"I can do it too! I can also be loyal to the emperor and patriotic!"
The spirit looks good.
Su Che thought to himself, this cow seems to have been cut many times in Dushan City, and it is quite tough.
Ti Qi, the guard, saw Suche coming and hurried forward to pay his respects.
“I’ve seen Li Xing.”
“Have you always been so energetic?”
“The great shape-changing demon that came out of Xuan Mountain must be more energetic. It’s the true color.”
Looking at this, Xuanshan is still a typical representative of famous varieties.
"Originally, a group of demons attacked the city. The brothers did not have enough manpower, so they killed all the suspects. Didn't you send this cow? It was just a few more layers of locks. Didn't do anything to him."
Su Che nodded, Tiqi's affairs were still safe.
"Find me some of our official uniforms, and I'll go in and meet him for a while."
Su Che ordered.
The guarding Ti cavalry officer nodded and soon came back holding a clean unicorn uniform.
Su Che looked at this person with a kind face, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, with a fair and round face, a few white spots on both sides of the nose but not in the way, and a mustache on his lips. Quite coquettish.
"Brother's surname?"
"Lu Bai, I have met Su Lixing."
Lu Bai sounds better than Lu Qian Serve some more.
"Thank you, Brother Lu, I will remember it."
Su Che patted Lu Bai on the shoulder, found a secluded place and put on Tiqi's unicorn uniform. Staggeringly, he entered the Jiang family's dungeon.
At first glance, the Jiang family had put a lot of effort into the dungeon, digging quite deep and paying attention to ventilation. After going down, they felt a cool breeze blowing against their faces, and the yin energy accumulated around them, which they had never seen before. Few lives.
As Su Che thought, a bowl-sized Nine Nether Burning God Yin Fire ignited in front of him, illuminating the road ahead. After taking a few steps forward, he saw the old cow wrapped in Holding seven or eight chains, he sat on the ground and kept roaring, shouting and hitting the ground hard.
"I was wronged!"
Dong-dong-dong.
"I can also be loyal to the emperor and patriotic!"
Dong dong dong dong dong.
The earth trembled and the mountains shook, and the people were deafened and enlightened.
No one who has spent several years cultivating qi can endure this annoyance.
Su Che realized that the Ti cavalry officer named Lu Bai did not kill this guy. On the one hand, it was for his own sake, and on the other hand, he must be very well-educated and must like to take care of himself. Spend practicing calligraphy.
"What are you yelling about."
Su Che frowned and looked at the old cow.
"It's you!"
The old cow's anger starts from his heart, and his evil comes from his courage.
"Someone is pretending to be Tiqi! Come and catch him."
"What are you catching? Be quiet and calm down for a moment."
Su Che looked at Lao Niu : "Don't you understand? I am Tiqi. I went to Dushan City before., I was going undercover. "
Old Niu stared at Suche with eyes as bright as copper bells.
"You are actually a spy. According to the rules of our Dushan City, you are going to have your heart cut open like this. Sacrifice to heaven! "
"Okay, I've seen your tiger. If you really follow the rules of Dushan City, I'm afraid you have to copy five hundred copies of the "Primary Vow Sutra" to eliminate misfortune. "
Su Che doesn't believe that this old cow is a fool. It is normal for a great demon who has cultivated to this level to have some nature. If he says he is stupid, he is just joking.
The most basic thing for a demon cultivator is to learn to speak. Many great demons are as eloquent as the famous monks in the west. Lao Niu has a somewhat straightforward nature, but it is absolutely false to say that he does not have the cunningness of a demon. < /p>
"Now there are two ways for you to choose. One is to be sent to serve in the army. Considering your special talents, this service should mean being used as military rations, being cut into pieces every day, and the cycle will never stop. Don't tell. If you want to reward your soldiers for a great victory in the army, hold a banquet to stimulate the morale of the soldiers after a great defeat, and eat an extra meal of meat for the hard work of training, this road does not look particularly bright. ”
“In addition, beef tendons and horns can be used to make bows, and cowhide can be used to make armor. These are important military weapons. Niu Bao can also strengthen the yang and nourish the kidneys. Even if the whole army is fasting once or twice, the peeling and cramping will probably be inevitable. "
After finishing a sentence, Lao Niu completely lost his voice and stared at a pair of bull eyes, seemingly drained of all his strength.
"This..."
"How could the imperial court let you go when you are a spiritual creature? It must be passed down from son to son, and from grandson to grandson. Even if Daliang is gone, in any other dynasty, you will definitely serve in front of the army. "
When Su Che said this, he began to sympathize with the old cow.
"The other way is to follow me. "
Old Niu's eyes shone.
"Follow you? ”
“We Tiqi have always been in need of ears and eyes, especially some demon circles that only recognize demons, so we also need some Tiqi with demon origins. "
Su Che changed the topic: "Actually, Boss Niu, you and I hit it off, and I admire you very much. If you think about it, we were relatively compatible in Dushan City back then. "
Lao Niu was a little silent for a while.
"And after joining Tiqi, there are many benefits. At least you never have to worry about being caught and killed. "
At most, he was sent to the army to "serve".
Old Niu was silent for a moment, and his eyes were already full of bloodshot eyes.
" When we were in Dushan City, Tiger also introduced some human classics for us to read and study. Not only were those classics delicious, I, Lao Niu, also remembered a few of them. ”
“If you have the way, you would rather be a piece of jade than a piece of brick.” If it is true that he is sent to the army, he will probably die..."
Lao Niu looked at Suche.
"...I am not afraid of death, nor am I afraid of being cut into pieces by a thousand cuts. I'm oldNiu also read books in the mountains. Those books were not only delicious, but also made good sense. Under the general rule, it is nothing but earth. I also understand Wang Ju's principle of leading the local troops. Mr. Zuo, I really feel loyal to Daliang and serve the country. ”
Lao Niu said generously: “Mr. Zuo, just say a word, my Lao Niu will work with our Daliang, and from now on I will be Tiqi’s Niu.” "
The management of your Dushan City is really a problem. These bad books were bought by some guy who took a lot of kickbacks.
"Think about it again. "
"No need to think about it. My loyal and patriotic heart is already thirsty and thirsty. Hurry, arrange a task for me. I can't wait any longer. I want to lurk among the enemies immediately. ”
“You should think about it again. Let’s be villains first and then gentlemen. If you dare to run away after joining Tiqi, Lao Niu, I will tell the world about you and I will cause trouble for you.” But it’s not just me. That is, the only way to become pure is to die. Even if you die, you may not be able to die, and you will have to be captured and tortured. ”
This cow is not a mortal thing.
Among the monsters in the world, there are monsters with tough bodies that are invulnerable to water and fire, some that are ever-changing, and some that can follow the heavens and the earth, but they are as meaty as the old cow. It can grow again after being cut.
It's really not that common. Otherwise, if the Taoist masters catch a few monsters, everyone can stop planting crops and happily eat minced meat together in the event of a famine.
Su Che is more concerned about how the cow does this than the cow itself.