After getting up, Jia Erhu carried Wen Ruyu into the bathroom and took a shower. Wen Ruyu looked in the mirror and saw that there were really two lines of purple teeth marks on her cheeks.
She waved a pair of small pink fists in a dumbfounded way and gently hit Jia Erhu's arms, "It's all you, it's all you. Look, do I look like a human being? It's just like..." It’s pork with the official quarantine seal on the cutting board of the vegetable market.”
“Don’t make trouble,” Jia Erhu joked, “How can you make money with pork? A pig costs hundreds of dollars.”
< p>"What?" Wen Ruyu asked with eyes wide open and crying, "In your eyes, I am not even as good as a pig."Wen Ruyu looked very cute, and at this moment she looked like Chen Lingyan , and looks like Cao Yadan, and it is very consistent with her current appearance, without any sense of disobedience.
If he had the mature, heavy, plump and sexy look of the past, and if he acts cute now, Jia Erhu doesn’t know if it will be embarrassing.
He explained, "In my memory, pork is sold side by side, and if a pig is divided into two sides, there should be a stamp on each side."
Wen Ruyu understood. What he meant was that he suddenly brought the other cheek to Jia Erhu's mouth, raised a cold eyebrow, and gritted his teeth and said, "Smelly husband, bite me again if you can."
Jia Erhu opened his mouth , and he really bit it.
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She originally wanted to say "click", but this onomatopoeia made her feel a little painful.
And she felt it was unlucky. She didn’t want Jia Erhu to become the second Jia Dalong, so she swallowed the words as soon as they came to her lips.
After Jia Erhu let go of his mouth, he closed his eyes and shook his head exaggeratedly, sighing, "Wow, it's so comfortable."
Wen Ruyu said in a crying tone, dumbfounded, "It's good or bad. , Husband, why don’t you have any sympathy for the beauty?”
Jia Erhu opened his eyes, carefully stared at the place where he had just been bitten, and suddenly said, “That’s not right.”
Wen Ruyu looked at him with confusion and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jia Erhu looked very serious and said, "I feel that the special tooth marks are not as deep as those over there." , How about I add another bite?"
As he said that, he leaned over again.
Only then did Wen Ruyu realize that she had been fooled again. She leaned over with wide eyes and threatened fiercely, "Try taking another bite."
Jia Erhu said nothing and tilted his head. With his head and mouth, he actually bit Wen Ruyu's nose.
Wen Ruyu was about to collapse, she was angry and funny.
When Jia Erhu let go of her mouth, she turned around and checked her nose in the mirror, turned around and yelled at Jia Erhu, "Why are you so annoying, are you a dog?" How come you bite when you open your mouth?"
Jia Erhu smiled and said, "Who told you toSaying you look like a pig made me really think of you as a pig's head. It’s not like you don’t know that pork head meat is very chewy and you can’t eat it without biting it. "
"You bastard husband, ignore you"
As she said that, she was about to turn away, but Jia Erhu hugged her, "I'm sorry, wife, it's me. Wrong. People say you don’t hit someone in the face, so you certainly can’t bite your wife in the face. "
"You still know?" Wen Ruyu shook her body coquettishly and asked, "Look at me like this now, can I still go out? Just tell me what to do."
Jia Erhu said thoughtfully, "The only way now is to stop biting my face, or I bite my tongue."
Wen Ruyu let out a "woo" in a fit of laughter and made a crying sound." You are the worst, worst, worst person I have ever seen in this world, you are disgusting."
As soon as she finished speaking, she put her arms around Jia Erhu's neck and gave him her tongue to bite.
Jia Erhu didn’t use much force this time. It was more like sucking than biting. Just as he was making a sizzling sound on purpose, his cell phone outside rang.
Wen Ruyu patted his butt gently, and after he let go, she said, "Go answer the phone, maybe it's Cao Yadan calling. ”
Jia Erhu walked out, picked up the phone and saw that it was really Cao Yadan calling, but it only rang once.
Jia Erhu found that there was also a call from her. The text message was from 10 minutes ago. At that time, he and Wen Ruyu were taking a shower and couldn't hear the message notification sound at all, so Cao Yadan called again to remind him.
Jia Erhu clicked on the message. Look, Cao Yadan told him that everyone in the meeting was here, including Ding Xiaotian's secretary Lan Lan. Should the meeting be held now or postponed?
Jia Erhu called back and told Cao Yadan, The meeting will be held on time in half an hour. First, there will be a shareholders' meeting. You only need to notify Dongfang Na and Lan Lan to attend. Then there will be a general manager's office meeting.
If there is a shareholders' meeting, notify Dongfang Na and Lan Lan to attend. The office opened.
After he put down the phone, he found that Wen Ruyu was dressed and put on a windbreaker. Different from usual, she also had her collar raised to cover both sides of her face.
Jia Erhu smiled and said, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, this looks like my wife, a female killer who was born out of nowhere.
Not to mention her appearance, her temperament completely overwhelms all women in the world. "
Wen Ruyu rolled her eyes at him, "Hurry up and get dressed. Doesn't that thing look good when it's dangling?"
Jia Erhu smiled slightly, "It definitely doesn't look good in the eyes of others. In your eyes, it is definitely the most beautiful scenery in the world, and"
Before he finished speaking, Wen Ruyu looked around, as if he was looking for a kitchen knife.
Jia Erhu quickly walked around her body and ran to the bedroom to put on his clothes. When he came out, he asked Wen Ruyu, "Wife, can you attend today's meeting?" Please remember to bookmark, the latest and newest websiteTo find and add books for free, you can join QQ group 887805068