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After listening to Hu Wenzhi's story, Yu Jianli slammed the table and shouted "Okay"
Everyone was startled by his voice. They all turned to look at him, only to see that his head was tilted, his shoulders were slanted, his cheeks were red, the whites of his eyes were rolling frequently and his eyelids were almost drooping, as if he was very drunk.
"Mr. Yu, what are you doing?" Fan Ning, who was sitting next to him, asked.
The answer he got was, "It's a good idea, hiccups sound harsh."
After Yu Jianli said this nonsense, he shook his head. He slumped down on the table and fell asleep with his face on the plates of food. He kept mumbling while sleeping, and occasionally uttered words such as "harm", "that's it", " Words like "me" seem to be spoken in the void by instinct.
Of course, this phenomenon is actually easy to explain, because Mr. Yu is a well-known "big friend" on Daoer, and he has a drinking party almost all year round. For example, today, he came to Xinghui Before going upstairs, I had already finished two games, and I had started playing at this intensity and density since noon. No matter how good the drinker, no matter how fast the metabolism function is, people can't hold it. So Mr. Yu has been here all these years. He has developed the ability to talk to other drunks at the table even if he is drunk for a while, sober for a while, or even passed out drunk.
Right now, he was unconsciously talking to other people at the table in a semi-drunk state, leaving others at a loss as to what to say.
However, after Ding Buzai thought about it for a while, he came to his own judgment.
"Oh, it seems Mr. Yu is drunk." He said, stood up, walked to the door, opened the door and shouted outside, "Here comes someone."
Seeing this, some people may want to say, why is it that Boss Ding is just like us eating in a private room of a not-so-good restaurant outside? How come he has to walk to the door of the private room, open the door, and shout for the waiter at the top of his lungs? In martial arts movies, when the master wants to call someone in, he should sit still, raise his voice a little, or clap his hands twice to call the person in.
You are right, TV dramas usually act like this, but if you think about it carefully, there are only two possibilities to do this.
One of them is very close to the door. There are always servants waiting for you.
But there is a problem with this, that is, since the servants can hear you clapping, they can definitely hear you talking. In other words, there is no difference between asking them to stand outside and standing in the house to serve you. , it cannot keep confidentiality at all.
Furthermore, the method of calling people by clapping is not very reliable. Unless you set a particularly complicated clapping code, if you just clap two or three times, who knows whether it was you who took the shot. If you meet someone like Mr. Yu who gets drunk and starts having fun, singing and dancing for you like Wahaha, he can make people come in eight times.
The second is to ask the servant to wait at a location designated by the master in the distance.When necessary, use your inner strength to transmit the sound you make to that place.
In this way, servants will not overhear the conversation in the room, and the master can continue to act with dignity when calling people. The problem is that the master's martial arts must reach a certain level to do so.
But Ding Buzhu’s martial arts is not that high, so he can only stand up like the rest of us and go to the door to call people with his human voice.
After he shouted this, after a while, two male servants wearing Xinghui Tower uniforms came quickly from a distance.
"Boss, you give your order." Even though these two were tall and thick, when they were in front of Ding Buzhu, they had to speak in a low-brow manner and in a soft voice.
"You two, help Mr. Yu go to the guest room to rest." Ding was unambiguous, so he made the decision for Yu Jianli.
"Yes." The two people agreed and moved into the house.
Uncle Yu naturally had no resistance at this moment, but when others carried him up, he was still humming, "If you see that I am a little tired, please pour me a bowl." "Water" I don't know what he was doing in that dream, but he sang it.
"Be careful not to hurt Mr. Yu. Remember to put him down before looking for the two girls to look after him and take good care of Mr. Yu." After the servant went out, Ding Bu Zhu was still at the door. After a few more instructions, he closed the door and sat back at the table again.
As soon as he sat down, he met a sharp gaze.
I saw Sun Yixie staring at Ding with his small eyes, as if he wanted to kill someone.
Ding couldn't help being stared at, and his heart tightened, and he thought to himself, "This boy named Sun is really aggressive. Do you want me to clarify and explain this matter clearly?"
< p>After thinking about it, he still had a smile on his face and quickly explained, "Haha, don't get me wrong, I am not trying to make the decision for Mr. Yu, but Mr. Yu's actions just now are undoubtedly telling us that he does not want to get involved in this matter. So Ding just wanted to be a favor and help him get out."Ding couldn't help but tell the truth. He judged that Yu Jianli's behavior just now was really stupid, and he wanted to stay out of the incident by pretending to be drunk. , so he asked people to carry Yu Jianli away who was "already drunk".
But in fact, it’s hard to say whether Yu Jianli is what Ding couldn’t help thinking, but anyway, Sun Yixie would glare at him, not because he made his own decisions, but just because he heard the sentence " Find two girls to take good care of Mr. Yu," so he became angry again.
The subtext of Sun Yixie's glance at him was probably, "You bitch, you asked a girl to take care of a drunk person, and you didn't ask her to come here, and you still fucking want to tell us, deliberately Isn't it the key that you just took Kaizi who paid the bill away? Who will pay the bill later? I've been here for a long time. I threw away hundreds of taels of silver. In the end, in addition to drinking tea, I ate vegetables and listened to the middle-aged uncle telling stories. , if you force me to cheat on you again, what the hell, I’m going to ask you for mental damage compensation.”
The silkworm ring is a priceless treasure. "On the other hand, Huang Donglai got back to business and asked a more pragmatic question, "You said you want to do this business with us, what price are you going to offer?"Ding couldn't help but listen, this is finally It was time to get to the point, so he immediately put away his polite smile, his face and tone sank at the same time, and he replied, "Well, it's easy to say, Ding is under the valuable help, and he has quite a lot of assets, whether it is gold, silver, jewelry, antiques As long as the two of you dare to talk about calligraphy and painting, weapon secrets, and even talented beauties, there will be nothing that cannot be taken away from here in Dingbuzhu. We ask for high prices and pay back on the spot. I think we can always negotiate a result that satisfies both parties. . ”
Everyone, these are powerful words.
First throw out a few big words at the beginning to show your strength; in the middle, you don’t say anything to death, showing that there is a "bargain" space to prevent the opponent's lion from opening his mouth; but in the end he said "we can always negotiate a result", with an attitude of being determined to win.
If you think of this, it is essentially a joke and intimidation. We were together, and we were not allowed to leave if we couldn’t stop talking.
Everyone here was smart, so it was impossible that they couldn’t understand the meaning of these words, so Faning and Hu Wenzhi had expressions on their faces after hearing these words. It's changed.
Fan Ning is already thinking about whether he should get drunk and get away like Uncle Yu.
As for Hu Wenzhi, even though he and Shuang Xie are together. But as we said before, his friendship with Shuangxie is not that deep, not even as good as Yu Jianli's relationship with Shuangxie, so he is very nervous at the moment, fearing that things will develop into "talking" No, I can’t leave." and involved himself in it.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha" A few seconds later, Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai burst into laughter as expected.
Obviously , after these few seconds, these two guys have already thought of a countermeasure.
The first person to speak, "Boss Ding," was Huang Donglai who just raised the question, "Sure enough, he is quick to talk, heroic, resolute, and heroic. Huang Mou admires the spirit, admires it”
Anyway, according to the routine, at this time, I will first use a few polite words to clear the way, and then start to do the things of hiding a knife in a smile and a needle in the cotton.
"Well said." Sun Yixie, who had been killing people with his eyes just now, now had a hypocritical smile on his face. As he spoke, he picked up the wine glass in front of him, raised his glass and said, "Boss Ding, Brother Ding, today Our brothers must give you a toast."
"That's right." Huang Donglai followed suit. He half stood up, picked up a wine bottle on the table with both hands, and slowly and respectfully helped Ding Buzhu in person. He poured a glass of wine, then he changed to another wine bottle and filled a glass for himself. Then he raised the glass and said, "Brother Ding will not give us brothers this face."
< p>Looking at Na Ding again, he started to sweat.Boss Ding said in his heart, "Okay, you guys are playing like this with me, right? Who doesn't know you are in Shuzhong?" Huangmen's poisonous methods are unique in the martial arts world. Now you are using this in front of me.You poured me a glass of wine with this action, which is a clear indication that my wine has been poisoned
"Then you two used words to catch me and force me to drink this glass of wine. This is a conspiracy. Let's slip
"If I drink the wine in front of me, I will be controlled by you; if I don't drink it, I will not give you face, and it will be my responsibility if the deal cannot be concluded.
"And if I directly point out that the wine may be poisoned, then I have to prove that the wine is really poisonous, otherwise I will slander you. But what if you just bluffed and didn't There was no real poison, or the kind of poison you poisoned me could not be detected. The result would be that I would lose face and suffer the consequences of being dumb.
“Well, young people nowadays are really ruthless and terrible. ”
Ding couldn’t help but feel that his inner drama was a little bit too much, but he was right. Sun and Huang were still playing this trick.
But in fact, today If Shuangxi meets a person who is careless, this trick will be useless.
Think about it, the two parties are not at odds now, and Ding can't help but steal their finger-wrenching things. He also used the gangster's rhetoric of "I kept it for you to prevent it from being stolen"; to say the least, even if he didn't cover it up, he clearly said, "I stole your ring. I just want it. Can I force it to buy it now?" "That Shuangxie has to wait until he fails to buy it and really takes action, or when there are signs of taking action, then he has an excuse for legitimate defense.
Donghexi poisoned his body The famous "young hero" in the world, under the current situation, it is impossible to directly poison the leader of the valuable gang.
So if Ding couldn't be so thoughtful, he would do anything. He didn't want to, so he drank the wine with a smile, and it was all right; or, if he was smarter and thought about things more thoroughly, he would understand that the wine was okay to drink.
Of course, he did. It just so happened that the lack of character or ability of thinking too much but not enough later determined Ding Buzu's ending.
"Hey, you two, let's not be busy for now" is obvious. After hesitating for a while, Ding couldn't help but think of a solution, "Wouldn't it be better to drink this glass of wine when we have concluded the deal?"
He didn't drink it either, but he didn't say anything. Don't drink, but delay.
This is not a bad response. Just wait and see the situation later, then drink after the agreement is reached. If you fall out, there is no need to drink. < /p>
With Ding Buzhu’s status in the world, most people will not deny him this face at this time. After all, this is not the common brain damage caused by rural relatives or obsessive leaders. At the wine table, if you don’t take this sip at the wine table, a group of middle-aged and old men will be embarrassed on the spot, and that bastard sycophant who is not so smart may even coax you to perform a show to help you "settle things over". Anyway, I believe that most people have experienced this kind of thing or will experience it sooner or later, so we will stop here.
Boss Ding is a decent person, and he will come to negotiate in person. He is a decent person. As long as he doesn't explicitly refuse, he wants to hold off on this drink., it can still be delayed.
"Okay then." When Huang Donglai saw that his plan failed, he immediately took up another one. After a breath, he put down his wine glass and said to Sun Yixie in a very relaxed tone, "Brother Sun, You are good at settling accounts, why don't you calculate for Boss Ding how much this Silkworm Ring is worth?"
Sun Yixie understood, and he immediately put down his wine glass with a crooked corner of his mouth.
This time, he smiled sincerely.
"Hey, let me think about it." Brother Sun's fishmonger's face came right to the point. Not only did he wink on his face, but he also pretended to mutter, "You can find the Heavenly Silkworm Magic once you get the Silkworm Seeking Ring. , if you find the magical power, you will be invincible in the world, and if you are invincible in the world, you will dominate the martial arts world. After you dominate the martial arts world, you will have all the gold, silver, jewelry, antiques, calligraphy and painting, weapon secrets, talents and beauties in the martial arts world."
Ding Buzai was listening in His scalp is numb. According to this calculation, he really can't hold back. What the hell, I will dominate the martial arts world. According to your calculation, I can own the entire ocean just by buying a fishing rod, right?
At this moment, Ding couldn't help but really wanted to take a drink of wine to calm down the shock, but he couldn't.
He just listened to Sun Yixie chanting for several minutes like a bastard. Finally, Brother Sun pretended to understand, slapped the table, and said with a very troubled look, " "Tsk, let's do this. Let's take a small loss and give it to Brother Ding. I'll treat you as my friend." At this point, he paused and then changed the subject, "But if you find Tiancan in the future." Magical skill, let us both take a look, but it’s not too much.” Please remember to bookmark it, the latest and fastest website for free reading without anti-theft