Chapter 21: Brother, come and play when you have time!

"Where's the gift?" Tang Bandit stretched out his hand to Phoenix.

"You're cheating." Phoenix said angrily.

Both of them gained a lot today. They each shot a pheasant and a red-eyed rabbit, which was considered a close match.

Just when Fenghuang thought the two were about to fight to a draw, Bandit Tang stabbed to death a field mouse that had just poked its head out of the cave.

Tang Bandit won

Phoenix was anxious, looking for prey all over the world, including pheasants, rabbits, voles, wood frogs

She was the only animal that hated the mountains. As if they were angry, it could also be that the two of them made too much noise just now, and none of them came out, so she didn't catch any of them.

"Why did I cheat?" Tang Bandit asked.

“Are voles considered prey? Such things cannot be eaten.”

“Who said voles can’t be eaten?” Tang Bandit looked at Phoenix with a smile and said, “There are many voles. You can eat it stewed or grilled, or you can make field mouse sashimi. Peel it, cut the meat into thin slices, put it on a plate, and eat it rolled with perilla leaves."

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Phoenix glanced at the vole with a hole in its head, and felt a strong discomfort in his stomach when he thought of them being cut into pieces and put into people's mouths.

Why does this guy always like to poke people in the head?

"The most delicious thing is roasted field mice. Wait until I get back and roast one for you to try." Tang Bandit said aloud "If you think it tastes good, you will lose this competition. How about"

Fenghuang was satisfied and said, "Deal."

I thought to myself, even if it tastes good, I will say Not tasty.

There is no way I can win.

Hey, how could she be so girly

Only her closest friends would talk to them so casually.

Could it be that Tang Bandit is already his friend?

Isn’t it possible? It’s only been a few days. She is not someone who can make friends with others easily.

Fenghuang stared at Tang Bandit in surprise. Tang Bandit was puzzled by her look and asked, "Are you attracted by my beauty again? I tell you, don't think that you are here in the wilderness." You can do whatever you want to me. Even if my body can't resist, my heart will never give in to you."

"Tang Bandit, why are you so thick-skinned?"

"It's not that I have thick skin, it's that I haven't washed my face for a long time." Tang Bandit explained seriously, "The outer layer is not shame, but gray."

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That’s not a gray face, but a shameless one.

The two of them carried the prey home. The old man smiled from ear to ear when he saw today's harvest. He trotted to greet them and asked, "Why did you catch so many today?"

"Phoenix and I competed to see who played more, so both of us played more," Tang Bandi said.

Old manOnly then did you look at Phoenix with satisfaction. Your expression was as if you were finally no longer a freeloader. He praised and said, "This is good, this is good. Didn't I say that only with competition can we make progress every time?" You and Xiaopang went hunting together just to make progress together. But instead of making progress, you both came back empty-handed."

"Can you blame me?" Tang Bandi said angrily. It’s not like you don’t know about Fatty’s physique. He runs like a hill and all the animals have finished running before we arrive.”

Little Fatty, who was smashing rocks, had an honest smile on his face. I know that Tang Bandit is telling the truth. Whenever he went hunting with his eldest brother, there was a high probability that he would come back empty-handed that day.

So later the old man only let Tang Bandit go hunting alone, while he was left at home to throw stones.

Fenghuang didn't want to make Xiaopang feel uncomfortable, so he comforted him and said, "Xiaopang, it's okay. From now on, I will go hunting with Tang Bandit, and you can just smash rocks at home. If you specialize in the art, you can hit it with rocks." Very good."

As I said this, I realized that something was wrong with what I said.

What does it mean to praise someone for smashing rocks? What is the difference between praising chubby and saying chubby, you are really fat?

"Thank you." But chubby didn't take it seriously. He smiled shyly at Phoenix.

Phoenix felt that he had been cured again. He was such a kind child.

After the Tang bandit packed up the prey, he said to Phoenix, "I will roast the field mouse for you. If you eat it once, you will want to eat it a second time. After eating it the second time, you will want to eat it a third time." "

"I don't believe it." Phoenix curled his lips.

Xinxing Zhi, what kind of delicacies from mountains and seas and alien monsters have not eaten, will this lady like to eat a roasted field mouse with the head of a deer?

The Tang bandit found a big stove and put a few pieces of Yi Throw the burning charcoal in, light the fire and wait for it to burn. Skin the vole and remove its internal organs. Use two tamarisk skewers as thick as chopsticks to pass through the middle, then place them on the fire and spin them in circles.

Soon, the vole, which was as big as a basketball, began to smoke, and the air was filled with a rich aroma of meat.

Fenghuang was watching and saw that the skin of the vole had begun to turn brown, and thought, maybe this thing is really delicious

The skin of the vole is getting more and more yellow, because The oil was too rich and turned into a golden color in the end. Phoenix was even more determined in this idea.

After all, she had begun to swallow secretly.

Tang Bandit heard the growl of Phoenix's stomach and knew that she had not had dinner yet. I smelled the scent of field mice again, so my body had a natural reaction.

The vole meat is already coated with a layer of salt when it is marinated. When it is cooked, it is sprinkled with a layer of pepper and its own secret spices, and then a large piece of vole leg is torn off and handed over. He gave it to Phoenix and said, "Try it. A field mouse can run very fast and its leg muscles are the most developed. This piece of meat is the most fragrant, tender and very delicious."

Phoenix alsoYou're welcome, I took the vole leg and took a bite.

Spicy and fragrant, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

“It’s delicious.” Phoenix couldn’t help but praise it.

"You lost," Tang Bandit looked at Phoenix with a smile and said.

Fenghuang then remembered the bet. He had clearly made a plan, and even if it was delicious, he would never say it was delicious. However, he accidentally shouted out

Of course, It was impossible for Fenghuang to express this little calculation in her heart. She glanced at Tang Bandit proudly and said, "If you lose, you lose. Isn't it just a small gift? I will do what I say, and I will definitely do it." Fulfill the promise."

"Then I'll be relieved," Tang Bandi said.

The little fat man smelled the scent of the field mouse, moved his index finger, dropped the hammer in his hand and ran over, pleadingly saying, "Brother, give me a leg too."

"One leg isn't enough for you." Tang Bandit put the vole on the tray and cut it in half with a meat cleaver.

He handed half of the vole to the little fat man and said, "Take it and eat it."

"Thank you, brother." The little fat man's eyes shone, and he squatted down holding half of the vole. The ground gnawed.

"Two bastards don't know how to leave any for me, no matter how big or small." The old man scolded.

The Tang bandit cut the remaining half of the field mouse into three parts, gave one to the old man, kept one for himself, and gave another to Phoenix. This snacker had finished chewing the leg of the vole just now and was looking over eagerly.

"This is not enough to fill the gap between teeth." The old man took his share and said with a look of disgust.

Fenghuang still retained Xinxing's good habit of respecting the elderly and caring for the young. He handed over the vole meat in his hand and said, "Uncle, you can eat my share."

Just came here When he was young, he was still politely called sir, but now he eats and lives in other people's homes, and the relationship between them has become much closer, so he calls the old man uncle as the chubby friend of Tang Bandit.

"Don't give it to him." Tang Bandit intercepted in the middle and said, "There is still a pot of porridge cooking in the kitchen. If he is not full, he can drink porridge. The elderly cannot eat so much meat, otherwise they will suffer from indigestion later. "

"Oh" Phoenix nodded and took back the vole meat in his hand.

Their Xinxing Noodles also say this, and many elderly people maintain their health in this way. The same goes for her father, who dares not eat too much meat every night for fear of poor digestion and poor sleep.

"You brat, you forgot about your father after you got a wife. You are such a heartless thing." The old man cursed angrily.

"Let's go over there to eat and ignore him." Tang Bandit said to Fenghuang, not even bothering to refute the old man's words.

I am reluctant to refute.

When you have a wife, you forget about your father

What does this mean that you have a wife?

I don’t know why, but when he heard the old man scolding him like this, he actually felt quite happy.

Just like those students who are just starting to fall in love, they hate others spreading gossip about them, but when someone does spread it, they feel a sweet and sour feeling of happiness.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the yard.

"Who is it?" Tang Bandit asked aloud.

"Fire Shrine. Open the door." Someone shouted at the door.

Tang Bandit's eyes were slightly stern, and the old man's eyes were full of murderous intent. The little fat man had already rushed over and picked up the hammer from the ground

Of course, he was not willing to throw away the field mouse in his hand. .

Because I was so nervous, I actually took a big bite and chewed it in my mouth.

Fenghuang looked at Tang Bandit in panic. She didn't expect the people from the Flame Shrine to come to the door so quickly.

She could fight her way out, but she was worried that it would implicate Tang Bandit, Fatty, and the others. < /p>

For a moment, my heart was in a state of confusion.

Tang Bandit patted her shoulder and signaled Fenghuang not to be nervous.

He pointed to the inner room and asked her to go in and hide for a while.

After Fenghuang left, Bandit Tang made a gesture, telling the old man and Xiaopang to put down their guard. If you two are so murderous, isn't it because there are three hundred taels of silver in this place?

Calm down

Calm down

Be elegant and calm at all times

Then, Tang Bandit bit off a large piece of vole meat and chewed it in his mouth, casually He walked over casually, opened the door, and asked "What's going on?"

A group of gray robes stood at the door. Seeing a young man opening the door, he asked aloud, "Is there anyone in your family?" Strangers have been to your house."

"There are three people in our family. My father and my brother." Tang Bandi pointed at the old man and Xiaopang and said, "There are no strangers in our family, we are all our own. In these days, how dare you let strangers in?"

"Ask and answer questions, how can there be so much nonsense?" A gray robe scolded dissatisfied.

"Yes, yes, the envoy is right." Tang Bandit immediately changed his face to a flattering smile.

"Have you seen any strangers?"

"Strangers" Tang Bandit thought for a while and said, "This is a gathering area, and you can see strangers coming every day"< /p>

"Is there anyone who has a particularly profound memory?"

"Yes, yes, there is a person who is blind in one eye and has a blindfold on the other eye. It feels scary to look at it. There is another When someone came, there was a monkey standing on his shoulder."

"Go in and search," the gray-robed leader gave the order.

He smelled the aroma of meat. The brothers were still working hungry, but these bastards were actually eating barbecue. Is there any natural reason?

The Flame God will not agree to this kind of thing. His old man will never allow his followers to go hungry.

"Yes" Several men in gray robes wanted to break in. They also wanted to eat barbecue.

Tang Bandit glanced at them and understood what they were thinking.

He ran over and snatched the field mouse meat from the hands of the little fat man and the old man, and then handed it to the gray-robed leader in front of him along with what he had in his own hand, and said, "Master God's work is hard, you must You're so hungry. Let's eat something to replenish our body."

Little Fatty stared at the piece of barbecue reluctantly with a look of grievance on his face.

The gray-robed leader was very satisfied with Tang Bandit's performance. He took a big bite of the field mouse meat and chewed it until his mouth was full of oil. He pointed at Tang Bandit and said, "This kid is quite sensible. I can eat it by myself." It's okay, I still have these brothers."

"I understand. I understand." Tang Bandit opened the door and said with a smile, "Everyone, please come in, I will make some barbecue for you. I don’t dare to brag, but my barbecue is the best in Henshan Gathering Area, and paired with my special spicy sauce, I guarantee that you will enjoy it.”

“Okay, let me, brother. Let's try your skills." The gray-robed leader said with a smile, and broke into the small courtyard with his brothers.

Tang Bandit winked at Little Fatty and said, "Little Fatty, go and take out all the meat from home. Lord God is coming to our house as a guest. This is the blessing we have earned over several lifetimes." It’s time to entertain them.”

Little Fatty understood, and immediately ran over to move out the big vat where the meat was stored, saying, “Brother, it’s all here.”

Tang Bandit looked into the tank and saw half a rabbit and a pheasant inside.

Tang Bandit was relieved. Little Fatty was just fat, but not stupid.

"My lords, all the meat in the house is here." Tang Bandi pointed at the vat and said, "I'm here to barbecue for the adults. I'll make sure you eat comfortably and to your heart's content."

"Stop talking nonsense and bake it quickly. When it's done, we'll get a lot of rewards."

"It's just that after looking for it all day and night, I'm going to be hungry."

"Damn, where can I find the airbending realm? We don't know what an airbending realm master looks like. We have to take a photo. If you don't have a photo, you can just draw a sketch. How can you find it if you don't have a photo?"

"Monkey , you want to die, do you know what you are talking about?"

"I'm just joking, I just said that casually. Brothers, you have to keep it a secret for me. I still have a bottle of old wine there. "Zhuyeqing, I'll invite the brothers to drink when the time comes."

"Damn monkey, if you have a good drink, you won't be able to trick the brothers this time, otherwise, hehe"

"No. Will it happen, absolutely not?"

Tang Bandit was busy cutting meat, cutting rabbit and pheasant into small pieces for barbecue.

If the whole thing was roasted, it would take years and months to be cooked

He wanted to send these plague gods away quickly, but he really didn't want them to stay at home for a second longer.

You know, there is an extraterrestrial visitor hiding inside. If they discover it, it will be another accident.

In Tang Bandit’s heartI feel so secretive. Ever since this woman came, I have been on tenterhooks every day. It's really exciting.

No, this energy cannot be wasted.

You have to pay more

While working, Bandit Tang eavesdropped on the chats of the gray robes.

The moment he heard the name of the Flame Shrine, he was able to determine that these people were looking for the door because of the death of the black robe.

He knew that the Flame Shrine would go to war because of this matter, but he did not expect that they would choose the stupidest way.

The Henshan gathering area is so big and there are so many people in the gathering area. What is the difference between this nationwide search method and finding a needle in a haystack?

What makes the Tang bandits depressed is that they actually managed to get it right. Came to the door.

Why are they roasting voles? Why are they roasting voles? Would it be better if they roasted sweet potatoes?

If they cook a pot of papaya porridge as usual, these gray robes must also You don’t mean to stay for dinner?

“Boss, do you want to look around?” a gray robe suddenly said to the gray robe leader.

Tang Bandit's heart suddenly rose to his throat. Xiaopang wanted to touch the hammer again, but the old man quietly pulled him away, and then he stopped this dangerous action.

"It's good to have a look." Tang Bandit said with a smile, "It's just two broken houses. If you search around and find no one, it can prove our innocence. Do you think so?" "

"Then you go and take a look." The gray-robed leader was chewing on the vole leg. He was not enthusiastic about this kind of thing, but since one of his subordinates brought it up, let's go around for a while to fulfill his official duties. . In this case, even if something goes wrong in the future, you can't blame yourself.

After all, it is impossible for him to take the blame.

The man in gray robe had no choice but to take over the job. He glanced at several rooms and then ran back to report, saying, "Boss, I didn't see anyone."

"This is not obvious. Just this family, the old and the young, and one silly little fat guy, how can they look like masters of the Qi Control Realm?" The gray-robed leader burst out laughing, his eyes showing the brilliance of wisdom. "Besides, if there really was an air-bending master hiding here, he would have cut off our heads long ago if we were still alive."

"The boss is wise."

" Brother Long has a bright eye, no wonder you can be the captain."

"The captain is not the boss. He will soon be the adjutant. I heard that Adjutant Chen Hu will be promoted to the black robe, so the vacated adjutant position will be the boss. "

"Then we congratulate the boss in advance."

"It's still early, it's early." The gray-robed leader waved his hands extremely modestly and said, "Several captains are competing for this position. , But you also know that Adjutant Chen Hu and I were just asking for help. He was promoted to the black robe. Can we not promote our own brothers?"

"That is"

"Of course. We still have to achieve something if we can find the guy who killed our envoy.Things are settled. "The gray-robed leader said earnestly.

"Don't worry, boss, brothers will definitely help you find the murderer. "

"Yes, let's set off after the barbecue. ”

“Even if you dig three feet into the ground, you still have to dig him out”

“What the hell, do you think air-bending masters are field mice who like to dig into caves”

While the group of gray robes were chatting and spanking, Bandit Tang had already roasted rabbits and pheasants.

First he brought a large bunch to the gray robe leader and said, " It tastes best when it's just baked. Sir, please taste it first. If you think it's not strong enough, I'll add some chili powder for you. "

"The young man will do something. "The gray-robed leader became more and more satisfied with Tang Bandit. He actually raised his noble right hand covered with grease and patted Tang Bandit's shoulder and asked, "How old is he?"

"14. "Tang Bandit said.

Shamelessly, he said he was a year and a half short. After all, the younger you are, the less able you are to control your Qi.

"I see you are quite clever. Are you interested in coming to our Flame Shrine?" The gray-robed leader actually took the initiative to offer an olive branch to Tang Bandit.

Tang Bandit showed an incredulous expression on his face and asked excitedly, "Sir, what you said is true. You didn't lie to me?"

"You brat, how can you talk? Where is our Flame Shrine and who is our boss? He can talk to you"

"That's right, I But let me tell you, don’t be ignorant of your blessings. When we wanted to enter the Flame Shrine, we had to ask our grandfather and grandma to find middlemen for introductions."

"Our brother Long is the captain, and he will be the captain soon. Adjutant, as long as he protects you, you can be a popular spicy drinker in the Flame Shrine, just wait and see.”

After the introduction of the group of people around him, Tang Bandit realized this even more This opportunity was so rare that I was moved to tears and said, "Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Our whole family is grateful to you for eating meat. Sir, please eat more meat."

The old man also came over to say kind words and thanked Gray Robe. The leader valued Tang Bandit.

The gray-robed leader was praised to the heavens, and the barbecue in his hand became more and more delicious.

Tang Bandit looked at the gray-robed leader. He said with a humble face, "Sir, I just heard that you are looking for someone. Who are you looking for? I am very familiar with this area, and maybe I can be of some help. "

"You are a little brat, how can you help?" The gray-robed leader obviously did not believe that Tang Bandit could really help, but he was very satisfied with his enthusiastic and proactive attitude. "Such a master, with one finger It can stab you to death in the head. You'd better live well, and when you get to our shrine, you'll be responsible for grilling meat for me. "

"Yes, yes, listen to the adults. All listen to adults. Tang Bandit smiled sincerely.

The gray-robed leader finished the chicken skewers in his hand and said hello, "Okay, okay, brothers, eat quickly. After we are full, we will continue to work." . There are still many families who don’t have motels. ”

“Yes, sir.”. "The gray robes began to wolf down.

The gray robe leader looked back at Tang Bandit again and asked, "What is your name?"

"Tang Bandit." "Tang Bandit said aloud.

"Tang Bandit, what a good name. "The gray-robed leader nodded, looked at the old man, and said, "Your father seems to be a fool who can't make a sound with three sticks. I didn't expect to be able to give you such a nice name. "

"It was taken by the gentleman in the village. He can read. "Tang Bandit said.

"No wonder. The gray-robed leader then took it for granted and said to the younger brother next to him, "Put a flame talisman on his door. From now on, he will be one of our own, and brothers from other teams will not come to investigate." "

"Yes, brother. ”

So a younger brother took out a talisman with a flame pattern from his pocket and slapped it on the door.

In this way, other Flame Shrine teams or The predator organization will not come to check again after seeing the flame talisman at the door.

What else do they want to check?

Tang Bandit was even more grateful and kept looking at the gray-robed brothers. After sending him all the way, he looked so loyal that he wanted to fight with the gray-robed leader right there and then.

"Brother, come and play when you have time," Tang Bandit shouted at the top of his lungs. /p>

I'm too lazy to split it up, so I'll update it two chapters at a time.

Also, feel free to throw in any votes, Lao Liu and Tang Bandit can be easily dismissed.