"How are you talking? Who is the captain of which department are you?" The young male teacher's face was not very good-looking, but at the next moment, he was slightly startled and raised the note in his hand, " "Hey, you're Ye Chong"
"Yes, you know me" Ye Chong said expressionlessly.
"You are the Tanhua Ye Chong from the Martial Arts Conference." The young male teacher raised his voice by three points and seemed quite excited.
"Yes," Ye Chong looked calm, "You can also call me Birdman."
"I'll go, it's really you, you are Ye Chong, you" young The male teacher's eyes widened, "Oh my god, I'm so happy. Brother, can you sign it for me? Thank you. Thank you. My girlfriend wants it."
""Ye Chong's head was black. Line, a little confused.
It is really weird for a young male teacher to call him brother.
It’s okay if you’re a woman, you can prepare your emotions for the infinite possibilities in the future.
But what do you mean by calling this?
Brother
Brother, what a fart
Do you understand the rules of the road?
The right thing is to call me brother
"Brother" is just one word, alone and lonely.
"Brothers" are in pairs, not flying together
Ye Chong muttered, it is really terrible to be uneducated.
"Oh, brother, don't worry. Teacher Wu should be preparing for a breakthrough at home. I'll probably come over later. Don't worry, don't worry." The young male teacher was a little excited and incoherent. "My girlfriend admires you very much, and she thinks I'm very similar to you, like your little brother."
Pfft
Ye Chong didn't hold back for a moment. Fortunately, he didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.
“Damn it.
What kind of guy is this?
I can’t tell the difference between my younger brother and my younger brother.
I can’t tell the difference between my younger brother and my younger brother. .
This is not going to make people alive.
I look like you
Is it a physical resemblance
or a personality? Like
or like
When you play games, imagine that you are me
Mader
You are acting like a hooligan."
Ye Chong cursed in his heart, but he couldn't say anything, and even forced a smile and said, "Yes, it is. Ah, it’s a bit similar, after all, we are all men.”
“Haha, Teacher Ye, I’m so happy to see you.” The young male teacher rubbed his hands together, feeling like he had no place to put them. Like, "How about I wash you an apple or something to eat?"
"" Ye Chong looked confused, "Teacher, I am not a teacher, you must not call me that." "
"It's okay, I wasn't a teacher before," the young male teacher laughed so hard, "Before my mother got pregnant with me, I was not a human being."
Pfft<. /p>
Ye Chong was caught off guardOn guard, he didn't hold back for a moment and smiled directly on the other person's face.
It’s terrible.
He was originally in a bad mood, and he looked particularly displeased with this damn young male teacher, but he didn't expect that he almost made him laugh to death in the end.
"The key is, does this guy need to be so excited to see me?"
Ye Chong was confused now and didn't know how to answer the question.
"Teacher Ye, I'm so happy to meet you. Haha, let me introduce you. My surname is Yue and my name is Yue Yue. I am the assistant of Teacher Wu Dayong." The young male teacher rubbed his hands and smiled, his teeth still intact. Bai, "Teacher Ye, what do you call me?"
""Ye Chong's head was huge when facing this living treasure.
"Ah, look at me, haha, I am so excited. I am thinking that it is Teacher Ye, but I am disobedient." Yue Yue took out a gray notebook and wrote with both hands. Passing it forward, "Teacher Ye, please sign."
Ye Chong had no choice but to pick up the pen and sign casually. After all, the other party's enthusiasm was not pretended and should be seen. I was indeed very excited.
However, he really didn't want to sign anything. He always felt that it was meaningless. The key was that the words he wrote were not good-looking, just like those drawn by a child in kindergarten.
“Wow.” The young male teacher Yue Yue held the notebook in both hands, with an exaggerated expression on her face, “Teacher Ye, your writing is so sexy, it reminds me of a little tadpole, when my mother was pregnant with me.”
Pfft
Ye Chong covered his mouth with one hand, his body was shaking violently, coughing non-stop, and he almost fell to the ground.
"Teacher Ye, please sign another one." The young male teacher Yue Yue looked at the other person expectantly, "Okay, thank you, Teacher Ye."
"You want so many of these What are you doing?" Ye Chong frowned, "Is my signature valuable?"
"No, Teacher Ye, no matter how valuable your handwriting is, I will not sell it for money." Young man. The teacher Yue Yue looked serious, "I use this all for myself, one today and one tomorrow."
"What?" Ye Chong was completely confused, "Why are you using this to blow your nose and go to the toilet?" One a day."
"Eat." The young male teacher Yue Yue nodded firmly, "Teacher Ye, the signature I want you to sign is for eating."
"Eat" Ye Chong opened his eyes wide and looked at the gray notebook, "How can you eat this? Why eat it?"
"You don't know, Teacher Ye," the young man said Teacher Yue Yue said mysteriously, "You are now one of the most influential people.
Absolute Internet celebrity.
In addition, a martial arts superstar.
Especially if your luck value is very high.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to miss several games in a row.
It is said on the Internet that anyone who eats your signature can do the same. Lucky for you, whatever you want comes to you.
I think your signature looks like a tadpole, it reminds me of you. Haha, I don’t.It's a matter of time.
So, I estimate that after I eat what you signed, my girlfriend will be able to conceive a baby.
Haha.
Okay.
I hope my little baby will be the next Teacher Ye. "
""When Ye Chong heard what the other party said, he was immediately petrified on the spot. For some reason, he now had the urge to crush people to death.
"Then I should write Your baby's name is the right one, right?" Ye Chong couldn't help but let out a long sigh, "What's the use of writing my name?"
"It's okay, Teacher Ye, it won't affect you. "Yue Yue, a young male teacher, said confidently, "My wife and I have discussed this.
When he has a child, his name will be Ye Chong.
Of course, this is a nickname and a nickname.
Teacher Ye, in our hometown, many people are called Gou Sheng, Er Gouzi and so on.
There is an advantage to calling this name.
As long as you have a hard life, your health will be even better.
So, Teacher Ye, just sign your name and it will be fine, haha.
Look
How about you sign another name for me?"
"Sign, sign for shit. "Ye Chong's mood is extremely messy now, and his fists are clenched, "Stay away from me.
Hehe.
You can do it.
Sign my name and let you eat it.
Then you act like a hooligan.
Then let your wife get pregnant.
Then the child’s name was my first name.
Then my name plays the same role as Gou Sheng and Er Gouzi.
I, Ye Chong, am your child, right?
This is such a mess
Get out of here now”