The head of the Sima family cried bitterly.
"Lu Chengwen! Are you still shameless? The duels of other warriors are all glorious. They are swords facing each other, and they are chases with blood and anger! If you slap someone on the thigh with a wicker, how can you talk about the dignity of a warrior!? Don’t you know how to write the word ‘shame’?”
Lu Chengwen’s eyes widened: “Uncle! , came to fight with me with bare legs, and even talked to me about the dignity of a warrior!" ? "If you have any self-respect, you should put on pants to fight, right?"
The head of the Sima family roared angrily: "That's because a pervert took off our pants!"
"Please, uncle! Where in this mountain are there more perverts than the three of you!?"
"Please, uncle!" p>
The head of the Sima family said: "You dare to say that he is not yours?"
"Who is he?"
"A collector of pants, a photographer who specializes in taking pictures of perverts Documentary director, and an engineer responsible for building roads in the mountains! Isn’t he yours?" Lu Chengwen looked at him and shook his head: "How did you come up with these three professions? How did you have the nerve to say it? It's not right...you...are you sick?"
The head of the Sima family said: "Lu Chengwen, if you kill my son, I will kill you!"
p>Hidden weapons struck. The Sima family leader dodged the hidden weapons and was entangled by Luo Shiyin and Qi Meishao again.
Lu Chengwen saw the opportunity and rushed over, but this time the Sima family leader was well prepared and released his energy suddenly, knocking away the two beauties. He turned around and grabbed Lu Chengwen's wrist. : "Little bastard, are you still here? Do you really think I will be fooled again... Ah——!"
The head of the Sima family covered his thighs and jumped on the spot!
Hua Xuening looked at the wicker in her hand: "Master, it's very useful!"
Lu Chengwen laughed: "Enjoy it!"
"Yes Yes, yes! It's just... more enjoyable than using a sword! There's an... an indescribable feeling of exhilaration!"
Sima Patriarch roared: "Lu Chengwen, don't you dare? Do you dare to have a fair fight with me like a man? Don’t you have any dignity in front of a woman?” Lu Chengwen said angrily: “What are you talking about?” >
"Throw away the wicker if you can, and I will show you the winner!"
Lu Chengwen lowered his head: "Yesterday, I might have been afraid of you, but today..."< /p>
Lu Chengwen slowly raised his head, slowly released his palms, and the wicker fell to the ground.
Lu Chengwen stared at the Sima family leader: "I really want to have an upright fight with you!"
"Okay!" The Sima family leader said: "This is the momentum! You seem to be a bit of a warrior. Lu Chengwen, if you come out to mess around, either you will kill me or I will kill you. If you kill my son, it is his life, and your life will be in my hands today. ! ”
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Even if I tell you that your son was not killed by me, you won't believe it. In this case, there is only a life and death showdown!"
The head of the Sima family shouted: " Hunyuan Bagua Zhang!"
Lu Chengwen rushed out and fought with him.
The head of the Sima family shouted: "Transformation!"
Lu Chengwen turned around suddenly to avoid his powerful energy pressure!
Seeing that he was about to succeed, the Sima Patriarch shouted excitedly: "Fat!"
At this time, the two girls appeared again. The Sima Patriarch gritted his teeth and turned around to avoid Luo Shi. Yin's attack went straight to Qi Meishao!
Qi Meishao was inferior to him in speed and strength, and was in danger in an instant.
At this critical moment!
Crack——!
The head of the Sima family covered his bloody thigh, turned around, and shed two lines of hot tears.
Clenched his teeth: "Lu! Cheng! Wen!"
Lu Chengwen excitedly held up the wicker and spun around in circles: "I'm beating! I'm beating again! I'm beating the pervert again. !"
Hua Xuening kept laughing on the side.
The head of the Sima family stretched out a hand and struck out with a fierce palm, with a bang!
The chicken coop exploded instantly!
The head of the Sima family gritted his teeth, with blood and tears on his face: "Lu Chengwen! I have been in the world for decades, and I have never encountered such a shame and humiliation as today!"
"You angered me. ! You have no idea what the consequences will be if you anger someone like me!"
Lu Chengwen covered his mouth: "You don't know what will happen if you destroy my master's chicken coop! Such consequences."
Sima Patriarch sneered.
A pair of eyes, revealing deep-seated hatred and almost desperate madness!
"Today, I want you to know what kind of person you have provoked!"
Lu Chengwen nodded: "A person who is reluctant to spend money to buy pants?"
The Sima family leader smiled, his smile was sad and desperate.
He raised his head and took a deep breath. He didn't notice at all that someone even angrier than him was already standing behind him.
"Destroy it... I will destroy everything, Lu Chengwen, you will regret it, you will regret it very, very, very much..."
The head of the Sima family took a deep breath, and fiercely He opened his eyes and roared manically: "I'm going to let you know today, I, Sima Ouch..."
Huntiangang grabbed his hair, held him down and started kicking him.
"Chicken's coop! Chicken's coop! Chicken's coop! You bastards! My apprentice is right there and if you don't fight, you have to fight my chicken's coop! Did the chicken's coop provoke you? Say! I'm doing it. You messed with me!"
The head of the Sima family suddenly broke away and gasped: "Who are you!"
Lu Chengwen said: "My master."
< p> "Oh, Lao Deng, you are the one in charge, right? Your apprentice beat my son to death, what about this account?"Calculate? ""You also broke my chicken coop? How to calculate this account? "
The head of the Sima family opened his eyes wide: "It was my son he beat to death! "
Huntian Gang said: "What you destroyed is my chicken coop! "
"That's my biological son! "
Huntian Gang said: "I am a walking chicken! ”
“Oh my god! I...I am my own flesh and blood! ”
“My chickens are also the poultry I choose from thousands of times! What's the matter? "
"Okay, okay! The sick people are all gathered together, and I will let you know what regret is! What does regret mean? What is... Damn it! I have never used my sky thunder to explode. Today, I will use my flesh and blood to raze this place to the ground! "
"You! you! And you! "
The head of the Sima family pointed at them one by one: "And you, an old man! I want you to bury my son with him! "
"Ah - God! thunder! Exploded..."
Crack!
Huntiangang was so loud that the head of the Sima family staggered for several steps before he could stand still.
Huntiangang One pointed: "You came to take revenge, why don't you wear pants? "
The head of the Sima family covered his face and was extremely shocked: "Is this what you care about? "
Lu Chengwen said: "He said he met an expert in collecting pants halfway and took them away. ”
“Nonsense, are there any pants collecting experts here? Why haven't I seen it? ”
“It’s probably nonsense. "
"It must be nonsense! How can there be such a person in the world? ”
“He has also seen documentary directors who specialize in filming perverts, as well as people who build roads in our mountains! ”
“Total nonsense! "
"That's right, I have a fever. "
The head of the Sima family is so angry!
"You two are still chatting, right? Do you treat me like a human being? I will let you bury me with you today! ”
“Oh my God! thunder! Exploded..."
Crack!
The head of the Sima family was whipped again and fell sideways, this time he threw himself on the ground.
He got up , Hun Tiangang looked innocent: "What does the pants collection expert you mentioned look like? ”
“Is this the point! ? Is this the point? ? "
The head of the Sima family burst into tears and roared: "Is there a fucking normal person here? "
"What's wrong with this mountain! ? Why is there no normal person? ? "
"In order to avenge my son, my pants were taken away, and I asked the pervert to send photos, leaving my retainers to build a road halfway up the mountain...I came here with bare thighs, you... ...You...you just see that I endure humiliation and have such murderous intent, shouldn't you respect me a little bit? ”
“You can’t be like this, right? Even if it's a grudge between ancient warriors, it's not a life-or-death duel at all! ”
Huntian Gang said: "Then why do you insist on smashing my chicken coop!? Let me ask you!"
The head of the Sima family looked at Huntian Gang and felt like he was about to collapse.
After he said so much, he was still angry at the chicken coop! ?
Huntian Gang was very proud and said to Lu Chengwen: "I can kill him with just one sentence!"
Lu Chengwen gave a thumbs up: "That's great, Master, you're great."
The head of the Sima family ripped off his shirt: "I will fight with you! Bastard!"
"Heaven! Thunder! Explosion..."
Pa Crack——!
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"It's too bullying, it's too bullying! They want to blow themselves up, but in the end they don't give me any dignity. I really have never seen people like you who don't respect martial ethics... The sky thunder explodes, just four words, you won’t let me finish! I’m going to be ready, I’m going to be whipped, I’m going to be ready, I’m going to be whipped... How can there be such a thing... Wuwuwu..."
Lu Chengwen and Hun Tiangang stood together and looked at him.
Lu Chengwen: "He cried."
Hun Tiangang nodded: "I blame you."
Lu Chengwen said: "It's you who always interrupt others. !"
"Is it okay to beat him with a wicker?"
"But it was so bloody that it was so hard to clean up."
"Who says it's not the case?"
"So you can't blame us, right?"
"It makes sense."
Hun Tiangang and Lu Chengwen walked over and started to persuade.
Two people, one on the left and one on the right, put their hands on his shoulders.
Huntiangang said: "Don't cry, oops."
Huntiangang took out the wine bottle: "Take a sip, it will make you feel comfortable."
Lu Chengwen Pushing the bottle away: "He is not suitable for drinking now. He should change into brand new clothes, listen to some happy music, and enjoy a rich breakfast."
"He is not wearing any pants. My clothes were torn by myself, so I don’t think it’s okay.”
Lu Chengwen advised him: “You just want to blow yourself up, you want dignity! If you do this, go down the mountain, go home, and find an open space. Explode wherever there is no one to disturb you! Explode as many times as you want, okay?”
Hun Tiangang also said: “You can fix my chicken coop!” , help me catch all the chickens, and then you can go back and blow yourself up.”
Sima Patriarch suddenly came forward: “I’ll beat you two bastards to death!”
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