Chapter 513: Self-introduction of a full-level college student
This bad does not mean that the character is bad, but that this man does not follow the rules, does not play according to the routine, does not abide by the rules, and does whatever he wants. I don't want to do things like many good men do, express my sincerity and give gifts.
Especially among the popular idol dramas in the past two years, Meteor Garden is the best example. The good man Hua Zelei cannot die a good death, and the bad man Daomingsi returns home with a beautiful woman in his arms.
When a woman is with such a bad man, she will have very strong emotional fluctuations, but when she is with a good man, her emotions will always be in a straight line.
A straight line means that there is no heartbeat, so how can we talk about heartbeat.
The behavior of good men is always predictable, while the behavior of bad men is unpredictable.
So most of the problems that good men encounter in relationships are because they do not really attract this woman, but rely on time, feelings, and paying this sunk cost to get this woman used to it. I've lost your existence, that's all.
There are feelings, but no impulses or desires.
Different from the lively kids in the last row of high school, the last row of college is usually full of social fears, and they all look at each other and coy.
Qing Yun smiled and simply wrote a formula on the blackboard to say hello, name, hometown specialties, hobbies, thank you.
Putting down the chalk, he knocked on the blackboard and said, "Let's make some quick calculations and use formulas. That's enough."
"Hello everyone, my name is He Bo, from Qianyue Province. "Daodu City, our specialty is"
He Bo, the first boy to step onto the stage, got stuck when he said this, with an awkward look on his face, leaving Emperor Yun a little confused. He praised her and said, "What is our specialty?"
He Bo was about to cry, "I don't know what our specialty is? Does it count as Tianshi? Our most famous one is Longhushan Tianshi." ”
Specialty Celestial Masters
Well, being rich in Celestial Masters also means being rich in zombies.
Yun Emperor's face suddenly looked like he was constipated.
He felt that He Bo was messing with him
What the hell, the first self-introduction was so shocking.
The classroom was filled with laughter.
Su Caiwei, who was at the door, suddenly felt a little cold in her vest.
Although she is a science girl, she is most afraid of this kind of thing.
Although the teaching building is brightly lit at night, it is completely dark outside the balcony.
She felt a little scared and quickly slipped back to the classroom, pretending to be calm and letting He Bo continue.
Yun Di, who sat back in his seat, poked Confucius, who was still immersed in Fudan's enlightenment next to him, and lowered his voice, "Don't you see, this is a master."
Although Confucius was aside I was thinking about my own realization, but I didn’t miss the self-introduction on the stage.
He just thought it was funny, "It's normal not to know the specialties of your hometown. I don't know eitherWhat specialties do we have there? ”
They are all top academics who have studied hard for twelve years. They spend most of their time on their studies and don’t realize that this is normal.
However, after his mentality changed, he suddenly discovered that , In fact, Qing Yun is not that strong.
It’s not like he has two eyes, one nose and one mouth, but Qing Yun’s luck is too strong, so Zhuzi became famous, so he could be replaced.
Yun Emperor, who was still unaware of Confucius' sudden burst of self-confidence, just smiled when he heard this.
He Bo on the stage said innocently amid the laughter of everyone. , "The specialties we have there are really heavenly masters. If the female classmates in the class go to Longhu Mountain for a trip, if they are afraid, you can call me. I live at the foot of the mountain and know a little about seal seals."
Longhu Mountain is my country’s eighth world natural heritage. It is a typical Danxia landform and the birthplace of Taoism in my country. It is worth a visit.
By the way, Youdao Tianshi’s roasted local chicken with chestnuts is quite good. I know there is a restaurant on the mountain that is particularly delicious. I can take you there. ”
Confucius’s face was turning blue and red at the moment.
Okay
He is not a good person
I will do whatever it takes to get a priority in mating.
"Lu Yulin, from Ludong Xiandu, I don't have any hobbies, I just like to study. For four years in college, I will focus on studying. Make my girlfriend happy, my girlfriend happy, and the whole family happy."
The whole class burst into laughter.
He is worthy of being the king of volume from Ludong.
Laughter
Lu Yulin’s ability to sit here directly limits his future development. What’s more important is that compared to a bunch of small potatoes in the class, his figure is small. He is tall and tall, and looks very talented.
It’s a pity that he already has a good reputation.
He is truly the best. A group of marriageable men would never live in college.
At the latest, they were booked during the summer vacation of the college entrance examination.
However, at this moment, Lu Yulin was talking. Turning around, he said with a smile, "I wonder if my future girlfriend is satisfied with my attitude?"
The whole class burst into laughter, and many boys booed. < /p>
Confucius is so numb
Okay
What a bunch of scheming boys
Yun Emperor is also a little bit. I can't stop laughing.
It seems that this class is quite interesting.
It's fun to introduce yourself, but it is frivolous, and it actually makes you stand out from the class committee competition behind you.
p>
Of course, he also understood that unlike ten years later, at the beginning of the century, there were very few people in the 985 and 211 universities who were willing to serve as class committee members, even in schools like the Qingbei Restoration.
A boy wearing shorts and flip-flops with leg hair exposed walked up to the podium and said, "Yu YuYongchao, from southern Guangdong"
Emperor Yun wanted to frown when he heard this.
It was not the attire of the sweeping monk who made him uncomfortable, but the accent
Hearing this made people want to straighten his tongue out.
However, there was nothing he could do. The universities were so far apart that even his roommate Guo Kena’s Central Plains Mandarin made people listen. It's all in the clouds, not to mention Nanyue, a foreign language of the southern language family.
The popularization of Mandarin is very necessary.
Yu Yongchao is not playing tricks, he is a standard social terror. , stammering with the template, he struggled to introduce himself amidst waves of well-meaning encouragement and applause.
There are hundreds of people of all kinds, but they can be roughly divided into three types: social fear, social bull, and ordinary. Class.
Looking at the self-introductions of the classmates in front of him, Qing Yun, who has seen a lot of later generations, actually enjoys the atmosphere of the beginning of the century.
After all, the children of later generations are so direct. The middle-aged monk Zhang Er couldn't figure out what to say about "i" and "e".
Why should there be a t after tj, which would be the best match for him? He is still a student. Under the guidance of the teacher, he took this test specifically.
The result was enfj.
At that time, when he was intoxicated by the introduction of this instructive educator, the student said this. The evaluation of the most scumbag among the 16 personalities made him depressed.
It can only make him depressed.
Otherwise, how can he be so accurate in reading people?
< p>It's still the beginning of the century.We are all astrologists and have a common language.
A tall man with a confident look on his face. The confident girl walked up to the podium, "Yan Ziyu, my father is a diplomat. Under his influence, I have loved the works of the French postmodernist poet and philosopher Baudelaire since I was a child."
Confucius sighed in his heart He took a breath, who can tell him who this Baudelaire is?
He found that it seems that bad men are not so easy to do.
For example, chasing this girl, He knows the methodology, but he can't do it.
This girl named Yan Ziyu has actually provided the conditions for adaptation.
But he still has to deal with this poet. Read the philosopher's book
Confucius took out a mirror and shook it in his palm. Obviously, not many in this class knew anything about Baudelaire
"Zhao Dong, I come from Changshan Zhending. Yes, I am the Changshan Zhending Zhao Zilong you know. I have one more power than my grandpa's grandpa's grandpa to the nth power, so I have more muscles than him. Be more developed. "
Zhao Dong rolled up his sleeves and showed off his biceps.
Yun Emperor nodded, looking a little more developed than his muscles.
p>
However, this is gym protein powder muscle, which is actually useless. Compared with the strength gained through natural exercise, it is completely different
Gym exercise.The muscular man who came here can't even run 10 kilometers at 5 minutes, and he has poor endurance.
However, how do the girls in the audience know the difference?
A girl may be embarrassed and only smile shyly.
But when there are nearly 50 girls among the 76 people in the classroom, the atmosphere is different.
Everyone screamed like a nymphomaniac.
Zhao Dong put down his arm and scratched his hair, then his face became serious, "I won the best debater in the National Middle School Debate Competition and the first prize in the National Middle School English Speech Competition"
Confucius said, do all these damn ones need to be alive?
Could it be that the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks in the last row in the university are real Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks
"Hello everyone, my name is Wu Jiangcheng, and I can breathe normally."
"My name is Su Lin." Of course there are boys who blush and are shy.
"Zuo Weizhong from Tianjin would like to say hello to all classmates. I have learned three musical instruments and can speak five languages."
Hearing this, Emperor Yun nodded inwardly.
In fact, in college, apart from professional knowledge, perhaps the most useful thing for college students is a talent.
Having a talent that can be used is a big plus point, whether it is the right to choose a spouse in college or the passing of your resume when you enter the society.
Many specific companies recruit fresh graduates, but what they look for most is talent.
Fresh graduates, especially undergraduates, don’t lie to yourself when it comes to your abilities.
The vast majority of fresh graduates have fart abilities.
In the eyes of enterprises, they are all the same.
But if you have a talent that happens to hit the target of the company
For example, if you are very good at basketball, and the company happens to have lost basketball games in the system for several years, then No need to think, it must be you.
There is no shortage of such people in Yanhuang
No
There is definitely a shortage
You expect a bunch of fat otakus at the annual meeting or something? Women go up to sing and dance
Every kind of person is valuable in the enterprise.
"My name is Xingtai, Jizhou, no, no, I am from Xingtai, Jizhou, my name is Guo Ke, Guo Jing's Jing, yes, no, no, Guo Jing's Guo, yes, no"
Amidst the laughter in the audience, Guo Ke blushed in embarrassment, which made the girls inexplicably feel that this 1.8-meter-tall sunny boy had a contrasting cuteness.
"Yeah, yeah, it's unfortunate, ah, no, I'm honored."
The more violent hahahaha made Guo Ke stand there as helpless as Guan Gong, a pair of There is no place for eyes.
"Yuan Shu, this Guo Ke, it's so fun. Oops, I can't do it anymore."
A sweet-looking girl was lying facelessly on the table with her belly in her hands. My little fists were beating weakly on the table, sharing the happiness at this moment with my best friend.
"Li Muyun, please pay attention to your image"
Looking at her high school best friend who laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, Yuan Shu helplessly covered her forehead. Although Guo Ke was indeed funny, she was still funny anyway. Classmate, if you smile like this, how can others get off the stage?
Of course, what’s more important is that we didn’t agree to be aloof goddesses together
With such a frivolous attitude, the eyes of the boys around me were all stupefied.
"It's a great honor for me to stand on this podium." Although he was incoherent and his voice became smaller and smaller, Guo Ke still tried his best to speak.
It can be seen that he is conquering his fear.
There was a burst of encouraging applause from the audience.
However, this encouragement seemed to have the opposite effect. Guo Ke, who had a grateful look on his face, said louder, "Thank you, I am honored to show my breasts to everyone."
< p>The applause stopped abruptly, followed by a burst of wild laughter.Although they knew that this guy was nervous, and although they knew that it was bad to laugh like that,
the students said that they really couldn’t hold it in.
Li Muyun slumped in his seat and laughed loudly.
Yuan Shu on the side stopped talking about her, and she herself was not much better. Her face turned red from holding it back, but she still couldn't hold it back. She lay on the table and laughed until her whole body went limp.
Guo Ke on the stage made his counselor stupid.
No
This is a roommate carefully selected by the school and sent to Xiaoqing's dormitory
"It's not about opening up your new love, opening up your heart, and having sex with everyone. "Introduce yourself solemnly like this"
The laughter in the audience stopped at all. Guo Ke on the stage seemed to be risking his life and continued to talk nonsense, "And uh, come to this International Business University uh It's the College of International Trade, majoring in international trade. Whether I'm on the street or in the cafeteria, in the library or in our class, the girls are very, very beautiful. Whether it's a strong study atmosphere or wearing very little, um, no, no, no, I don't do that. "Meaning"
Guo Ke was about to cry on the stage, but both boys and girls in the audience were laughing their heads off. They were all lying on the table and beating the table, and boos broke out everywhere.
Guo Ke, whose face was red, was anxious, "No, don't you listen to me, I don't know how to speak to a beautiful girl when I see it, and I don't want to either."
Unexpectedly, Guo Ke didn't stutter at all when he said this.
When everyone heard this, they understood.
Especially some mature girls looked at Guo Ke with a hint of meaning.
Guo Ke on the stage gritted his teeth. He stood there, looking towards the middle of the classroom, trembling all over but stuttering firmly, "I saw classmate Li Li Muyun, I just Nervous”
As soon as these words came out, both men and women expressed their understanding.
Li Muyun can be said to be the most beautiful girl in the class at the moment.
Li Muyun, who was trying to hold back his smile, was stunned when he heard this., a beautiful oval face instantly turned red visibly to the naked eye.
"The toad wants to eat swan meat"
"Don't even look in the mirror"
A few sarcastic voices rang out from the small group of boys. .
Why, with this look, why are you here to book this set?
Just kidding, this is the most beautiful girl in the class
And from the way she is dressed, she is still the same as before. It can be seen from the self-introduction that both parents are university teachers and their family background is very good.
So go ahead and dream
It was more of a discussion among the people.
“No, which dormitory does this guy have to be proud of?”
“I don’t know, he’s not from our dormitory. Hey, is it yours?”
“ No, I don’t know, we are all in the same dormitory, there is no one like this.”
“Oh, hehe, hehe” and the girls’ sullen voices were full of joking and teasing. It means watching a play.
Remove the lowest score among boys, and then remove the highest score among girls.
Very good
Perfect
Guo Ke took a deep breath, looked at the ceiling, and then said fluently, "It's not what you think, So my roommate, Mr. Qingyun, said that I had to correct this problem. He encouraged me to be bolder and speak more."
The classroom was completely silent.
There is an indescribable charm in the eyes of the girls.
"Sorry about that classmate Li Muyun, I know it's rude to do this, but looking at you, I really can't introduce myself. Please allow me not to look at you for the time being"
< p>Guo Ke's words made all the boys curse in their hearts.It’s not a confession, but it’s better than a confession.
The blushing Li Muyun lowered his head, rubbing the corners of his clothes in his hands, feeling confused.
How come he confessed his love on the first day of school?
He should have confessed his love
But he didn’t say it clearly.
Li Muyun secretly raised his eyes to look at Guo Ke, and then quickly lowered his head.
Yuan Shu covered her forehead and said she couldn't see anything.
"Guo Ke, the three-year student union president of Hengshui Middle School, was recommended to Fudan University. He once represented the Chinese youth group and went to the United Nations to participate in the Future Leaders Roundtable and delivered a keynote speech on sustainable development at the conference. Speaking, the Central Education Channel News on March 7 this year also featured me”
The classroom was silent again.
Only the girls’ shining eyes were left.
"A fish that slipped through the net in the nine-year compulsory education;
National first-level argumentative athlete;
First place in Shabak City Debate Competition;
Permanent director of the Late Sleeping Association;
Famous alcohol container in Fujian Province;
Famous film and television audience;
Daydream National PresidentChampion;
National first-level retreat performance master;
Procrastination master, compromise genius, salted fish elite, dealing with legend;
Late-night takeout taster;
There must be the president of the Small Animal Association every time;
Return to the cage and wake up early as an artist;
It doesn’t matter about the lifetime achievement award;
Let’s talk about it later Exclusive spokesperson;
The strongest king of staying up late to lose hair;
Single seed contestant based on strength;
First place in the sleeping contest in dormitory 666 of 6 buildings;
China is famous for its double standards;
My name is Kong Ziqian
Of course, I don’t mind if you call me Confucius. ”
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