Jia Erhu didn't need to look back, he could imagine Ding Min's expression at this moment. He must be shy and embarrassed, and he might even make a cute face.
Ding Min pulled his hand back after aligning it, but Jia Erhu said, "Don't let go, what if it slips out and wets the bed?"
Ding Min glared at the back of his head. With a glance: "Then just wet the bed, you're a stinker"
Jia Erhu suppressed his laughter and said, "Oh, I can't pee, why don't you shush me"
< p>When Ding Min heard this, she thought to herself why this bastard had more problems than Xiaogang, did he do it on purpose?She did not say anything, glanced around, and found a broom at the door outside, so she left immediately He went over and took it over, then turned around and used the bamboo pole on the broom to hit Jia Erhu's butt several times.
“Ouch, stop hitting me, I need to pee.”
Ding Min burst out laughing, but he held it back for a moment and spat, “You’re so mean.” Bones, if you don’t beat them, you won’t pee.”
Jia Erhu feels that this is the real aesthetics of violence.
Not only did he not feel insulted when Ding Min spanked him with a bamboo pole, but he felt Ding Min's flirtation, which truly and completely resolved the relationship between the two because of five consecutive shots. the estrangement created.
Jia Erhu shivered for the last time and said to Ding Min, "I'm done urinating."
Ding Min put down the broom and reached for the urinal. Jia Erhu deliberately reminded him, "Slow down." A little, if you pump it too fast it will cut me."
He believed that Ding Min understood what he meant.
Sure enough, Ding Min's face turned red again, and she really slowly pulled out the urinal, turned around and went to the bathroom.
Oddly enough, this was her first time emptying a urinal, and it was with a man, but she didn't feel sick at all.
After Ding Min came back and put the urinal under the bed, she sat silently on the chair next to her in a daze. Jia Erhu reminded her to turn on the TV or watch videos on her phone, but Ding Min turned a deaf ear.
Jia Erhu asked again, "Did my five consecutive rounds fall into a ditch or pond?"
Ding Min still didn't say anything. Jia Erhu probably made his own judgment. That's good. At least judging from the current situation, Ding Min didn't find the five consecutive rounds and refused to hand them over to him. Instead, he used them to report and expose them.
"By the way, girlfriend, have you ever asked your father and mother when you went home?"
Ding Min turned his head and looked at Jia Er without saying a word. Tiger.
Jia Erhu smiled, "I know you are unhappy. The question is, what should I call you, Officer Ding? It seems a bit too unfamiliar.
Of course, if there are outsiders Now, that’s definitely what I call you.
When we were just two people, I didn’t think it was appropriate to call you Ding Min, Xiao Min, or Xiao Ding. Let’s call you girlfriend. This will at least remind you what your ideal is in this life."
Ding Min asked calmly, "Do you think you are very wise or very mysterious?"Mo, if it weren’t for the fact that we have experienced life and death together, I would slap you so hard that you became paralyzed, would you believe it?”
“Absolutely believe it. "Jia Erhu said, "I know you are like me, a person who tells the truth. I want to know now what your parents said to you."
"Will you believe what they said? "
"If they told me directly, I might not believe it. But if I tell you, and you believe it yourself, and you tell it to me, I will definitely believe it. "
Ding Min asked, "Then why don't you believe that Gong Wenxia is your mother? My father told me this. I believed it and relayed it to you. "
"This slap in the face is too fast," Jia Erhu said with a smile, "When will this score? Before you become my girlfriend, I will analyze what you said rationally.
After you become my girlfriend, I will choose to blindly believe what you say even though I know it is wrong. "
Ding Min blurted out, "Then I asked you to surrender, why didn't you listen?"
Jia Erhu said, "If you admit that you are my girlfriend, I will surrender." "
Ding Min immediately said, "Okay, I will be your girlfriend. "
Jia Erhu smiled and said, "You are totally making excuses. How can a boyfriend lie on the bed and not move, while his girlfriend sits so far away. "
Ding Min stood up immediately, sat directly on the edge of the bed, and asked, "Do you want me to lie next to you?"
"Forget it. "Jia Erhu said, "You are definitely emotional now, and I know it's for my own good, but the question is why you asked me to surrender.
If you don't understand the circumstances of my visit to Haicheng this time, , you can go and find out first, these people are holding knives and guns against my neck, am I allowed to be slaughtered?
I was really acting in self-defense, and I did not cause any murder.
Besides, if those people weren’t guilty, why wouldn’t they dare to sue me?
Also, your brother was definitely the mastermind behind what happened this morning. I really want to surrender. , you caught the monkey, there is no way the monkey would not confess your brother.
I don’t have any problem, it was just self-defense, and what hit the monkey today was the monkey’s own two consecutive shots.
I grabbed his hand and shot him. There was no fingerprint of mine on the gun.
You can go to the hospital where he lives now to find him, analyze the bullet trajectory, and then find the gun to see if it has anything to do with me
But you If you want to think clearly, as long as the monkey is caught and sentenced for what happened today, will your brother be able to run away?
And the most terrifying thing about your brother is more serious than him. To me, the most he can do is attempted murder. But your brother paid to kill someone.
I am my girlfriend, and I really like you. With my personality, even if I don’t directly maim your brother, I will take him to court and let him sit. It came out in 10 years and 8 years. ”
Ding Min remained silent.
She knew very well that what Jia Erhu said was right. If this matter really had to be investigated today, Ding Gang's crime would be the heaviest. Jia Erhu would definitely be fine.
What about what happened before?
Ding Min will never let him surrender to the previous issues, but just not mention what happened today
Not to mention Jia Er Hu was right. Others should have wanted his life before. Even if it was not self-defense, at most it was just a fight in which he had the upper hand. It was obviously inappropriate for him to surrender.
Seeing that Ding Min remained silent, Jia Erhu reached out and held her hand holding the bed. Ding Min subconsciously retracted, and finally gave up.
When Jia Erhu saw this, he held her hand tightly and said, "Don't worry. As long as you become my girlfriend, I will never hang out in society.
Also Yes, don’t think that I am a person who has been released from prison. Once I am relieved, I will appeal.
Although I don’t care about state compensation, I must let the relevant departments clear my name. In order to defend my adoptive mother's dignity and personal integrity, what went wrong?"
Ding Min said, "If you really want to appeal, I can help you hire the best lawyer in the province."
Ding Min said. p>
"My girlfriend still feels sorry for me." Seeing Ding Min's eyes glaring, Jia Erhu immediately changed the subject and then asked, "Now you can tell me, what did your parents say to you?" "Please remember to collect it, the latest and fastest website without anti-theft, free to find books and add books, you can join the qq group 887805068