"Where are the legs?" the old man asked.
The Tang bandit lowered his head to look for Phoenix's legs
"I'm talking about rabbit legs." The old man said angrily.
Look at this kid’s wretchedness, even if his legs are long and thin, you can’t keep staring at him
“Give it to An Ning.” Tang The bandit said nonchalantly.
"Sending and sending again and again. Didn't I just send a large piece of mutton two days ago? How much food can the two of them eat? Do you know what you are doing?" The old man cursed and said, "Beggars treat you, poor people." Generous."
Tang Bandit glanced at the old man, sneered and said, "I dug a bag of cassava this time, but only half a bag was left."
"Of course I eat it. There are so many people in our family and Xiaopang is such a foodie. Isn't it normal for us to eat quickly?" The old man said in anger and deliberately raised his voice.
"I saw it at Mrs. Cheng's house." Xiaopang smiled honestly.
Afraid of making the old man angry, he whispered, "When I went to the kitchen to chop the rabbit legs with a knife, I found half a bag of cassava in the corner. I didn't recognize the cassava, but the bag containing cassava was from our family." The eldest brother marked it with charcoal ash."
The old man glared at Xiaopang, the traitor, and explained to Tang Bandit, "I don't think there is a lot of meat in the house now. The two-headed sheep I brought back has not been eaten yet, and now there is another red-eyed rabbit."
"Besides, you two bastards like to eat meat and don't like to eat cassava. I can eat as much as you want by yourself." Aunt Cheng came to the house to help clean up and sewed all the holes in your clothes and shoes. She also gave you two a pair of shoe soles with old fabrics, and she was going to sew a pair of cotton shoes with animal skins."
“Don’t worry about how hot it is now. The temperature will cool down in two months. The snow will be so heavy that it can even bury your knees. How can we survive the winter without a pair of lint shoes?”
“When did our family dislike cassava? When I'm hungry, I don't drink less grass root soup. Little Fatty just goes to chew the bark."
Tang Bandit waved his hand coolly and said, "Forget it, just give it away. Right. We didn’t say that Xiaopang and I were doing it openly. It’s not like some people who give things to others secretly. How can we do this with a guilty conscience?”
“I’m not. You have wronged me." The old man was furious.
Seeing the fat Tang gangster and the new girl looking at him with strange eyes, the old man also felt that his explanation was quite weak, and he could only describe the trivial things between men and women. The darker, because most people want you to have it but don't want to believe that you don't have it.
If you don't have it, this thing won't be fun at all, and it won't satisfy the public's desire to pry.
"Whatever you think." The old man put on a rogue face and said loudly, "If I say I didn't sleep, I didn't sleep. Besides, it doesn't matter what happens if I sleep, even if I sleep, That's for you tooThe cotton shoes of two bastards are offering me my beautiful body."
Tang Bandit looked disgusted and said, "Stop flattering yourself. If you want to sleep, Aunt Cheng may not be willing to accept it. With Cheng’s appearance and figure, there are so many men who want to pursue her, so it’s your turn.”
I don’t have to, but you can’t say I can’t do it.
Men are most afraid of others. He said he couldn't do it.
So, the old man hurriedly explained, "I just don't want to. If I had this intention, Aunt Cheng would have become your godmother. I think I was also called the Imperial Twin back then."
p>Recalling the past, the old man couldn't help but feel a little sad, and his mood became depressed.
He was more worried that his words would arouse the curiosity of others, but Xiaopang didn't have to worry, you just kept it. The words were put to his mouth, but he couldn't chew on them.
But Tang Bandit was so shrewd that he could dig out countless details from the smallest clues. , you can clearly see how many legs a centipede has. He is as smart as a ghost and is really not easy to fool.
It is not like his father at all, but he is like the man known as the Empire. Xiu’s mother has the same temperament
There is also Fenghuang, this charming guest from Xinxing. Although they have not been in contact with each other for a long time, some clues can still be found in their words and deeds. This one is not the same. He is easy to get along with.
He understands this truth more deeply than anyone else. It hurts deeply and deeply.
< p>"What's the empire?" Tang Bandit asked.Sure enough, he grabbed the old man's exposed tail and asked.
Phoenix's eyes were also slightly bright. He looked thoughtfully at the old man in front of him, who looked a bit wretched and thin.
“When I was young, I was known as the Two Heroes of the Empire, the Flower of the Galaxy, and the spokesperson of Blue Star. "The old man said with a serious look on his face, "I'm not bragging to you. I was handsome when I was young. Anyone who saw it would have to give a thumbs up. I am such a handsome young man with a graceful appearance. The woman who likes me is as low as From eighteen to eighty, you can circle around the Blue Star, which is more terrifying than the sales of fragrant milk tea."
Sure enough, when a person says that I am not bragging with you, what he does next Every word is a boast.
"Bah" Tang Bandit said
"Shameless" Xiao Pang muttered
Fenghuang's eyes. The look of inquiry disappeared instantly. It seemed that his thinking was too complicated.
To put it bluntly, how could an old man he met randomly in the ruins be a great big shot and how could he be related to the empire. Is it related?
All men from the old world like to brag
Fenghuang silently made a fresh mark for the old world in his heart.
"Although what you said. Not every sentence can be believed, but it can be derived from your sophistry.came to a conclusion. "Tang Bandit said aloud.
"What conclusion?" the old man asked.
"You did not become a aunt by sleeping with me. Tang Bandit said. "I didn't succeed."
"I said, it's not that I didn't succeed, but that I didn't want to." I resist. ”
“If you work a little harder, the two families will become one family. "Tang Bandit said meaningfully, "In that case, it will be more legitimate for you to take care of Aunt Cheng. Aunt Cheng can also clean up the house, and the life of Xiaopang and I will be easier. ”
Tang Bandit has indeed thought about this possibility. If the old man and Aunt Cheng come together and the two families become one family, they can more legitimately take care of Aunt Cheng, mother and daughter. Those guys who like to gossip I can't find the point of attack.
We're all sleeping together. What's the point of us having an affair?
My bottom line is lower than your line of fire, so you scold me. If so, what else can be done?
Since Mrs. Cheng and her daughter are diligent, capable and clever, and can keep the house in order, he and Xiaopang’s life can definitely be improved to a new level.
At least, you don’t have to cook for the old man when you come back from hunting every day
Only mothers are good in this world, and children with mothers are like treasures.
Tang Bandit and Xiaopang don’t have mothers. But they can find a wife for the old man.
The old man curled his lips, glanced sideways at Tang Bao and said, "Two days ago, your wife told me that you and An Ning were no longer young. , and we have all seen each other since childhood, and our relationship is very good. How about you two get along?"
Tang Bandit was shocked and said, "You actually set your sights on me. I'm still a child. ah. "
"Child, look at the children of Lao Wang's family. Those who are fifteen or sixteen years old have babies. Look at Zhang Blacksmith's daughter. She is about the same age as you. She will be married by the end of this year. Do you think? It’s still a peaceful event now.”
After the catastrophe, animals are living longer and longer, but human lifespan is getting shorter and shorter.
There is no way, the survival ability of animals is better than that of humans Too powerful.
At the beginning, animals were also extinct on a large scale. However, their numbers were too large and their reproductive ability was strong. After they adapted to the current harsh environment, They will keep mutating, and then one by one they will become the overlords of this black land.
However, it is difficult for humans to live in such a high-radiation environment. After a large number of deaths, no one will be able to survive. Even if you are willing to have children, it will be difficult to feed them.
So, there are fewer and fewer humans in the ruins, and there are more and more animals.
This is why humans are squeezed together. Another small gathering area, and the reason why ferocious animals occupy most of the land and oceans
After all, human beings have always adhered to the basic principle of eating if they can be beaten, and running away if they can't be beaten. .
Human beings are going back to ancient times, and their lifespans are getting shorter and shorter, so they have to get married earlier.
It is said.In the past, Blue Star's law stipulated that young men and women could only get married after they were eighteen years old. Now that there is no law, who will care about this kind of thing?
"Impossible." Tang Bandit shook his head and said, "An Ning and I are not the same. Maybe. Ever since I was little, I have treated her as my sister. It’s impossible.”
“It’s impossible to find a wife these days. Let me tell you, I like tranquility. Young man, there are quite a few girls about your age in the entire human gathering area. Your mother-in-law has told her to stay with you first. If you don’t like her, then give her to another family.”
< p> "That's their family matter, I can't control it. Anyway, An Ning and I can't do it." Tang Bandit said."Although An Ning has a scar on her face, this girl has a good foundation, a good heart, and can draw. You two can also chat." The old man looked worried, looking at Tang Bandit and asked, "You If you don’t like An Ning, what do you like?”
Tang Bandit glanced at Fenghuang and found that Fenghuang was also staring at him. He was actually nervous about being caught doing bad things. Feeling, his face turned red, he frowned and said, "I don't know what I like. Anyway, don't worry about this matter. I'm busy hunting every day. I don't have time to think about this."
Phoenix also helped out, He said, "Yes, scientific research has proven that getting married too young is not good for the health of both men and women, especially for women. Premature childbirth will affect it."
Phoenix really has no choice. When talking about words like uterus and ovaries in front of these strange men, I had to bite the bullet and say, "Anyway, it is very bad for women's health and the damage is very serious. I suggest that they should not consider marriage and childbirth until they are eighteen years old." Xinxingmian has a clear rule that you are not allowed to get married before the age of eighteen."
The old man had a clear view of the interaction between the two, his eyes flickered, and he stared at Phoenix and said, "I finally found something for you. A wife, you dismissed him with a few words. If he can't find a wife in the future, you marry him"
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