Xiao Zhi's momentum weakened instantly.
In fact, looking at all his adventures, the only one who can be so merciless with him is Xiaoxia, who has a somewhat unruly and willful personality and is known as the most beautiful girl in the universe.
"Damn it, you dare to look down on me." In response, Xiaozhi was naturally dissatisfied and said loudly, "Okay, then I will let you see tomorrow, how I can get it with my own strength. "Crimson badge"
"Really?" Seeing Xiaozhi taking the bait so easily, Xiaoxia chuckled and said, "Since you are so confident, let's wait and see"
Late at night, Xia You returned to the room, but couldn't fall asleep despite tossing and turning.
On the other two beds, Xiaozhi and Xiaogang slept soundly, snoring one after another, deafeningly, like a hacksaw cutting wood in Xia You's ears
< p>He tossed and turned, thinking about it over and over again, took out his mobile phone, logged into the communication software, and clicked on the message that he had never called.Pink Meng Xia You, is it going well?
The slightly changed name and calm tone, although it was such a short sentence, made Xia You get along with her for a few seconds. He has been familiar with her temperament for several months, and naturally knows that she is obviously not relieved about that matter.
Looking at her avatar, Xia You seemed to be able to recall the pitiful appearance of this seemingly strong girl crying like a pear blossom with rain when she refused.
Every time he thought of it, it seemed like a cold knife was stabbing deeply into his heart.
Xia You sighed slightly and moved her fingers slightly.
It’s okay if it’s all just bubbles. Not only has it conquered a few Pokémon, Lalulas has also evolved into Kirulian.
Perhaps feeling that his tone was too harsh, Xia You continued typing.
It’s all just bubbles. I’m sorry that I haven’t contacted you for so long. How are you lately?
After sending the message with confidence, Xia You looked at the dialog box and was lost in thought.
Their two avatars are actually taken from the same photo, but unlike the girl, the subject of Xia You's avatar is himself. In front of the camera, his handsome face shows a hint of lightness. He smiled, and beside him, there was a pair of white and tender arms that hugged him tightly.
Originally, she thought it was so late and the other party had already rested. Xia You was about to turn off her phone. Unexpectedly, only a few seconds later, the girl had already replied to the message.
After adjusting her lying position, Xia You clicked on the message.
The pink dream is still the same as before. My mother still makes me practice with the one-horned rhinoceros every day, crying jg, it’s really hard.
Although he said nothing, Xia You seemed to be able to feel the girl's excitement from between the lines.
But for a while, he didn’t know how to reply to her, so he could only change the subject and talk to the girl about some daily things. Until more than ten minutes later, he felt sleepy. Then he took the initiative to end the conversation.
Three poles were exposed to the sun that day, Xia You and the others came out of the Pokémon Center and finally got a true appreciation of this bustling town famous for its hot springs.
Tourists from the mainland are everywhere, and there are people waiting in front of almost every store on the street.
Most of the products sold are traditional yukata, hot spring eggs and other hot spring-related items.
Following the navigation on their mobile phones, they passed through Honglian Town and reached the street where the gymnasium was located at the foot of the volcano. Only when they got closer did they realize that the place where the gymnasium was supposed to be had turned into a Chu Hot Spring Hotel
"Hey" Xiaoxia asked strangely, "Did the Taoist temple move to the Hot Spring Hotel?"
Hearing the voice, a man in red clothes with long hair under his nose An old man with a beard, wearing sunglasses and dressed like a Beatle walked out of the hotel and came to them.
Seeing Xia You and the others, the old man asked directly, "My head is cold, my body is warm, what is this?" without waiting for them to speak.
"Ah, is this a riddle?" Zhi was stunned for a moment, and then said very cooperatively, "The answer should be someone who sticks his head into the ice and snow, wraps his body in an electric blanket, and takes a nap."
The strange brain circuit made the old man frown. Wrinkled, he said dissatisfiedly, "Hey, what's your answer? Don't answer it randomly if you don't understand it."
Xiaoxia looked away from behind the old man and said confidently, "I think you are talking about the open-air hot spring." ."
Seeing that someone figured out the answer to the riddle, the old man nodded happily.
"Yes, yes, she is really a smart little girl. Then please listen to the next riddle. Among cakes, eggs and rice, what do puppies like to eat most?"
< p>Xiaogang thought for a moment and felt that since it was a riddle, the answer couldn't be that simple, so he asked tentatively, "Is it rice?""No" Xiaoxia shook her head, "I guess it is "Cake"
"Please." Xiaozhi spread his hands, "You are the only one who likes cakes, Xiaoxia. Too sweet things can easily make you fat. How can a puppy be like you?"
Ignoring Xiaozhi who was beaten violently, Xia You had already guessed the identity of the old man. He smiled and said, "I think the answer should be eggs."
"Oh "The old man looked at him and asked with a smile, "Why do you say that?"
"Because people often say that you have to pick your own bones."
"Hahahaha, that's right." "The old man laughed and said with some satisfaction, "Anyway, my riddles are very interesting, right?"
Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia and Xiaogang all sighed helplessly. To be honest, they I really didn't understand the humor in it.
Only Xia You suddenly became interested, "It's rude to come and go without reciprocating. In that case, why not let me tell you a riddle."
"This is strange." The old man His eyes lit up, "I have never been the only one to take exams for others, and no one has ever taken the exam for me. Just come over here."
Clearing her throat, Xia You asked, "Excuse me, are there twoPeople fall into the trap at the same time. The dead are called dead and the living are called what?
"What are they called?"
Although the old man and Xiaoxia all guessed many answers, But in the end, they were all rejected by Xia You.
In the end, Xiaoxia shook her head and asked curiously, "What is the answer to the mystery?"
"Of course I called for help," she said. After that, Xia You started laughing to himself. He just smiled and saw that the four of them were speechless.
"Eh" he stopped in disbelief. Said, "Don't you understand the funny point in it?"
The funny point
Xiao Zhi, Xiao Xia and Xiao Gang looked puzzled, not understanding that this was related to the riddle the old man had just told. What's the difference?
Is it really that funny?
The old man also said, "Boy, I thought my riddles were boring enough, but I didn't expect your jokes to be even better than my riddles." Even more boring. "
"No boredom"
Xia You simply suffered a critical hit of 10,000 points. He was unwilling to accept it and said, "Okay, then I will make another one. Listen, may I ask, what's the matter?" They knew the thing was fake, but people were still willing to spend money to buy it."
Before anyone could guess the answer, Xia You pointed at the old man's hair and laughed loudly, "Of course it's a wig, hahaha. "
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"Alas" the old man sighed, walked closer and took a photo Patting Xia You on the shoulder.
"Young man, I admire your cold humor very much. On the road of riddles, from now on, I am willing to regard you as my biggest competitor."
"Ah" Xia You was stunned, then slapped his hand away and said angrily, "Fuck Meow's biggest competitor, when did I ever say that I would compete with you on cold humor?" Please Keep in mind to collect, the latest and fastest website can be read for free without anti-theft