Although Sun and Huang were both literary and historical gangsters in the past universe, they were indeed gangsters, but after all, they had heard of the name Oda Nobunaga.
So when Nobunaga announced his name, Shuangxi immediately started whispering in front of others.
“Hey, Brother Huang, this guy seems to be quite famous. I have a bit of an impression of his name.”
“Oda Nobunaga, you don’t even know he is that one. Who?"
"Who?"
"Oh, he is a famous Sengoku daimyo, who almost unified Japan."
"Oh, that means you still have some strength."
"It means you have some strength, okay."
Everyone, everyone who is familiar with Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai knows that something like this Conversations about "popularizing science" between half-bottled and half-bottled people are common between the two of them.
Actually, neither of them knew exactly what they were talking about, but as they talked, they might both believe it.
Nobunaga sat there and watched them whisper to each other in Chinese, but he could also understand a general idea, so when he heard this, he said, "Oh, it turns out that people in the Central Plains have also heard of my name Nobunaga." " He paused and chuckled, "Oh, you can even judge my strength."
This means that Nobunaga heard the key word "strength" and mistakenly thought that the other party I really know something about him.
But as spectators, we all understand that Sun Huang was just making casual comments using the very rough and even funny "evaluation methods" they commonly used.
In their wording habits, no matter what field you are in, you can basically be divided into invincible, very powerful, somewhat powerful, not very powerful, barely considered a person, not even a person, Rookie, these seven levels.
The more you have achieved certain achievements in areas that they do not understand and are not good at, the higher the chance of you getting high-level evaluations, and most of their evaluations are based on personal impressions, with almost no If you really believe it with the support of systematic knowledge and even common sense, you will suffer a lot.
For example, Nobunaga at this moment suffered from poor information. He was also complacent in thinking that the Central Plains man's reaction after hearing his name was because he was quite famous in the Central Plains.
When Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai saw his reaction, they immediately borrowed the donkey from Poxia and began to flirt and flirt with him.
To make a long story short, more than half an hour passed in the blink of an eye.
Nobunaga listened to the various blowjobs of these two people with great interest and interest. At noon, he asked someone to bring good wine and food, and wanted to eat and chat with Shuangxie.
Not long after, food and sake were placed on the kotatsu table in the room, and Sun and Huang did not regard themselves as outsiders at all. Not only did they sit down around the kotatsu table with Nobunaga, , and both of them also stretched their feet under the table.
Watching this move, Mori Ranmaru chewed his teeth and Hanako, because this kind of "sharing a table with the master"He, a personal bodyguard, has never received the treatment of "hot table".
However, Nobunaga was really happy today. He saw Ranmaru's expression and understood the young man's thoughts, so He asked Lan Wan to sit over and eat with everyone.
The young man was flattered when he heard this.
Sun Yixie looked at what this was about. Aren't we just asking you to sit down at the hot table together? The four old men were drying their feet by the fire under the same table, instead of getting into bed and sleeping.
So, he immediately went to sleep. He stood up, went over and pulled the boy over, and while he was pulling and pulling, he still said, "Little brother, just add a pair of chopsticks, don't be embarrassed, it won't taste good to us if you stand there." ”
Anyway, they were just cheap words, making it seem like he had invited the meal.
Of course, his actions did alleviate Ranmaru’s embarrassment.< /p>
After the four of them sat down together, Nobunaga became even happier. He served the food and drank a few more glasses. After ten rounds of drinking, Nobunaga, who had been drinking intermittently since the morning, finally finally He was a little drunk.
At this time, he picked up the cup and spoke to Sun Huang drunkenly.
"I originally wanted to dominate the world in one go.
"Isn't that very bold?
"Just me, Nobunaga of Owari, can dominate the world.
"When I first recruited retainers, I told everyone that I would unify the world."
"Oh, all the retainers, ask Kecheng, Xiulong, all of them, very Excited Fujiyoshiro, they are very excited
"What I have always said is to unify the world, and we have been making preparations to unify the world."
"So when I told them at that time, I said It only takes you two years, or two and a half years.
"Why do they say it's very simple?"
"I attack two counties every month, one in the first ten days and one in the last ten days. In this way, we can attack the Kansai region for one year." Got it.
"Then before going to Kanto, stay for another half a year to train, rigorous training, and then spend another year to capture Kanto. I said that it only takes you two and a half years, and we will capture all of Japan.
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“Wow, after listening to this, all the generals felt that it was so awesome and so challenging that they couldn’t lose at all. "
After saying this, Nobunaga lowered his eyes and curled his lips, took another sip of wine, and then continued with a playful smile, "But now I kind of want to give up, haha"
He smiled a few times Seconds later, he slowly darkened his face again, "You know why? It's because I studied your Central Plains book "Three Kingdoms Zhiping""" I read a lot of stories about heroes who tried to unify the world in the book, and I read it carefully. The more I read and study, the more I feel chills running down my spine.
“You know what the biggest problem with dominance is. Of course, this is a very complicated problem. To put it simply, the biggest problem is trust
p>“In these troubled times, if I conquer a city or territory in such a short period of time, my foundation will inevitably be unstable.If someone wants to take advantage of me, I can't guard against it.
"Because I am also an expert. I know without having to fight that someone will definitely defeat me in the future, and it is almost impossible to guard against. This is the first problem.
"Second There is a problem. I will lose more than half of the trusted generals I brought out initially. When the world is unified, these people cannot be seen. It is difficult for me to think about them.
"So, after thinking about it in recent days, I am now thinking about whether it is time."
When Nobunaga said this, Huang Donglai suddenly interrupted, "Stop." Sir, you are so boring when you say this."
"Yes." Sun Yixie was also watching the excitement and did not think it was a big deal, and said in support, "If your subordinates are dissatisfied with your arguments, When I heard it, I didn’t want to do it, but I thought about it after hearing it.”
“Ha” Nobunaga was also familiar with Shuangxie at this time, so he said more straightforwardly, “Forget it. How can you two little Central Plains artists understand the truth I learned from the book?"
He didn't say this, but if he said it, it would provoke a fight between the literary and historical gangsters. desire.
"Hey, we may not understand what you said, but we still have research on these three countries." Huang Donglai's voice became louder.
"That's right. Can you understand the Three Kingdoms better than us Central Plains people?" Sun Yixie also supported.
"Oh" Nobunaga asked doubtfully, "So you two have also read the story of the Three Kingdoms"
"More than just reading, you know it like the back of your hand, okay?" Sun Yixie has only read it People who were watching excerpts from TV series, various short video clips and weird interpretation articles from marketing accounts were louder than Huang Donglai at the moment.
"That's right." Huang Donglai also dared to fart after a few glasses of wine. "To be honest, the person in front of you is the one after the Sun family in Jiangdong. His talent is comparable to Lu Xun during the Three Kingdoms period."
Sun Yixie heard that Brother Huang was so supportive today, so I should also give him a blow. "Hey, low-key, low-key, Brother Huang, you are also comparable to Taishi Cizhi. Yes, should I tell people everywhere?"
Hearing this, Nobunaga almost dropped the wine glass in his hand.
Because the remarks of these two people were so shameless, Nobunaga couldn't tell for a while whether they were serious or using the comedian's ability to pretend to be stupid.
But immediately afterwards, the two men came up with a series of false rumors about the Three Kingdoms that they had seen from the short video, and they suppressed Nobunaga at that time.
After all, the Quanxiang Three Kingdoms story back then is different from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that we have seen in later generations. In addition, many so-called "interpretations" in contemporary short videos follow the principles of marketing and deliberately use some It is written in a subversive and eye-catching style. For the ancients who could not check information online at any time, some distortions sounded really bluffing at first.
In this way, after half an hour of Shuang Xie foaming at the mouth, not only Nobunaga, but also Ranmaru and Mitsuhide, who was eavesdropping outside the door, secretly marveled in their hearts.People are not simple.
The three of them all believed that what Shuangxie said was by no means the knowledge and insight that a "street artist" and his like should have.
But Sun and Huang, who were still talking endlessly, obviously hadn't noticed that at this moment, they were getting carried away and used their pseudo-knowledge to show off, which would soon bring them huge trouble.
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