Long Aotian didn't expect that the medicine man would test the medicine on him.
The medicine man has been losing his ammunition a lot lately, often in packages or large bundles.
The newly prepared Dahuitian Pills, Xiaohuitian Pills, Baotaiwan, and the Yunv Dan made from a large number of scraps... disappeared out of thin air like magic.
On one occasion, 999 pills of Desire Pills disappeared!
I am a medicine man! One of the five old men!
How powerful is this thief who can steal from me?
There are also other things like Chuanxi Pills, Bone Restoring Pills, etc. They are all very embarrassing.
As the medicine man is getting older, making alchemy is just for fun and something to do. ..
But what to do if you refine one batch and lose another?
I promised to make the Daihuitian Pills for my disciple, but I made several pills and lost a few pills. It was like a ghost!
This time, I brought five big Huitian pills, ten small Huitian pills, one ghost gate pill, and two new pills.
The new elixir, which has not yet been named, can strengthen qi and cultivate spirits, strengthen muscles and bones, and repair male abilities.
Long Aotian was obviously deprived of his male true energy during a certain promotion process and was inhumane.
It’s perfect to eat my new products!
It’s just... I don’t know if this new product will have any side effects.
What did Long Aotian hear? ? Can restore my abilities! ? eat!
As long as you can’t die from eating, eat!
You have to eat even if there is thunder and lightning!
I will eat even if I hold a gun against it!
The medicine man looked at the brave Long Aotian and nodded with admiration: "He is indeed a good man."
Long Aotian has been confused every time he hears this sentence in the past six months. Good thing, I hate hearing this sentence the most.
"Stop talking about this, senior, give me the elixir quickly."
"Hmm...Okay."
The elixir has just been given to Long Aotian , the medicine man suddenly said: "Hey, hey, hey."
"What's wrong?"
"I thought about it carefully, you better not eat it."
< p>"Why?""It's a side effect! Why don't we find a white mouse to test it first and see what the effect is."
"Wow, you are a medicine man, the best in the world. You are a master of alchemy, don’t you know how to refine the elixir?”
“Alchemy is just my hobby, how could I know that just doing it casually can make me better than others who have been learning it for a lifetime?”
Pills are theoretically impeccable, but sometimes they may have side effects after taking them... For example, your eyes may suddenly become dry for several days, your mouth may be irritated, or your stomach may hurt for several hours, and you may need to take some more healing pills to relieve the pain. Ah, maybe a little hair loss, toothache, dizziness or something..."
Long Aotian said: "Senior, compared to the dilemma I am facing now, it doesn't matter whether my eyes are dry or not. "
The medicine man nodded: "That's true. But let's talk about it first. If something happens,If there is a problem, it is your own responsibility. I am not advising you to take it. "
"It's hard not to worry when you say it like this! No, is this elixir reliable? ”
“Don’t worry about this, no one will die, it’s 50% reliable! ”
Long Aotian looked at the medicine man and said to himself, I know it, you are no different from those old men.
Looking at the pill in his hand, Thinking about my future...
Lu Chengwen picks up girls every day and is cool every day. What about me? I have been working as a eunuch for the past six months, and I have been laughed at by Zhao Ritian
>Restore your male abilities and bring the girls back! Let Lu Chengwen also experience the joy of girls being snatched away by me!
And Zhao Ritian calls me the impotent dragon every day. I don’t want to bear this humiliation anymore!
Thinking of this, Long Aotian swallowed the pill in one gulp.
After taking the elixir, Long Aotian scraped his tongue back and forth in his mouth: "This elixir is a bit smelly... Most of the elixirs should have a medicinal smell after being tempered..."
The medicine man was still arguing: "The new product is a little different from traditional elixirs, how about it? Do you feel... a fire burning in your stomach? "
"Hmm... It seems so! ”
“So do you feel like you feel what you feel now? "
Long Aotian looked at the medicine man: "Senior, the way you speak is just like talking. "
"Oh, please give me some feedback! This way I will know in the future whether this food can be eaten by others. ”
“I am a guinea pig? "
"It was you who insisted on taking it in a hurry, I didn't force you! How about it? How does it feel? ”
Long Aotian rubbed his belly: “I want to poop.” "
The medicine man shook his head: "Be more serious, I'm still waiting for your feedback." ”
“I really want to poop. ”
“Isn’t it? ”
“Yes! No way, I...I have to find a place quickly..."
Long Aotian said, holding his stomach and ran away.
The medicine man looked at the other one in his hand The elixir shook his head and threw it away.
...
The rising sun brought everything to life.
Zhao Ritian sat cross-legged on an ancient tree.
The two Lao Deng kept their word. After playing cards with them, they really helped me advance to the peak of Tiansimen!
Hmph. Humph, this time I want to beat the shit-spitting dragon into a shit-spitting dragon!
Zhao Ritian entered the realm without any distractions, consolidating his new level!
He let out a sigh of relief! Zhuo Qi, smiled.
Perfect!
Everything is so perfect!
As expected, I am the most talented, most gifted, and most talented person in the world. A powerful person!
Shit-spitting dragon, go to hell!
At this moment, a small lump of poop fell on Zhao Ritian’s head.
Zhao Ritian stretched out his hand and touched it, then instinctively brought it to his nose and smelled it - I'll choke him!
It’s a defense! It’s a defense! ~
I raised my head to see what it was, and saw a white one...
And at that moment, with a pop, the guy above him plummeted!
Zhao Ritian felt that his soul and body were dirty.
Zhao Ritian screamed and shook his head crazily.
On his head, on his hands, on his clothes, in his nostrils...
Zhao Ritian vomited and shouted at the top: "Which bastard!?"
Long Aotian held two bundles of leaves and looked down: "Zhao Ritian?"
Zhao Ritian was immediately furious: "Long Aotian! How dare you use a bento hidden weapon to plot against me! You are ready to die. Said!"
Long Aotian panicked: "Brother, it's an accident, it's really an accident!"
Zhao Ritian jumped up, grabbed Long Aotian and started beating him!
"Why the hell are you shitting on a tree? You disgusting thing, I will beat you to death today!"
Long Aotian was covered in shit that night. He was exhausted, lost his realm, and his aura was not strong at this time. He was picked up by Zhao Ritian and beaten!
"Isn't that why I don't have to smell the smell? Many people in the world are like this!"
"You fart! I was practicing under a tree and you shit on my head , This is such a shame and humiliation, I won’t kill you, God will not allow it!”
…
The other side.
Guan Shunai woke up.
Seeing Lu Chengwen sleeping soundly with his arms spread out, she was filled with hatred!
A pair of beautiful eyes that are always soft, bright, and always sparkling with interest, this time, they are wide open.
Angry, humiliation, unwillingness, grief...
Big tears kept falling from his big eyes. Guan Shunai knew that he was finished.
She gritted her teeth: "Lu Chengwen, you... I have been practicing Kung Fu for fifteen years, but you broke my body. It is a great shame and humiliation! If you insult my innocence, if I still keep you alive, How can we be human in this world?"
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