Chapter 418: When a boy grows into a man, he only needs to enter the bathing center once
Chen Yue was stunned for a moment and quickly looked around carefully.
A bunch of crimson objects were waving with people's arms, which were very obvious in the fog.
In fact, when friends from the south are carrying large and small bags to go to the bathhouse, friends from the north only need to wait and see to hit the nail on the head
What about the bath towel?
Bath towels are the second biggest blind spot for southerners in bathing centers.
The first time he saw a bath towel, Chen Yue thought it was a low-end version of a microwave oven glove.
After learning that the function of a bath towel is to rub mud, the first reaction of southerners is, how can I possibly make mud out of my bath once a day?
However, these people Southerners still can't escape the most down-to-earth philosophical law of the 21st century: the law of true fragrance.
Rubbing left, rubbing right, after 360 degrees of rubbing, even with the fingers, facing the mountains of dirt on the bathing table, the southerners finally admitted that all the previous baths were white. Washed.
After all, southerners don’t bathe, only take a shower.
What is meant by taking a shower is that you stand under the shower head, turn on the shower head, shower for a few minutes, apply shower gel, shower for a few more minutes, and then you're done.
Since then, the psychological activities of southerners when taking a bath in northern bathhouses can be summarized as
70 Is that person looking at me 20 I want to finish washing quickly 5 Bath towel question 5. The shower head cannot be removed.
For southerners who fall in love with bathing, bath towels usually become a souvenir when they go home during the holidays, spreading the magic of bath towels to the world.
Of course, southern mothers who have never seen a bath towel will still regard it as a microwave mitt.
For southerners, bath towels are just a bathing utensil, but for northern friends, bath towels are still a familiar artifact.
After all, whether there is someone to help you take a bath is the key to testing your connections in northern bathhouses.
When southerners can finally stop caring about other people’s eyes and start concentrating on taking a shower, the seniors next to them will start chatting with each other
Where are they from? How many dormitories are there? What majors are they studying? It’s the south. What specialties are there? Does my junior need help?
The northern senior’s self-confidence is always so down-to-earth, natural and comfortable.
When you are finally able to accept chatting and taking a shower at the same time, the senior will always say something just right
Senior, would you like to rub your back? I don’t think you can do it. arrive.
The advice from the northern seniors is always timely and insightful.
Having been in bathhouses, he already knew that as long as the students from the south got through rubbing each other's backs, he would have nothing to fear from the bathhouses in the north.
From then on, the southerners were able to take off their clothes and take a bath freely in the bathhouse. They could also listen to other people's gossip. As time went by, they would also People who are familiar with it join in and talk about it.Part of the social fear problem has been solved in this way.
After all, from the initial jealousy and shame to the final calmness, this kind of sublimation of the mentality is very growth-promoting.
When this group of southerners returned to their hometown to reunite with their high school classmates during the winter vacation of their freshman year, they looked at those classmates who stayed in the south to study, and they looked more like younger brothers.
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One bathing center is enough.
You can even see a kind of confidence in the eyes of these holiday migratory birds.
The bathhouses in northern schools emphasize self-reliance.
However, the big bathhouses in society provide one-stop services for taking off, washing, soaking, steaming, rubbing, pressing, blowing, eating and playing.
Among them, the bath master is recognized as the number one trump card in the big bathhouse.
In a bathing center where the price is several times higher, the bath master is naturally the king of kings.
In the eyes of friends from the north, life is not perfect if it has not been rubbed with mud by a bath master.
But the southerners who have just recovered from the "wine pool and meat forest" have only two worries in their hearts
One is like Qing Yun.
It’s not that he didn’t take a bath in his previous life, but in this life, as a delicate pig boy who was trained by two girlfriends, he thinks that I am so clean and the master who takes a bath cannot rub out the mud. Isn’t it a waste of time?
The second thing is that like Bai Le, at this moment, he even felt that what he had just done under the faucet in the bathroom was childish.
He is extremely social now and has made so much mud. Will he be laughed at by the uncle?
I am always worried when facing Xiao Qing, looking at his first move that did not come out. Ni's back muscles, and the king of kings who was serving him had a ferocious look on his face. There is no mud in the world that I can't rub out.
Qing Yun suddenly felt something bad.
He was lying on the chopping board, like a fish that had just been boiled, and the master who was taking a bath at this moment was like a knife.
I saw the uncle waving his hand, pouring some hot water on his body, and then showing off the workplace artifact
The uncle started from the neck, rubbed his arms, fingers, and chest. Rub the abdomen all the way down
The uncle’s first rub often brings unparalleled strength.
"It doesn't hurt, do I have heavy hands?"
Qing Yun knew very well that the uncle's words were just to follow the work process, just like Teacher Tony asking you to shorten your words. I'm just being polite to you and don't care about your reply at all.
Once you can't hold it back and howl like a pig, "It hurts, uncle, please be gentle", you will only get the master's contempt and concern
"You are so small. I didn’t even try to rub it.”
“It’s not heavy enough to get rid of the mud. Look at the mud on your body, it’s all falling down.”
But. If you don’t change your expression and say, “Haha, I guess you haven’t eaten yet”
You will ignite the uncle’s fighting spirit and use all kinds of tactics.Real technology allows you to see the world. There is really no mud in the world that he can't grind out.
At this time, your voice will be higher than you imagined.
So, don’t be brave, southern friends.
At this time, Qin Xiangyu, who was rubbing the mud next to him, shouted out loudly with great enjoyment
As for the second worry, southern friends have no need.
For the master bather, the northerners who have been taking baths for most of their lives can no longer satisfy them.
Only by washing away all the charisma from the unwashed southerners, and rubbing out more old skin, will they be able to reach the pinnacle of their work achievements.
Don’t worry about anything, just remember the secrets of mud rubbing with the masters
A pat on your back will tell you to turn over; a tap on your feet will tell you. You know you need to change your legs; as soon as you rub your collarbone, you know you need to stretch your neck.
Bathing with hot water is just a hair rub. Friends in the north have a favorite upgraded version of the experience of breast rub, also called milking.
However, this enjoyment is generally only enjoyed by women.
After rubbing the mud, pour a bowl of fresh milk evenly on your body, and then massage it, which will surely make every inch of your body full of milk.
In the large bathhouses in the Northeast, the aunts will carry pure milk into the bathhouse, which is all prepared for their skin.
What is richer than milk massage is that when you go to the bathhouse, you not only massage milk, but also add salt, sulfur, and honey. The whole set is very delicious.
If you don’t like milk massage, you can also use wine massage, vinegar massage, aloe vera massage, or even more generously, cucumber bath, banana bath, fresh fruit bath
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