Chapter 711 This is called the Eighteen Deadly Squats
“The first show, Caiwei from the Book of Songs, why is the lead dancer Xing Yuanyuan? Didn’t he say that this year’s lead dancer is Su Caiwei, Teacher Xiao Su?”
“That’s boring.”
“Yes, at the New Year’s Eve party, for us old students, what we want to see most is definitely Teacher Xiao Su’s waist. That’s not her waist. , is a murder knife."
"I heard from the dance team that Teacher Xiao Su said that her ankle was uncomfortable, so she could not participate in this performance. They also said that Teacher Xiao Su had quit school dance due to her busy work schedule. Team."
"Haha, are you stupid? Think about who Mr. Xiao Su's boyfriend is. Mr. Xiao Qing, how could he let Mr. Xiao Su dance on the stage?"
< p>"It's so abominable that we are not allowed to see Teacher Xiao Su's graceful dance""Okay, don't be sour. If it were your girlfriend, would you let her on stage? They are all men, and they all understand."
"I will definitely not have a problem with giving me a girlfriend first"
"So, I still have to watch this freshman party to see if there is one. It’s a chance to meet those sweet school girls.”
Yun Di curled his lips and walked to the North District holding Teacher Xiao Su’s hand.
Remembering the furious look of the little man in the office that night, Su Daji couldn't help but pursed her lips and looked at him secretly with a smile.
She is half him, and she understands him very well.
She is jealous and possessive, so he is no exception.
Haha
That night, my sister just used a little trick, and the little man took the initiative to break the situation.
However
Thinking of this, Su Caiwei lost her temper.
This situation is really broken.
Aside from being able to legitimately become his girlfriend and being able to stand openly and openly in the sun, all I gained was a relationship that was constantly being sorted out and turned into chaos.
The irresistible brown sugar was the only light in his life. Whoever touched it would die.
This determines that anyone must accept that this guy has other women in his heart.
Then the question is, in the face of love that needs to be divided and shared, what is the difference between two and three, what about three and four?
Su Caiwei realizes more and more Qin Manman was in the same difficulty as before.
After changing positions, she could no longer conclude that Qin Manman was a pig.
On the contrary, she increasingly felt that Qin Manman's methods were too high.
To be honest, Qin Manman was the mistress, but now she has firmly taken the position of the palace lady, allowing Tang Qianying, the bug, to subordinate herself willingly.
If it were her place, she couldn't do it.
That little loli will definitely fight her to the death.
For a while, Su Daji couldn't think of any good way to break the situation, so she could only sigh depressedly, follow and wait for the weather.
Thinking of this, a pair ofThe little deer's eyes rolled, and when there was no one on the road, she said with a bright smile, "I'll dance for you another day, okay?"
Yun Emperor was naturally happy.
But after blinking, he asked quietly, "Which dynasty are you wearing clothes from?"
Teacher Xiao Su gave him a strange look, "Of course they are from the Zhou Dynasty." , Caiwei is a poem from the Zhou Dynasty, so our clothes are also from the Zhou Dynasty." After saying that, she gave him a funny look, "Don't worry, it's well covered."< /p>
Hearing the words, Emperor Yun curled his lips and said, "Show me what you are doing wearing such tight clothes."
Su Caiwei narrowed her eyes when she heard the words, and raised a small hand It was accurately placed on his waist.
Qing Yun smelled a dangerous aura, but
he became stubborn and said plausibly, "Besides, the strict Zhou Dynasty clothes are not the original ones." Caiwei deserves the clothes she should wear."
Su Caiwei laughed angrily at him, "The poems of the Zhou Dynasty do not match the clothes of the Zhou Dynasty, so what do you think she should wear?"
When she I don’t know, right?
This guy definitely wants her to dance naked for him
Qing Yun glanced at her, and then chuckled, "Tell me first, Caiwei is What is the background of this poem?"
When Teacher Xiao Su heard this, she also smiled.
Isn’t this bastard just trying to sophistry that this is a poem from the Pre-Qin period, and the date cannot be determined, so he can push it up and argue that this is a song from the Xia Dynasty or even the tribal period, so he wants to dress cooler and dance to it? He looked at it
She might not know about other poems, but she still knew the creative background of the poems related to her name.
"There are several opinions, one is the farewell song of the soldiers during the Zhou Wen period, and the other is the song written by the poets during the Zhou Yi period to express anger against the Rong and Di invaders in China. Fudan University's point of view is The reaction of the self-defense counterattack against the invasion of northern nomads during the period of King Xuan of Zhou Dynasty."
Teacher Xiao Su's answer naturally won the applause of Emperor Yun.
Su Caiwei snorted proudly, looked at him, and asked him to speak.
Yundi was happy. If Teacher Xiao Su said the first two views, he would still have to work hard to fool him for a long time.
But speaking of the last one, it was during the period of King Xuan of Zhou Dynasty, so I’m sorry.
“According to the inference of Mr. Zhu Kezhen, the period from about 1000 BC to 850 BC was the first recorded cold period, and thereafter was the second warm period in the history of Chinese civilization, also known as It is from 850 BC to 476 BC, which covers the Western Zhou Dynasty and the Spring and Autumn Period.
In other words, according to the climate period, the Western Zhou Dynasty is divided into three periods, the end of the first warm period in history. The end of the first cold period and the early stage of the second warm period
And King Xuan of Zhou reigned from 828 BC to 782 BC, so that was the scope of the second warm period. ”
Speaking ofHere, Emperor Yun had to say that this was the benefit of having more people for his father-in-law.
Tang Qianying’s father, Comrade Tang Jianzheng, is a professor of humanities and social sciences who engages in historical archeology. The reason why he can become a scholar to aid Africa is because he is an expert in the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasty projects and can help Africa. The state determines their history.
No matter how outrageous and nonsense the Xia, Shang and Zhou Dating Project is, it is the first large-scale scientific research in China that combines humanities and social sciences with natural sciences and multi-disciplinary cross-integration to jointly tackle key problems. The project and research methods combine knowledge and technical support from multiple disciplines such as archaeology, history, astronomy, calendar, chemistry, physics, and economics.
Although its results have been jokingly called a shoddy project in academia, the results themselves are not important. What is really important is the far-reaching impact it has had in academia.
It truly opened up multi-disciplinary collaborative research in Chinese academic circles.
Of course, it also gives a new idea and method to the water thesis. For example, if you study economics, you can cross disciplines to agronomy, write about the impact of changes in ancient millet and millet on the formation of agricultural society, and write about prehistoric wheat. Discussions about economic status and so on.
Otherwise, under the single-disciplinary model, how could there be so many research fields for hundreds of thousands of doctoral students to publish papers.
In his previous life, Emperor Yun often studied interdisciplinary matters.
Of course, no matter how shabby this achievement is, it does solidify the foundation for the world to recognize that the undisputed Chinese history begins in 841 BC.
In order to please his father-in-law, Emperor Yun also had to write down some useless knowledge so as not to have nothing to say at the dinner table.
In 841 BC, the Republic of China took over as regent, and in the next 13 years, it entered the reign of King Zhou Xuan.
King Xuan of Zhou, the first king in history.
And his son is King Zhou Li, the famous Fenghuo Opera prince. It is difficult not to know.
Under the surprised expression of Teacher Xiao Su who saw a ghost, Emperor Yun continued his pretentious performance,
"And what is the concept of the warm period? According to Mr. Zhu Kezhen's judgment, At that time, there was no ice in the winter in eastern Shandong, and people wore single clothes. The entire Central Plains area could produce two crops a year, and there were many subtropical plants such as bamboo and plum trees. "
At this point, he pinched Su. Daji's little hand, "Have you ever seen the costumes in the TV series Fengshenbang? They are the original warm period costumes."
In fact, it is quite suitable for the occasion, Daji is a girl from the Su clan.
The surname Qing, according to the genetic sequencing of later generations, is one of the few pure-blood Han surnames that have not undergone ethnic integration. It is also the surname of Zi, the same surname as King Zhou and Di Xin.
As for how King Zhou was defeated, historians have something to say, but it is not the same as what is said in textbooks.
After hearing this, Su Caiwei’s face turned green.
The clothes in the list of gods
are even more astringent when worn than not worn at all.
What petal skirts and sleeveless skirts?, grass skirts, outfits similar to pantyhose are not uncommon.
And the dissolute and immoral King Zhou wore briefs all year round, which was really eye-catching.
Qing Yun said, where is this? The list of gods in 1990 is actually the second edition. The first edition a year ago was called art
What a pity. , was ordered to stop broadcasting after only five episodes. The reason for the suspension was that it was too close to the original work and the fashion was amazing.
Later, he couldn't find it no matter how hard he searched. Even Tang Qianying, the Evil Demon King, couldn't find that version. He could only admire some cool stills in the forum of Tianzhiya to reminisce about the style of the year.
However, even if it is the 90th edition of the Gods List, Teacher Xiao Su said that it is difficult to accept it.
It is comparable to underwear for adults.
She elbowed him, and Su Daji, who blushed with embarrassment, said that she didn’t want to be Su Daji
She wore a Zhou Dynasty toga dress, which some people didn’t want. Be knowledgeable, whether you like it or not
"You can't just dance this dance, right?"
Su Caiwei rolled her eyes at him when she heard this.
Of course not
She can also dance such ethnic dances as Whirling Dream, Little Guli, National Unity as a Family, Little Sheep on the Grassland, and Morrinou Fur
Children's dance
Looking at Teacher Xiao Su's obviously embarrassed face, Qing Yun smiled and said, "I'll teach you a simple one. You'll definitely look good dancing."
Ben was still a little embarrassed. The embarrassed Su Caiwei was surprised when she heard this.
Not to mention that it was impossible for him to be exposed to the hobby of dancing in his life, but such a straight male terminal cancer patient said that he could teach her to dance
Su Daji haha Sneering, he put his hands on his chest and let him start his performance.
Yun Emperor licked his lips and squatted down directly. He held his thighs with both hands and made a dozen and a half squats in succession.
Teacher Xiao Su was immediately confused, "This is dance"
What the hell
She felt that even if it was a deep squat, the movement was unqualified. The squat is okay
You know this guy is unreliable
What kind of aesthetics
e seems not to be able to say the same.
The aesthetics of this product are actually quite good, otherwise I would be sorry for her appearance.
But my ability to appreciate dance is really worrying.
After hearing this, Emperor Yun smiled and shook his head, saying that Teacher Xiao Su did not understand the essence of this dance move.
After glancing around and seeing no one around, he pulled her to the corner and said, "Look at my face."
The enchanting version of Sunshine Boy came online instantly.
As a senior connoisseur of videos of normal outfits and non-bad-oriented videos in his previous life, Qing Yun imitated these dances with ease.
Those temptations shown in the video, those graceful meshes, cheongsams and 36ds, those actions that have never for the first time paved the life slide for future generations of sunny boys
Maisuier, Bai Shanshan, LinDandan, Wu Nana, Ge Qiqi, Wang Sisi, Ma Shasha, Qi Yuanyuan, Jiang Lulu, Chen Tingting
At this moment, the souls possessed were perfectly reproduced vividly by Yun Di.
In the era of real estate collapse in the previous life, countless men studied the history of Lao Xu’s failure on toilet paper and flannel under the night light, hoping to find some justice for themselves or their parents’ hard-earned money.
But their sea of consciousness records the details of these dancers from the depth of sensibility, and their nerves follow the steps of the sonnet and consider the luster of their legs.
In those bright mornings, their first chant must be dedicated to these girls. Under the shining of the warm sun, they can feel the life of Lao Xu and in the twinkling of stars. With a smile, I hope that under the care of the Internet, a couple will form a post-modernist couple, and the family will always be happy in the depiction of optical fiber and reality, just like a poet falling in love with a muse.
So
Lao Xu, who owed countless debts and defrauded countless people of generations of savings, did not suffer much jealousy, but was only envied for his romantic style.
I have to say that this is the greatness of art.
Su Caiwei, who couldn't understand this kind of pilgrim mentality, immediately felt like her eyes had been filled with pepper water when she saw this. She couldn't bear to look directly at the wretched appearance of this little bastard.
The security guards at the secret post who were following the two men at a distance looked at Mr. Xiaoqing’s enchanting dance in front of them, and endured the twitching of their necks with great difficulty.
Teacher Xiao Su quickly pulled this shameless beast up, lifted his leg and kicked him.
At this time, Emperor Yun leaned close to her ear and said softly, "This is called the fatal eighteen squats."
Those suggestive and inappropriate movements made the woman Dr. Su Caiwei still didn't know what this was, so she stretched out her face with a blushing face and wanted to deal with the bitch.
After grabbing and beating him desperately, Su Daji suddenly turned gloomy, her face was almost dripping with water, and she growled, "You know how to mess with me?"
Remembering the shameless and impetuous postures he had coaxed and manipulated a few nights ago, Teacher Xiao Su felt extremely embarrassed.
Thinking back to the scene yesterday afternoon when he secretly teased her in front of Qin Manman and others, and hearing him say that now, Su Caiwei couldn't help but feel a wave of sadness, and felt extremely sad.
Is it true that I am cheap?
That’s why I let this heartless ghost drag him down step by step.
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