Chapter 509 Uncle Master, I beg you to be a human being

Lu Chengwen is discussing life with Xu Xuejiao.

Xu Xuejiao was sitting on Lu Chengwen, heaving violently, and suddenly Hua Xuening came in: "Master, please stop!"

Xu Xuejiao hugged Lu Chengwen, turned around and said, "What are you doing? "

Xu Xuejiao said: "Your uncle is here!"

Xu Xuejiao looked at Lu Chengwen: "Why is he here?"

"I don't know. Let him wait."

Hua Xuening said: "He said he stole the Tianmen Pill for you!"

Lu Chengwen put Xu Xuejiao down and covered her with the blanket. Lying on the bed, she said delicately: "Your Majesty, come back early, I am waiting for you here."

Lu Chengwen looked at her: "It's time to take a picture of you like this and let your father see it."< /p>

"Hee hee, you are my majestic father, wow!"

Lu Chengwen shuddered, put on his clothes and looked at Hua Xuening.

Hua Xuening's face turned red and she was already fascinated.

"Still reading?"

Hua Xuening came back to her senses and blushed even more: "Who is reading!? I am... studying."

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When he came to the living room, Lu Chengwen laughed loudly: "Uncle, why are you so free?"

Ming Disha threw a bottle Come over: "Go on."

Lu Chengwen caught it: "That's it...if you had to do this earlier, wouldn't it save me the trouble of myself?"

"You have to practice, I have to fight against others. The guy named Long and the guy named Zhao are both very powerful. If you don’t make progress, they will catch up to you sooner or later."

"They are already far ahead of me. "

"So! You need to have a sense of crisis and urgency."

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "What did you do again?"

"Haha! Wait until you reach the peak of the upper four gates before taking the Tianmen Pill. Now, you need a new cauldron!"

"No way? Are you here again?"

Ming Disha took out a bag from behind the sofa and opened it, revealing a girl's little head.

He has blond hair and a delicate appearance. He has his eyes closed and seems to be asleep.

"Tang Yiyi!?"

Lu Chengwen covered his face: "Can you stop being like this in the future? What does it mean to arrest someone quietly?"

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"I'm helping you!"

"Thank you!"

Ming Disha explained: "This is the best! It's the same as the one from the Zhang family last time Little girl, if used together, the effect will be better. It can refresh the mind, strengthen the muscles and bones, relax the muscles and activate blood circulation. It can also resist aging and enhance resistance!"

Lu Chengwen was extremely depressed: "You are doing this! "Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"Not afraid." Ming Disha said: "The probability of being struck by lightning is one in a million. I think I can take this risk."

LuCheng Wen looked at him: "Are you a normal person? The probability of you being like this should be 100%!"

"Why are you talking to your uncle? What did you do in there just now? Did you focus on You have to recognize your own identity, Cheng Wen!"

"Is your energy your own? It belongs to the whole world! ! Don’t waste materials on irrelevant girls!”

“You have to put your precious abilities on the right people, such as this...”

Ming. Disha began to introduce his new "product" again:

"From the appearance, to the figure, and her special physique, they are all very suitable for you! She has been trained to be docile and fit with that Zhang The little girls at home take it alternately. I guarantee that you will reach the peak of the four gates in less than three months!"

"Uncle, my master taught me to follow the path of benevolence and righteousness. All you taught me was about sneaking around and picking flowers and stealing grass. Do you think it’s appropriate for you at such an old age?” Ming Disha stood up suddenly, very excited:

"You are the bloodline of the ancient ape god! There has not been one for hundreds of years! If you practice well, you have a chance to be on par with the twelve main gods of ancient times!"

"Neither your master nor I are like this. Conditions! If there were, we wouldn't be hesitant and hesitant like you!"

"Once the ancient ape god has developed his divine power, he will be different from ordinary people and can destroy the world. , turn the world around! Once the disaster comes, the world will be unstoppable, who will bear it? Me? Or your master?”

“We are both so old, and our cultivation has reached its limit. Can you bear it?"

"Don't you have to die?"

Lu Chengwen opened his eyes and said: To kill someone?"

Ming Disha waved his hand: "That's not important!"

Lu Chengwen: "Not important?"

Ming Disha: " I worked so hard to help you find a girl, do you think I have low moral standards and no humanity?"

"Yes! I am a person with low moral standards. But do you really think that I will catch these. Girl, don’t I feel any guilt or guilt at all?”

“Yes! I don’t! But you have to think clearly, your uncle, I have done so much for you. Because I want to prove that my method is correct?"

"Yes! I have this idea! But you..."

"Okay, okay. "Yes!" Lu Chengwen interrupted: "Uncle, I'll take care of this myself, so don't worry about it, okay? I feel like I'm not even a human being anymore." I haven't figured it out yet, and now I feel like..."

"How successful is she?" Ming Disha said: "You have several good talents around you, you are one. Don’t even move!”

Ming Di pointed his finger at Qi Meishao:"Take her as an example. I can tell at a glance that you are reluctant to exploit her too hard in order to protect her. Why do I say you are soft-hearted? She is a descendant of Nuwa and is very capable. You are always reluctant to absorb her inner strength. How do you move forward?"

Qi Meishao blushed and did not dare to say a word.

Lu Chengwen felt ashamed: "Don't...don't say this in front of so many people."

"And her!" Mingdi pointed at Hua Xuening: "Too many A good girl, she is also the best! If you take her, you will definitely improve by leaps and bounds! And people have liked you for so long, but you are just a human being."

Hua Xuening nodded vigorously on the side: "It makes sense."

Lu Chengwen was going crazy: "Uncle, please lower your voice, don't get too excited..."

"I can "Aren't you excited?" Ming Disha said: "Huh? Where's your little monkey?"

"She's upstairs. I recently found someone to teach her how to play the piano."< /p>

"Oh, you have to be careful with that one. She is the nemesis in your life and also the lucky star in your life."

Lu Chengwen looked back at the stairs and asked. Disha: "Uncle, do you know about her situation? Can you tell me about it?"

"Hahaha! You are interested in her, aren't you?"

"No, I just think of her as my sister.”

“Stop me! You are the kind of person who wants to be a special professional service worker for women and build a landmark moral building in the city! You are arguing that you won’t eat, and you insist on being fed into your mouth. I’m feeding it into your mouth now, why are you pretending?”

Lu Chengwen pulled Ming Disha: “Uncle Master. , come here, sit down, sit down, and speak slowly."

Qi Meishao came over and said, "Uncle Shi, the tea is cold, Meishao will change it for you."

"Yes." Qi Meishao blushed Face: "Every time... I persuaded..."

"That's good."

Lu Chengwen felt that he was simply dead in the world.

"You all go back to the house, go, let's go, I will chat with the master for a while."

Lu Chengwen thought for a while and said with a smile: "Uncle, you and the master ...It seems like you can do calculations."

"If you can do calculations, you are a charlatan. We can't. We can only touch a little bit of the way of heaven and calculate the fortune of heaven and earth. "Oh! Do you know the little monkey's life experience?"

"Tell me!" In the future, I might be able to help her. If there is a home, I will send her back. If not, at least I will know her origin."

"Oh, I don't know either. Be careful when you go to bed..."

"Why should I go to bed with her? I...Uncle, I am not the kind of person you think.! "

"I have calculated your luck. ”

“Oh? How about it? ”

“Love and kill each other. Ming Disha said: "You will most likely die in her hands or because of her." "

Lu Chengwen was stunned.

"Nothing! If you don’t die, hahaha, you’ll be happy! ”

“What a cool way? "

"There is an extra cauldron! "

Lu Chengwen said in his heart that I just can't beat you, otherwise I'll beat you to death in minutes!

"Is it possible that even... I don't have to die? It's cool, just...just put her in place. "

"Hahaha! No! "Ming Disha said: "Your fortunes will be entangled in the later stages. For example, you are a big tree, and now each vine is entangled with you. This one of the little monkey is very important. "

Lu Chengwen felt that asking him would be in vain.

"Uncle Master, what exactly is that calamity? "

Mingdi smiled: "How did I know? I have never seen a catastrophe in my life. ”

“Have there been any catastrophes before? ”

“There was one incident in the legend, and it was terrible. ”

“Oh? What is it like? "

"The record is unknown. "Ming Disha said: "That is to say, the natural disaster came to the world and the world collapsed. The twelve main gods sacrificed themselves to withstand the natural disaster and save the world. That's pretty much it. "

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "In the past, there were... twelve gods to fight against the catastrophe? ”

“Yes! Alas, they are said to be gods, but in fact they are all humans, just relatively powerful ancient warriors. "

Lu Chengwen continued: "Now that the natural disaster is coming again, do you and Master think I can resist it alone? ”

“Of course. Ming Disha said: "The main thing is that there is no one else but you." If there are twelve people like you, what's the point? "

"Just...can you find twelve more to replace me? ”

“No, no!” Ming Di shook his head like a rattle: "You are necessary, important, and indispensable." "

"Does that mean I'm dead? "

"Oh, why are you afraid of death at such a young age? It is normal for me to be afraid of death at such an old age. This young man. "

Lu Chengwen sighed: "Uncle Master, I can actually do calculations. ”

“Oh? What do you count? ”

At this time, Lu Chengwen felt something was wrong. When he looked back, Tang Yiyi had woken up, opened his eyes, and was looking at him in horror. The transcoding has been serious recently, which makes us more motivated and updated. Quick, please move your little hand to exit the reading mode. Thank you