I bought some equipment and put it in the gym when I got home.
Lei Ming stood in front of a large washbasin that he got from somewhere, facing half of the basin of muddy water. His hands were covered with mud, and his whole body looked like he had just come back from fishing in the river. .
Meng Fei closed his eyes and put his hands behind his back, displaying the style of a master.
Lei Ming walked forward with his feet staggered, and made a half circle around the wooden pier where the washbasin was placed. Then he suddenly waved his hands and inserted his hands into the washbasin twice!
"Alas!" Meng Fei did not close his eyes, but just sighed, shook his head and said: "It's still slow! My eyesight is not up to it, and my fingers are weak! You must be fast and accurate! Move quickly, stop. Faster!"
"Pah!" He was slapped on the forehead, his eyes widened immediately, and he cursed: "How dare you..."
When he saw that the person standing in front of him was Chen Xin'an, his face immediately changed. A chrysanthemum appeared on his wrinkled face, and he said to Chen Xin'an:
"The young master is back! I Who can come to me quietly? It’s not surprising if it’s the young master!”
Chen Xin’an glared at him angrily and said, “Don’t talk nonsense here! What are you doing! Didn't I ask you to give him the footwork for stealing the door?"
"This is the footwork!" Meng Fei explained with a serious look.
Chen Xin'an's nose was so angry that she scolded him: "Do you think I'm an idiot? Does your family walk with two fingers?"
Meng Fei blushed, not daring to look into Chen Xin'an's eyes, and muttered: "Well, it's just incidental.
When practicing footwork, you can't just leave your hands idle and give them to him casually. I found something to do..."
Seeing his guilty look, Chen Xin'an felt something was wrong, and said to Lei Ming with a straight face: "What did you practice just now? Do it with me again!"
"No problem!" Lei Ming put his hands on his chest and exhaled, as if he was exerting all his strength.
Then he circled the wooden frame twice, suddenly inserted his hands into the basin quickly, and then pulled them out immediately!
What kind of strange move is this?
Chen Xin'an looked confused.
What kind of trouble is this? What are you practicing?
Suddenly, Lei Ming inserted his hands into the mud and caught a loach between the fingers of his right hand. He shouted excitedly: "Success! Look, Lao Meng, I caught it!"
With such a yelp, the loach struggled again. It was already slippery, but it suddenly let go, fell back into the basin, got into the muddy water, and disappeared!
Lei Ming, as if he had accomplished something great, excitedly raised his right hand and said to Chen Xin'an:
"I've been arresting here all day, and finally let me be arrested." It’s time! It’s easy for me!”
If you don’t know what you are doing by walking close to the loach with both hands, Chen Xin’an might as well give himself a wooden head!
"You bastard!" ChenXin'an clenched her fists and rushed towards Meng Fei!
Meng Fei turned around and ran away, saying: "Young master, I really teach you footwork!
But looking at his fine bones, he can't practice footwork alone. The fingering is just a waste!
I just practiced it for a while, why don’t I let him practice it again?
Oh, please be gentle, my injury is not healed yet! /p>
You don’t want to slap people in the face, young master!
I am already so old and disfigured, I really don’t have the face to see people..."
Five minutes later , Chen Xin'an came back still angry, followed by Meng Fei with a bruised nose and swollen face, who was frightened by the thunder.
"You want to practice fingering, right? OK, I'll let you practice until you're done! Three hundred two-finger Zen push-ups, let's start!" Chen Xin'an shouted to Lei Ming with a dark face.
When Lei Ming heard this, he knelt down and cried, "Master, no! If I finish three hundred of these, I will become a six-fingered man!"
Meng Fei After being beaten, he was still eager to learn. He looked at Lei Ming and asked, "How do you get an extra finger after practicing?"
"What a lot of farts!" Lei Ming scolded angrily. Said: "There are only three fingers left in one hand, which together make up six fingers!"
Meng Fei was also speechless.
Chen Xin'an didn't care so much, and forced Lei Ming to complete three hundred two-finger push-ups, and vowed never to practice that bullshit two-finger Zen with loach again, so Chen Xin'an let him go.
As expected, we still need to be on guard at all times!
There is a thief in the family. If you don’t pay attention, your home can turn into a den of thieves in minutes!
Ning Xiruo and Guan Qing also came back from get off work.
While sitting at the dinner table, the family atmosphere was very strange.
Meng Fei had a bruised nose and swollen face, and looked very embarrassed, but he was in good spirits and was very attentive to Chen Xin'an.
Xiao Jiu glared at Chen Xin'an angrily, as if her eyes were like knives, Chen Xin'an would have been scraped to the bone by her.
Lei Ming was the most pitiful, holding a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, like playing a drum, tapping for a long time. The bowl was clearly at his mouth, but he couldn't give it away. Go to your mouth!
Ning Xiruo's phone rang, she stood up and walked aside, whispering:
"Xiao Zhou, how are you?
What, again Didn’t buy it?
Don’t have it at the scalper?
No matter how much it costs!
Have you finished it? >Forget it, go back first, I'll think of a solution!"
After hanging up the phone, Guan Qing said to Ning Xiruo with a smile: "Xiao Zhou didn't buy a ticket?"< /p>
Ning Xiruo nodded and said, "I don't know who it is, but all the tickets were taken out as soon as they were released, and not a single one was left! It's so annoying!"
Konoha Zhen and Xiaojiu both wailed!
“Xi Ruo, wouldn’t we miss Lin Keer’s concert? Alas, we even went thereIf it doesn’t work, what’s the point of living! "
"Sister Xiruo, is there no other way? Wouldn't it be okay to spend more money? "
Ning Xiruo smiled bitterly and said: "It's not a question of whether to spend money or not, it's simply not a matter of getting tickets! Even scalpers don’t have votes, so there’s nothing I can do!
Chi Rui smiled helplessly and said: "If you can go, go. If you can't go, just watch TV at home. It's the same. Don't take it too seriously!" "
Chen Xin'an also curled her lips and said: "That's right! Isn’t it just a place to listen to songs? Where can I listen differently? "
"What do you know! Konoha snorted and cursed: "Can it be the same on TV as in person?" That kind of atmosphere and that kind of feeling are not on the same level!
Xiaojiu looked desperate and said to Ning Xiruo and Konoha: "How about I go around and see who has the tickets, and then...just leave it to me anyway!" "
"You can pull it down! Chen Xin'an was so angry that she glared at her and cursed: "I didn't care before. From now on, as long as you live here, don't do those immoral things!" "
Guan Qing also nodded and said: "Yes, Xiaojiu, don't do those things in the future, that's not good!
Xiao Jiu frowned, glanced at Chen Xin'an, and said angrily: "This won't work, and that won't work either. I got the ticket based on my own ability, why can't it be done?" "
"What do you call your ability? That's called stealing! "Chen Xin'an scolded with a look of disgust.
Xiao Jiu was angry. She was already angry at Chen Xin'an for beating her master, but now she added fuel to the fire and cursed at him: < /p>
“What’s wrong with stealing? I am the person who steals doors. Stealing is my skill and my means of survival! You are so capable, then go and get some tickets for Lin Keer's concert for us!
Do you have that ability? I have been telling people all day that this is not good and that is not good, so why don't you show us how to do it? "
Chen Xin'an curled her lips and said, "Don't you just want tickets for the concert? What's so difficult? Get it in minutes! ”
“Who doesn’t know how to brag? Xiaojiu said with a look of disgust: "You can't even buy scalpers, how can you buy one?" Who do you think you are? "
Chen Xin'an smiled and said with a grin: "I am Red Bull! What a scalper! ”