China, Qingniu Mountain.
Chen Xin'an knelt in front of the master, tears streaming down her face!
"Please, Master, don't let me come down the mountain! I want to stay on the mountain to honor you for a few more years! I'm only twenty-three, and I don't want to get married yet!"
The gray-haired old man held a wine gourd in his hand. He sat on a recliner with his legs crossed and took a leisurely sip of wine.
He scolded him: "You are a man with a lot of money, how can you marry someone else?" Damn you! Master has found you a beautiful wife, so be beautiful!”
Chen Xin’an was angry, glared at the old man and cursed: “You know me too! You are a good man, and you want me to be your son-in-law?"
"I am doing it for you too!" The old man sat up, patted Chen Xin'an on the shoulder, and said seriously:
"The daughter of the Ning family is a pure yin girl who is one of a kind. She is a perfect match for a pure yang man like you! It took a lot of effort for my teacher to bring you together in this marriage. You must not..."
p>"How did I hear that you agreed to recruit a son-in-law from the Ning family after accepting twenty jars of puree wine from the Ning family?" Chen Xin'an looked at the old man sideways.
The old man looked embarrassed and cursed: "Ahem! What idiot said this?
Chen Xin'an, do you think the master sold you for twenty jars of wine? Someone?"
"Yes!" Chen Xinan nodded without hesitation.
This old man can do anything just to drink, so what’s the point of selling his apprentice!
The old man looked aggrieved: "Ahem! Boy, you have wronged my teacher! My teacher once told you a fortune, then Ning Xiruo will be your good match in this life..."
p>Chen Xin'an yelled angrily: "You are a fortune teller! I will not be a door-to-door son-in-law! You should give up on this idea!
Besides, I am a monk, How can you get married?"
The old man glanced at him: "You are a bastard monk! I, Yao Zhifeng, have been practicing Taoism for forty years, and my disciples have become monks. Are you insulting my IQ? Are you ordained?"
Chen Xin'an rolled his eyes: "If you're not a monk, why have you shaved my head since you were a kid?"
The old man snorted: "I wanted to. Can you get a big wave? How easy is it? It saves water, electricity, and light bulbs, and it makes you feel comfortable!”
“Old man, there’s no need to discuss this, right?” /p>
Chen Xin'an stood up with a desperate posture. The old man seemed determined to drive him down the mountain!
The old man nodded: "I have bought the tickets for you! You will go down the mountain today and you can reach Dongshan City in two hours. Ning Xiruo will pick you up at the station in person!
Go and register tomorrow! Don’t think about going back on your word. Let me remind you first that the Ning family may have been an insider to the incident where the cable car fell off the cliff eighteen years ago!”
I originally wanted to go back on my word and just go down the mountain! Chen Xin'an, who was running away, was stunned for a moment after hearing these words, with an expression on his face as if he was constipated, and said feebly: "Okay, thenI'm going down the mountain now! ”
The old man was overjoyed. He had finally figured this guy out, so he could accept the twenty jars of Ningjia puree wine with peace of mind!
You must know that this is specially for the state banquet. Top quality, a bottle costs more than 5,000 yuan!
The old man suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. Black Bat Health Soup, isn’t my disciple very filial?
Go to the toilet quickly and save yourself from soiling your pants! I left, and I will come back to see you again in the future! "
"Get out! Never come back again! Evil disciple! Evil disciple! "The old man shouted loudly as he ran. He worked hard for a while when he got to the toilet, and finally got relief!
This kid was able to get black bat urine from the back cliff that even goats couldn't climb, and made it into poison and mixed it with wine.
He also deceived the great medical immortal Yao Zhifeng. Whether it was martial arts or medical skills, he was already a master, and it was indeed time to go down the mountain.
After all, he was the disciple he taught! , surpassing his master, the old man's heart was filled with pride and joy.
As soon as he touched the basket with toilet paper next to him, his face turned dark. The toilet paper inside was gone and replaced with another. A handful of sawgrass!
"Chen Xin'an! "
The angry roar resounded throughout the Qingniu Mountain!
...
When Chen Xin'an was seven years old, his parents brought him to Qingniu Mountain. While playing in Niushan Mountain, an accident occurred on the cable car. He fell from a height of 100 meters and his parents died on the spot.
However, he hung on a tree because of his light body. He was rescued by his master and lived in the mountain for ten years. Six years.
I don’t know if it was the sequelae of the accident, but Chen Xin’an didn’t have many memories before he was seven years old.
So he was very unfamiliar with the city where he was born.
But the old man was right. Someone came to pick him up at the train station.
At the exit, he saw a fat young girl holding up a hand with his name written on it. The brand, is she Ning Xiruo?
The old ghost has a pretty good eye, and this big-assed woman is likely to have a child at a glance!
“Are you Chen Xin’an? "When she saw a young man walking up to her, pointing at the sign and then at herself, the fat girl's jaw almost dropped!
Isn't this guy too local?
He has a big bald head, he is wearing sportswear bought from someone’s rural market, and he is wearing a pair of white sneakers of an ancient style that you can’t find in Dongshan.
See the other person here! Looking at herself, Chen Xin'an smiled and said: "If the old man had said earlier that you look like this, I wouldn't have punished him!
But don’t be anxious. Marriage is a big deal anyway. I think we should get along for a few days first and see. What do you think, Ning Xiruo? ”
Mr. Ning has just found such a man?
There are countless people pursuing her. If you just choose one with your eyes closed, you are better than this guy, right?
Listen to what this kid says,Are you still reluctant to marry Mr. Ning? Where did you get your confidence?
The fat girl’s face turned dark and she said angrily: “I am Mr. Ning’s secretary Xiao Zhou, how could she come to a place like this! She is waiting for you in the parking lot, come with me! ”
It took me a long time! Chen Xin'an felt a little pity. I wonder if Ning Xiruo has a better figure than this girl?
He has never seen many women since he was a child, and no one taught him about men and women. The ways to understand women are really limited.
When he was young, his master said that he would find him a wife with a big butt and easy fertility. This was his evaluation standard for women.
In the parking lot of Dongshan Railway Station, the door of a red Lexus opened.
A woman in a rose-red dress walked out of it, with dark eyebrows, icy skin, and a pair of Qiu Shui's bright eyes glanced in the direction of the exit.
At this moment, it seemed that the whole world was eclipsed, and the eyes of everyone nearby were attracted by this woman in a red dress!
"That...is it Ning Xiruo? Oh my god, she is really my goddess!"
"What is your goddess? That is all the men in our Dongshan Goddess!"
"Ning Xiruo, I love you! Oh my God, she is so perfect! This is the first time I see her so close! I want to go and get her autograph! ”
But before the man walked in front of the goddess and opened his mouth, a young man wearing a designer suit walked up next to him,
and slapped him in the face. He kicked him again and cursed: "What the hell do you want to do? Get out!"
After being slapped and kicked for no reason, the man still wanted to get angry.
But as soon as he saw the young man's face, he immediately lowered his head by half, covered his face and bowed to the young man to apologize: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lin! I will disappear right now!"
This Mr. Lin, the handsome man, is here. Almost everyone in Dongshan City knows that he is pursuing Ning Xiruo!
He also has this kind of strength. He is rich at a young age and worth more than a billion. Who dares to compete with him?
"What are you doing here!" Ning Xiruo frowned,
She has no good impression of Lin Shuai, she is arrogant, rude and has a very bad character, just like an annoying fly , follow wherever you go.
Lin Shuai smiled and said: "Xi Ruo, I heard that you came to the train station to pick me up in person. Let me see what kind of person you are who can have such a big reputation!"
It's none of your business!
Just as Ning Xiruo was about to drive him away, the secretary came back and said to her, "Mr. Ning, we've got you!"
Just him?
I, Ning Xi, want to marry such a country bumpkin?
Ning Xiruo looked at Chen Xin'an with an expression as if she had seen a puddle of cow dung, and felt an indescribable reaction.
But before she could speak, the puddle of cow dung screamed with disgust:
"Are you Ning Xiruo? Do I want to marry you? You want breasts but no breasts , If you want butt, I won’t do it, I won’t do it!I want to break off the engagement! ”