Chapter 597: To find a boyfriend, first check his calculus score
After a meal of love brain output, Teacher Xiao Su felt comfortable.
But the students below felt uncomfortable.
"Cut"
The boys, especially those who are single, said they were greatly insulted.
Amidst the boos, Su Caiwei chuckled, pointed to the blackboard with another question, and showed a weird smile to the girls.
The girls in the audience leaned back one after another, showing frightened expressions.
"Teacher Xiao Su, I don't want it"
"Teacher, please, be a human being"
They were afraid.
Sure enough, high math and all, it’s so annoying
Okay
Teacher Xiao Su, what you said makes sense
This A sincere words gave the single cute dogs some psychological comfort.
And if you are the person he is waiting for, you will definitely know that there is a function hidden in this equation.
What kind of dog food is the scariest?
It is dog food that makes sense.
It won’t do this, it will just hide everything in an equation. To people who don’t understand, this is just a bunch of symbols. They will only smile slightly, because this means that you Not the one he wanted to wait for.
The implicit function is the latter kind of person. Unlike the explicit function, it will express its love directly and tell you clearly and unambiguously in what scope it falls in and in what way it loves you.
What I mean is that you have to remember that those moments in love that start out as ordinary, contain the true meaning of the entire love and are also the most precious moments in this relationship.
Although you may not be able to write his analytical formula, you can definitely feel his presence, just like his love for you, lying there quietly.
But combined with the official announcement photos of a doggy couple yesterday, the damage value has been expanded to the extreme.
Those who can sit here are actually top academics.
She also has pressure that needs to be released.
The students in the audience let out a cry of panic.
"Return to our Mr. Xiaoqing"
After venting the psychological pressure of facing Qin Manman for a while, Su Daji suddenly felt refreshed.
This sentence is ordinary. It is hurtful but not harmful. It is more of a piece of nonsense that everyone knows.
But
The true nature of life
The ordinary moments
It is Xiaoqing who always treats you with all kinds of pampering Hair, right?
Su Caiwei smiled and said, "Actually, have you discovered that functions also have personalities?"
Pointing to the Rolle median in the Q&A just now Theorem, Su Caiwei chuckled,
“Girs, in the integral mean value theorem, the integral area of an interval can be multiplied by the value of a specific pointHe said that theorem 99 specified by Rolle must construct the original function, which is to restore the true nature of life.
Obviously, Teacher Xiao Su has a lot of skills and is full of tonality.
Hehe
However, looking at the group of single puppies below who were hit hard, she felt a little bit sorry and quickly made amends.
Only you can understand all this, it is your implicit function.
Although everyone said no, Teacher Xiao Su’s words made their eyes sparkle.
When you pinch your nose and have to eat, you actually agree with it from the bottom of your heart. This is really reasonable.
Do you understand?”
What they love most is the tonality that can introduce everything into the subject to describe it.
Su Caiwei Standing there and thinking about it, what is the function of a little man?
For a moment, she curled her lips.
When you read about him, it's like reading about how there was a time when it was difficult to change the sea. Except Wushan is not the same as Yun. Although there is not a word about love in the whole article, the unforgettable love of lovesickness has burst out.
"No"
" Ah, Teacher Xiao Su, are you finished?"
I hope that each of you, students, can find your exclusive implicit function."
This time, it is the girls' turn. Crazy.
She pointed at the entire blackboard and prepared to continue speaking.
This is the sign of true mastery.
The truth is true, but they don’t want to eat dog food
But today, it is obvious that Su Caiwei is not prepared to practice martial ethics.
"Ah, come again"
"Can you give us a boyfriend first?"
Well, if you don't have a love brain, this advanced math is just for learning Can't go down.
“Functions are just like people with different personalities. There are people who are passionate and passionate, and there are people who are reserved and gentle.
That little bastard is a piecewise function< /p>
Within its definition domain, there are different corresponding relationships for different value ranges in the definition domain
A proper scumbag
See you in a few minutes. After class was over, Su Caiwei simply asked them if they had any problems in study or life.
After all, in addition to being a math teacher, she was also their counselor.
While they were still young, Teacher Su was in a good mood and entered the chatting session. Someone also asked directly about the doubts in his heart,
"Mr. Su, what is the use of learning calculus well? We will use it in our work and life in the future." Should I take calculus?
For example, when I go to the vegetable market and I decide to buy groceries, do I need to calculate the limit? Do I need points to bargain with the boss?
Or when we work in the future, Do we need to use a series to find the sum?
I looked through our professional books in the library, but I won’t use them in the future. Why do we need to learn this stuff now?”
This question resonated with many people in the classroom and started chattering.
University, why don’t you just take professional courses?
Why is Fudan University, a top institution like this, now proposing general education? Isn’t this a waste of time?
Su Caiwei thought about it and found that this problem was a minefield.
The advantages and disadvantages of general education are actually very obvious, but this should not be commented by her as a teacher, or even by someone who is not a teacher in the current strict sense.
She does not have such high vision and experience.
At this time, she wanted to catch the little man back.
The little man knows quite a lot, and he and the old principal can have a sit-down discussion in this regard.
But Su Caiwei also knew that this was the result of seeking his own politics in his position.
Although that little villain is still a student, he is still the president of a vocational university. Position determines his thinking, and he will think about this issue.
But as a little counselor, how could she have the motivation to think about this problem?
She knew the root cause of the student's question.
Actually, many people sitting in this classroom are confused at the moment.
The beautiful vision of being able to do whatever you want and being relaxed after going to college and the cruel reality of being eight years old have made even some college graduates at Fudan University feel a little nervous.
They feel that the university they went to is completely different from the university mentioned by their parents and teachers.
In the first few days of school, I felt as free as a wild horse running wild.
But gradually, within a few days, the taste changed.
Each one can roll better than the other
This atmosphere forced them to follow the roll, but they didn’t know what they were rolling.
I don’t know why they learn this forced calculus.
But since the student asked this question, she couldn't avoid answering it.
Su Caiwei thought about it for a moment, then raised her head and said seriously, "Talk about the matter, yes, what you said makes sense.
When you buy groceries, even you Most of the jobs I will pursue in the future may have nothing to do with calculus."
Everyone took a breath.
It’s not that Teacher Xiao Su didn’t have a fever today, right?
How could such words be said from the teacher’s mouth?
They also knew that standing in the teacher’s shoes From a perspective, it is indeed difficult to answer this question.
Even the person who asked the question did not expect that Teacher Xiao Su would give a positive answer, but was prepared to be brainwashed by Teacher Xiao Su to give him a reason to persist.
But at this moment, Su Caiwei's direct affirmation shocked them all.
The students' stupidity made Su Caiwei smile.
ThatThis little scoundrel is here, so I'm afraid he doesn't have this expression.
Most likely she would hold her hands, and then sneer at herself for showing off
Su Caiwei quickly shook her head, shook the figure of the stinky king out of her mind, and continued talking. ,
"But you have to know that many times whether your calculus is good or not will determine where you buy groceries, who you buy groceries with, and whether you need to buy groceries yourself."< /p>
"Cut"
There was a burst of boos from the students in the audience.
"Teacher Xiao Su, you are too naughty."
"Yes, we are tired of hearing this in middle school."
Su Caiwei raised her hands when she heard this He looked at everyone with innocent faces, "Isn't it right?"
This sentence made everyone choke.
I can’t say it’s wrong, it’s just that
It’s too old-fashioned to talk about it again
Su Caiwei also knows that she can also hear these words. cocoon.
However, it still worked, and she successfully brought the topic back to the subject of calculus.
Instead of being almost led into the big, wide and pitfall problem of general education by this group of students.
She flashed a pair of deer eyes and smiled, "Okay, let's talk about what you are interested in.
In my opinion, if a girl is looking for a boy, If you are a friend, remember to check his grades in calculus.
Don’t look for boys who don’t do well in this class.”
Speaking of this, the whole class is not sleepy anymore.
This argument
Why does finding a boyfriend have to do with calculus?
This topic, calculus, which does not understand gentleness, is worthy of
Although they knew that Teacher Xiao Su was talking nonsense, they were willing to listen to how she was talking nonsense.
Actually, Su Caiwei also knew that she was talking nonsense.
But
It seems so.
In the field of mathematics, I have never heard of any mathematician being a scumbag. On the contrary, some popular love stories all happened to mathematicians.
It is a public opinion that there are many scumbags in the physics world.
Einstein, who proposed the theory of relativity and the mass-energy equation and advanced human understanding of the world and physics a big step forward, was an out-and-out scumbag in terms of personal feelings. .
Abandoned his first love girlfriend Mileva, who became pregnant out of wedlock, and even gave his illegitimate daughter to relatives for adoption in order not to affect his reputation, with the intention of destroying this evidence.
After marrying his cousin, he got together with his secretary and tried to have a wife and a concubine.
You think this is a scumbag
You are wrong, Einstein is the most responsible person in the world of physics scumbags.
Although he always gave up on Mileva, Einstein did what he said and won the Nobel Prize., he sent half of the bonus directly to Mileva, and the other part was transferred to the account, and the interest was used by Mileva to provide her with food and clothing until she grew old.
Then there is Paul Langevin, the originator of neither initiative nor refusal nor commitment. Many people may not be familiar with it, but I believe everyone is aware of his scumbag partner, Marie Curie.
For Paul Langevin, Marie Curie was ruined. He published their love letters in newspapers and was slandered as a slut.
As for the chief scumbag in the physics world, it must be Schrödinger, the prince of academia.
But what makes him even better than Prince Duan is that his lovers can get along harmoniously. Whether he is living with his wife or breaking up with a pregnant woman, he can always make women fall in love with him willingly. He and leaving him can be said to be the best fighter among scumbags, scumbag to the highest level.
Thinking of this, Su Caiwei couldn't help but hissed.
She suddenly remembered that the little man seemed to have said that his strongest subject was actually not mathematics, but physics
Damn
Decided to clean up tonight A certain teacher Xiao Su, who had been scolded by a bitch, his face straightened up, "Girls, remember, only men who can learn calculus well are worthy of entrustment.
Because such boys often have 4 excellent qualities.
First, make progress. After learning the limits, he will know that most limits are often unreachable, and he can always get closer to the goal. So, He will never say that I have reached my limit, because he knows that he can always work harder.
Second, after learning differential calculus, he will know that love should be reflected. With meticulous care and consideration, he will definitely try to fill your life with his love in every detail.
Third, after learning the points, he will know. , love should not only be reflected in the details, but also should stand the test of time and be reflected in the accumulation of time. Therefore, his love is often not just a temporary passion, but a long-term companionship. ”
At this point, she paused.
The students in the audience all looked constipated. They felt that although Teacher Xiao Su’s deception was reasonable, she was still forcing dog food into their mouths.
I don’t know whether Mr. Xiaoqing is in love or not, but progress is certain.
As for the delicateness
Well, yesterday, in the official announcement photo of this couple who were so sweet that it could make people suffer from diabetes, Xiaoqing always doted on Mr. Su’s hair. His expression is enough to prove his delicacy.
Everyone smashed and smashed their mouths, feeling a little sweet in their mouths for no reason.
But while they were still reminiscing, they suddenly noticed that Teacher Xiao Su looked strange.
It looks like anger, shame and anger, with a hint of ferocity.
While everyone was still confused, Teacher Xiao Su said in a bad tone, "Fourth, concentration. After learning differential equations, he willWe know that although there are infinitely many general solutions to differential equations, there is often only one special solution that satisfies specific initial conditions."
There was a burst of chirping sounds in the classroom.
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