Chapter 5 A clever joke

After dinner, He Yuyu, who was full of food, was asked to clean up the dishes. The little girl couldn't always be used to it.

He Yuzhu seemed to suddenly think of something, opened the system and signed in.

I almost forgot to sign in for the first time. It’s all the fault of the Jia family, otherwise there wouldn’t have been so much trouble.

Ding dong, sign in is completed and you will get 0.5 cooking oil coupons.

He Yuzhu complained for a while, half a cooking oil ticket, probably when serving food in the canteen, you can use this ticket to ask the chef to add a few extra drops of oil for you.

If you don’t learn this system well, you won’t learn to be stingy like the third uncle, right?

When he got up the next day, He Yuzhu thought about a problem and planned to buy a bicycle. After all, he was already a grown man and would not have any thoughts about Widow Qin. Naturally, he had to consider the issue of marriage. .

Buying a bicycle is a must. Fortunately, the original Shazhu did not have the late widow control, and he had more than 100 yuan in savings. Unfortunately, most of the rest was borrowed. It's for Widow Qin's family.

I have to say that the He family and his son are both widow terminators.

This widow controls genes and passes them on from generation to generation, causing the He family to become almost extinct.

But buying a bicycle now is not a simple matter. There is only one bicycle in the yard, and it belongs to the uncle.

But my uncle is an eighth-level fitter, and even the factory director has to give up three points when he sees it. It's more than 90 a month, which is higher than the factory director in terms of pure salary.

Otherwise, there are reasons why he is the master of the yard.

One hundred and ninety-five for a bicycle and fifty for industrial coupons, these are all necessary, nothing is different.

Generally, regular workers are given an industrial coupon with a salary of 20 yuan. It's easy for a man, he buys at least four bicycles a month, so there's nothing wrong with him being the first to buy a bicycle in the courtyard.

After breakfast, He Yuyu said he would go play with his classmate Yu Haitang, as he had agreed to do yesterday.

He Yuzhu gave her fifty cents and three food stamps in case the little girl didn't come back hungry at noon.

It is not impossible for the two little girls to really go shopping and forget to go home. Although He Yuyu has the potential to be a little white-eyed wolf, after all, there is still room for saving now, and nothing will happen to his biological sister. I can't bear to be hungry.

As soon as He Yuzhu walked out and met his rival Xu Damao, he felt a little panicked in his heart, as if he had opened the door and heard a crow calling in the tree.

But Xu Damao didn't actually speak out against him, which made He Yuzhu a little puzzled. Xu Damao has changed his gender. It's impossible. It's impossible for Xu Damao to change his gender even when the sun rises in the west.

At this time, Xu Damao came over and said, "Silly Zhu, I'm going to buy a bicycle in a few days. How about being the second person in our courtyard with a bicycle? Are you envious?"

He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao with disdain and said, "Do you have the conditions to buy a bicycle? You have a higher salary than me.? Do you have enough industrial coupons?

If there is no such thing, how can you buy a bicycle? Just by opening your mouth, the bicycle can come to your home. I also said that I would buy a plane tomorrow. ”

Xu Damao snorted twice and said, “Silly Zhu, you are so boring. My fee is a bit high. I usually spend a lot of money, and the industrial coupons are really not enough.”

But there is no way. My dad has money and industrial coupons.

One is that I often go to the countryside to watch movies, so it would be awkward not to have a bicycle.

There is also a person like me who is about to get married before my eyes. When I buy a bicycle, our old man has clearly arranged it.

You, go ahead and envy me. ”

The grandson finished showing off and left triumphantly.

Xu Damao also looked like a villain who had succeeded. He waited here for a long time just to be in Silly Pillar. Show off in front of him.

Just when He Yuzhu was about to go find the uncle, Bang Jian came over with Xiaodang and Huaihua.

Obviously, Bang. Gian was holding a grain book in his hand.

After seeing Silly Zhu, Bang Gian snorted and hid as if he thought of something. He quickly hid the grain book in his pocket, and then He passed by He Yuzhu with his hands on his pockets.

He Yuzhu immediately guessed that there must be something wrong with this bad boy. He didn't know what he was holding back.

However, If you don't provoke yourself, you'll be fine. If you dare to provoke yourself, then the beating was too light yesterday.

Banggeng returned home with his two younger sisters and said very happily: "Grandma, grandma, look at me. Picked up something. ”

Qin Huairu had gone to Jia Zhang’s to eat and felt a little pain all over her body. As usual, she lay on the bed to rest, while Bang Gang took her two younger sisters to play nearby.

After unceremoniously pushing the door in, Banggeng shouted excitedly: "Grandma. Grandma, look, I brought you a good thing. "

Her eldest grandson called, and Jia Zhang lazily got up from the bed and said, "Banggen, didn't you take your two sisters out to play? Why did you come back so soon?

Could it be that someone is bullying you? Tell grandma and grandma will go find them. ”

Thinking that her eldest grandson might have been bullied, Jia Zhang suddenly felt that her eyes were no longer deaf, her ears were no longer blurry, and the pain all over her body had disappeared.

The whole person felt like Suddenly he felt energetic.

Banggeng called to Xiaodang and said, "Go and close the door, and be careful not to let anyone come over. "

When Xiaodang went to close the door, Banggeng mysteriously took out the grain book and said, "Grandma, what do you think this is?" ”

Jia Zhang is really illiterate, but even if she doesn’t know how to read, she still knows about grain books.

In those days, if a non-agricultural household registration did not have grain, Ben's words, then basically nothing like food can be sold.

Because the supply of materials was relatively tight at that time, each household in the city had a grain book, and the monthly grain supply was rationed according to the population.

It can be said that a small amount of food is the ration of a family. Real rations can be said to be the foundation for settling down in the city. Without this stuff, there is no way to live in the city.

Therefore, even if Jia and Zhang didn’t know how to read, they still knew the importance of this grain book.

She was stunned for a moment and said: "Banggen, why did you take our family's food book? Be careful your mother comes back to deal with you."

Although Widow Qin beat Banggen , Mrs. Jia Zhang must have blocked it, but the food book is related to whether the family will drink the northwest wind this month. If it was damaged or lost by Bang Gang, Mrs. Jia Zhang thinks Bang Gang It's okay to get beaten up.

After all, if you let yourself starve, then this eldest grandson will be a bit unreliable.

Banggan said with a smile: "Grandma, how can I know where our food books are? My mother hid them somewhere.

This is not us. The family’s grain book, this is the grain book I picked up.”

When Jia Zhang heard this, she immediately became energetic, rolled her eyes, and asked cheerfully: “The grain book you picked up. ? Whose family is it? If you are so careless, you can lose the food book. The whole family goes to drink the northwest wind."

Banggan proudly took the two cups and said: "The above. It was clearly written in the grain book of Wu Dashuan's family next door." Jia Zhang took it and read it for a long time. She really didn't know the words. She said while reading: "Wu Laoshuan. Is it the Wu Laoer who came back from the Northeast? This guy is not a good guy. He didn’t even say hello to me.

If we give this back to him, although he will definitely thank us, grandma, I will be a little unwilling to do so.”

Banggan’s food has been a bit unsatisfactory this month. , Originally, my mother could borrow some money from Shazhu's family in the middle of the month to improve her life, but yesterday she offended Shazhu and asked her to borrow money to improve her life, so don't even think about it.

My mother already said it last night. The meat ticket for this one has been used at the beginning of the month, and I can't borrow Si Zhu's money anymore. I originally planned to borrow money from Shazhu in the past two days. I took the opportunity to improve my life, but don’t even think about it now.

For this reason, my mother even cut her mouth twice, which made Banggeng very unhappy.

At this time, of course Banggeng hated that damn stupid Zhu. He didn’t lend it to his family when he had money, and he even beat himself up. What the hell. Your money should be lent to us so that we can improve our lives, but you dare not lend it to us and beat me up. What a bad guy.

But thinking about the fighting prowess of both sides, Banggeng’s little mind also knew that Shazhu was a god of war in the courtyard, and he was invincible in the whole courtyard., even adults Xu Damao has been beaten by Silly Pillar more than once.

Even within a radius of several miles, according to Xu Damao, not many people have beaten Shazhu alone.

Therefore, when I saw Silly Zhu today, Bangge walked around subconsciously, hating Silly Zhu and hating Silly Zhu, but if I provoke Silly Zhu again, I will get beaten up. This is For sure.

So although Bangge is small, he also knows that his family is not very rich in food this month, and it is almost impossible to improve his life.

Thinking of this, Banggeng frowned and thought about it, and said cowardly: "Grandma, why did we pick it up so quickly?

I see Wu Lao'er's family hasn't received the food for this month yet. Do you think if we receive it, wouldn't we be able to eat dry food this month? The cheap old lady was the kind of person who would throw away money if she didn't pick it up when she went out. She didn't have much experience, so she hesitated and said, "Can this be done? If it is discovered, it will be no small matter."

Banggan vowed to say: "Grandma, don't worry, if you are afraid of being discovered, the big deal is that after we receive the food from above, we will just throw the food book into the fire and burn it. We don't know the ghost." You know, if you don’t tell me, who would have known that we took away the food?

By the way, Xiaodang, you have to shut up, you must not tell anyone about this.”

Sophora japonica is still young and doesn’t know what a grain book is. She plays behind her without any instructions.

But Xiaodang already knows the importance of food, so it seems that Banggeng needs to make some arrangements.

Jia Zhang also threatened fiercely: "Xiao Dang, remember what your brother said. If you dare to tell anyone, just eat steamed buns and drink porridge for me this month.

If you are obedient, grandma will make you steamed buns today."

Xiao Dang nodded very obediently and said, "Grandma, I am obedient and I won't say anything."

Mrs. Jia Zhang then nodded with satisfaction and said: "Yes, yes, this is grandma's good boy. Remember, you can't tell anyone who asks you. If you are really pressed, you don't know anything."< /p>

At this moment, Jia Zhang also imagined that if she could eat white flour steamed buns, it would be a very happy thing.

Just do it. Wu Laoer's family next door didn't receive the grain book this month, so he can only blame himself.

Just do it, Jia Zhang told Xiaodang to keep an eye on the Sophora japonica at home, and left in a hurry with the stick stalk.