Zhou Xing felt that the gate, walls, doorposts and eight stone beasts of the Fortress Lord's Mansion were indeed majestic, but the three characters "Fortress Lord's Mansion" on the plaque did not appear dignified or heavy at all. It feels a bit cheerful and cute.
These three characters are not the elegant and complex calligraphy style of dragons and phoenixes, but the fashionable and concise free style, which is exactly the same as the signature font of the milk tea shop "Cha Yan Guan Se".
Seeing such fonts, Zhou Xing had the illusion of returning to the streets of his previous life.
More than a thousand years have passed. Could it be that the entire Cangli Realm has also kept pace with the times? Have QQ, WeChat, TikTok and Kuaishou become popular? However, it seems that their master and disciples don’t even have mobile phones.
Could it be that the palm fairy replaced the mobile phone?
After he returned to Cangli Realm, he had not used the Palm Fairy yet, because Xiao Xian'e said that the Palm Fairy map did not even include the map of Lingjiu Island. He thought it was extremely outdated, so he had no idea. Take a closer look at the Palm Fairy.
"Zhang San, has your castle master prepared the food? I have been hungry for most of the day. If the food has not been put on the table, we will not go in and go directly to the restaurant on the street. After solving the problem of eating, I will come to visit your castle master."
Hang Shu stopped Zhang San who was about to talk to the guard at the gate and made her attitude clear.
Zhang San couldn't help but feel very lucky. He had already reported and asked for instructions through the bronze mirror communicator in his hand.
So, Zhang San flashed the bronze mirror communicator in his hand and said confidently: "Our master has already asked the chef to prepare a banquet, just waiting for the monks and fairies to come. Moreover, there will be mostly meat and meat dishes." "
When Zhou Xing saw that Zhang San was still using the old bronze mirror communicator, he immediately no longer had much hope that the fairy in his palm would keep up with the times.
Think about it. Along the way, we didn’t see any signal transmission towers like Telecom and Mobile in the previous life. I expected that Canglijie’s ability to keep up with the times was also very limited.
"Really?" Heng Shu suddenly beamed, thanked Zhang San very politely, and ran straight to the door that had just been opened.
Zhou Xing held his forehead and murmured secretly: Aren't you afraid that people will catch turtles in an urn and beat dogs with closed doors...
He opened his mouth and smiled lightly and said: "You run slower, don't run away." Wrong place to eat."
Hang Shu suddenly stopped and turned around, looking a little shy, smiling innocently, and her expression was very similar to that of the big dog following her. More than seventy percent.
"Thanks to the reminder from the leader, running to the wrong place will only waste time. Brother Zhang San, what are you still nagging about? Take us to the canteen quickly."
Zhang San He had no choice but to end the brief conversation with the leader of the guards at the door in advance and act as a temporary guide to the castle lord's mansion.
The area of the entire Chayan Castle is already huge, and the area of the castle master's mansion is even more exaggerated. In the mansion, there are not only gardens, corridors, rockeries, ponds, pavilions, water pavilions, and lofts, but also There is also an endless lake as far as the eye can see.A dense forest with no end in sight...
Zhou Xing's visual inspection revealed that the main palace of the castle was probably located on the edge of the entire Chayan Castle. To enter the palace, one does not necessarily have to enter through the majestic main gate. .
Zhang San led a group of them to enter through the main gate, either to appear enthusiastic or solemn, or to shock them psychologically. However, he did not feel any of these two effects.
Hang Shu clicked her tongue in surprise, and Ling Ling said crisply: "Master! You really have foresight! In such a big mansion, I will definitely not be able to find a dining hall, and I don't know how much time I will waste enjoying delicious food... Hey, Brother Zhang San, is your castle master’s cook really good at his craftsmanship? Just don’t disappoint me...”
Xue Yuan covered her lips and smiled: “It doesn’t matter, as long as you have With enough ingredients, Brother Yunteng will definitely not make you hungry."
"That's right! My master is the most powerful!"
Zhou Xingzai Xiao. In Xian'e's unusually adoring gaze, her interest in being a good cook became even more intense. On Yun Danfengqing's face, there were ripples with the corners of her mouth turning up slightly, and several God of Cookery recipes suddenly popped up in her mind. , he was thinking about new recipes as he walked, entering the selfless vacuum world of the God of Cookery.
Heng Er rolled his eyes angrily, glanced sideways at Xiao Xian'e, and said, "You were the only one who ate the most of the red-bellied bullfinch beast earlier, and you kept chewing oranges all the way. Meat, you just drank three cups of milk tea, how much more can you hold in your stomach?"
Hang Shu Xian'e proudly puffed up her well-developed breasts and said with a smile: "I The senior sister said that I am growing and I must eat enough and eat more meat. I think the senior sister is right. Besides, I do feel hungry now. Aren't you hungry?"
After saying that, Xiao Xian'e glanced at Heng Er's chest, then hooked up her lips, smiled meaningfully, and jumped forward and ran away.
Heng Er was confused by Xiao Xian'e's smiling glance. He stood there and glanced at his breasts several times. Her body was normal and there was nothing wrong with her. Xiao Xian'e Are you afraid that your brain is sick?
Hengzhi happened to witness the entire interaction between the two little mushrooms, coughed, and continued to move forward calmly.
Heng Er was awakened by Heng Zhi’s cough and quickly followed the others.
Xue Yuan shook her head, took Heng Er’s hand, and walked forward together.
But I heard Hengshu Xian'e, who was running at the front, suddenly shouting.
"Little thief! Where are you running!"
Zhou Xing looked around and saw Xiao Xian'e grabbing a man who looked like a servant with one hand. The man looked very ordinary. Her butt trembled, and she wailed and begged for mercy: "Female monk, please show mercy! I don't know where I offended the female monk?"
"The female monk must have misunderstood!" He was caught by Hengshu Xian'e. The servant continued to explain.
Zhou Xing looked at the obedient servant again and found a clue.
Originalin this way.
He waited to continue watching the fun.
The Skyfire Dog lay docilely at his feet, seeming to have the same mentality as its male owner.
It takes neither mice nor worms, and it never meddles in other people's business.
It would be more interesting if I could have another cup of milk tea and watch it while drinking.
Zhou Xing and Tianhuo Dog looked at each other knowingly, and then fell silent.
Hang Shu Xian'e said with a smile: "Your disguise spell is indeed exquisite! This time, you no longer pretend to be a handsome young man, but pretend to be an ordinary-looking servant. He has been doing a lot of rough work recently, right? , The figure is actually stronger."
The extremely ordinary-looking servant was obviously confused. He looked confused and aggrieved, and said with a bitter face: "I have never met the female monk. Is the monk mistaken for the right person? I, Zhang Qiang, have been working at the fort master’s house for three years and I have never made any mistakes..." The servant saw Zhang San at a glance and seemed to have found a supporter. , suddenly burst into tears and cried: "Third brother! I am a strong man! Save me!"
Zhang San took a closer look and found that the servant was a relative of his Zhang family. Three years ago , it was he who introduced him to work in the Lord's Mansion, so he bit the bullet and said to Hengshu Xian'e: "Female monk, this servant is not a thief, but a relative of my family. He is quite honest and kind. Just let him go." Let him go!"
"Are you sure you really want to let him go?"
Heng Shu looked at Zhang San and Li Si several times and said with a cold smile. No wonder you two were defrauded of your big gold bracelet. You really deserved it! You were deceived by this person even before I used [One Leaf to Blind]. Open your eyes. He just deceived you of your big gold bracelet. The cockroach spirit who sneaked into the castle master's mansion now must be here for the big gold bracelet."
Heng Zhi gave Zhang San an evil look and sneered: "This one is named Zhang. , It turns out that with such a connection, your Zhang family is actually a nest of cockroach spirits..."
Zhang San's face instantly turned red, and he pointed at Hengzhi and said: "The monks should be careful, don't be afraid. Nonsense! I, a member of the Zhang family, have been loyal servants of the castle master for generations, how can I be a cockroach spirit?" Heng Zhi waved his sleeve gently, and Zhang San turned his hand and pointed. The servant Zhang Qiang is lying on the ground.
That Zhang Qiang suddenly turned into a huge cockroach: a flat black-brown bug.
The cockroach has a shiny body surface, long filamentous antennae, well-developed compound eyes, leathery forewings, membranous hindwings, and a body length of about 1 meter.
Even after being knocked back to its original shape, the cockroach spirit did not give up its struggle, jumping left and right and flying up and down.
Unfortunately, Hengzhi’s invisible barrier suppressed the scope of his activities, making him unable to escape.
Hang Shu pointed at the cockroach spirit on the ground and said with a smile: "Zhang San, is he your brother? Your Zhang family is really impressive."
After that, Heng Shu looked past Zhang San and towards Li Si.
Li Si looked shocked, somewhatHe looked at Zhang San beside him in surprise.
Zhang San noticed Li Si's suspicious gaze and quickly explained: "This cockroach spirit is definitely not the real Zhang Qiang. We have been in the Zhang family for generations, how could it be a cockroach? Brother, you must be careful Don't get me wrong!"
Li Si was originally not good at words. At this time, he became more and more confused because of his confusion: "You...you...are you really...not a cockroach spirit?"< /p>
Zhang San held Li Si's left and right shoulders with both hands and said quickly: "We have been brothers for many years, how could I be a cockroach spirit? Brother, you must believe me."
姮Shu smiled and said: "A little cockroach spirit has made you suspicious of each other. Zhang San, you should find a way to find the real Zhang Qiang quickly."
Li Si looked at it doubtfully again. He looked at Zhang San a few times and remained silent.
Zhang San was extremely grateful to Heng Shu and said, "Thank you, female monk, for testifying for me and proving my innocence."
Hang Shu continued to smile and said, "That's easy to say. It's easy to say, as long as your castle master's food is delicious, everything will be easy."
After saying that, Heng Shu took out a copper pot and put the cockroach essence in it.
Zhang San felt strange and said angrily: "This cockroach spirit has ulterior motives and actually sneaked into the castle master's mansion, hoping to steal the treasure again. I should chop him to death with a sword to vent my hatred."
Hang Shu said seriously: "You don't know something. Cockroaches are not easy to die in the first place. This cockroach spirit has become a climate. You can't kill him with your weapons, and let my senior sister refine it." Him. Besides, keeping him will help you find the real Zhang Qiang."
Zhou Xing knew that Heng Shu had the [Sky Eye Body] and could see the true nature of the cockroach spirit through the illusion of disguise. , not surprising.
She was a little surprised that she had such a deep understanding of the vitality of cockroaches.
Among mortals in previous lives, biologists once made a conclusion based on the ecological habits of cockroaches: If a global nuclear war occurs one day, all living things in the affected area, including humans and even fish, will be destroyed. They will all disappear and only the cockroaches will continue their lives!
Normally, the amount of radiation that a mortal body can endure is 5rems. Once the total amount of radiation exceeds 800rems, he will definitely die, but ordinary cockroaches can tolerate 967,500rem! Cockroaches can survive even a nuclear blast. The government of one country spends as much as 9.8 billion a year to eliminate cockroaches, which is about twice the budget spent on AIDS prevention and control.
Zhang San suddenly realized: "No wonder he's not dead yet. It turns out that the vitality of this cockroach spirit is so strong."
"This cockroach spirit is really the little one who stole treasures. Thief?" Until this moment, Li Si still had many questions.
"You monks and fairies are here, you are so glorious! I apologize for not being able to welcome you from afar!"
The sound came before anyone arrived, accompanied by a clear voice. , is Yingying’s laughter.
Zhang San and Li Si hurriedly rushed to the people and saluted respectfully, shouting in unisonHe bowed, "Welcome to the castle master!"
Zhou Xing followed Yingying's laughter and saw a group of maids and servants surrounding a woman walking from a distance.
This woman's dress is unique and eye-catching, with brilliant embroidery. She wears a golden eight-treasure bun with pearls on her head, a hairpin with five phoenixes hanging from the Chaoyang, a plain neck, and a white skirt. The side is tied with a pea green palace ribbon, a double-balanced rose pendant, a narrow red satin coat with gold and butterfly flowers on it, a multicolored engraved stone green and silver rat coat on the outside, and an emerald flowered crepe skirt underneath. The clothing is noble and elegant. Showing some domineering power.
The owner of Chayan Castle turned out to be an extremely beautiful young woman.
The pink face contains the power of spring but does not show, the red lips smell before smiling, the pair of red phoenix eyes are extremely charming, the two curved willow-leaf eyebrows set off the exquisite and flawless oval face even more charming, the body is slim and slim, and the figure in front of her body is A pair of proud and round objects are particularly protruding.
When she walked over, every part of her body seemed to be deeply interpreting the meaning of dominance, and there was actually a kind of seductive charm.
The young female castle owner bowed her hands and said with a smile: "Wang Youfeng would like to pay tribute to all the monks and fairies! Chayan Castle has complicated affairs and is late to welcome you. I hope all the monks and fairies will show your understanding!"
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Hang Shu immediately stepped forward and held the female castle owner’s hand affectionately, and said with a crisp smile: “The castle owner’s sister is so beautiful! Maybe it’s because the food in Chayan Castle is particularly beautiful, I can’t wait to I want to try it!”
Zhou Xing smiled, as expected, this snack food is always inseparable from food.
He suddenly felt that Wang Youfeng's name and appearance seemed familiar. After thinking about it carefully, wasn't this girl Wang Xifeng from the TV series "The Story of the Stone" in his previous life?
Tsk tsk, the name Wang Youfeng is more worthy of its name.
Aren’t the particularly protruding parts of her body just a pair of big round grapefruits? Compared with Xiao Hegshu, she is actually on par.
Zhou Xing touched his nose. There was no pomelo fragrance coming from the tip of his nose, but there was a pleasant and light tea fragrance.
This Tea Yanbao must be the main industry and is closely related to tea.
The beauty of tea may be due to the beauty of tea.
Wang Youfeng patted Hengshu Xian'e's hand affectionately, and said with a smile: "Chayanbao, how dare you neglect all the immortals? We have already prepared a banquet to welcome all the immortals. . I would also like to express my special thanks to my sister for taking away the evil cockroach spirit from Chayan Castle!"