The eyes of Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen almost fell to the ground.
Hua Xuening on the side laughed.
Lu Chengwen suppressed a smile: "Forget it, we are all brothers and can't do anything wrong."
Long Aotian stood up: "Uncle Master! You are unjust! ”
“I’m not honest! ?”
“You said that you are the most democratic. If you just give up your surname, who can win over Lu Chengwen?”< /p>
Zhao Ritian said: "Don't argue for now. I'll discuss it with Cheng Wen."
"Are you having a problem in your head? Uncle Master has made it clear that he just wants to help." Lu Chengwen, that’s why you decided to do this! Don’t you understand that you can’t bear to be a grandfather?”
Zhao Ritian said: “Uncle, are you lying to me?”
< p>Ming Disha said: "I am a psychopath, the whole world knows it, how can I lie to people? Besides, you are so smart!"Zhao Ritian waved his hand shyly: "Don't... be so loud, Long Ao It’s time to feel inferior after hearing this.”
Ming Di said: “Okay! Then I will start a selection. Whoever wins will be promoted. There will be no regrets and a bowl of water will be equal. How about it? ?"
Long Aotian said: "You can't open the back door for Lu Chengwen!"
"Who do you think I am?" Ming Disha said: "My standards this time are only three. Standard! Fair! Still fucking fair!" Mingdi thought for a moment: "In this way, we will compete in three stages: wisdom, courage, and filial piety..." p>
Long Aotian held down Ming Disha's wrist: "Uncle Master, after the competition, I have eaten what I should have eaten, suffered what I should have beaten, and suffered all the sins. Lu Chengwen should have taken advantage of it. All the advantages have been taken, let’s change the project!”
“Oh, that’s it.”
Zhao Ritian approached Long Aotian: “What are you eating?”
Long Aotian: "Go away."
"Tell me, is it delicious?"
Ming Disha said: "In that case, I ask you, one plus one How much is it..."
"I've played with it too!" Long Aotian said: "Uncle Master, you have to say something different from them."
"Oh. , I have to say it’s different from others.”
“Yes! Isn’t it ‘fucking fair’? It can’t be a subjective judgment, just like swimming and running. The one who wins and loses immediately!"
Mingdi thought for a long time: "Yes! For the sake of fairness, you three, bid! Hey, whoever pays more will be promoted! "Is this okay?"
Zhao Ritian shouted: "This is fair!"
Long Aotian really wanted to kill Zhao Ritian.
If he couldn't beat this bastard to death, he really wouldn't be able to endure it for a whole day.
"You agree, you idiot...don't use your brain, okay? Are you richer than Lu Chengwen? Are you richer than me?"
"Yes..."Zhao Ritian finally came to his senses: "Uncle Master, can you give me a few days? I'll go back and ask Master to borrow one..."
Long Aotian grabbed Zhao Ritian and said to Ming Di Sha: "Uncle Master, let's just compete! The three of us, you are all juniors of Fengchengtian Four Gates, whoever wins will be promoted, this is fair and reasonable!"
Zhao Ritian covered his mouth and smiled: "Talk about your brain It’s not enough. Lu Chengwen is a junior.”
Long Aotian looked at him: What are you doing! "
Ming Disha said: "Oh, don't make a noise, don't make a noise, don't make a noise... You kids are really... so noisy."
" Well, win out of three! How about holding your breath? It's simple and fast. Whoever stays in the water longer wins!"
Long Aotian cupped his hands and said. Agree!"
Zhao Ritian also said quickly: "I agree too!"
Lu Chengwen was stunned: "Uncle..."
"Three votes to two. "Vote, passed!"
Lu Chengwen felt bad!
Long Aotian agreed too readily. Could it be that he has some skills in this area?
The three people came to the river, took off their coats, and got into the river wearing only shorts.
Uncle Master said: "One! Two! Three! Start!"
The three of them sank together.
Lu Chengwen was the first to come up.
He also tried hard, but he had never practiced holding his breath, so he was eliminated first.
Long Aotian and Zhao Rizhen are amazing!
Just hold it in! Motionless in the water! Just like two bastards!
Lu Chengwen was frightened. Fortunately, he gave up early, otherwise it would be in vain if he persisted for too long.
These two are so good at playing tricks!
Hua Xuening ran over: "Master, don't catch a cold, put on your clothes."
"Yes." Lu Chengwen said, "They are really good at holding it in for such a long time." Time."
Hua Xuening said: "Tian'er's underwater skills are very good. If you give him a straw stick to breathe, he can stay underwater for three days and three nights."
< p>"Really?""Really." Hua Xuening said: "My whole hair was soaked that time."
Lu Chengwen was envious: "Zhao Ritian can do it too. ! I didn’t expect him to be able to hold back so much. Look at him, his limbs are stretched out, his body is natural, he is floating quietly on the water... He is floating so lightly, as if he has been choked to death..."
< p>Hua Xuening said: "Master, he seems to have really choked to death!""Huh? No way?"
Lu Chengwen quickly stood up and ran over there: "This kid is so persistent! This is someone who really wants to win at all costs!"
Lu Chengwen pulled Zhao Ritian up, pressed his chest, and slapped his mouth.
Hua Xuening also kicked him in the stomach.
A long time ago, ZhaoRitian spat out a mouthful of water, his eyes blurred.
"I...did I win? Did I pull him up?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Ritian'er, didn't you pull me up? You have already It's floating. If you can't hold it in anymore, come up and take a breath. Why bother? Said: "I won!"
Zhao Ritian slapped the ground in frustration: "It's just one step away! I'm just one step away from seeing the dawn of victory!"
Lu Chengwen looked at it He said: "You're just one step away from seeing the Lord of Hell. Okay, let's warm up by the fire and get dressed." ! Cheng Wen knew how to advance and retreat, but he still tried his best!"
Zhao Ritian gasped: "Uncle Master, what about me?"
"You?"
"Yeah."
"You...you are lucky! You are stubborn! Good guy, it doesn't matter if you are floating there, just take me I’m completely confused. I’m just looking at you and trying to figure out which faction of Qigong you are practicing. Why is it so weird? It’s like you’re drowning. Such a strange Qigong is rare in the world!”
"In the end, you really almost drowned! I give you a thumbs up!"
Long Aotian was very happy: "Uncle Master, let's compare the next item!"
"Okay!" Ming Disha said: "For the next project, you better hold your breath!"
Before Ming Disha could finish speaking, Zhao Ritian raised his hand: "I agree!"
Then he turned back to Lu Chengwen and said, "I didn't ask for help this time, so don't bother me!"
Then he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it! I will lose to the shit-spewing dragon!"
< p>Long Aotian looked at Zhao Ritian with a smile and said to Lu Chengwen: "Did you hear that? Mind your own business."Hua Xuening said: "Uncle, I've finished the competition even if I can't hold my breath! It's time to change the project "
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