
To put it briefly, the three of them finished their disguises and took a rough look at the map of the imperial city. When it was almost dawn, the three of them boarded an empty "hitchhiker" , and ran to a back alley on the west side of the Imperial City.
Since their outfits and badges were all right, and Sun Yixie’s voice was also very confusing, they followed Yun’s instructions.As Shi Li told him, he used the excuse of "I was walking slowly and lost touch with the convoy that entered not long ago" to successfully deceive the guards and sneak in through this entrance.
What kind of convoy are you asking about?
Of course it is a convoy transporting manure. These "hitchhikers" have to go in and out of the imperial city several times a day, otherwise there are so many people in the palace. There is no time to deal with the excrement of thousands of people.
Now is the darkest moment before dawn. The guards are already sleepy and cannot see the appearance of the person pushing the cart, so it is the best time to fool around.
So, with Sun Yixie leading the way, Huang Donglai and Fudozi pushing the cart, the three of them followed a passage specially used to transport excrement out of the palace, and arrived at a "private room" somewhere in the palace. ", and then they threw the car into the corner and walked away.
From this time on, he changed to Fuzi to lead the way. This was not only because he remembered the map well, but also because he could sense where the "dragon energy" was, which meant he could roughly grasp the emperor's current situation. Orientation; without his ability, it would be difficult for them to handle it. After all, the harem is too big, and they don't know where the emperor spent the night last night. If they arrest people and ask, it will easily lead to extraneous matters.
After walking like this for a while, the three of them arrived near Fengxian Hall without being stopped or questioned along the way.
This "Fengxian" has nothing to do with Lu Fengxian. As the name suggests, this is the family temple where the emperors of Dashu worshiped their ancestors.
Isn’t the Ghost Festival coming soon? In order to hold a sacrifice here soon, Zhu Fu also got up early today and called the national master to come to the scene to discuss the details of the sacrifice.
It should be mentioned here that during the Yongtai period, the word "National Preceptor" was not a title given by imperial decree, but a title that had its own duties.
At this time, Dashu's "National Preceptor" is a special official position that is one level higher than the Superintendent of the Qintian Prison and is not based on "grade". A person who can speak up and have considerable say in certain specific matters.
For example, regarding the Zhongyuan sacrifice, the emperor went directly to the Imperial Preceptor to discuss it, without having to go to anyone else; after the two of them agreed, the matter was left to the Imperial Preceptor with full authority, and the Qintian Supervisor Zhenghe and the Minister of Rites also had to listen to the arrangements of the imperial master.
The current imperial master, whose Taoist name is "Yan Danzi", is from the Emei sect of the Taoist sect, not an orthodox monk from the Emei sect. He was a disciple ten years ago. He was ordered to come down from the mountain to take up this position.
When he came, he was fifty years old. In a large orthodox Taoist sect like Emei, he was considered a very low-ranking and very young disciple, so this kind of drudgery like a long-term business trip fell into the trap. It's on his head
If nothing happens, Yandanzi will be able to return to Shanmen to do business when he is seventy years old.
Then, according to the rules negotiated by the Taoist sect many years ago, the next national preceptor must be sent by another sect. After Emei, there will be Qingcheng, Beihai, and Penglai. Anyway, one by one, it is the turn of the sects. So and so is unlucky.
Early that morning, Yan Danzi was called here by the emperor. The two of them were chatting about the sacrifice. Suddenly, three uninvited guests broke in through the window on the upper floor of the palace and rushed towards Zhu Zhu. These three people were shouting, "The common people have something important to report to the emperor."
And these three people were none other than Fudozi, Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai.
Their plan can be described as simple and crude. In short, they are to find a way to rush in front of the emperor first, and then, whether it is yelling or talking, as long as the other party starts to listen to them, things can proceed.
If you really want to make this "approaching" process too complicated, it will increase the probability of failure. And even if they succeed in approaching the emperor without alerting anyone, they will have to wait until they speak. Sometimes, it is possible to trigger the "escort" with just one sentence.
It’s better to go straight to the point
It was too late, but it was too late. Just when the three of them rushed ten steps away from the front of the car, they saw the man next to the emperor looking at him. The old manager, who was already over seventy years old, jumped up like a rabbit in an instant, and stood in front of the three of them in a flash.
Two seconds later, the old manager summoned up his powerful internal energy. While shouting "Escort", he spread his arms and launched a "Boundless Sea" move towards the three comers.
The power of this move is extraordinary. In the world of martial arts, it would have to be at least someone of Di Bujue's level to be able to handle it. A slightly weaker leader-level master would have been beaten to vomiting blood on the spot. .
Fortunately, there was Fudo sitting here, and he faced the opponent's surging palm power without hesitation. He just stood up and used his chest to shock the attack. Kaihua powder.
When others look at this scene, it seems as if the old manager’s palm is not strong enough, and its blow on the immobile body is like a breeze blowing on the face, neither painful nor itchy
But The old manager himself was stunned. At this moment, he simply suspected that he was dreaming. His sixty-year-old skills were turned into moves and blasted out. The other party reacted like this, even if it was such a big fart, the other party would be so stinky. Frowning, the "Boundless Sea" that he has practiced hard for decades is worse than a piece of shit.
"Don't do anything yet, I have something to say." After Fuzi stood still, he shouted loudly.
But in this case, his words didn't count. In the blink of an eye, dozens of heavily armed Imperial Guards swarmed in outside the palace and surrounded them with spears and sharp knives.
"The bold traitor dares to surprise you, so he should be captured quickly." The leader of the imperial army was almost bleeding from his eyes at this moment, because he understood that he had to let these three people bypass the guards outside and come to the emperor. He has already derelict in his duties in front of him. If he fails to stop the loss in time, he will be dismissed from his post at best or lose his head at worst.
So he was very careful with his wording at this moment. He only said "dare to drive in surprise" and did not use "dare to assassinate", so as not to make his sins even greater when he was held accountable.
"We have something important to report to the Emperor, and we have no way to face the emperor, so we come up with this policy. Thank you for your support." Fudozi was still trying to negotiate with the other party at this time.
"If you dare to resist, I will kill you without mercy." But the leader of the forbidden army did not let Fuzi finish his words, and called his men to come forward and take the person.
Fudozi could only sigh secretly at this time. Things really developed as Yun Shili expected. It seemed that a conflict was inevitable.
Unexpectedly
At this moment of "Wait a minute", Yan Danzi, who had been standing by and motionless, actually shouted softly, "General, don't rush to do anything yet."
His words really calmed the Imperial Guards.
The next second, Yan Danzi turned around and saluted Zhu Huo and said, "Your Majesty, can I let Pindao say a few words to these people before we proceed?"
"Oh "Zhu Fu was still in shock and a little confused, "Master, what is going on?" "Your Majesty, don't worry, I have my own concerns," the master continued in a confident tone.
"Yes." Zhu Hao looked at Yandanzi for a few seconds. After calming down a little, he nodded slightly, "Okay."
Ladies and gentlemen, in this paragraph, if you After breaking it apart and thinking about it carefully, Yan Danzi's sin is not small.
When the emperor faced the threat of assassination, he actually gave an order to the imperial army. After giving the order, he asked the emperor if he could do anything. After the emperor raised questions, , he did not answer directly, but said "Don't worry, I have my plan." No matter how you look at it, it smells of overstepping and bullying.
However, Zhu Fu was not angry and agreed.
Because Zhu Fu is also a sensible person.
He knew that although Yan Danzi also treated himself, the great emperor, with a certain degree of courtesy as a monarch and his ministers, they were not real "monarchs and ministers", let alone "masters and servants".
Yan Danzi’s allegiance was never to the emperor, but to his own sect. What he recognized was “the destiny”, not the “emperor’s destiny”.
To put it metaphorically, Yan Danzi is like a bodyguard sent here by other units to protect the royal family and Dashu from being disturbed by some supernatural things. He can ignore other things.
Theoretically speaking, if three assassins really came to assassinate the emperor today, Yan Danzi could even stand by and watch as long as the assassins had nothing to do with supernatural powers.
Of course, he can also choose to save, but regardless of whether he saves or not, he has to bear the "karma" caused by this choice, because it has nothing to do with his responsibilities and belongs to him personally. choose.
Zhu Yao understands Yan Danzi’s position, so he trusts Yan Danzi, who is not a "courtier", more than he trusts any of his ministers or even relatives. He will not save him at the sight of death, but he will never take the initiative to harm him, nor will he be bribed or coerced by anyone. So when the national master proposes to take the initiative to do something, he must be helping him.
"I dare to ask the little brother standing at the front, but he is from my sect." After taking a breath, Yan Danzi turned around, took two steps forward, condescending and sarcastic.Tiao Di couldn't help but said.
"Since you've already seen it, why bother asking even though you already know it?" Fudozi responded with neither humility nor arrogance.
"Humph" Yan Danzi smiled, "You are a novice, you are not old, but your tone is quite aggressive." He was not angry, paused, and then continued, "That's all, I Seeing that your head is surrounded by purple energy and full of righteousness, I guess you are not a member of the devil. However, it is a bit rash for you to enter the palace without permission and rashly alarm the emperor. It shouldn't be done. If I hadn't happened to be here today, I wouldn't have known you were here. How will this end?"
"Yes, I do have to thank you for this," Fudozi said, "But I am not being reckless by coming here because there is really a big event in the capital at the moment. It's going to happen."
"Oh, tell me about the big thing." Yan Danzi heard this, but he didn't take it seriously and continued calmly.
The reason why he has such a calm attitude is not because of his great ability, but because he thinks that his ability is great enough. < /p>
"Is it possible that there is any crisis that I didn't notice when I discovered the trail in front of me? It's impossible.
"However, looking at this Taoist's solemn appearance, I, a senior of the Emei Sect, can't even refuse to let him say a few words. After all, we are all fellow Taoists, even if they are not from the same sect. We should also help each other.
"Then let me listen to what he has to say, and then I can find a reason to excuse these three boys based on what he said, at least to avoid them breaking into the palace and Driving by surprise is a capital crime. ”
It can be seen that Yan Danzi is not a bad person, and he is very thoughtful.
But he never expected that Fuzi followed closely There was a line that made his scalp numb.
"You know the thirteen dead animals,"