Tang Bandit returned to the living room. The old man and Xiao Pang each held a big bowl and sat at the table drinking mutton soup.
"Brother, it's time to eat." Xiaopang raised his face to greet Tang Bandit and said, "The broth has been left to dry for you."
"Okay."
p>Tang Bandit walked over and sat down, picked up his big bowl and started eating. There is soup, meat, salt, and a handful of chili peppers for garnishing. My life has improved today.
"That little bitch has been taken care of," the old man asked without raising his head while sipping the soup.
"It's taken care of." Tang Bandit said.
"What are you going to do?" the old man asked aloud.
Tang Bandit looked up at the old man and asked aloud, "What do you mean?"
"She came from Xinxing, and she came in an escape pod because there was something wrong with escaping." Who wants to kill her?" the old man asked aloud.
He chewed a large piece of mutton liver in his mouth, looked at Tang Bandit and said, "The most important thing is whether those people will come to the door."
"We have agreed , and leave once her injury is better." Tang Bandi said.
"Well, that's a way." The old man nodded and said, "This is not your style."
"What?" Tang Bandi looked up at the old man.
"With your greed for life and fear of death, it is impossible to easily carry a stranger home. What happened today?" the old man asked aloud.
"How can you be greedy for life and afraid of death? I was just being cautious." Tang Bandit argued angrily.
After a pause, he explained aloud, "I think it is not good to leave people in the wilderness, not to mention that they are seriously injured and have difficulty moving. If you stay there, you will only die."
"Speak humanly."
"I originally wanted to leave, but she glanced at me and we looked at each other." Tang Bandit felt a little embarrassed and said, "I think she is quite She looked pretty, so I carried her back."
"Brother, I think she's pretty too," the fat man echoed, "It's just that she's too thin and doesn't look very strong. Suitable for hitting stones."
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The old man hit the little fat man on the head and cursed, "What's your business?"
Little The fat man looked aggrieved, but he didn't dare to argue with the old man, so he quickly picked up the big bowl and drank the soup.
"Don't hit him all the time." Tang Bandit frowned, looked at Xiaopang and said, "Don't even hit him on the head, he will be beaten silly."
"That's him. IQ, beating him is just to help him get better." The old man was dissatisfied with Tang Bandi's interference in his way of educating Xiaopang, and said loudly, "This is your business. If you think the person is good-looking, you should give him up." Bring her back. You want to keep her?"
"Do you think I can stay?" Tang Bandit asked.
"No."
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"I'm not trying to attack you." The old man saw that Tang Bandit was silent and thought he wasThe young heart was hurt, and the young man Mu Ai, as a human being, comforted him and said, "If you think about this person's face and figure, this dress, and the temperament shown in every gesture, do you think this barren land can survive?" "
"Do people like you for not taking a shower for a long time, or for not having a haircut for many years, or for living a stimulating life where you have one meal and no next meal? You must be self-aware."< /p>
"When have you ever seen someone move their hands and feet?" Tang Bandi curled his lips. He hated it when the old man pretended to understand and lectured people. "When you saw her, she was still unconscious."
"Imagination. Imagination, do you understand such a look and temperament, wearing an evening dress with a slit that ends here?" the old man said While doing this, he made a huge V-shape on his chest very obscenely. "Or how dazzling she is when she wears a handsome Phoenix Empire military uniform."
"By the way, she said her name is Phoenix," Tang Bandit said.
The old man's expression froze slightly, and he was relieved for a moment, and said loudly, "It's not surprising that there are only eight thousand people named Phoenix in the Phoenix Empire."
Tang Bandit nodded, his eyes He looked at the old man doubtfully and said, "You sound familiar with the Phoenix Empire as if you have been to Xinxing."
"You haven't eaten pork, how can you not see pigs running? You forgot Who am I? I am the most famous guide in the Henshan gathering area. Those nobles from Xinxing want to explore and search for tombs. I am indispensable. I have heard them say many things about Xinxing."
"Look at how proud you are." Tang Bandit couldn't help pouring cold water on the old man and said loudly, "I only heard a few words from others, and it's as if you have lived up there for many years. "
"I'm not going. What's so good about Xinxing is that we hate the mountain." The old man gnawed the double-headed mutton in his mouth and said loudly, "We want to eat here. You can eat whatever you want, you can hit rocks if you want, and you can’t take a shower if you don’t want to.”
“There are no wild beasts on Xinxing, there is no acid rain, and there is no need to hit rocks every day. I heard that machines are used. "The fat man interrupted.
“You know nothing.” The old man glanced sideways at the fat man and said, “There are people up there, densely packed with people. The human heart is much scarier than the fangs of wild beasts.”
“You are there again. You've never fought a wild beast, what do you know?" Bandit Tang was making trouble next to him.
For as long as he can remember, he has been digging up mountain earthworms and gophers with a shovel.
Since childhood, he has shouldered the burden of life for his family.
"Fart. When you two were little, it wasn't me who pooped and peed for you to grow bigger. You climbed out of your mother's womb and you could hunt. If I didn't go hunting at that time, what would you two eat and drink? What?" the old man cursed angrily.
Tang Bandit and Xiaopang were silent.
What the old man said is true and they cannot refute it.
The old man looked at Tang BanditEyes, he said, "Don't be sad. People who don't belong here are just passers-by in life, just like the prey you bring back when you go out every day. Today it's a two-headed sheep, tomorrow it's a wild boar. The final result is to eat it." That's good."
Tang Bandit was shocked and said, "Didn't we agree that we won't eat people?"
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The old man slapped him. On Tang Bandit's head, he said with hatred, "I'm not talking about eating."
"Then how to eat"
"Sleep. I'm talking about sleeping. ”
“Why should I sleep with her? Isn’t it better to sleep in the same bed by myself? It’s big and wide. You can sleep as much as you want and roll around as you want”
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The old man looked at Tang Bandit and then at the little fat man who had his head buried in the big bowl. He thought to himself that the adolescence problems of these two bastards also need to be taken seriously.
But how to educate them in this regard
We can’t find a girl to demonstrate to them on the spot.
Besides, there are no girls to be found
Of course, there are many girls in human gathering areas. With their burly physiques and good skills in building stone houses, I imagine there will be many girls willing to sleep with him.
It’s just that I don’t like it
“Anyway, the eating I am talking about is not the same thing as the eating you want, and the sleep I am talking about is not the same thing as your usual sleep. Son." The old man looked furious and said, "Anyway, just don't wipe your eyes and cry when this little girl leaves."
"How could I want her to leave quickly?" Tang Bao said. said.
The old man looked at Tang Bandit suspiciously and asked "Why?"
"We have agreed that after she returns to Xinxing, in order to thank me for saving her life, she I will be given a flying car, three pulse guns and a ton of supplies."
"Think about it, if I have these, I will drive a flying car out to find prey in the future, carrying a pulse gun God will kill the god if he blocks it, and Buddha will kill the Buddha if he blocks it. Even if I encounter a mutated Vajra Tiger, I can remove its hind legs and make skewers for you."
"You are stupid," the old man said. He stared at Tang Bandit in surprise, feeling that his education for so many years had completely failed. "You also believe what women say"
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"Didn't I tell you the story of Heaven and Dragon Sword? How did Zhang Wuji's mother tell Zhang Wuji not to believe women's words? The more beautiful women are, the better they are at deceiving people. The little girl you brought back is so good-looking. She must be very good at deceiving people if she has breasts and a butt."
Tang Bandit looked at the old man. He said with a smile, "Even if I don't have these things, I will bring her back, right?"
"That's true." The old man nodded and said, "You're a brat with a sharp mouth and a heartless heart. If we hadn’t been helping those orphans and widowers outside all day long, our lives wouldn’t be like this.”
“PeopleHe also helped us a lot. He helped three of us men sew and mend all day long. We were reciprocated as a courtesy. Since we all need to be rescued, if she is willing to repay us and give us everything we need, then of course it would be great. If not, we would just do good deeds and rescue a stray cat or dog. Do you think so?"
The old man looked at Tang Bandit and asked, "She really promised to give these things."
"Yes. "Tang Bandit nodded. "At least that's what she said. ”
“Go get a bowl quickly and fill it with a bowl of broth. "The old man urged.
"What are you doing?"
"We can't starve our distinguished guests who have come from afar. She is now weak and cannot eat meat. Serve more soup to nourish her stomach, so that she can recover faster and go back earlier. The elders in the family don't know how anxious they would be if such a beautiful little girl went missing. ”
“Okay. "Tang Bandit said in agreement.
The little fat man looked up at the old man, then at Tang Bandit who was busy serving soup, and sighed softly. Please remember to bookmark, the latest and fastest website to read for free without anti-theft