After Cui Dongshan finished speaking his heroic words, he nodded lightly. He was very good and sensible. Since no one refuted it, I will assume that the three of you have agreed to this matter.
Zhou Mili embraced the golden pole and hiking stick, and took out the gold-lettered signboard of Luo Luo Shan You Dharma Protector's brisk clapping.
Cui Dongshan followed the six blue stone tiles on the ground and performed a set of king's eight punches. The tigers and tigers were powerful, not with their fists, but with their sleeves crackling and fighting each other.
Cui Dongshan landed with his feet on the ground, facing the bamboo building and his back to the millet grains. He suddenly twisted his waist and punched out. Seeing that the millet grains were confused, he had to remind him: "Eat me." Fist. The most invincible in heaven and on earth!"
Xiaomili quickly spun around in circles before he sincerely praised: "Good punch!"
Cui Dongshan shook his sleeves. With a regretful look on her face, she said: "I never thought that even if I could not defeat the Right Protector after learning the peerless boxing technique, that's it, let's just treat it as an even tie and fight next time."
Xiaomi Li scratched her face, but she still refused. No punches, no fun.
Cui Dongshan swaggered to the stone table. Xiaomi Li quickly put the two housekeeping magic weapons on the table, took out his sleeves, took out several handfuls of melon seeds, and piled them in front of the big white goose. After a long time, I finally found a place to use it.
Cui Dongshan took a bite of melon seeds and asked casually: "Xiaomili, has anyone bullied you? Even if you are a dumb lake monster, but you have been wronged as big as a melon seed, you must follow Xiaomili." Senior brother said, my younger brother has no other skills. He is good at swearing and is good at blocking doors."
Zhou Mili crossed her arms and raised her shoulders higher, hoping to be higher than her little head. She sneered. "Big White Goose, you have been away from home for too long. Now you are not very smart. I am the only one who bullies others!"
So don't all of you like to travel far away. If you are bullied while you are away from home, I won’t be able to take care of you.
Cui Dongshan leaned forward, nibbling on melon seeds, and said, "Xiaomili, there will be more and more people on the mountain in the future. Even if everyone doesn't travel far, things will get better and better on the mountain." The more I do, I may not be able to chat with you anymore. Are you sad or angry?"
Zhou Mili laughed and said, "The big white goose said stupid things again and acted like a big water monster in Dumb Lake. When I was there, no one chatted with me for many, many years. How could I not be sad?”
Cui Dongshan suddenly realized, and said: “But those passers-by are not your friends. It would be a different feeling if your friends stopped talking to you."
Zhou Mili wrinkled her sparse and slightly yellow eyebrows and thought seriously for a long time about who she thought was a good friend. After the number passed, the little girl finally asked tentatively: "Can you say a word to me for a year?"
Cui Dongshan stopped eating melon seeds and smiled: "You must be able."
Zhou Mili whispered: "Two sentences are not too much."
Cui Dongshan smiled and asked: "When will you take me to Hongzhu Town and Yuye River?"
p>Zhou Mili blinked.Blinking his eyes, "Let's wait until the Good Mountain Master comes home."
As long as she squats in the bamboo box of the Good Mountain Master, the little girl in black can be as brave as two grains of rice.
As long as she knew that the good mountain master was on his way home, she would dare to go down the mountain alone and pick him up in Hongzhu Town.
Cui Dongshan nodded, "What a question."
I'm angry, I'm angry, I'll talk about it later, don't scare Xiaomi Li.
Now that the old cook has returned to Luopo Mountain to help sort out the situation, Cui Dongshan feels more at ease. All he can do is actually check for omissions and fill in the gaps. In addition to Shi Rou, who is helping Taoist friend Changshou to wrap things up, Hongxia Yunzi, the two little evil obstacles, also needs to be hammered and given some advice. As for Pei Xiang, the leader of the Fox Kingdom who has just arrived, Even more so. The old cook is always affectionate towards beauties, and he is still a little soft-hearted and bodhisattva-hearted. In fact, it is just right. The good old cook will be the good guy, and the bad guy will let him Cui Dongshan.
Cui Dongshan has long confessed to his husband that on a mountain, even if the same thing is finally accomplished, there must be many people's hearts, so that some people can see it clearly and remember it firmly, so that they can truly remember it. Well read.
Among them, a relatively important thing was his proposal for Taoist Fellow Changshou to temporarily assume the position of Patriarch of Luo Po Mountain.
In fact, according to the general etiquette and etiquette of the Immortal Family Mountain, this is Cui Dongshan's act of transgression. It is no longer a bold move, but one person provoking the entire ancestral hall. Not to mention that he was put into small shoes by the Queen of Qiu, who cut off his feet and pulled him down, and threw them out to feed the Zuo Guardian of Qilong Lane.
So this trip to Luolu Mountain was really not just Cui Dongshan wandering around.
Chen Nuanshu ran over all the way, with a bunch of keys in different categories around his waist, chatting softly.
The little girl in pink skirt and Cui Dongshan gave a blessing and sat quietly at the stone table.
Chen Nuanshu does not get involved in any big things, but he knows all the little things in Luolu Mountain.
Cui Dongshan and Chen Nuanshu talked about Chen Lingjun's river crossing in Luzhou, Beiju. They didn't think they were being lazy, but they encountered a big accident.
Chen Lingjun and a new friend got to know each other very well. They took pride in their righteousness and cut their teeth on both sides. In the end, the two brothers fell in love with each other for the sake of that good brother who had cut off chicken heads and burned yellow paper. As expected, we all shared the blessings and the hardships, and they were all imprisoned at the Thunder God's House on Baby Mountain, a hilltop in the west of Jidu.
The Dragon Palace Cave in the middle of Jidu sent two letters to help Chen Lingjun plead for mercy, but they failed to get the Thunder God's house to release him. He was really very angry. The sect suffered little loss, but it was too embarrassing. . How could anyone dig out more than half of the words on the golden plaque at the entrance to the Thunder God's Residence? !
Even if you are fucking mentally ill, you still have a sense of proportion, right? Even if you want to steal it, you might as well steal the plaque together. If you recover it later, you can get it all, and just hang it up again. It would be better for those two guys, they only deduct the two golden characters "神家"...< /p>
After catching the culprit,The other party's reason turned out to be, "I've deducted all three words. I'm afraid you'll beat me to death. If you leave me a single word, I'll travel around the world, but I'll keep a line in my life so that we can meet each other in the future."
As a result, the two secret letters from the Dragon Palace Cave gave the Thunder God House so much face that no one was released from the Baby Mountain. However, the Immortal Family on the mountain usually did not act too harshly. I replied with two letters respectfully, worded in a tactful way. I just said that the distinguished guest of Nanxunshui Palace and the good friend of Marquis Longting just need to apologize a little, and our Leishen Mansion can release him. Not only will he be released, but he will also be allowed to travel with him. Congratulations on departure.
The crux of the problem is that the guy with a strong backing has always put on the rogue attitude of "you can hit me, half to death, but don't even think about apologizing, admitting your mistake."
Chen Nuanshu was worried and asked: "Did Chen Lingjun lose his temper and do something wrong?"
"For the first time, he did not make a mistake. This kid is in Beiju Luzhou, let alone be a low-key man. , I wish I could keep lying on the ground and travel far away, so that no one can see him."
Cui Dongshan waved his hands and said with a smile: "It's because the baby mountain thunder god's house has no good discipline. It's wrong first, but it's not a big mistake. A small grudge in the world, one person was killed by mistake, a few were injured, and a sum of money was given to settle the matter. Then Chen Lingjun happened to run into him, but he was unable to save anyone, and none of the 'friends' around him were killed. He held back and took the initiative to hit someone. Anyway, it was a chaotic fight. Chen Lingjun and his new friend were beaten to a pulp, and the assailant monk also ran away. As for the immortal on the baby mountain, it was even more difficult to swallow. He wanted to save face, not to mention that he didn't think that the mistake was a mistake. In addition, Chen Lingjun was a foreigner. According to the general rules on the mountain, Chen Lingjun was not stupid enough to force his way into the mountain. The first time it didn't make sense. The second time. After being rejected for the first time, he and his friends finally came up with this idea."
Speaking of this, Cui Dongshan laughed, "As expected of someone who has been around in Luoluoshan, what he does is very satisfying. "
Chen Nuanshu said: "As long as there is no danger."
Cui Dongshan nodded and said: "The identities of the two friends who sent the letter are not simple, so we can rest assured. Okay, Chen Lingjun is eating and drinking well in Lei Shen's house, and there are friends in the prison chatting with him. He is alive and well. Walking down the river is just a few river gods to protect the road, okay, let's Chen Lingjun and Mr. Chen walk down the river. , they are all escorted by Duke Dadu.”
After all, the two people who sent the letter, now have the prefix of Zong in Beiju Luzhou, are trying to sell face.
Shen Lin was born in Nanxunshui Palace. Now there is a god who will see the light of day again after thousands of years, Jidu Lingyuan Gong.
The other one is of slightly lower rank, Li Yuan, who was once Dadu Shuizheng, is now Longtinghou of Jidu. The official rank of Duke Lingyuan is higher, but the waters under his jurisdiction generally belong to one east and one west, and each has its own jurisdiction.
Zhou Mili listened attentively and marveled, "Chen Lingjun is very generous. He is very popular outside, but I don't recognize such a big friend."
But not Do you know if Chen Lingjun has even mentioned that in front of them?, saying that he has a good friend in his hometown, who is a big water monster in Dumb Lake. He can be dangerous or dangerous when he walks around the world.
However, Xiao Mili scratched his head and felt that Chen Lingjun might not be happy to talk about this.
Cui Dongshan smiled and said: "Yes, yes, Xiao Mili only recognizes the silly big Jun Qian and Zhuo'er the great swordsman."
Zhou Mili chuckled and said: " There are also sisters Yu Mi, Liu Doonai and Hongxia."
Chen Nuanshu suppressed laughter and said, "Xiaomi Li helped Mr. Zuo move a chair to the door of Jisefeng Patriarch Hall, Zuo. After Mr. Zuo got up, he planned to move back by himself. Xiao Mili was so fierce that he loudly said, "I don't agree." This made Mr. Zuo very embarrassed." Swinging one's feet, "You can't be fierce and loud, no matter what. Sister Nuanshu, don't talk nonsense."
Chen Nuanshu thought it was so interesting that she couldn't help but praise her again. Mi Li, "Mr. Cui, you don't know. At that time, Xiao Mi Li raised his head, silently, as if he was telling Mr. Zuo that I will move this chair. This sentence was left here, and it was difficult for anyone to speak!" "(Note 1)
Xiaomili waved her hands vigorously, "You really mean that, Sister Nuanshu is talking nonsense."
Cui Dongshan suddenly leaned back, his face full of shock. : "The grain of millet is so wide. Do you know that the Sword Immortal is very fierce when meeting everyone except his husband? Even your good man Mountain Master is on his side. He never had a good face. He only said that on the Great Sword Qi Wall where the big water monster in Mute Lake was famous, the great swordsman Zhuo'er would just throw out a sword towards the outside of the city, just like chopping melons and vegetables, killing and injuring the big monster. Countless. Even the local sword immortals in the Great Wall of Sword Qi are afraid to reason with him and avoid him. What's wrong with you, Xiaomi Li? You are so brave."
Xiaomi Li. He sat up straight, frowned, thought for a long time, nodded to himself and said, "I can agree next time."
Nuan Shu was slow to eat melon seeds, so he gently pushed the melon seeds next to him. Give the big white goose and some millet grains.
Cui Dongshan chatted with the two little girls, while he was always distracted by trivial matters.
Everything in the world should be taken seriously, but as long as the thread spreads in my hands, it is all a trivial matter.
As for Dadu’s enthronement of Lingyuan Gong and Longting Marquis, the Zhongtu Confucian Temple has not yet said anything, and it seems to be just acquiescence.
Fengzheng Dadu is something that has not happened in the world for three thousand years.
The emperors and monarchs of secular dynasties in ordinary continents are not qualified to intervene in this matter. Only the Chinese Confucian Temple can do it.
However, the three parties that carve up the Dragon Palace Cave Sky, the Chongxuan Office of the Dayuan Dynasty, Duckweed Sword Lake, and Shuilong Sect, all unanimously tried their best to promote this matter. They all contributed money and effort, including the two majestic temples. Temples have been built. Nonsense, Duke Lingyuan and Marquis Longting are both half of their family members. Even if the relationship was normal in the past, water transportation is possible againNot only can it gather the water transport of a continent into the river, but it can also draw water transport from the sea, especially the latter. It is a blessing that even monks on the mountain can't seize with all their means. Who wouldn't want to take the opportunity to share a piece of the pie with that Two princely temples benefit from the glory?
The academy director Zhou Mi in Luzhou, Beiju, not only did not reject this, but instead sent two handwritten letters to the Middle-earth Divine Continent, one to the Confucian Temple and one to his husband. I probably want to persuade the Confucian Temple to recognize this matter, and let a deputy leader of the Confucian Temple or a high priest from the Academy come here to seal it, seal it up, and even a Confucian Temple to accompany the sage is not enough.
It’s just that Cui Dongshan is not the deputy leader of the Confucian Temple or the chief priest, so he can’t see what is written in the letter. Of course, he doesn’t know what is written specifically. We can only make a rough guess based on the specific character and the situation of a continent.
In fact, whether it is connecting the two continents of Luzhou and Aopingzhou in Beiju, or sealing the two major provinces of Jidu and Qidu, Aopingzhou forces the Chinese Confucian Temple to acquiesce. , so what if you don’t admit it?
Among them, the Qidu on Aquarius Island belongs to the old man in Shujian Lake, who is responsible for the canonization ceremony.
The old monk of chicken soup and Mr. Fan, the merchant, watched the ceremony.
This is just on the table. In private, there are Li Liu who secretly returned to Aquarius Island, and Ruan Xiu who faced Li Liu across the water.
The Qingtong Tianjun from the Yang Family Pharmacy asked Ruan Xiu to help carry a plaque and Li Liu to carry a couplet as a gift to the Dadu Temple.
"Qi Du Gong Temple".
Like a spring breeze, a gentleman carries on the past and opens up the future, and does his duty to make plans for heaven and earth.
The mind is calm and contented, the sages manage the world and benefit the people, and the writings carry the Tao and create peace for all ages.
Both the plaque and the couplets are composed of calligraphy, as if they were handwritten by Duke Du of Qi.
In the Dadu Temple, there is also a blank plaque hanging, as if waiting for someone to inscribe words.
Maybe it will be written that the world welcomes spring. Maybe it will be written that my heart is bright. Nowadays who knows.
Cui Dongshan was lying on the pile of melon seed shells on the table, a little bored. Why didn't Mi Jianxian come to reminisce about the past? We are good friends reunited. I am very busy, so I have to cherish my time.
How about being a Jade Pu Realm Sword Immortal? Can you look down on your unpromising friends who are only one level higher than you?
Mi Yu, dressed in a green shirt, walked to the edge of the cliff, his smile seemed unnatural.
Mi Yu is really afraid of the Zuo Da Sword Immortal. To be precise, he is in awe. As for the young man in white clothes in front of him who is "very handsome even when he doesn't speak, but mentally ill when he does speak", Mi Yu is really annoyed.
At the top of the city in my hometown, I was lying drunk and leisurely in the clouds, and no one provoked me, right? As a result, this guy passed by and dug a trap to harm himself, making Zuo Zuo use his sword against a local swordsman for the first time. He, Mi Yu, got half of the jackpot. After all, Zuo Zuo didn't really use his sword against him, and he looked down on the Jade Pu realm. Embroidered pillows, what else? Great Sword Immortal Yue Qing was "lucky" and earned the remaining half.
So when Mi Yu first discovered Cui Dongshan, he went to the empty old mountain temple on the top of the mountain. He never thought that Cui Dongshan was really capable of chatting. It was inappropriate to hide him all the time. It was too deliberate. What's more, in the future, Luolu Mountain would open the Mirror Flowers and Water Moon and win the fairy. With the sisters' fairy money, Miyu also wanted to bring this guy along. Besides, we didn’t know each other until we started fighting, we are now a family. However, Mi Yu felt that he had to take it easy. Lin Junbi was such a smart man, but he was tricked so miserably by Cui Dongshan after just playing a few chess games. Mi Yu was a bad chess player, so it was better to be careful.
Chen Nuanshu tugged at Zhou Mili's sleeves, and Xiaomili suddenly had an idea. She said goodbye and accompanied Sister Nuanshu to clean the bamboo building. As long as there was a speck of dust lying on the desk, she would be considered kind. Sister Shu is lazy together.
Cui Dongshan stretched out his hand to signal Mi Dajianxian to sit down, and said with a smile: "Mi Dajianxian, I have been admiring you for a long time."
Mi Yu reluctantly sat down and sat face to face with the young man in white. It's better for both sides to stay far away from each other.
Cui Dongshan said seriously: "I am Dongshan."
Mi Yu said angrily: "It's not that we don't know each other."
Ni Bodhisattva also returned I have three points of anger. I am not a swordsman, but a swordsman after all. Which sword cultivator in the world doesn't have a temper?
"Then we brothers should get to know each other well?"
Cui Dongshan smiled from his heart and said: "My destiny is to fly with swords and clouds all over the sky. Before entering the upper five realms, before entering the lower five realms, Sneaking out of the city to fight for six times, he was the most ruthless in the middle fifth realm, especially when he was a Yuanying sword cultivator. His combat achievements ranked second among the sword cultivators in the same realm. He was the most daring to risk his life, just because this place was hostile to the demon clan. Not too high, even if he is in a desperate situation, his brother Mi Hu can save him and his brothers will survive. After entering the Yupu realm, Mi Yu's fighting style suddenly changed, and he became timid and became a joke in his hometown. Once Mi Yu is in danger, his brother will die first. Even if Mi Hu dies later than his brother, he will most likely die in the next battle, or follow the example of swordsmen like Tao Wen and Zhou Cheng, who will live a miserable life, and life is worse than death. "< /p>
Mi Yu clenched his fists under the table, his face ashen.
Cui Dongshan held his chin with one hand and played with the melon seeds with the other, and said: "My husband didn't tell me that."
Mi Yu sneered: "Master Yinguan, absolutely not It would be so boring!"
Cui Dongshan shook his head and raised his cheek with one hand, "Yeah, I'm bored, so I pour wine into other people's wounds like this."
Mi Yu said: "If you don't want to see me, just tell me!"
Cui Dongshan shook his head and said: "On the contrary, I dare not say that in my heart, Mi Yu is not a hero who has been wronged by others. A hero, but I dare to say that Miyu, a swordsman, is really a great person."
Miyu is very lazy, but he is very serious about some things.
So even if Cui Dongshan explained it like this, Mi Yu was still furious, hitting him again and again, not to mention that he might not be able to beat him, and scolding him again and again, but he definitely couldn't be scolded.
In addition, the identities of both parties are completely different now, which makes Mi Yu even more aggrieved.
Cui Dongshan smiled and said, "One of the more embarrassing things is that Mi Hu is very qualified. Compared with his younger brother, his elder brother practiced sword earlier and has a higher level. So when can Mi Yu really use it? Use your hands and feet to kill the big monster with your sword?"
Cui Dongshan shook his head, "No chance. The level is still low now. After all, the bottleneck of the Jade Pu Realm is so easy to break. As the only incense left, I don't have to die, otherwise how can I make enough money with my senior brother to not lose anything before I die? "Huh."
Cui Wei once said frankly to Cui Dongshan in his hometown, Jianqi Great Wall, "Why should I die here?"
Cui Dongshan agrees very much.
As for Mi Yu, Cui Dongshan actually recognized it more. As for the conflict at the city head that year, Mi Yu himself was the one to blame. Cui Dongshan was just fanning the flames on small things and smoothing over big things. Besides, what's wrong with a person saying a few angry words? It's a man who has clear grudges. This was true for Yue Qing who died on the battlefield, and the same was true for Mi Yu who survived.
Mi Yu was furious for the first time. He stared at the young man who spoke freely, his eyes were red, and he said in a deep voice: "Cui Dongshan, you should stop this for me!"
Cui Dongshan Dongshan raised his hands, "Okay, okay, can't you stand it after your family said a few unpleasant words? From now on, when the world is peaceful in Aquarius Island, outsiders will make fun of you, Mi Yu, and the whole Luopo Mountain by the way." Collecting rags, doesn’t Mi Da Sword Fairy have to repeat his old tricks every day, busy sneaking out, going down the mountain and stamping on people, until their heads pile up, and the sword blade curls up?”
Mi Yu is wearing a sharp sword? The anger instantly shattered a large white cloud of passers-by outside the cliff.
Mi Yu also forgot his inner words.
Cui Dongshan narrowed his eyes and raised a finger to his mouth, "Don't scare Nuanshu and Xiaomili. Otherwise, I will beat you half to death."
Mi Yu's sword energy, Cui Dongshan only blocked half of it, the white clouds outside the cliff shattered, and there was not a ray of sword energy in the direction of the bamboo tower.
Mi Yu took a deep breath and immediately restrained his sword energy. He was filled with anger under pressure, but his face was still gloomy. But he quickly turned his head and saw the two little girls lying side by side on the railing on the second floor. Mi Yu forced out a smile, waved his hand, and said with a hoarse smile: "Have fun, have fun, go about your business."< /p>
Cui Dongshan said: "When there is great injustice in people's hearts, there will be big knots that are difficult to resolve. Mi Yu only has such a knot, and I can completely understand it. If it were just a common friend, I wouldn't say a word about it." , Every time we meet, we laugh and laugh, you eat melon seeds and I drink, it’s a lot of fun.”
Cui Dongshan laughed, “But, I’m never afraid of the unexpected, I just can kill it every time. . For example, if your heart is bigger than Luo Po Mountain, I will kill it in advance."
"A beautiful word only needs to be whispered in my ears a thousand times. If you do it all the time, it will become vulgar and disgusting.”
“Then it is possible to get the same idea, but it is difficult to understand.Ping Ping's heart is so big that as long as someone says it a few more times, it will inevitably become a little more relaxed. "
Cui Dongshan said three sentences in succession.
In fact, after listening to the first sentence, Mi Yu already knew Cui Dongshan's original intention, so there was no longer so much "uneasy" , the second sentence seemed quite reasonable, but the third sentence made Mi Yu furious again. He couldn't help lowering his voice and cursed: "Fuck you bastard, I'm not as petty as you think." ! "
Cui Dongshan smiled and said: "Seriously? "
Mi Yu sighed, "I will pay attention to this just in case. "
Cui Dongshan nodded and said: "You can teach a child. "
Mi Yu squinted at the boy in white, "Have you always been so good at disgusting people? "
After asking this question, Miyu immediately asked and answered: "As expected of Master Yinguan's student,
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If you don’t learn good things, you only learn some bad things. "
Cui Dongshan corrected: "Not an ordinary student, he is my husband's proud disciple! ”
While the elder sister who loves to keep accounts is not at home for the time being, the younger brother has to work hard to make up for it today.
Mi Yu hesitated to speak.
Cui Dongshan wiped the table with his sleeve and swept the melon seed shells away from the cliff. As if he was predicting the future, he said: "There is no need to deliberately be friends with me. There is no need for polite greetings. In a family, all brothers dislike each other, let alone you and me. If you are willing to believe your Lord Yin Guan, I will help my husband solve his problems. The general direction is the same, so there is no need to expect more. The twisted melon, dipped in honey and sugar water, is still bitter at the end of the meal. The most troublesome thing is the sweetness first and then the bitterness. "
Mi Yu nodded, "That's a good reason. "
Maybe we can copy it and repurpose it, so that we can talk about it with the fairy heroine.
Cui Dongshan leaned on the stone table, looked out of the cliff, and said with a smile: "In the future, Luolu Mountain When "Flowers in the Mirror, Moon in the Water" was turned on, Mi Jianxian could tell this truth to the woman, but I would just cheer loudly and applaud from the sidelines. It was the first time I heard such a wise saying. "
Mi Yu sighed, "It's annoying. "
Cui Dongshan said calmly: "The fire will not stop burning the pages of the book, how can one word be annoying?
Mi Yu raised his hands and said with a sad face: "Cui Dongshan, Cui Shenxian, Cui Grandpa, I'm afraid of your success. Whenever you go to Luolu Mountain in the future, I will definitely stay away from you." Don't bother you. "
Cui Dongshan raised his hand, moved his wrist without moving his hand, shook it slightly, and said with a smile: "Mi Jianxian, don't be like this, I only have a good grandson like Cai Jingshen at the moment, no matter how much I have, I will be upset." . "
On the second floor of the bamboo building, Chen Nuanshu breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the two of them had reconciled.
The millet grains finally relaxed their tightly wrinkled Xiao Mei, okay, okay, Yu Mi didn’t start a fight with Big White Goose. It would be difficult to break up the fight.
Xiaomi Li landed on her feet and asked softly: "Sister Nuanshu, why are they fighting?" ? ”
Chen Nuanshu rubbed Xiao Mili's head and said softly: "Mr. Cui and Mr. Yu are both adults, and they all have worries, big and small. It's better to talk about them than not to talk about them. You can't keep them in your heart."
Xiaomili nodded vigorously, then his eyes lit up, he coughed, and asked: "Sister Nuanshu, I'm asking you a very difficult riddle. It's not from me, the Bishop of Haoren Mountain. It's from me." I thought about it myself!"
Chen Nuanshu was a little curious and nodded: "You ask."
Xiaomili laughed, oh, it's so funny, Hei. The little girl had to squat on the ground to stop her stomach from hurting. It seemed that the riddle made her very happy first.
Nuan Shu squatted down and waited for Xiaomi Li to finish laughing before asking what the riddle was.
Zhou Mili sat on the ground. Just when he was about to speak, he couldn't help but hold his stomach.
Nuan Shu said helplessly: "Then I'll be busy first."
Zhou Mili made a gesture that made his dantian sink, and then he quickly said: "What should I hold back?" , Isn’t it good if you don’t hold it back?”
Then the little girl rolled on the ground.
Nuan Shu rubbed her head. She knew the answer, but she had to think about it first.
When Pei Qian was practicing boxing a few years ago, it was rare for him to have two days of rest without having to go to the second floor.
The only time Zhou Mili didn’t go to work as a doorkeeper for Pei Qian early in the morning. Pei Qian felt it was too strange, so he ran to see the guardian of the mountain right who was passive and slow in his work. As a result, Nuan Shu opened the door, and the two of them I found that on Xiao Mili's bed, the quilt was held up by Zhou Mili's head and hands, like a small hill, rolled up by the corners, covering her tightly. As soon as Pei Qian asked the right protector, "Are you making a hammer?" Zhou Mili said in a muffled voice, "Open the door first." Pei Qian lifted the quilt, and as a result, he and Nuan Shu were so intoxicated that he hurried out of the house. All that was left was a small grain of rice that had covered its nose early, rolling on the bed laughing.
On the stone table by the cliff, two people were silent.
Cui Dongshan suddenly said: "If you choose to act out of impulse and destroy the Yuye Jiangshui Temple with one sword, there will be no rice left in Luopo Mountain today."
Mi Yu shook his head and said: "I'm not a fool. Lord Yinguan has always mentioned doing as the Romans do, and I know the pros and cons."
Cui Dongshan turned his head.
Mi Yu said: "Well, I'm a fool."
Cui Dongshan stood up, walked around half of the stone table, and patted Mi Yu's shoulder gently, "Mi "Yu, thank you."
Mi Yu asked: "Why do you want to thank me?"
Cui Dongshan didn't give an answer. A group of white clouds, looking at the white clouds wandering outside the cliff.
The former boy in white, the young Cui Chan, once traveled with the old scholar to the blessed land of white paper. After it was occupied by the novelist, it was continuously expanded. The White Paper Blessed Land can be said to be the strangest superior blessed land in the world. There is no fixed limit to how big the world is. Every novelist and monk can write about people and things. As long as it is not deleted in the end, they can help the Blessed Land continue to grow. .
Cui Dongshan had read "several big books" in the blessed land at that time, including stories about immortals on the mountain and martial arts stories about Jianghu sects. He didn't quite agree with them, saying that there were some flaws in the immortals and martial arts sects on the mountain, and people's hearts could not change. Big, it seems like you have gone up a mountain, or entered a martial arts sect. Time has passed, but you have never really lived. Some personal changes in your heart, even if there is a slight turning point, are too blunt. The growth of those little God characters is quite rich, but all the people around him are good. They always get along with each other, and they are always smart as long as they are smart, and pedantic in everything. Such a sect on the mountain, such a sect in the Jianghu, cannot stand the scrutiny of people's hearts. No matter how big it is, it is just an empty frame with too many people. When you leave the blessed land of white paper, you will fall over when the wind blows.
"I won't say what all the white paper blessings are like, only how most of them are. To explain the truth of the world clearly, we have to talk about the proportion."
"The friends around that person are chivalrous. Wouldn't a gentleman make mistakes? Wouldn't the gods on the mountain accidentally kill the wrong person? They are all more perfect than the moral saints in the world."
"That person. Why do people become lifelong friends just because they are friends of friends? Why are those who are enemies of that person so evil? There are so few people who live a wonderful life. Why can't they win elsewhere? Respected by others? Why do gods on the mountain only keep company with forest springs, white clouds and green pines? When they go down the mountain, the people in the market don’t recognize the gods’ money and ask for a pot of bad wine, so they are not gods. ”
"Is it possible that such a world-famous white paper paradise exists just for those hundreds of little gods?! What a great road!"
The ancestor of the novelist at that time, Just stroking his beard and smiling.
On the other hand, the young patriarch and several talented people around him who are recognized as "brilliant pens and talented people" did not look good when exposed to an outsider in front of them. The only difference is that there is no such thing as "write if you have the ability."
Otherwise, according to Cui Han’s temperament at the time, I would have done it on my own.
So that I can teach them what it means to be "an ordinary person's skillful hands that have accumulated a lot of experience, but my Cui Chan's casual words are naturally new forever."
Fortunately, the old scholar hurriedly smoothed things over and scolded his disciple: "You only know how shallow it is on paper. You know nothing. A masterpiece like a novel can easily count tens of thousands or crosses. This is not what you usually do." It’s as simple as a few lines of poetry.” Then he helped those young talents to brag a lot and gave them some pointers. They were all minor flaws that could not be covered up.
The literary saint's personal praise and repair of flaws are certainly no match for the casual remarks of a young disciple. Those novelist experts no longer had any arguments with Cui Chan.
Beyond the title of the First Disciple of the Literary Saint, he is just an unknown person. What does he know?
But Cui Chan gave up before he saw the opportunity. The young man who had not yet shown his prowess at that time said some words that were even more rebellious and humiliating, "I have always felt that language itself has always been is oneA cage. Words in the world are the life and death enemy of novelists. Because the language boundary constructed by words is the invisible boundary of what we think in our hearts. If you don't transcend this for a day, it will be difficult to realize the great path. "
At that time, only the novelist Patriarch nodded slightly and looked at young Cui Han with admiration. The old scholar smiled so big that he was half as big as a dustpan, but he was quite kind and didn't say anything. What are you talking about?
The old master looked sideways and said, "Okay," and then nodded.
Later, Cui Chan became famous and lived up to his status as the first disciple of Wen Sheng. Later, Cui Chan became famous all over the world, and his appearance in the Caiyun Bureau was just one of the "Three Splendid Things". In the end, he became infamous.
The world actually knows this, but most of them have forgotten one thing. . In the past, Cui Chen was in the literary sage lineage, and he often taught as a teacher.
Cui Dongshan has been staring at the central part of Aquarius Continent in the south.
That talent has always been there. Cui Chan, no matter whether he is still considered the first disciple of Wen Sheng or not, he will always be the Xiu Hu Cui Chan who is "the most beautiful thing in the world" and the great Li national master who is never willing to just add glory to the world.
I am not.
Cui Dongshan chuckled and murmured, "I am just Cui Dongshan, the innocent boy Dongshan. ”
Tomorrow always belongs to teenagers. (Note 2)
Youth comes every year, and I am always one of them.
In fact, it’s not that Cui Dongshan has never thought about it. Wanting not to be involved, Cui Chan didn't agree and gave Cui Dongshan a reason that he couldn't refuse.
That's how Cui Chan made a serious calculation and always included himself in it.
< p>Mi Yu didn't ask for trouble, he just sat aside and never took the initiative to speak to the young man in white.Cui Dongshan gently exhaled and pushed the large white cloud away.
p>The immortal boasted, and the clouds gathered and dispersed
Then he turned to the little girl in black on the second floor and shouted: "Xiaomili, I will go down the mountain first, you let me go first. The cook prepares a large table of delicious food. ”
Zhou Mili quickly asked: “How delicious is it?” ! "
Cui Dongshan imitated Xiao Mili and crossed his arms across his chest, frowning vigorously.
Zhou Mili waved his hand, "Sir, you are childish. Go, go, remember to go early and come back early. If you are late, remember to go to the mountain gate, I will wait for you there. ”
Cui Dongshan nodded and walked backwards. He leaned back and fell into the cliff. After disappearing, he suddenly rose up again. His whole body kept spinning in circles. Such an immortal traveled far away in the wind. ...
Zhou Mili sighed, the big white goose is really childish.
Mi Yu squinted at it, good guy, it looks like he went straight to the Yuye Jiangshui Temple? Then Mi Yu sighed heavily and was filled with anger. You should have taken me with you.
Cui Dongshan did go to the Yuye River, but not to the Water Temple. Instead, he used a blindfold to hide his body. Arriving above the Yuye River, a green onion fell straight into the river, and thenFu Shui walked all the way to the door of Shui Mansion.
Finally, the young man bent his fingers, knocked lightly, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Water Goddess, open the door, open the door, I am Dongshan."
Two water palace gatekeepers stood aside. The spirits and monsters looked at each other in confusion, not to mention who this guy was, and how he managed to cross the mountain and water barrier that was difficult for earthly immortals to break outside without making a sound. They only said that the gate of the water palace in front of them was not closed, so you, "Dongshan", What are you typing?
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In the grass-roots shop in Qilong Lane, the blind old Taoist has been smiling a lot in recent years. It is not an exaggeration to say that he can even dream about it occasionally. Wake up with a smile. Even from the two apprentices, Jia Sheng was less scolded. Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. If you don't hit or scold, you won't be a master. Jia Sheng felt that luck had come his way, and now he was finally living the life of a god that a god should have.
However, the old man also secretly warned himself that no matter how miraculous he was, he had to keep in mind the principle of being dependent on others. Some of the rules that worked well for him had to be moved back.
For example, if you are occasionally in a bad mood, it is okay to kick Zhao Denggao, that little bastard with a shady background, but you can avoid the harsh blows that you are accustomed to in the past.
As for the girl Tian Jiuer, I couldn’t even scold her. After all, the young mountain master’s founding disciple would always call her Sister Jiuer every time he came to Qilong Lane.
The weather is good today, and the business of the Caotou shop is still very average. Let’s make do with it. After all, in the shop, except for the earliest objects left on the mountain, the rest are leftovers from the Niujiao Mountain Baofu Zhai. Otherwise, it was a girl named Ma Duyi who was put on consignment here. That girl, even if I am blind, I have been traveling across mountains and rivers to slay demons and protect the Tao for many years. I suddenly knew her ghost identity and pretended to be blind... That’s all, you’re really blind, just pretending not to know.
The old Taoist clasped his hands behind his back and went to the New Year's Eve shop next door with a smile. Unfortunately, Taoist friend Lingchun was not here for the time being.
As an old immortal in the Dragon Gate Realm, I can still see the general appearance and figure of the Taoist fellow Lingchun when I open my heavenly eyes.
Shi Rou stood behind the counter, not even bothering to glance at Jia Sheng.
What else can this wise old Taoist do? He didn’t go to Huanghu Mountain to practice cultivation, and when he didn’t have a blind cat bump into a dead mouse to break through the realm, he just came to his place and had nothing to do all day long. There is no such thing as nonsense. Just turn to the old almanac to show that your ancestors are rich. Wait until the Dragon Gate realm falls from the sky. Well, I will immediately start to change my tricks. Even the shopkeeper Shi is not willing to call him. I will not say anything about shopkeeper Shi. We two brothers have to take care of each other, saying "Brother Shi" one by one, and then showing off all the indescribable mysteries of his Dragon Gate Realm. Why don't you just shut up?
If Shi Rou hadn't seen Najiu'er and Deng Gao as pitiful people, and she didn't want to make life difficult for the two senior fellow apprentices, if the old Taoist dared to come to the door, she would have scolded them and chased them away with a broom. People.
The old Taoist man leaned against the door of the shop, holding a handful of jade bamboo folds in his hand.Fan, he said with a smile: "Brother Shi, why is Miss Lingchun not in the shop today?"
Shi Rou turned a deaf ear.
The old Taoist opened the folding fan at once and fanned the breeze. After a moment of silence, a fan made a loud noise and suddenly said: "Look, brother Shi, I accidentally made a joke. Brother, I After spending so long in the mountains and rivers and lakes, I only focused on conquering demons, and I almost forgot that now, I no longer know the cold and heat of the world."
Shi Rou just chuckled.
The old Taoist looked relieved and clicked the folding fans together again. No wonder Brother Shi was so uncomfortable. After all, both parties were registered worshipers of Luopo Mountain, but their realms were very different.
Jia Sheng walked away slowly, commented a few words on the aroma of various cakes, and after twisting one of the cakes, he knew that Brother Shi was about to speak. Hehe, Brother Shi could only guard the position of the shopkeeper now. As expected, Shi Rou said, "I will keep the accounts first, and we will settle the accounts together at the end of the month."
Jia Sheng smiled and said: "Brother Shi, if you calculate it at double the price, it's okay. After all, pastry, if it sells for tens or hundreds of kilograms, may not be worth the price in my shop." Sold one piece."
Shi Rou lowered his head and opened the account book, "No need."
Jia Sheng smiled in his heart. Brother Shi is too thin-skinned. Still seeing outsiders. So what if I become an old immortal in the Dragon Gate Realm? I’m still not Brother Jia next door to your shop?
Jia Sheng stayed at the New Year's Eve shop for half an hour, unable to wait for the Lingchun girl, so he inserted the folding fan into his back collar, put his hands behind his back, and walked back slowly Own shop.
In the end, he "saw" a young man in white, sitting on the counter. Jia Sheng didn't make any sluggish movements. He only saw the old Taoist stretching out his hand to change the fan and fastening it to his waist, and at the same time he walked forward quickly. He bent down and bowed his head, shouting in surprise, "Master Cui Xian".
Cui Dongshan ignored him and just asked Jiu'er, who was looking at the shop, to go to the shop next door to eat some pastries first. The account will be settled on Shopkeeper Shi. You're welcome, otherwise Cui Dongshan will go to the shopkeeper Shi to make a fuss. .
As for Tian Jiuer's senior brother Zhao Denggao, he went to Longquan Sword Sect to find Ruan Qiong's eldest disciple Dong Gu. The master Jia Sheng, who was always shy to talk to, seemed more enthusiastic than his apprentice about this matter, as if he, Jia Sheng, was the real practitioner. Privately, he tried to persuade Zhao Denggao, saying that you should not be shy and visit there often. That Dong Shenxian is a land god. No matter how stupid you are, you can still come back with immortality. As for the shop, Your junior sister can take care of the business here.
As soon as Tian Jiuer left the shop, Cui Dongshan sat on the counter, looking at the old man who was skinny but wearing an extremely wide robe, and said with his tongue: "What an old immortal in the Dragon Gate Realm, Jiu The ten kilograms of body bones must weigh less than half a kilogram. It must be the result of the immortal robe on his body. The old immortal Jia is not wearing a Taoist robe, but a lot of immortal money. Hey, this Taoist robe is big and has sleeves. He's about to fall to the ground. Why, old god?Are you going to sweep the floor of Qilong Lane? "
Jia Sheng's forehead was covered with sweat and he laughed dryly: "Master Cui Xian is joking, joking. ”
The old Taoist is really not stupid. Over the years, as long as he heard a piece of gossip in a small town shop, or when he went to the city or the mountain, he would tell the old Taoist over and over again, no matter whether it was groundless or not. , break it into pieces and think about it more. Think of the good things in a small way and the bad things in a big way. Be cautious and consider again. This is the foundation for an experienced Taoist to walk in the rivers and lakes without capsizing.
For Mr. Cui's sarcastic words were very good, and the cool breeze in the summer felt cool.
Jia Sheng didn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed at first, but even if he was so shameless, I wouldn't hesitate to pick it up from the ground. Get up, it’s easy to bend down!
You can make up for it by just eating a few pastries from the shop next door. I never thought that Miss Lingchun would show up sooner or later, and now I’m standing there. He walked into the door of his thatched shop, leaning against the door with one shoulder and smiling with his hands in his sleeves.
It was hard to believe that this Jia Sheng was really just an old Taoist priest. It was just Jia Sheng and Cui Dongshan were too lazy to talk nonsense. He tapped the counter with his fingers and said straight to the point: "How tight is the demand for registered offerings in Luo Lo Mountain nowadays? Do you know clearly? "
Of course the old Taoist priest knows that when the Luopo Mountain Patriarch Hall was built, Lord Wei Dashan came to watch the ceremony!
Besides, what happened between the young mountain master and Miss Ruan? , Old Taoist, it doesn’t matter if I’m really blind. I know clearly whether I’ve been blinded by lard!
Cui Dongshan, who had just visited the Yuye River Water God’s Mansion, said slowly: “You are the one! Having taken on a good apprentice, my broomstick is already very unattractive, and it is very unworthy to be worshiped in the mountain. ”
Cui Dongshan suddenly slapped his hand on the counter. The old Taoist was so frightened that he immediately shrank his neck and lowered his head even more.
Cui Dongshan jumped off the counter and walked around the silent man. The old Taoist walked around in circles, cursing, "You waste your natural resources, you are too selfish, but you are just being unkind! Will you be tired of living as an old immortal in the Dragon Gate Realm? The old man eats arsenic and frost? How many kilograms do you want to eat? Give me an accurate answer! If I'm just one ounce less than you, I'm just as arrogant as you! "
Jia Sheng raised his head slightly, feeling uneasy in his heart. His old face was extremely aggrieved, and he said in a trembling voice: "Master Cui Xian, I understand what you mean, but I am suffering in my heart and I can't express it. Ah, I met Master Cui Xian today. Even if I don’t give up my face at all, I still have the courage to tell you about the difficult scriptures that our master and disciples have. "
Speaking of the sad point, the old man rubbed the corners of his eyes, but did not hesitate to speak, "My Jiu'er's physique is indeed in line with the laws of nature. It must be that the old man is reluctant to part with this 'treasure of heaven and earth'. , as a veteran, I am a registered worshiper, but I am not a conscientious person. I am so grateful to Luolu Mountain and the owner of the mountain that I wish I could not set up a memorial tablet at home and offer incense every day. It's not because of the great blessing of our mountain master that Old Dao has reached the small dragon gate realm in Huanghu Mountain. It is right for him to do some real good things for Luolu Mountain. It's just that Old Dao and I traveled around in my early years.Killing demons and subjugating demons is still hard-hearted, but it’s just a low-level practice and poor ability. It’s a joke to Master Cui Xian. The blood of his apprentice Jiu’er, the old man doesn’t know the benefits, but he is just afraid that this will hurt people. Let the mountain master know about it later Instead, blame it. Otherwise, the old Taoist would have asked Jiu'er to do this long ago, even if she was unwilling in her heart, her eye sockets were shallow, and she didn't know how to be grateful to Luopo Mountain. As her mentor, the old Taoist not only asked her to give out several kilograms of Fuquan on a regular basis. Not only that, but also teach her how to behave in the world! No matter how much the old Taoist feels sorry for his two disciples, he is still willing to give birth to a filial son under the stick! "
Of course Jia Sheng is talking nonsense, it is pure nonsense. Not only does he put a high hat on his head, but he also pours dirty water on his disciple Tian Jiuer.
< p> Jia Sheng, the "old immortal" in Longmen Realm, actually told the truth. He was afraid that Chen Ping'an, the owner of Luolu Mountain, would feel that this move was hurtful and that it would be a huge loss for him to sell Jia Sheng well. Buying and selling.Jia Sheng is blind and knows the bottom line of Luoposhan. He just needs to be conscientious and act like a human being. It cost him the job of the god who was enshrined in the Luolu Mountain.
In fact, even now, as shrewd as the old Taoist is, he still can’t figure out how the young mountain master was able to open his eyes. , the three of them, master and disciple, were lucky enough to have a meal at Luoluo Mountain.
Cui Dongshan tugged at the sleeve of the old Taoist's robe, then took the bowl and gave it to the old Taoist. The man brought an arty jade bamboo folding fan, opened it gently, and fanned the breeze while walking in a circle.
Master Cui Xian did not speak, and the old Taoist tried his best to finish his "heartfelt words", but he was really lack of courage. He No Brain said more.
Cui Dongshan said: "From today on, let the wine accumulate talisman springs.
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It is of great use later. Just remember not to hurt Jiuer's moral integrity at all. "
The old Taoist chicken pecked at the rice, cupped his fists and said: "I sincerely follow Master Cui Xian's decree. Not only would he help Mr. Cui accumulate talisman springs, but he would also miss Jiu'er, but he couldn't bear to let her go. After all, she was like her own daughter. ”
This Jia Sheng is vague in his practice but really unambiguous in his words.
In fact, it was Jia Sheng who was too shrewd, but the old Taoist made some unwise choices that made him lose his temper. Luo Luo Shan saw it.
The two disciples were really miserable when they had a master like him. They would beat and scold them at every turn, and they would say any nasty things, and they would not even hit the disciples. It's not inferior to killing demons for money. But there are some things that Jia Sheng doesn't do as much as the Immortal Master on the Mountain. For example, he has a disciple with a spirit background and helps hide his identity. Jiu'er was resold to the Immortal Genealogy Master at Fulu Mountain.
The old Taoist disciple Tian Jiu'er was extremely talented, and his blood was the "Fuquan" that was naturally suitable for monks to draw talismans. >In the past, whether Jia Sheng was making money or pretending to be a Taoist man to steal the money bags of rich people, he would draw the side door thunder talisman on his palm.Fu Quan will come in handy.
It’s just that there is a huge difference between selling Tian Jiuer at a high price by relying on real skills and pretending to cheat.
Cui Dongshan nodded and said: "That's it. I will not disturb the old immortal's practice."
Cui Dongshan threw the folding fan back to the old Taoist.
Jia Sheng quickly caught it with both hands, as if he had found a treasure.
Cui Dongshan walked towards the long-lived Taoist friend at the door, and suddenly turned his head: "One pound of Fuquan, one Xiaoshu coin. I thought it was bought by me and Jiuer girl, and it has nothing to do with Luopo Mountain. "
Jia Sheng immediately said: "If it's not so much, two pounds of Fuquan and half a small sum of money from Master Cui are already making money for our humble shop."
< p>Cui Dongshan smiled and said: "Oh? How can you be so unconscionable?"Jia Sheng immediately straightened his back, and it was so pitiful that he actually had the demeanor of an old god with a bit of immortality, and said: " All the fairy money belongs to Jiu'er. As a master, I haven't preached much for Jiu'er, and I already feel guilty. If Jiu'er can use this fairy money, she can travel far and climb high by herself without the support of her useless master. In just a few steps, there is no greater kindness than anything else!"
Cui Dongshan stretched out his hand and nodded at the old Taoist, "Fuck, all the new young people in Luopo Mountain will have to come here to learn from you first! Speak!"
Cui Dongshan flicked his fingers several times, and each time a Grain Rain coin jingled. The last few Grain Rain coins slowly floated towards the old Taoist, "Don't worry, take it as a reward. Next, I became the registered worshiper of our Luopo Mountain, and ended up wandering around in rags all day long. Didn’t we make others laugh at our Luopo Mountain for being so miserable?”
Jia Sheng understood immediately.
You can change your robe, so you won’t need to wander around anymore.
Cui Dongshan and fellow Taoist Changshou smiled and said, "Sister Lingchun, would you like to take a walk?"
Changsheng smiled and nodded. She really had a few questions in her mind. It was not appropriate to ask before, but now that Cui Dongshan has come to the door, there is no need to be too polite.
The two of them walked up the stairs along the Dragon Riding Alley, passing several large houses, which are now the property of Taoist Taoist Changshou.
There is too much money and no place to spend it. Otherwise, if I want to change my appearance and identity, I will secretly buy a few hills in the west to use as a yard.
Cui Dongshan walked to the edge of a grain drying field, looked down and said with a smile: "The law of Changshou Zhang, answer all questions."
Fellow Changshou did not The Patriarch of the Law was so serious that he asked: "You are wearing this unusual skin bag so that one day you can have the opportunity to eat that young boy in Mud Ping Lane...Wang Zhu?"
Cui Dongshan He said yes.
But that is the worst outcome.
Now is the best result.
Cui Dongshan is "naturally" good at dealing with dragons. The old Jiao Huang Tingguo who is now the deputy headmaster of Linlu Academy in Piyun Mountain has learned this lesson early.
But what Cui Dongshan really wants to "win" from the beginning is Lizhu DongtianThe last real dragon in the world is "Li Zhu".
If you can’t help yourself, you won’t be successful. Then let me, Cui Dongshan, come in person.
When the situation went wrong, Cui Dongshan became violent, not only Wang Zhu, but also the other five little things, plus the Huang Tingguo old dragon, his two unworthy children, and Huang Hushan. Hongxia, Hongzhu Town Li Jin... plus some leftover opportunities and remnants of the ancient Shu realm, I want to eat them all!
Changsheng said: "Now it is a burden. It will be difficult to reach the ascension stage. Mr. Yang will never open an ascension stage specifically for you."
Cui Dongshan Shaking his head, "The world's calculations are taboo for perfection."
Chang Ming nodded, "I worry too much."
Cui Dongshan held the back of his head with both hands, moved again, and led Take a walk with his long-lived Taoist friend who has fallen into disgrace.
Changsheng thought of the thatched shop and Fuquan, and said with a smile: "Getting something for nothing is really not a good habit. As time goes by, it becomes really calm."
Cui Dongshan said: "If you don't pay, you won't cherish it. The more you pay, the more you care. It has nothing to do with good or bad people. The same bottle of wine, regardless of the reason, whether the price has increased or decreased, the taste of the drink, the speed of drinking, They are all different."
Cui Dongshan turned around and said with a smile: "Fellow Taoist Changshou, tell me the story of how you met my husband?"
Longevity is here.
In fact, there is nothing that cannot be said.
Except for the old master Xingguan, there was no mention of it, and the sewing process of Master Yinguan was not mentioned. The rest of Changsheng was not concealed at all.
For example, the existence of sewing people twisting the core, the recruitment of disciples by old deaf children, and the origins of those monsters imprisoned in prisons, and how they get along with and fight with the hidden officials.
As for Cui Dongshan’s piece of remains, in a sense, it is actually the sewing man’s top priority.
As for the skin of some monks, it has nothing to do with their level of realm, but they are naturally suitable for use as talismans, and sewing people are best at this. The "talisman beauty" made from fox skin in the Fox Kingdom of Qingfeng City is barely related to this.
The tailor selects monks, kills people, skins them, and stores talismans. Either use it to draw talismans yourself, or sell it to demonic monks at a high price.
Therefore, it is certainly not a reason why the sewing man is regarded as one of the top ten crooked and evil monks, along with the South China Sea Rider and the Flower Picker, and is punished by everyone.
After Cui Dongshan listened, he said slowly: "There are some similarities between tailors and executioners on the road. The lone knight in the South China Sea who steals the world's water transportation. The passerby who caused the Yin soldiers to cross the border. Practice the color alchemy, The beautiful corpse who built a romantic tent. The flower-picking thief whose corpse was offered a huge reward was a plague god who was destined to have a miserable life. He was the most hated debt collector of the Yin-Yang family. But I have to use the fate of the other party's three lives as the price... Except for the immortal, I have not dealt with him yet.I have seen him all my life, even the rarest "Ten Bandits candidate" mirror seller, and the one with the greatest reputation, I have seen him in the Chanjuan Cave, and even had a few chats with him."
Cui Dongshan looked indifferent, and also told some old stories with his long-lived Taoist friend, "I once rode the wind and sea with the lone rider in the South China Sea. I once stood on the horseback next to the passerby. I once I lay drunk in the romantic tent, talking about the sage's principles until dawn. I once gave poems to the flower picker. I once heard the sad whimpering of a young plague god. I once argued with the debt collector. What would happen if the ferryman never had another life? I once asked the mirror seller, who could I see when I looked up and turned the bright moon into a mirror? , Cui Dongshan suddenly laughed, his eyes brightened a little, and he raised his head and said: "I once stole the hair of Mrs. Qingshenshan with A Liang in the Bamboo Sea Cave. A Liang swore to me that it was the most suitable place in the world. I used it to refine it into 'Emotions' and 'Sword of Wisdom'. Later, my whereabouts were revealed. The ungrateful A Liang ran away without saying a word, but he used the body-holding technique on me to face the murderous Qing alone. "Mrs. Shenshan."
"I still traveled to Chanjuan Cave with my junior brothers. I went to Manzhang Paradise and Qingxia Cave before, and finally took a long way to go to Chanjuan Cave, just because of a root. I am the least interested in this place, so I have never been to the Baihua Paradise. It was the place that our two brothers and sisters who were about to become immortals cherished the most. The fairy next to me was almost crying, why couldn't she trick you into going there?"
"Because there is a Xijing City inside. It is said that there are lovers in the world, even those who suffer from unrequited love. For those who are suffering, if you can come here to burn incense and make wishes, it will be most effective. Not only will you have the hope of getting married, but you will also be able to grow old together. I remember that the girl who gave the blessing in the temple was a very good-looking woman, holding a peach blossom fan with a bright moon on it and the words " Bamboo Branch Poems. Her name is Shen Xi. She has a slim waist and a graceful figure. It is said that when Bai Ye was still a poet but not a swordsman, he traveled to Chanjuan Cave with his friend Jun Qian. He was so kind that he wrote the fan in his own hand. At that time, Bai Ye and his friend Liu Shiliu did not have any money with them and could not enter Chanjuan Cave. Bai Ye had to write poems and sell essays in exchange for passing money, so in later generations, the gate of Chanjuan Cave was engraved with the words "Thousands of people share the same month". , that was the work of my junior brother Jun Qian. Who would have guessed it now? When she finally left Chanjuan Cave, the fairy asked Zuo Zuo quietly, "That temple is not that good-looking, right?" Zuo Zuo said it was quite nice. Next to me, there was a girl with a smile as beautiful as a crescent moon. Next to me, there was a girl who was not so happy. When she asked me, what does it have to do with me?" p>
"After the fairy left, I laughed and scolded Junior Brother, are you a fool? Please enlighten me. Junior Brother smiled and said to Senior Brother, do you really think I am stupid? I don’t know that the fairy who likes Senior Brother is just making innuendo and seeing the temple blessing. good looking, you are worried that your senior brother will have different ideas, so you feel uncomfortable? Junior brother still understands this superficial thought of a daughter! I held out two thumbs up, and my junior fellow apprentice was standing next to me with a bright smile. ”
Changsheng found it very interesting to “chat” with Cui Dongshan.
Fortunately, he is not an enemy.
The more experiences a person has, the more stories he can accumulate People are the most cruel when they are cruel.
The two of them walked through Mud Bottle Alley. When they passed the old school, Changming stopped and asked, "So what?" "
Cui Dongshan did not stop, but quickened his pace, his sleeves always hanging down, "I can't say, I can't say. "
Changsheng followed the footsteps of the boy in white and changed the topic to a lighter topic, "What did you do when you visited the Yuye River Water God's Mansion earlier? "
Cui Dongshan said: "I didn't do anything. I just pulled the green hair of the Water Goddess and turned it around in a few big circles. ”
Changshou joked: “Can you be a human being?” "
Cui Dongshan said: "It's very difficult. Believe me. "
Taoist friend Changshou sighed, "It's hard not to believe Mr. Cui.
Cui Dongshan smiled and said: "The remaining masters and servants of the Zhu Ying Dynasty, and Yunzi from Qingnipo, I will not be a villain. I am not tired from traveling, but chatting with others is the most tiring." . So you bother Changshou Zhanglu to help you be the villain. Anyway, you said it yourself, getting something for nothing is not a good habit. But pay attention to one thing. The girl whose pseudonym is Shi Qiu, don't add any unnecessary extravagance. Pretending that she doesn't exist in Luolu Mountain is the most peaceful way to get along with her. In private, you should protect her more. Anyway, Taoist Taoist Changshou can control the situation by himself. Otherwise, my husband will reason with you after blaming me, and at most he will be angry and scold you a few words. When it is my turn, I guess my husband will not bother to reason with you anymore, and will directly hit people. "
Changshou nodded and said: "Okay. "
Yunzi on the green mud slope of the gray mountain is temporarily in the Dragon Gate realm. His true identity is the Black Snake of Qidun Mountain, but he is not a mountain spirit in the true sense, but the ghost of two chess immortals in the past. Among them, the black chess piece has a golden thread on its abdomen, which has the rudimentary form of dragon scales. Because in that chess game, the black chess piece was very murderous, which made the later "Yunzi" look more like a dragon. Ordinary Shanze snakes and pythons are more cruel and unruly.
Cui Dongshan finally took Chang Ming to the shop by the Longxu River.
Liu Xianyang stood up and put his hands on his hips. He laughed and said: "Brother Dongshan! "
Cui Dongshan said arrogantly: "Brother Xianyang! "
Liu Xianyang raised his palm high. Cui Dongshan jumped up and gave Liu Xianyang a slap in the face. He held Liu Xianyang's hand and asked something with his eyes. This sister Lingchun? Huh?
Cui Dongshan replied with his eyes, if this doesn't work, let's find another girl.
Liu Xianyang sighed, clasped fists with Chang Ming and said, "I've seen Miss Lingchun. "
Taoist friend Changsheng smiled and nodded. He felt that he was a little more polite and unfamiliar with this person, so he cupped his fists and returned the greeting: "I have met Mr. Liu. ”
She had already made up her mind that in the future she would come to the shop less often if there was anything going on. I won't come if nothing happens.
So Changsheng said goodbye and left to do business on the Qingni Slope of Huimeng Mountain.
Liu Xianyang and Cui Dongshan were sitting on small bamboo chairs. Liu Xianyang reminded him in a low voice: "Brother, please take it easy. The chair under your butt is the chair where our Empress Dowager Dali once sat. It's precious gold, so she sat down." , My brother is settling the score, can you afford it?"
Cui Dongshan raised his eyebrows, looked at Liu Xianyang's bamboo chair, and smiled without saying a word.
Liu Xianyang laughed and said: "What are you thinking about, brother? It's too vulgar, isn't it? That chair has been secretly hidden by my master."
Cui Dongshan gasped Air conditioning.
Amazing! As expected of Brother Xianyang!
If that old man Ruan Qiong heard this, he would really beat Liu Xianyang to death, right?
Cui Dongshan and Liu Xianyang chatted about the mountains together, anyway, they were talking about the same thing as Chen Lingjun when he was drunk.
Finally, Cui Dongshan said: "Xianyang Xianyang is a good name. My heart is like a flower opening to the sun."
Liu Xianyang smiled and said: "You don't say it, I really don't think so, I just I remember that Old Man Yao said in his early years that Yangxian soil is a good kind of soil for making porcelain, but it is not easy to find. Chen Pingan followed Old Man Yao into the mountains to look for soil and suffered a lot. p>
Cui Dongshan suddenly smiled and said: "Bai Ye and Jun Qian are good friends, and they are both destined to you. What about Xianyang and Xianyue?"
Liu Xianyang laughed and said: "That's a high ranking. , I’m the one who’s got the upper hand.”
Looking at the posture and the tone of voice, it’s obvious that she is already in a relationship with that young girl, Qiangyue.
Liu Xianyang suddenly asked: "What does that girl from the credit month look like?"
Cui Dongshan answered the question differently, "This girl is very strange. She came from a barbaric world, where Tong Yezhou rarely kills people, he only looks for people."
Liu Xianyang patted his knee and said, "What a sweet girl! Isn't her brother Xianyang sitting here? Find it!"
He quickly turned around and handed over a handful of melon seeds, "Brother Cui, eat melon seeds."
Cui Dongshan took some melon seeds and gave them to Liu Xianyang, "At least give them to Xian. Brother Yang, keep some."
Cui Dongshan was chewing melon seeds, bent down and looked into the distance, and asked casually: "Do you believe in marriage, are you afraid of the red line?"
Liu Xianyang was also chewing. Guazi, smiled and said: "I only see if the girl is good or not."
Cui Dongshan smiled and said: "Did you say one less word?"
Liu Xianyang nodded and said: "One word Just say it in two words, save your energy."
It just depends on whether the girl is good-looking or not.
Cui Dongshan slapped his knee and said, "Brother Xianyang, I am not praising you, you are so smart!"
Liu Xianyang said shyly: "If you were cute, It's better to be cute. You need a good omen to find a good wife."
Cui Dongshan finished eating the melon seeds and said he would go home to eat.The meal is gone.
Liu Xianyang waved his hand, indicating that he would not follow him to eat and drink.
Cui Dongshan stood up and had just walked a few steps.
Liu Xianyang suddenly asked: "Is the person you are looking for on credit the sword master Liu Cai?"
Cui Dongshan slowly turned his head, "Yes or no. It's hard to tell clearly. "
Liu Xianyang asked again: "How far away from me? Can Mr. Cui let me see Liu Cai from a distance?"
Cui Dongshan shook his head and said: "Don't interfere. "
Liu Xianyang asked again: "Is it because I can't interfere at all at the moment, or is it just that the cost of me interfering is relatively high?"
Cui Dongshan said with a smile: "Both. It’s both, mostly the former, so there’s no need to think too much.”
Liu Xianyang said oh and said nothing.
Cui Dongshan did not use the wind to return to Luolu Mountain, but walked on foot and finally sat on the stone arch bridge.
The old sword bars are no longer hanging under the bridge.
Cui Dongshan frowned and put his hands into his sleeves.
The person you are looking for on credit is indeed Liu Cai.
A person who is far away from my husband, but seems to be right in front of me.
In his early years, Cui Dongshan was a person who was more cautious just in case. It wasn’t that I thought that person was weird at the time, but that person’s preacher was too weird.
So whenever there is an opportunity, Cui Dongshan will ask about the past travels in Tongyezhou without revealing any trace.
In addition, my husband was more willing to chat with the friend who happened to meet on the long journey, so Cui Dongshan naturally knew more.
So Cui Dongshan now roughly knows that before his husband entered the Ouhua Blessed Land, he had already met the future Liu Cai.
Not only did we meet, but we were right in front of our eyes, very close at hand!
And they are both true and close friends. That person even hopes from the bottom of his heart that his husband can become the mainstay in a time of great chaos.
Even if Cui Dongshan just thinks about it, even if he is an outsider and so many years have passed, even if he is half Cui Cheng, he will feel chills running down his spine and frightened in his heart!
That year.
The gentleman roughly said, "You have to have a little extra, and you can't take advantage of everything."
The man laughed and said, "Chen Pingan, you are actually hiding from that one."
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Let you hide for a while first. Become the one.
When you become one, come and kill one with one.
Mr. Chen Ping'an and Liu Cai, who used to carry the future, were actually talking about this face to face.
This is the real calculation.
The bunch of candied haws in Lizhu Cave back then were not enough for you, Zou Zi? ! Is it over? !
Cui Dongshan slapped the stone arch bridge, but suddenly withdrew his force and turned into the palm of his hand and his sleeve, gently brushing the bridge deck together.
Cui Dongshan said from his heart: "Li Xisheng, come and pay off your debt! Most of your luck, sir, is yours.Mr. Ran did not accept your piece of peach charm, so you should..."
In fact, Cui Dongshan is ready to behave like a rogue.
The truth cannot be said like this, but it has to be said like this. .
That old bastard Cui Zhan knows this and has deduced more and evolved further. The old bastard will kill him if he feels like it. Let Liu Cai try it.
How could Cui Dongshan be willing to do this? Many things would not be difficult at all if they were just about catching and killing each other. The problem is that Zou Zi set up the situation so carefully that the implications would only be greater. This is not a Shu Jian Lake inquiry
Li Xisheng appeared with a smile, sat next to Cui Dongshan, and then nodded gently, "I will discuss it with Zou Zi, of course there is no problem, but it will not be for Chen Pingan. But do you look down on Chen Ping'an so much? Even students can’t trust your husband, so that’s not appropriate. "
Cui Dongshan said sickly: "I am in the middle of the game, so of course I am not as stable as you.
Li Xisheng put his hands gently on his knees and looked into the distance, "Then do you think that Chen Pingan has actually guessed who Liu Cai is?" Of course, this is just a guess. "
Cui Dongshan shook his head and said: "My husband is not mentally ill. ”
I have a small calculation in my heart.
I plan to ask Li Xisheng for some good luck.
In the past, Cui Cheng embroidered the tiger, but It was to teach on behalf of a master.
But the former boss of Baiyu Jingdao was to accept a disciple on behalf of a master.
Li Xisheng did not let Cui Dongshan succeed and just said with a smile: "Yes. This heart, whether it is one. Is that one so easy to hide and so easy to kill? Even my master didn’t think it would be possible. So I think you and I can just watch from the sidelines until something happens. ”
Li Xisheng waved his hand and threw the golden crucian carp and the golden crab into the water. However, just when they were about to fall into the water, they suddenly appeared in the distance.
Li Xisheng smiled and said: "Go and turn into a dragon. "
Cui Dongshan looked pitifully into the water.
Li Xisheng said calmly: "I returned home on a snowy night. ”
Cui Dongshan turned a deaf ear and remained indifferent.
Wait until Li Xisheng’s figure disappeared and go to Dadu.
Cui Dongshan stood up expressionlessly, facing the wind. Returning to Luopo Mountain, Cui Dongshan fluttered his sleeves when he saw Xiaomili waiting at the gate.
No matter how many years he has to wait, he will finally return home on a snowy night.
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Fuck Zou Zi, I am Cui Dongshan!
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(Note 1, Note 2 are all comments from readers in the book circle. They are very beautiful, so I copy them.)
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