"Lord Thunder King, a few of us are here from out of town, and we have no intention of disturbing you!"
"But I am trapped in this place and I really can't find a way out!"
"Can you please help us and show us the way?"
"Of course, we also know that it is really impolite to ask for help with nothing!"
"I still have a few compressed biscuits in my backpack, but I feel like... you can't eat these things!"
"How about this, wait until we get out safely, and then put the things away I'll make it up for you!"
"I'll make sure it's all your favorites, okay?"
Wu said in shock, making the four-character brothers laugh. stand up.
"No, Brother Jing, you've already asked for help, and you're still so picky!"
"You're not even willing to part with a compressed biscuit?" the four-character brother joked.
Wu Jing's closed eyes did not open, and he said angrily "Go!" in the direction of his four-character brother.
"I'm worshiping God, you Don't make trouble!"
"I'm not stinging, this is a lack of supplies. If I can't go out for a few days, why don't I prepare more food?"
"Is it possible? I'm counting on you to give it to me!"
After saying this, Wu Jing turned his head again and continued to worship the God of Thunder.
"Lord Lei Wang, don't mind, my brother is not very smart and is not sensible!"
"But there are some good ones in our team!"
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"Not only is he good in brains, he is also good in skills, even Nana!"
"As long as you let us out, we might be able to find a way to invite you out too. Isn’t it? ”
“Otherwise, it would be so boring to play mahjong in this shabby place, and people wouldn’t want to come here!”
Wu Jingyue said. More and more outrageous.
Su Mu also did not expect that he would become Wu Jing's bargaining chip when he worshiped the gods.
But he didn't care about this.
At this moment, he had also walked to the iron figurines and inspected them.
He decided to let nature take its course.
Just leave it to Wu Jing and the others.
Considering how unreliable Wu Jing is, Su Mu has confidence in him and can fulfill his expectations.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was also extremely amused by Wu Jing's remarks.
"Hahaha, Brother Jing, you are so funny no matter how you worship God!"
"Brother Jing, as expected of you, this part made me laugh out loud. ! ”
“Me too, I’m not scared at all now. I feel a little scared when I look at the statue of the God of Thunder.So cute! ”
“Thunder King God—I have been a god for so many years, and I have never been so speechless!” ”
“Thunder King God: Please God, who is this person? Kick him out and don’t come back again!” "
"Upstairs, I see that you love them. If you kick them out, wouldn't your wish come true? "
"No matter what, I think Brother Jing is still sincere. Lord Thunder King, why don't you fulfill his wish? "
"Hahaha, I can't even get together to play mahjong. Brother Jing, what are you thinking in your head? "
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In the studio, Teacher He and the others were speechless at this moment.
"Brother Jing really overturned my previous impression of him. Impression, I didn’t expect him to be so funny! "Teacher He said.
"I have to say, if Brother Jing's prayer to God really works this time, maybe everyone will follow this template in the future! "Bingbing predicted boldly.
"No, I simply can't imagine this scene! "Li Lianhe said.
Mr. Bei spread his hands.
"What's not allowed? I think it’s very good! "
"Usually the gods tend to make the same old rhetoric. If you say something new, you might get noticed! "
Teacher He was so amused that he couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahaha, Master Bei is right, then I will try it like this next time! ”
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In the cave, Wu Jing finally completed his work. Read.
At this moment, I put the three sticks of incense into the incense burner.
I was still thinking about whether this Thunder King God could show up.
Just as he was thinking about it, someone at his feet stumbled over a protruding stone on the ground.
He staggered forward. He fell forward.
Subconsciously, he waved his hands randomly in the air, trying to find a point to focus on to prevent himself from falling. >
The table closest to him was naturally the table with the Buddha statue.
In desperation, Wu Jing grabbed the edge of the table and barely controlled his body. .
However, when he waved his hand, he directly hit the incense burner on the table and smashed it to the ground. A few paragraphs.
The original incense ashes in the incense burner were also scattered on the floor.
When the four-character brothers saw Wu Jing's condition, they all rushed over. .
In the end, I still didn’t make the trip and couldn’t save this.incense burner.
Wu Jing, who stood firm, only came back to his senses now.
Before he could be thankful that he had not fallen, he saw...
The incense ashes scattered on the floor and the incense burner fell on the ground.
"What, what's going on!"
"Lord Thunder King God, don't you want to fulfill my wish?"
On the side, The four-character brother tried his best to speak in a more relaxed tone.
"Okay, Brother Jing, it seems that Lord Thunder God doesn't accept IOUs!"
"I'm telling you, don't be so picky, even if you give me a piece of compressed biscuit ”
Wu Jing was about to cry.
"I didn't expect that Lord Thunder King could be so stingy!"
"The compressed biscuits are not a good thing, how can they be delicious!"
"When I go back, I will definitely keep my promise and thank you with delicious food and drinks!"
Looking at Wu Jing's annoyed look, the four-character brother It was rare that I didn't quarrel with him.
But comforted.
"The main thing is, Lord Thunder King God may have never eaten compressed biscuits before, so he doesn't know what they taste like, so he is curious!"
"After all, I think it was absolutely the same in the past. No one will use compressed biscuits when offering sacrifices!"
The four-character brother is a word that wakes up the dreamer.
Wu Jing suddenly understood and slapped his forehead.
"Yes, yes! Why didn't you tell me this earlier!"
"What a delay!"
The four-character brother's heart I thought, I already told you that you can listen!
And just as he was thinking about it, Wu Jing was already squatting in front of the incense burner, collecting the ashes.
While cleaning up, he was still mumbling.
"Lord Thunder King God, I understand what you mean!"
"Just now, it was my fault!"
"In this case, you will Give me a chance, I will give up my compressed biscuits!”
“I admit that I will be hungry for the next few days, so I will donate this compressed biscuit to you!”
< p> "Look, I'm sincere enough!"Faced with Wu Jing's casual thoughts, the four-character brother looked helpless.
I feel like Brother Jing is crazy!