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Chapter 500: Get out of my way, Mr. Lu is trying to trick people!

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"Uh..." The housekeeper was a little embarrassed, and he muttered for a long time: "The eldest lady's comments are: charming, strong and durable, so good."

The whole audience was shocked.

The old man of the Zhang family’s face is greener than Long Aotian.

"This...what is this girl doing?"

Zhang Jiucheng said: "But...according to Chen Sanliang,...this comment is also correct. "

The housekeeper was very depressed: "First round, Chen Sanliang is here, please take five steps forward."

Lu Chengwen raised his head and looked at the stage in shock. woman.

【What am I going to do! ? 】

【That’s okay too! ? ]

[No...he just doesn’t want to get married, doesn’t want to marry Sun Ze, so he wants me to abort one? What now! ? Are you really attracted to me? 】

【Don’t she know who I am? What are you doing! ? ]

Lu Chengwen looked back and saw that Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were furious.

I numbly took five steps forward, turned around and said with a smile: "She is confused, she must be... let me take a few steps first to test you. Who knows what she is thinking."< /p>

Long Aotian nodded, thinking the same thing. Let the person he doesn't like take a few steps first to see other people's reactions. Maybe the girl is testing my character.

There is nothing wrong with my answer just now. She must like me in her heart.

However, she wanted to observe me more and deliberately kept me cold.

Yeah, that must be the case.

The housekeeper read aloud: "Question 2: If you could go back to your life again, which day would you most like to go back to? Which decision would you like to change?"

Zhao Ritian thought for a while: "I want to go back. Go to the foot of the waterfall in Nan Mian and stand in a different position. That way you can avoid the damage from the big tree. Huh? No, I think... I want to avoid that old lady. Then I can avoid more damage, huh? No, I think..."

The housekeeper said impatiently: "The eldest lady commented: I don't even understand what you said."

Zhao Ritian was discouraged and used his hands to amplify. He shouted on the stage: "I like you very much!"

Long Aotian rolled his eyes and cursed in his heart: Idiot.

Going closer to Zhao Ritian: "Step aside and watch my performance."

Long Aotian looked at the stage, calm and steady: "If I can choose, I hope to go back to the end Changing a decision on the battlefield of a battle will make me die there, but it will save many of my brothers."

Everyone feels that this person is not simple.

There is a story!

Has he ever led troops?

And this spirit is so great!

The housekeeper read the comment: "The eldest lady's comment: Die for your brothers, die for your faith, you deserve to die!"

Long Aotian nodded, thinking: Now it's safe. .

The staff member poked Lu Chengwen: "It's your turn, be good."Say it! "

Lu Chengwen was a little panicked.

"I... I want to go back to last night. I didn't open the door or not. It didn't matter to me whether it was a person or a dog outside. I had several girls in the house who were all wet, and I was turned upside down and had a fight all night long! ”

Zhang Shen’er had a straight face and pouted: Damn you! I know you can’t spit out ivory from your mouth. If you break the jar with me, I will prevent you from succeeding! It’s still today You, I don’t want anyone else!

Luo Shiyin, who was standing at the back, blushed and said, “You bastard. "

Zhuge Xiaohua pointed at her: "I told you that you went to see Lu Chengwen last night! You still don’t admit it! ”

“I didn’t! "

"When you came back, you entered the house holding on to the wall. You thought I didn't notice it! "

"I am... my legs are numb! ”

“My legs are numb?” Why is that butt swollen? I can see it all! "

"You...why do you care so much? "

"You promised me not to go find him! ”

“I really don’t! "

The housekeeper over there was sweating: "The eldest lady commented: You can't go back either. "

Then he said gloomily: "Chen Sanliang has arrived, so take ten steps forward. "

Lu Chengwen was panicked.

[Is this girl determined to follow me?]

[You look down on Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian , so you choose me?]

[The key is that I am not a good person! Sister, please wake up!]

[I am a profiteer! Scum!]

[What is this!]

Lu Chengwen took ten steps forward and turned back to Long Aotian.

Long Aotian nodded, meaning, I understand you.

Long Aotian was also puzzled. Lu Chengwen didn't want to win at all, and he didn't want to fight either.

Every time this answer is extremely rude, it is the inner speech of a dirty person. There is no reason for the eldest daughter of the Zhang family to like Lu Chengwen!

You are still testing me, you must be!

Stay still, I want to stay still.

The steward said loudly: "Question 3: Tell me the deepest secret in your heart. ”

Zhao Ritian said: “I was caught by someone once, and that woman was very powerful. I couldn’t beat her.” But she was okay with me, but she kept giving me medicine which made me a little unhappy. But she helped me a lot, so it was even. "

The housekeeper said that you should be single.

"The eldest lady commented: I don't know what to say. ”

Long Aotian took a deep breath: “I actually have ambitions and want to make a career. Although there are obstacles at present, I will not give up. I insist that men must have dreams! The bigger the dream, the bigger the heart! ”

The old man of the Zhang family wants to applaud him.

A man must have ideals, ambitions, and speak well!

The Zhang familyThe staff looked at Lu Chengwen: "Brother Sanliang, please speak a human word, we are about to win! The Zhang family also wants to save face."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "My secret is... I I like men.”

The whole audience was shocked.

Lu Chengwen looked shameless and shameless.

Sun Ze was shocked: "Oh my god!"

The old man of the Zhang family said to himself that I am just too old, otherwise I will rush down and beat you right now!

I will challenge you to a duel, believe it or not! ?

You prodigal thing, if you don’t want to marry, just say so, who are you disgusting here! ?

Lu Chengwen was very proud and turned back to raise his eyebrows at Long Aotian.

Long Aotian was very satisfied with Lu Chengwen's performance and smiled and nodded at him.

Good brother! It’s hard for you!

Zhao Ritian was shocked: "He is... holy shit!"

Long Aotian looked at him: "He is talking nonsense, how many girlfriends do he have!"

"Oh, yes, then he lied, so he should be kicked out."

Long Aotian looked at Zhao Ritian: "If he doesn't lie, how do you have a chance? He is almost at the end. ”

“Oh, yes!”

The housekeeper was going crazy looking at the comments.

"I...the eldest lady...commented: I...I will break you straight."

The housekeeper said discouragedly: "Chen Sanliang is here, go forward ten Take five steps."

Lu Chengwen looked at Zhang Shen'er on the stage, motionless.

【What to do? Fifteen more steps and I'm at the end! 】

【I am a son-in-law! 】

【Is this plot going to be changed to a son-in-law story? ? 】

The staff of the Zhang family were very excited: "Sister-in-law, go forward, you win! Haha, our Zhang family won't accept your tricks. We are attracted to you!"< /p>

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and walked forward slowly, his steps getting smaller and smaller. After fifteen steps, he was still two or three steps away from the yellow line at the end.

The housekeeper took a deep breath: "Next question: Use three words to describe yourself."

Zhao Ritian raised his hand first again: "Strong! Brave! Smart and witty!"< /p>

Long Aotian turned around, looked at him, and slowly shook his head.

My heart says you are invincible.

Many people in the audience were laughing.

The housekeeper said loudly: "The eldest lady's comment: It's quite humorous."

Zhao Ritian nodded and said to Long Aotian: "I originally wanted to add this, but they only Let me use three words."

Long Aotian turned away, not wanting anyone to think he knew him.

Long Aotian said: "Tenacity, perseverance, and a heart for the world."

The old man of the Zhang family nodded and looked back at Zhang Shen'er, meaning that we are interested in this. You... lean a little.

Just when the two people answered in turn.

Lu Chengwen is playing with his mobile phone, sent a message to Zhao Gang: Take the little monkey and leave first, hurry! Also, leave a car for me at the intersection.

He winked at Qi Meishao and Hua Xuening again, and both girls nodded to express their acceptance.

Lu Chengwen glanced at Sun Ze behind him and waved to him. Sun Ze was stunned and walked over: "I don't like you."

"You are so stupid. , I'm talking nonsense!"

"Oh. What are you going to do?"

Lu Chengwen hugged him: "Do you want to have a big one?"

Sun Ze raised his arm and took a step back: "Don't get too close to me, I'm afraid of a bad reputation."

Lu Chengwen winked upward and took advantage of the Zhang family's distraction: " Do you dare to fight to save her?"

"What are you going to do?"

"That's it!"

"Hey!"

At this time, the housekeeper said loudly: "Chen Sanliang, it's your turn."

Lu Chengwen laughed loudly: "Three pounds! Get ready!"

Long Aotian was stunned: "What!?"

Lu Chengwen said again: "Three tons, look at my eyes!"

Zhao Ritian: "Ah!?"

Lu Chengwen breathed out, brought up the system interface, and finally selected the one - Tiansimen Experience Card!

Success or failure depends on this!

Zhang Shen'er gently pulled off the veil. With her understanding of Lu Chengwen, she discovered that things were no longer simple.

Immediately write down the comments and hand them to the housekeeper.

The housekeeper was no longer surprised, and said loudly: "Chen Sanliang, fate has arrived, move forward eighteen thousand steps."

Then he murmured in a low voice: "Let me see what you do Come on, our Zhang family is determined to marry you!"

Zhao Ritian pulled Long Aotian: "What did he mean just now?"

Long Aotian shook his head: "No. I know, but... it feels very familiar..."

"What does it feel like?"

"The feeling of being... cheated"

Luo from behind. Shiyin's face was deep: "Get ready, the master is about to take action."

Zhuge Xiaohua almost cried: "Are you talking about the master or the young master?"

Luo Shiyin Said: "The master has started to trick people. If he takes action, the young master must take action. It's the same."

Qi Meishao and Hua Xuening are also ready.

Lu Chengwen held the Tiansimen experience card that no one else could see between his fingers, gritted his teeth and shook it!

"The four gates of heaven! Open!"

Buzz——!

Zhao Ritian behind was shocked: "Oh my God! He, he, he...he is Tiansimen!?"

Lu Chengwen jumped up and rushed directly to Zhang Shen'er Beside him, Zhang Shen'er hugged him.

Zhang Shener was panting and his chest was heaving violently. He had always been annoying since he was a child...but today Lu Chengwen was so handsome!

"I'll take you away." Lu Chengwen looked at her,Be firm and authentic.

Zhang Shen'er quickly hugged Lu Chengwen tightly: "I'll follow you!"

Zhang Jiuzheng stood up and pointed: "Chen Sanliang! What are you going to do!?"

Lu Chengwen laughed loudly: "Sorry, seniors of the Zhang family, the three of us brothers are not here to marry into the family at all, we are here to steal the bride! We have always been the only ones to marry, no one can marry us!"

Zhang Jiucheng said angrily: "You are so presumptuous!"

Lu Chengwen shouted: "Second brother! Third brother! I leave this place to you, the eldest brother goes first, be careful!"

Long Aotian opened his eyes wide and muttered: "Lu Chengwen, your uncle..." The transcoding has been serious recently, which makes us more motivated and updates faster. Please use your little hands to exit the reading mode. Thank you

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