A live broadcast room.
"Mr. I am a leading figure in the industry. Let me tell you, the imperial examination in the Ming Dynasty was the most destructive to people's hearts. Were the Four Books and Five Classics written by ordinary people? That's it. Let's talk about the Eight-legged Antithesis, compared with the Four and Six Parallel prose is still difficult to write. After an exam, it often lasts for seven days. There is nothing to do but eat, drink, and have sex. It’s sad.”
Zhang Zhou continued to drink a small drink there. Drinking wine while bragging.
This is his hobby in life. While working as a lecturer at the university, he has a dream of getting rich through his live broadcast. However, when he can't help others, he can live broadcast historical knowledge. It would be good if there can be a few viewers. I think. Earning some money for cigarettes and alcohol is nothing.
"Is this guy drunk? What nonsense are you talking about? It's boring. He's gone and watched the beautiful women dance."
The audience named "Ah Da, wait for me" below While singing the opposite tune, he left the live broadcast room.
Under his instigation, the live broadcast room that originally had seven viewers suddenly showed that only one person was left.
Zhang Zhou squinted his eyes, which were hundreds of degrees short-sighted without glasses, and carefully looked at the "1" that showed the boss above the live broadcast room. He was immediately discouraged, "I thought I would get rich today because of my drinking power, and I will start broadcasting from now on." It’s the day with the most viewers since then, and I’m the only one left. Am I making myself bored by talking to myself?”
I was about to get some peanuts, and planned to eat them with a small drink. Waiting for the next audience to listen to his bragging.
At this time, a line of words was displayed on the screen: "Don't leave, anchor, there is still me. You speak so well, hehe hehe."
Zhang Zhouyi became energetic just by looking at it. .
Looking like this, it seems that there is still a girl in the audience, otherwise why would she speak so "cutely"
Of course, it may also be pretending. There is nothing real about the Internet. , it’s common for men to pretend to be women. Anyway, we can’t reach out our hands to check the authenticity. We are just making trouble with each other
“Speak well and don’t interrupt Mr. Ben’s lecture. Am I dizzy? What’s this name? It’s a bunch of gibberish and I can’t name it properly. Chinese characters have been passed down for thousands of years, so you have these random names.”
“Anchor, I’m listening to your lecture. If you talk like this again, I’ll But let’s go.”
“No, stay and chat with me. I’ll tell you which part you want to hear.”
“I want to hear about the imperial examination of the Ming Dynasty. Especially the imperial examination in the Hongzhi period. I heard that in the imperial examination in the twelfth year of Hongzhi, Tang Bohu, a famous talent in the Ming Dynasty, failed to recover in that imperial examination."
Zhang Zhouyi was inspired after hearing this. I like this kind of history novice who has only a little knowledge, and can just use his bragging skills.
"Hongzhi was a rare shining point in the Ming Dynasty. Looking at the Ming Dynasty, it was the era when literati were most respected. The power of civil servants to suppress Wu Xun also started from that time, but it also set the stage for later The literati's disorder has laid hidden dangers."
"Anchor, just say that it was the best era for the literati. Why do you say that the literati's disorder is what you said? Follow me and listen to others.What they say is different. "
"If they are all the same, I will read it to you according to the book. Do you like it? Everyone has their own opinion. I think that era was pretty good. "
"Then anchor, do you want to go?"
"If a liberal arts man studying history wants to choose a stage in the Ming Dynasty, he must go to Hongzhi. ”
“Then I’ll take you there, will you go?”
“Is it because I drank too much, or because you drank too much and you have the ability, you can send me there”
"Then anchor, please bear with it, it will be over soon. ”
“”
A white light flashed, it was really white light. Zhang Zhou felt that all the wine he drank that day was poured into his brain at once. Lao Baigan washed his head thoroughly, his stomach was churning, and then he vomited it all out in one mouthful.
"Cough cough cough"
Coughing badly.
"Wake up, wake up, this guy can't hang his neck. He has to go to Gongyuan's manure hall to hang it. It's really a fucking hell"
"Let's see if he's still angry"
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"I've vomited all this, can I run out of breath?"
Zhang Zhou was still dizzy with anger when he heard people talking around him. < /p>
Who are they talking about
Wait
Why is there someone else in my house? Could it be that a thief came to my house to rob me while I was drunk< /p>
"I have been a soldier for two years, but you who have been trained are vomiting."
The words were very intense, and then Zhang Zhou vomited the remaining contents in his stomach again. < /p>
"It's disgusting"
"Carry it away, carry it away"
Zhang Zhou's pupils haven't shrunk yet, but he feels like there are two people holding him up with four arms , to lift him out.
After vomiting this time, his head was a little clearer. It didn’t seem like he was being robbed, but more like an angel in white.
Could it be that I drank it? I carried it on my back, and an ambulance came to take me to first aid
"Don't do anything, as promised, I just drank two more drinks, and I'm not doing well, the money for the ambulance I won't pay. You didn't ask for verification before you got out of the car."
Zhang Zhou doesn't want to be taken advantage of.
Once the ambulance rings, even if it is not a thousand taels of gold, plus the follow-up diagnosis and medication, The money was also flowing out. With my Zhang's ability to drink, I only drank half a catty, and it was to the point of leaving the ambulance
Who the hell is playing a prank
< p>That’s not right.I live alone, even if I’m drunk at home, who called the ambulance
“What number is it for him? Put him back”
< p>"A character number two house. ”Zhang Zhoudeng felt his butt was hit and hurt, and then he was pushed onto something that looked like a table.
The pupils focused, and then he discovered
There was actually a wooden board in front of me, and on the wooden board were pens, inks, paper and inkstones, andThere was an "examination paper" that seemed to be of poor printing quality. When I looked up, I saw two soldiers wearing official uniforms with ferocious and disgusting expressions on their faces. They were raising their eyebrows and looking at them with sharp eyes that were almost threatening. he. < /p>
"I can't let him die comfortably. You dare to stand up, don't you believe me?"
Zhang Zhouyi's head was mushy.
This time he was sober from the wine, and he found that his mind was extremely sharp, and there was no smell of alcohol on his body. He was wearing a green shirt, and a strand of hair slid down his neck. He was shocked, I've turned into a fucking girl
Zhang Zhou took advantage of the situation and immediately felt that something was wrong. The regular beer belly is gone, and instead I have a thin body.
Then a large number of memories that did not belong to him poured into his mind like a torrent.
"Husband, you must take the exam well. I, my sister, Da Lang and Xiaoya are all waiting for you to be named on the exam and help us live a good life again"
etc.
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