After hearing what Yu Li said, Li Bowen had a wry smile on his face.
Several people from the security department nearby also suppressed their laughter. The captain smiled and said: "Okay, okay, it's all a misunderstanding. Now that it's over, it'll be fine. Just continue at the door." Are you squatting under the tree, or are you waiting for Yu Li to get off work?"
Looking at the time, there are still two hours left, Li Bowen doesn't want to continue counting ants under the tree: " I'd better wait here. Don't let me come in again when you change positions later!"
"Hahaha, okay, then stay here, Xiao Chen, give him a glass of water! !"
Yu Li took a temporary leave. After seeing that Li Bowen was fine, she had to rush back to work: "Then you stay here, I have to go back quickly."
"Well, you can go ahead. Anyway, I'm fine, so I'm just waiting for you here!"
After Yili ran away, several young people in the security department looked at her with envy. Li Bowen: "You're such a great kid. This Yu Li is the beauty of our factory, and you got it all!"
Another person said: "You don't even look at what people look like. ? If I were a woman, I would like him too. What kind of girlfriend can't I find with a face like this?"
The eyes of several people were full of envy and jealousy.
Li Bowen picked up the teapot on the table and took a sip: "You have all thought wrong. In fact, this beauty is not difficult to chase at all!"
"That's nonsense, then Why can't we catch up?"
"Want to know?"
Looking at the expressions of curiosity on the faces of several young people, Li Bowen picked up the cup: "Oh! It's so easy to talk!"
Immediately, a discerning person came forward and offered a cigarette, lighting it up: "Tell me, how are you going to chase me?"
He took a deep breath and blew out a big smoke ring: "This is not easy. I see that you guys are usually embarrassed to go up and talk to beautiful girls when you see them. You always feel that you are not worthy. Come on?"
Several people nodded in unison.
"Then you are still chasing after you. No matter how beautiful the girls are, they are still human beings, and they eat, drink, and have sex a lot, so the first thing you have to do is treat them like ordinary people. The goddess is always aloof. Yes, only by leveling her status with yours can you have a chance;
Secondly, you should first get familiar with others. If you go up rashly and try to have sex with others, you will only make others think that You are a gangster, and in the end you are bold, careful, and thick-skinned;
In fact, the girls who are chased the most are the above-average-looking girls, and they also have the highest vision. On the contrary, those who are There will be very few people chasing after particularly beautiful people, because many people feel that they are not worthy of others and dare not chase them, and those who really dare to go up are many hooligans, which gives them little chance of meeting the right person. became less; so as long asOnce you are familiar with it and then pursue it, the success rate will be very high. ”
What Li Bowen said is actually based on the analysis of later generations, but it is still very suitable for this era. Most people in later generations look at money. If you don’t have money in your hands, those Pretty girls basically don’t look at them twice.
But things are different now. Everyone is the same, and there is no worship of money. If you have a serious job and recognize this person, you can get married and live a good life. It was much easier to chase pretty girls back then.
Looking at the thoughtful looks of several people, Li Bowen pointed at one of the average-looking security guards: "You, that's you, what's your name?" ? Who do you like? Tell me and I will analyze it for you! "
The young man was still a little shy and hesitantly said: "My name is Hou Dayong, I, I, I like Luo Jinfeng in the factory." The young man's words aroused the laughter of several people around him. A burst of laughter.
Jinfeng? Braised chicken? This girl’s name is delicious!
“Luo Jinfeng, isn’t it good-looking? "Li Bowen looked at several people curiously and asked.
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Several people nodded in unison: "Well, it's really pretty. She has a slim waist, a big butt, and a nice face. We, Dayong, have been staring at her for a long time! ”
“I just don’t dare to chase you, so let me ask you now!” What does she usually like to do? "
Hou Dayong shook his head.
"Then what are her hobbies? What do you like to eat? "
He shook his head again.
Li Bowen was speechless: "Then you know where she lives and how many people there are, right? "
"Oh oh oh, I know this. There are five people in her family, her parents, a brother and a sister. They live over there in Sesame Hutong! "Hou Dayong replied quickly.
Li Bowen nodded: "Well, it's okay, I'm not stupid enough to die!" Then tell me how you usually chase after me! "
Hou Dayong scratched the back of his head: "I just send her home every day and wait for her to go to work! "
"Secretly? "
Seeing Hou Dayong nod, Li Bowen patted himself on the forehead: "I'm really convinced. You are following people and sending them home. You didn't scare them to death! "
Hou Dayong looked embarrassed, while several others burst into laughter.
"If you keep sending it like this, you will see people having sex and getting married in the future. , take care of a baby, but in the end you won’t get anything out of it! You don’t even know what other people’s hobbies are, so you’re chasing after them! ”
“What should we do?” "
"First of all, you have to find out her hobbies. Then you can get close to her based on her hobbies. After the two of you get to know each other, you can justly drive her to and from get off work. If you have nothing to do, give her some small gifts and build a good relationship with her family.Yes, this is it! You are not ugly and have a good job, but why are you so timid? Do you know that there is a saying that if you are thin-skinned, you will not be able to eat, but if you are thick-skinned, you will eat enough! "
Li Bowen crossed his legs and talked. A group of young people from the security department of the textile factory gathered around him.
I don’t know when, Li Bowen saw someone giving He winked and was a little confused at first, but then turned around and saw Yu Li puffing up her cheeks and looking at him angrily.
"Uh! Yu Li, you got off work so soon! It’s okay, I’m just chatting with my brothers for a while! Go, go, go! Let's go! "Li Bowen was very embarrassed after being caught red-handed.
"Humph! "Yu Li snorted coldly and walked out of the factory. Originally, Li Bowen came to see her. Yu Li was quite happy. After running back to the workshop, she went to ask for leave with the workshop director. When she came back after cleaning up, she heard This guy was telling people how to chase girls.
Yu Li was confused. This was the experience gained after chasing many girls. Did she get deceived?
Li Bowen hurriedly ran out, and more fierce laughter came from behind.
He got on his tricycle under the big tree, quickly caught up with Yu Li, and smiled cheekily. He went up and said, "I'm angry. I was just joking with them. Don't take it seriously!" "
"Hmph, tell me, how many of your tricks have you used on me! ? How many girlfriends have you had? "Yu Li stopped and looked at Li Bowen.
"Oh! How can I have a girlfriend? I heard what others told me and I'm just bragging. You get in the car first and find a place. I'll tell you, everyone is watching from behind. Give me some respect! hurry up! "Li Bowen glanced at the pile of heads sticking out from behind.