Chapter 379 The professor fell over again

Although Ji Ma made a lot of jokes in the few short days he came to China, it also really brought a lot of joy. And as Wei Ran's father and Professor Alexei began to go door to door to drink as in previous years, Ji Ma finally played a positive role.

Although this guy keeps saying that he is not used to drinking Chinese liquor, as long as he picks up the cup, there will be no time left. The key point is that this fool's wine is quite good. If he drinks too much, he can sleep at most. He is more honest than Professor Alexei when he doesn't make a fuss.

At the same time, in the last few days of the year, Ji Ma, who had gone out to drink several times to gain experience, has already begun to try to pick up a bottle of wine and go to the neighbors to eat. Even one night the guy didn't come back, so the two old men who were afraid that the silly boy would fall into the pond finally had to use the village's big loudspeaker to shout, and then they removed him from a bachelor in the village. Jiu Mengzi's kang was found.

On New Year’s Eve, the two families and an extremely happy Ji Ma sat around a large round table filled with wine and food. Wei Ran’s grandfather, Mr. Han, raised a glass of wine and said in a strong voice. , "Come on, come on! Let's have a drink together! Also, Wei Ran, tell Xiao Ma that if he is still willing to come next year, bring his parents over. By then, Suisui's grandpa's house will be habitable. Our house has probably been renovated and is definitely suitable for living here!”

“What did grandpa say?”

Jima asked sitting next to him in Russian mixed with Chinese words. Wei Ran asked. He had learned a lot in these days of free drinking and meat. It didn't matter if he couldn't understand Chinese. As long as others looked at him when they spoke, they must be talking to him. All he had to do was It’s enough to use WeChat or ask Wei Ran or Suisui to help translate in person.

In addition, he also used these few days when his brain was awake to successfully learn words such as "grandma", "grandpa", "uncle" and "aunt". , "cousin", "cousin", and the most slippery "cousin" and "cousin".

As for what is left to do, it is nothing more than making use of the social skills that amaze Sui Sui to make a connecting question based on age and gender. Anyway, as long as the other party dares to answer, it can be done. Have a meal and a glass of wine. .

"I want you to bring your parents here next year"

Wei Ran help translate, dumbfounded. In the past few days, Ji Ma has almost become a "village pet". . Even after the late-night loudspeaker incident a few days ago, whoever left Ji Ma over for dinner would have taken the initiative to call Wei Ran's or Suisui's grandfather to report it.

"I will definitely bring them here next year!"

After Ji Ma finished speaking, he stood up respectfully, raised his cup and touched it with Mr. Han, and a series of words came out of his mouth such as "Thank you," "I'll do it as you please," and other phrases that I don't know who taught him.

"This little guy is really interesting." Mr. Zhou touched Wei Ran while speaking, and picked up the cup with a smile.Drink it all.

A table full of people finished the New Year’s Eve dinner in a lively manner, and a group of teenagers and young children from the village who also came back to celebrate the New Year also came to the door. However, these children, who are still in junior high school at most, are not here for Wei Ran or Suisui, they are all here for Ji Ma.

The reason is that this guy has too many firecrackers and fireworks, and he is willing to take them to play with them.

Invite Wei Ran and Suisui who have been reduced to supporting roles, and then recruit the neighbors and Ji Ma who have become transnational drinking friends in the past few days. This is a huge group of people. Street runners carried piles of fireworks on small carts and swarmed to the parking lot next to the pond.

Amidst the cheers and explosions, the night sky was once again lit up one by one by fireworks and dyed with various fleeting colors.

“It’s so beautiful!” Suisui, who had personally sent a large flying monkey to the sky, ran back and leaned into Wei Ran’s arms and said.

"What?" Wei Ran asked, holding Suisui in his arms.

"I said, it's so beautiful!" Suisui said against Wei Ran's ear and kissed him on the face.

Looking at the silly girl in his arms, Wei Ran gave her an even more enthusiastic response in the night, and then, as if he had a guilty conscience, he separated the moment the next firework bloomed. With a tacit understanding, they each took out a small handful of firecrackers from their pockets and lit them with a lighter. They threw them indiscriminately behind Ji Ma's buttocks, who was holding a piece of incense stick towards the second kicker.

Amidst the crackling sound of cannons, Ji Ma was startled and jumped directly on the spot, and then subconsciously performed a roll and dodge action learned from the Hongqi Forest Farm.

"Victor, you bastard!"

Realizing that he had been tricked, Ji Ma grabbed a large number of throwing cannons from his pocket and threw them at Wei Ranhe. Suisui's surroundings.

In the midst of everyone's slightly dangerous laughter and frolicking, a cart full of fireworks was consumed in less than an hour. Ji Ma, who was still full of enthusiasm, kicked the last one. It was lit and sent up into the night sky, and then amid the smoke and laughter, they said goodbye to their new friends whose names Wei Ran and Sui Sui couldn't remember and returned home.

As in previous years, the two elderly people, Wei Ran and Suisui’s parents have set up two tables of mahjong on the TV wall. While chatting about the harvest and hard work this year, they leisurely built the Great Wall. , and Wei Ran and three other people gathered around a wooden chair and started fighting happily about the landlord. Only the crooked-mouthed pug who followed was frightened by the sound of firecrackers as usual and hid in the gap under the sofa and shivered. .

"Victor, I am going to post all the videos and photos I took these days to the social platforms you registered for me."

Snatch the landlord's quarter Ma threw out two small cards and said, "After I return to Kazan, I will send those things to other platforms."

"You can send them if you want." Wei Ran Hun Bu Carefully throw out two cards and put them on the tube, pressHe didn't take Ji Ma's idea seriously at all.

"Remember to give it a good name," Suisui suggested with a smile after throwing out two cards, "How about calling it Chicken Fat Danduo?"

"This name Not bad! Please remember to change it for me later.”

Although Ji Ma still doesn’t know what the auspicious words written on the Spring Festival couplets mean, the selfie he sent won him victory. Received countless likes and comments, which made him more and more sure that he definitely has the talent to be a star.

"Bring the phone here, I will help you change it now!" Suisui, who was not too worried about the excitement, immediately put the cards in her hand on the chair and urged Ji Ma to hand the phone to her. , secretly kicked Wei Ran's heel without leaving a trace.

Getting the other party's hint, Wei Ran also put down his cards, and tacitly chatted with Ji Ma about the steps to prepare to collect the new year's money after 12 o'clock.

While Ji Ma was distracted, Suisui not only helped the other person change his name, but also enthusiastically added in the introduction: "This foreigner does not speak Chinese, please maintain the tacit understanding that you should have." "

After this brief interlude, the last day of the year was coming to an end. When the countdown on the TV reached zero, Suisui was the first to jump up, stretching out her little hands and asking for them one by one happily. Got a red envelope. At the same time, Wei Ran also felt a flash of heat coming from the tattoo on the tiger's mouth of his left hand.

"That crappy book gave you another gift this year?"

Wei Ran muttered to himself, suppressed the expectation in his heart, and motioned for Ji Ma to follow him, and put his hand on the other person's shoulder. Witnessed by fixed cameras, each of the elders received a bulging red envelope.

"Victor, Aurora, it's your turn!"

Jima held a large number of red envelopes in her hands, "Where is my blind sleeping money? Oh Oh! By the way, this is the blind money I prepared for you!"

As he spoke, Ji Ma had already taken out two bags with the words "Happy Moon" and "Hundred Years of Good Luck" printed on them. He handed over the red envelope, and at the same time he did not forget to explain, "When I came here, I had already spent all the RMB I exchanged, so I gave you rubles."

"This and that one are so immoral. The red envelope I prepared for you?"

Wei Ran and Suisui looked at each other, and then looked at the instigator, Professor Alexei, and finally put away Ji with a dry smile. He reluctantly took out one of the red envelopes he had just received and handed them to Ji Ma.

"What a loss! What a big loss!"

Suisui opened the red envelope given by Ji Ma. It only contained a 1,000 ruble denomination. Look again The red envelope Ji Ma just took from his hand contained at least a dozen big red tickets.

"It's really a big loss!"

Wei Ran glared at Professor Alexey fiercely. In his red envelope, there were only a half-new 500 ruble card and a used one. 100 rubles taped, and on top of that evenTwo steel coins worth one yuan each!

"Auntie, actually my uncle is in my studio..."

"Wei Ran!"

Professor Alexei realized that he was going to Overturning the car, he quickly took out a wallet from his pocket and hurriedly made a pale excuse, "I suddenly remembered that Mr. Alexander asked me to bring you some lucky money!"

" Really?" Suisui, who was also fooled, asked with a smile, "Why didn't Mr. Alexander bring one for me?" "Bring it for both of you!"

Professor Alexey took out all the cash in his wallet at once, picked up a piece of red paper left with Spring Festival couplets and stuffed it into Suisui's hands, "You two Share it for yourself! But..."

"But I remember Mr. Alexander said he wanted to give me a Leica camera last time," Suisui said loudly, grabbing the red envelope and putting it into her pocket.

"Is this the case?" Alexey looked at Wei Ran beside him blankly, turned his back to his wife and began to wink to signal for help.

"No?" Suisui asked, slapping the remaining red envelopes still in her hand.

"Yes...it seems to be yes" Professor Alexey nodded without tears.

"It seems that they want to give me a shotgun." Wei Ran followed up with a playful smile.

"I remembered! This is the case!" Professor Alexei gritted his teeth and acknowledged the two unwarranted gifts.

"So what did your uncle hide in the studio?" Zhou Shujin asked with a smile after seeing enough of the excitement.

"Of course it's a surprise for my aunt." Wei Ran quickly poured the other party a cup of tea, "But I remembered that my uncle asked me to keep it a secret, so I can only wait until you go back to see it yourself. ."

"Really?" Zhou Shujin looked at Professor Alexei with a smile.

"Yes...isn't it..."

Professor Alexei, who was about to cry without tears, was bleeding from his heart at this moment. A gift, and it had to be a surprise gift for his wife. He had to figure it out by himself. This couldn't be fooled by a camera or a shotgun.

"I hope it will be a surprise and not a shock." After all, Zhou Shujin saved face for the professor, did not continue to inquire further, and let him go.

"What is my dad hiding in the studio?" Suisui waited for the incident to be revealed and immediately whispered into Wei Ran's ear.

“I didn’t know, I was trying to trick him,” Wei Ran replied in a low voice while holding back his laughter, “But if he wanted to hide something, he could only hide it in the studio.”