As a politician, Han Yu had planned quite a few strategies in his life.
These strategies include complex ones, simple ones, brilliant ones, mediocre ones, successful ones and failed ones.
But no matter what, even if the strategies he thought of failed to achieve his expected results in the end, you can't say that he failed at the time of design, let alone that his strategies were stupid. , it’s just that sometimes plans can’t keep up with changes, and the development of events cannot be shaken by human intervention.
However, today, Han Yu implemented a strategy that later proved to be the most wrong, stupid, and regrettable in his life. He tried to frame an illiterate person for stealing state secrets.
Of course, he can’t be entirely blamed for this.
Han Yu never imagined that a young hero from a famous family in Jiangdong, who traveled all over the world, would be illiterate or at least semi-literate.
So when the housekeeper took Brother Sun to Mingyu Hall, where an ambush had been laid, Han Yu was still secretly chuckling, "I thought I would give you a few more drinks during the banquet, but you guys Only one of them would ask to go to the toilet. I didn’t expect that this boy named Sun would go to the toilet as soon as he arrived. Oh, God helped me. Even if I can’t directly accuse you of a capital crime, it’s enough for Your Majesty to give you your royal gift. The gold medal should be taken back."
Han Yu thought as he, Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang came to the banquet room of the house.
Because they arrived in a bit of a hurry, the kitchen was also in a hurry to bring out the dishes. When they entered the room, the cold dishes were not yet placed on the table.
However, Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang obviously didn't care about such details. They didn't say anything and just "invited" Han Yu to the table.
"Master Han, speaking of which, please write on the post that you want to ask us about the death of the consort. Where do we start from?" Huang Donglai sat down and said in a kind of way. He asked in a pretentious way and took the initiative to stir up the topic.
"Uh," Han Yu thought for a while and responded, "Young Master Huang, to be honest, Han is also in a hurry and sought medical treatment." He paused for half a second, and then said, "That Xuan Sheng His death was really bizarre, leaving Han with no clue, so Han thought that maybe he could get some unexpected results by asking some strange people in the world."
"Humph" Huang Donglai immediately sneered in his heart. , "Old fox, I am pretending to be you, right? Obviously many people know that we were in the Army and Horses Division in the south of the city that night, but you deliberately didn't mention a word. This is to make us feel guilty and show our flaws."< /p>
"That's easy to say." After finishing his mind, Huang Donglai remained calm on the surface and continued, "I heard that the prince-in-law died in a manure pit explosion."
He mentioned this , Linghu Xiang next to him became nervous, because the content of Huang Donglai's sentence was a bit too specific, and it was unlikely that an outsider could know it.
"Wait a minute" Han Yu indeed saw the opportunity and started to attack, "How could Mr. Huang know how Xuan Sheng died?"
"Haha, this matter is a street kid in the capital." It's spread all over the streets, HanDon't you know, sir?" But Huang Donglai not only answered fluently, but also asked a question.
Actually, is this really spreading outside?
No.
But Yes.
As long as Huang Donglai is willing, his lie will become reality tomorrow, and the source of this rumor is difficult to trace.
You Han Yu insists on saying it. It was me who passed it on. Please show me the evidence. How can you be sure that it was not spread by someone from the Army and Horses Division? If we continue to get entangled with this, it will actually involve Han Yu colluding with people from the Army and Horses Division to make a confession and seal it up.
"Oh" Han Yu quickly appreciated the cleverness of Huang Donglai's response. He also secretly glanced at the other party and said, "So Han doesn't go out much." , the question was abrupt. What Huang Shaoxia heard was correct, Xuan Sheng did die like that. "
"Ham, isn't the cause of his death already obvious?" Huang Donglai then said a word that Han Yu had never heard before, "It must have been an accident caused by a methane explosion. . "
"Biogas explosion" Han Yu repeated these four words, showing a look of confusion.
"You don't understand. I'll show you once and you'll understand." . "Huang Donglai answered.
Linghu Xiang was stunned when he saw this. He thought to himself, Brother Huang, what are you going to do? Did you come to dinner with a bomb and raise the cesspool of the Young Master's Mansion? Aren't you confessing in disguise?
I have to say that with this idea, he overestimated the lower limit of dual harmony.
The next second, Huang Donglai stood up and came from the side. He lifted off a lamp cover on the shelf and took out a lit candle.
"Master Han, have you seen this candle?" Huang Donglai took it in his hand and looked at Han Yu.
Han Yu didn't think much and just nodded.
At this time, he didn't know the seriousness of the matter.
"Just take a look. "After Huang Donglai got the answer from the other party, he suddenly bent down, moved the candle to the middle and lower part of his body, assumed a posture like a football kickoff, and farted at the candle with a huge bang. < /p>
The fireball flashed away, and the explosion was extinguished in an instant. Only the aftertaste left in the room seemed to remind everyone that this scene was not an illusion.
After a breath, let alone Han Yu. The attendants and servants serving food and wine, including Linghu Xiang, were all stunned on the spot.
"I understand, this is called a methane explosion. "After Huang Donglai finished this, he sat down again in a swaggering manner and said to the dumbfounded Han Yu, "It must be that the cesspit of the Bingma Division has not been dug out for too long, and there is too much methane, and then the prince-in-law squatted in the pit in the middle of the night and accidentally If you drop the open flame in the lantern, it will explode. Isn’t it reasonable?”
When Huang Donglai fabricated these pseudo-science sentences, the two of themMr. Han, whose eyes were as wide as bells, slowly recovered from the suffocating scene just now.
"Uh-huh" Han Yu didn't know what to say. To a certain extent, he was indeed convinced.
As the saying goes, what you hear is false, but what you see is true.
Some theories you explain very accurately and in detail may not be understood by others, but if you perform a fun little experiment, even if your theory is specious, you may still be able to fool people.
At this moment, Han Yu really felt that this so-called "methane explosion" phenomenon might be the truth.
"It's reasonable, reasonable." So he could only answer like this.
At this moment, when the atmosphere and smell of the banquet hall were getting anxious
Han Xiaoqi, the housekeeper of the Han Mansion, rushed in panting all the way, "It's not good. Something big happened to the master."
Hearing this, Han Yu remembered that, by the way, his "strategy" was still halfway through.
So he immediately frowned, turned away, and said to the housekeeper, "Why are you so alarmed by what you are doing in front of the distinguished guests?"
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"The butler was also caught up in the drama. He first pretended to be anxious, took a few breaths, and then spoke intermittently, "Young Master Sun Sun, he followed me not far before he suddenly ran away without permission and broke into the place. Ming Yutang is gone."
Originally, the housekeeper's drama was well designed, but because he didn't know what happened here before he came, he was thrown into an unsuspecting scene. After gasping for breath, although he still insisted on saying the second half of the line, his face turned green.
"Ah what?" Han Yu had already gotten used to the smell anyway, and he continued to act when he was supposed to do it. He stood up with his mouth swollen enough to be three tunes wide, for fear that Huang Donglai and Huang Dong on the side would come and Linghu Xiang couldn't understand the seriousness of this matter, "I'm serious about what I said."
"It's absolutely true." The butler also insisted, speaking to the master, "I saw him break in with my own eyes." , the two servants guarding the door tried to stop him, but they were knocked to the ground by him. Now all the people in the mansion have gone there, sir, please go and take a look."
"Hiss!" Han Yu stood there and chewed his teeth, looking extremely embarrassed. After acting like this for a few seconds, he turned his head slightly and looked at Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang, "Two young heroes This matter is not trivial. I am afraid that there may be some misunderstanding. According to Han, it would be better for you to come as a witness."
Huang Donglai took a look and found out that the Hongmen Banquet was not going to be held until dinner. Even one step is saved. Our fast kid has already advanced to the "Xiangzhuang Sword Dance" step before we even move.
Just go then, they have already "arranged" it, at least let's see what this old fox can sing.
In this way, he and Linghu Xiang exchanged glances and agreed to Han Yu's request to go together.
The three of them didn’t hesitate anymore and walked forward quickly. After a minute or two, they were led by the housekeeper to the door of a study. There was a plaque hanging on the main door of the small building.On the plaque are the three words "Mingyu Hall".
"Master Han, this place is" Huang Donglai was also very cooperative and passed the message to Han Yu when he arrived at the door.
"Oh, this Mingyu Hall is a forbidden place in my young master's house. It contains many confidential documents and files that I have had in my hands. These documents involve all aspects of the government of my country." Han Yu paused here and added, "On weekdays, no one is allowed to enter without permission except me. Even when servants go in to clean, I must personally supervise it."
Hearing this, Linghuxiang broke into a cold sweat, because he had already heard that the man named Han was trying to frame Brother Sun for stealing state secrets. Even though Linghuxiang didn't know much about the law of Dazu, he He knew with all his guesses that this crime was a capital offense.
Therefore, the next second, Linghu Xiang glanced at Huang Donglai nervously, wanting to see if Brother Huang had any countermeasures in the face of this frame-up.
Unexpectedly, when he looked over, he saw that Huang Donglai not only had a relaxed expression on his face, but even seemed to be holding back a smile.
"What's going on?" Linghu Xiang was shocked, "Why is Brother Huang so indifferent? Is it true that he and Brother Sun always say they want to kill each other, but they actually mean it?"
But then he thought about it, it shouldn't be like this, there must be other reasons for Huang Donglai's calmness.
Then Linghuxiang thought about it and remembered it
"Yes." At this moment, Linghuxiang also breathed a sigh of relief, and his face almost stopped tightening, " Brother Sun seems to be illiterate."
"You two, come with me." On the other side, Han Yu finished explaining the settings of Ming Yutang and continued to look serious and nervous, trying to lead. He led the two of them into the house.
"Okay, okay, Mr. Han, please." Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang, feeling confident in their hearts, followed them.
That’s it, it’s amazing
The one who plots against others and the one who is plotted are holding back their laughter and walking side by side.
The three of them stepped into the Mingyu Hall. They just walked around a screen and saw Sun Yixie standing in the middle of the lobby, surrounded by a group of "guardians" armed with swords, guns and sticks.
As for the situation on Brother Sun’s side, everyone can understand it with a few words of explanation
After Sun Yixie said he was going to the toilet, the housekeeper was in Han Yu’s house. Following instructions, he took action and took Brother Sun all the way around, passing through the garden of the mansion and entering the back door of Mingyu Hall.
Then the butler lied to Brother Sun and said, "Keep walking in and you will find the toilet." After saying that, the butler left and locked the back door from the outside.
Sun Yixie is not stupid either. Can’t he see that the other party is lying? Where could there be a toilet built inside a small building like this in those days? If there really was one, then he should have done it as soon as he entered the door. I felt the stench was overwhelming.
However, Brother Sun didn’t point it out, because he knew very well that it was impossible for Han Yu to do something like “setting up a trap to kill people directly”. The most Mr. Han could do was to engage in some conspiracy. 1. The other party wants to be beautifulAs for the human plan, Brother Sun decided to use it and wait and see further.
What a pity, as soon as he walked a little further in, he realized that it was not a honey trap, but the "Lin Chong Presents the Sword" approach.
The "guards" who had followed Master Han's orders and laid ambush in the dark in advance saw Sun Yixie walking into the encirclement, and immediately picked up the weapons they had prepared and surrounded him. .
Of course, they are just surrounding but not attacking.
Because Han Yu said that the target must be kept alive. If the other party dies, it means that the other party was killed by a group of people at his place without third-party evidence. This is a death without evidence. On the contrary, it was detrimental to him.
In his opinion, the best result of Han Yu's strategy is that when Sun Yixie was wronged and besieged, he became anxious and then took action himself and beat him to death in Mingyu Hall. Injuring a large number of guards at the Junior Master's Residence is the best way to look like someone who was "caught stealing state secrets".
However, Sun Yixie was not fooled.
Although Brother Sun was not a person who liked reading in the past world, he has always watched the film and television works related to Water Margin, such as "Leopard Head Enters the White Tiger Hall", "Pan Jinlian Drunk and Making a Trouble" He is very familiar with "Grape Rack", "Pan Jinlian Orchid Soup Invites a Noon Battle", and "Pan Jinlian Plays the Pipa on a Snowy Night".
So, when Brother Sun glanced around and found that the place was full of bookshelves, and the ambush soldiers rushing out from all around were only surrounding him, he quickly guessed Han Yu's intention, so what else could he do? Do you want to take action?
Not only did he not take action, he didn't even say a word, so as not to give others a thumbs up.
Until Han Yu came in with Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang, the housekeeper falsely accused him again on the spot. Two servants at the door with bruises and swollen faces who had been "knocked over by him" also came in to "testify" and accuse him. After looking at him for a while, Sun Yixie smiled and said, "Humph, Mr. Han, what do you want to do now?"
Han Yu saw his expression and said to himself, "You kid is Relying on the gold medal given by the emperor, I think this thing can't cure your crime, right? Let's just wait and see."
Thinking of this, Han Yu bowed his hands and raised his head to the sky at a forty-five degree angle. "Since Sun Shaoxia has this attitude, Han will have no choice but to report today's matter to His Majesty and ask him to make a decision." After saying that, he turned to look at Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang, "Huang Shaoxia, Linghu Shao Xia, if you have a clear conscience, you shouldn't mind confronting Han in front of the emperor.",