Jia Erhu's words attracted everyone's attention. Ding Min frowned, thinking that you are the only one who can do it, mind your own business
The office building has a total of five floors, and there is only six floors with a platform. , Associate Professor Li saw his face completely.
“You’re a freshman,” Associate Professor Li was actually in the mood to tease, “Looking at you, you don’t like taking notes in class.
I only told them to give them 10 seconds. But they didn’t say count to 10. They interrupted in the middle. Of course I have to make up for the lost time.”
Jia Erhu asked, “You just said that the leaders of the school don’t keep their words. As a people, Teacher, university professor, do you mean what you say?"
"Of course you mean it. Every teacher and student in the school doesn't know that I, Lao Li, spit like a nail and I will never go back on my word."
"Nana just said it for 10 seconds, and now 30 seconds have passed, so what?"
When he heard what he said, everyone present was shocked.
Everyone thought he was trying to persuade Associate Professor Li to come down, but for a long time he was urging Associate Professor Li to jump quickly
The faces of several leaders changed, and Ding Min even raised his eyebrows. Staring at Jia Erhu, she wondered if this kid didn't sleep well last night and came here to feel sleepy
Wen Ruyu turned around and scolded in a low voice, "You're crazy"
Li The associate professor was also stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer.
Jia Erhu then said, "You said you would kill people and jump off the building after 10 seconds, and you also said you would run to the other side of the building. Now another 10 seconds have passed, almost 40 seconds, that is to say What you just said doesn't count.
If you are committing suicide and jumping off a building, you are breaking trust in yourself, all the teachers and students of the school, and also the leaders of the school, the leaders of the branch and the city.
Who will listen to a person like you who doesn’t keep your word?
It can be seen from this that what you just said to your wife and two other people The accusation is completely unbelievable."
Jia Erhu heard Wen Ruyu say that he was a bully, so he deliberately started to argue with him.
Associate Professor Li blinked his eyes and said angrily, "You are changing the concept. I only said that people will jump off the building in 10 seconds, but I did not say that people will jump off the building in 10 seconds.
As long as 10 seconds have passed, whenever I kill someone and jump off a building, I have fulfilled my promise, which is equivalent to keeping my promise."
Jia Erhu said, "Then can I understand you this way? It’s okay to kill someone and jump off a building anytime after 10 seconds, then you can kill someone and jump off a building 10 years later.
If that’s the case, why do you kill someone and jump off a building now?”
Associate Professor Li was stunned.
I feel that he is completely sophistry, but I can't fight back effectively.
But he reacted immediately, "You are right. I can kill people and jump off buildings in 10 years, but I can do it now."
Jia Erhu waved his hand, "You This is not trueright. If you are a cleaning staff, or someone who drives a battery truck in front of the school to collect goods, or someone who collects rags, there is nothing wrong with it.
But you are an associate professor and your name is Computer Science, so you must express your meaning accurately.
You should say, I will give you 10 seconds. If you don’t reply, then I will kill someone and jump off the building between 10 and 11 seconds. This is accurate.
If you think you can't complete the job in one second, you can relax a little more, or you can kill someone and jump off the building in 10 to 20 seconds.
If you say that after 10 seconds, you can kill people and jump off the building at any time, it can only mean that you are not rigorous in doing things.
Whoever becomes your student will be unlucky in this life. ”
Associate Professor Li shook his head, “Why do you say that being my student will bring you bad luck?”
“Isn’t that right? You didn’t give others an accurate number, you just gave it Others have a range, just like everyone knows 112, but the question you asked makes people dare not write 2, and only dare to write between 11 and 29.
According to your theory, as long as 11 is greater than 1 and less than 3, it is correct.
The problem is that if students write this, the answer must be wrong. "
Associate Professor Li was speechless by what he said. He felt that it was too humiliating to face so many colleagues and students, so he immediately yelled, "Who do you think you are, messing around with me here." Do you think ginseng is like doing exercises?
What you said is absolutely accurate. It only exists in textbooks and cannot appear in life at all. From planes to trains, from ships to cars, what are you telling me? Totally on time."
Jia Erhu asked, "Tell me, how long will it take for me to run from here to the roof?"
Associate Professor Li thought about it, haha Smiling, "Young man, I eat more salt than you eat rice, and you actually want to trick me.
Under normal circumstances, it would take a long time to get from your current position to the door of the office building, even if you run fast. Five or six seconds, it takes almost 20 seconds to run from the 1st floor to the 6th floor platform.
If I say you can get here in 30 seconds, then you must say it only takes 29 seconds. If you don’t believe it, let’s try it.
Then you can rush directly in front of me and try to rescue this bitch, right?"
At first no one knew why Jia Erhu wanted to argue with Associate Professor Li. After hearing what Associate Professor Li said, everyone understood.
But everyone looked at Jia Erhu and felt that he was indeed a bit naive. Now that Associate Professor Li has seen through the plan, let's see what he can do. Do
Jia Erhu said with a smile, "If I were to tell you, I can be by your side in 9 seconds, would you believe it?"
Associate Professor Li sneered, "9 seconds Zhong, you won’t be able to make it in time even if you take a plane. ”
“So you don’t believe it. From now on, you can count the time. ”
After saying that, Jia Erhu suddenly separated from the crowd,Rush directly towards the office building.
He did not take the stairs. He directly dug his hands into the cracks in the bricks of the exterior wall and climbed up like a gecko.
Associate Professor Li was stunned. When he looked down, he saw a blur in front of his eyes. Jia Erhu was already standing in front of him.
The crowd of onlookers let out a cry of exclamation
Associate Professor Li was completely stunned by the appearance of Jia Erhu. His hand holding the utility knife had left Chen Jingwen's neck.
Chen Jingwen rolled her eyes and looked at the left and right sides. The left side was under the platform and the right side was the platform.
She was thinking about how to push Associate Professor Li, who was standing on the right, directly off the platform.
Jia Erhu could tell from her expression that she was a ruthless and ruthless woman.
Ordinary women would have been frightened into confusion at this time, but she was not only very calm, but also had the temperament of a shrew between her eyebrows.
Although Associate Professor Li did not have any evidence, Jia Erhu already believed that what he said was the truth.
"Associate Professor Li," Jia Erhu asked calmly, "Are you kidding everyone? The utility knife in your hand is so far away from others, how can you kill someone?"
Associate Professor Li only reacted at this time, and quickly put the utility knife against Chen Jingwen's neck again, and said to Jia Erhu in a stern voice, "Who are you? Don't come here."
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