Chapter 446 Tricking Mr. Lu? You are really tired of living

Jiang Xiaohou stood in the distance, and his subordinates stood behind her respectfully.

Jiang Xiaohou was eating snacks: "What's the point of this kind of plot? Will anyone like to watch it?"

The subordinate scratched his head: "All stories are not necessarily from beginning to end. It’s all climax, there must be ups and downs.”

Jiang Xiaohou looked back at him: “Then what’s the meaning of my existence? I’m here just for fun.” Make trouble."

"Well... why not just castrate Long Aotian?"

Jiang Xiaohou looked at him: "Can you use your brain? He was also a waste!"

"Then I will castrate Zhao Ritian?"

Jiang Xiaohou was extremely depressed: "That's just one more eunuch, what's the fun? "

"No, after we castrate him, wouldn't it be very happy if we find some beautiful women to dance for him and seduce him?"

Jiang Xiaohou was depressed? No: "Notify the two of them and clean up the tail. It seems that I will take action personally this time."

"Yes."

The eldest brother and the second brother are very busy.

This suburb is full of four-door masters, and there are about a dozen of them outside.

Ding Dong was beaten and scratched repeatedly, making both of them breathless from exhaustion.

More than a dozen people came to the four gates, all with their acupuncture points sealed and tied tightly, still in the abandoned factory.

The eldest brother and the second brother just took a rest, sat aside, took out the thermos cups they carried with them, drank tea and chatted.

Ahu was tied up very tightly: "Brothers, who are you? Why are you arresting us? Let's talk about it slowly. Our boss is Lu..."

The eldest brother said: "Shut up! I didn't ask, so you are not allowed to say anything."

The military advisor said: "Can I ask a question?"

"No." The eldest brother said: " Whoever asks about this will die."

The military advisor was puzzled: "There must be a reason to arrest us, right?"

The second brother stood up and slapped the king of chariots. A big-mouthed man said: "This! That's the reason! If you don't want me to block your mouths, just say something else and try it!"

The rider wanted to ask why he was the one who asked the question and the one who was beaten was I.

But when he thought about what he had experienced these past few days, he couldn't bear it.

Long Aotian led Zhuge Xiaohua and Luo Shiyin to chase Zhao Ritian and beat him up.

Zhao Ritian fell down the slope and lay on the ground for a long time, unable to get up.

Midway in pursuit, Lu Chengwen suddenly felt someone behind him. Before he could react, he was knocked unconscious with a palm.

Long Aotian was very happy, but suddenly he felt someone behind him. Just as he was about to react, he was knocked unconscious.

As soon as Zhao Ritian opened his eyes in a daze, he was kicked unconscious.

The three people were tied like rice dumplings and fell into the air.

Lu Chengwen woke up and struggled twice. When he saw it, there was a dragon on the leftAotian, on the right is Zhao Ritian.

Looking further, a sexy beauty was wearing a white fox mask and a pink robe, revealing two slender and round thighs, with her legs crossed.

Hold a Chinese folding fan and play with it slowly.

Behind him, stood a middle-aged uncle.

The uncle had an expressionless face and stood with his hands crossed, showing no anger or authority.

Lu Chengwen suddenly remembered it.

She should be the master Hua Xuening mentioned, the erratic and very powerful master.

Lu Chengwen became alert.

Long Aotian is the four gates of heaven!

She can tie up such a master and hang him here. How powerful this person is! ?

Hua Xuening did not exaggerate, and that girl did not exaggerate either.

What she said is right, this person is too strong.

"Senior Brother! Senior Brother! Don't sleep, Master let the monsters take you away!"

Long Aotian slowly opened his eyes, looked around, struggled a few times, Looking at Lu Chengwen and Zhao Ritian over there, he gritted his teeth in anger.

After struggling hard for a few times, he glared at Jiang Xiaohou: "Who are you!? Let me go!"

The man behind said: "Be mature, if you say Just let him go, then why are we arresting you?"

Lu Chengwen tilted his head: "Zhao Ritian!"

Lu Chengwen was anxious: "Idiot!"

Zhao Ritian shook violently, woke up, and looked around: "What the hell is going on!? What's going on!?"

Looking forward, he saw that the two people in front of him did not recognize each other. The two people hanging with him knew each other.

"What's going on!?"

Lu Chengwen said: "It's what you can see with your naked eyes."

Zhao Ritian gritted his teeth: "Who are you? I I’m warning you, you’d better let me go quickly, otherwise I want you to look good!”

Crack——!

The third brother who was standing behind Jiang Xiaohou suddenly had a soft whip in his hand. He swung it over at once, swung the tip of the whip accurately, and hit Zhao Ritian on the mouth.

In an instant, Zhao Ritian’s mouth swelled and his gums bleed.

Zhao Ritian felt that his mouth was numb and he looked extremely miserable.

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian looked at each other, feeling very nervous.

Don't talk nonsense, the other party seems to have a lot of background.

"When I was young..." Jiang Xiaohou finally said: "I once met a person."

"He was unhappy every day, and often looked at the lake in a daze, melancholy. I was in a daze all day long."

"I feel sad, I think people shouldn't be like this."

"I feel sad to see him sad."

"So, I pushed his head into the lake until he drowned."

ThreePeople are confused.

You look at me, I look at you.

Lu Chengwen thought to himself, what kind of story is this? If you think they are pitiful, just press them to death in the lake! ?

Long Aotianxin said this brain circuit... I didn't expect it!

Zhao Ritian was puzzled: "Why? Shouldn't you help him?"

Jiang Xiaohou looked at Zhao Ritian: "I have already helped him, and since then, he has never been able to help him again." I won't be unhappy anymore."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "Beauty, you are..."

"Not happy."

The three people were stunned.

This guy is crazy!

If you are unhappy, you will kill someone!

Jiang Xiaohou said: "Let's play a game. Each of you tells a story. But I have three requirements. First, the story cannot be something I have heard. If I have heard it, I will let San'er will give you a whip;"

"Second, the story must be novel and interesting. If it is boring, I will let San'er give you a whip."

"Third... The story must be reasonable. If it is not reasonable, I will ask San'er to give you ten lashes."

"Who starts first?"

Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian. Looking at Lu Chengwen together: "Let's start with him."

Lu Chengwen opened his eyes wide: "No?"

Zhao Ritian smiled and said: "Aren't you very eloquent? The eldest sister needs to be happy. Go tease her and make her happy."

Long Aotian also said: "That's right, Cheng Wen, we all know that you are usually funny, you are much better than us! "Well, if you tell a joke, the eldest sister will definitely be happy!"

Lu Chengwen said in his heart that you two turtle bastards are trying to kill me!

"You two, we are all brothers, and we have known each other for a long time, so there is no need to trick each other like this, right?"

Zhao Ritian smiled: "Brother Cheng Wen, how can this be? Are you cheating on each other? You are really better than us in this aspect, right, brother Aotian?" "Yes, yes!" Long Aotian also said: "I have seen it since I was young. I was very humorous when I was a child, and now I am even more humorous as I grow older. Cheng Wen, please stop being humble! We are not trying to trick you, we are trying to praise you!"

Lu Chengwen was so angry that he was half-dead.

You can tell this woman is crazy when she looks at her condition and hears her words.

If you two can’t do it, let me speak first! ?

Those two people were willing to take risks, and their guns were pointed at Lu Chengwen.

Lu Chengwen raised his eyebrows and said yes!

If you dare to be in the first grade of junior high school, I will dare to be in the fifteenth grade!

Lu Chengwen laughed loudly: "Sister, it's too easy to tell jokes. Why don't you put me down first and I'll tell you an interesting trick?"

Long Aotian also said: "That's right, Cheng WenNow, stop talking nonsense and speak quickly. "

Zhao Ritian also said: "Yes, yes, I let you go without even saying anything. How is that possible? Are you so easy to deceive as a eldest sister? "

Lu Chengwen said: "If you let him go, I will definitely be able to explain it well." "

Jiang Xiaohou said: "Then let it go. ”

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian opened their eyes and opened their mouths together.

Lu Chengwen loosened his bonds, moved his wrists, narrowed his eyes, and stared at that person with hatred. Two young men.

“Sister, let’s do this, I’ll tell you a joke, and then you let them guess. If you guess right, put it down. If you guess wrong, hey, you can just smoke it! How about it? "

Jiang Xiaohou suddenly became excited: "Okay! Great! That’s it! ”

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian instinctively sensed that things might go wrong!

This kid Lu Chengwen might be up to something bad.

Lu Chengwen laughed: "My joke is really funny. explain! A while ago, I spent 20 million to buy a big white horse. It fell into a tea bowl and drowned! ”

With one sentence, everyone was confused.

Even Jiang Xiaohou was confused.

San’er looked at Lu Chengwen and thought to himself, “What the hell am I going to do?” I should whip you to death!

Is this a human saying?

It’s okay for you to spend 20 million on a big white horse, you have money, what the hell? Falling into the teacup and drowning! ?

Big white horse?

Jiang Xiaohou instinctively felt that this thing should be fun.

She bit her lip, extremely excited, and crossed her long legs: "You mean, you spent 20 million to buy a big white horse! ”

“Yes! ”

“Falled into the tea bowl and drowned? ”

“That’s right! "

"Is this true? ”

“It’s absolutely true! "

"But how could the big white horse fall into the tea bowl and drown? ”

“Don’t you believe this? ”

“Don’t believe it! "

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and pointed at the two confused guys: "Ask them! They must know! ”

Long Aotian was stunned.

Zhao Ritian was stupid.

Lu Chengwen just looked at them and was happy.

Jiang Xiaohou looked at They laughed: "Tell me, you two, how did a big white horse that I bought for 20 million fall into a tea bowl and drown?" "

Long Aotian almost cried: "This is impossible! Big white horse! ? teacup! ? This... is impossible! "

Jiang Xiaohou said: "San'er, whip him. "

Bah, bang, bang!

Long Aotian was so painful that he was dying.

Jiang Xiaohou asked Zhao Ritian again: "Tell me, 20 million yuan How did White Horse fall into the tea bowl and drown? ”

Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian gritting his teeth, still feeling the pain.

He was so nervous that he stammered.

But heI really can’t tell!

"It's because...this...that horse...it's small and the tea bowl is big..."

Jiang Xiaohou said with a straight face: "Lied to me? San'er ! Slap him! "The transcoding has been serious recently, which makes us more motivated and updates faster. Please use your little hands to exit the reading mode. Thank you