"Brother" Xiaopang was anxious and hurried to help Tang Bandit.
"I'm fine." Tang Bandit stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Let me rest for a while."
I am Tang Bandit, and I will lie down wherever I fall.
Vulgar homophonic meme
"What a broken hammer, we don't want it." The fat man picked up the skull hammer and was about to throw it out.
"Wait a minute," Tang Bandit shouted.
Little Fatty held up the skull hammer and asked, "Brother, what's wrong?"
Tang Bandit didn't speak, but looked at Little Fatty with strange eyes. Up, down, left, right, left, right, as if to give the little fat guy a thorough look.
"Brother, what's wrong?" Xiaopang was a little nervous and asked worriedly, "Are my eyes red and have I turned into a scary monster?"
He just saw I was really shocked when I saw Tang Bandit's various reactions while holding the skull hammer, thinking that he was possessed by a vicious god.
Now that I am holding a hammer, have I become just like my elder brother?
"Try swinging it." Tang Bandit said.
Little Fatty swung out the hammer, and heard a loud "bang" sound. A raised turtle-back stone next to him was smashed into pieces by him, and scattered everywhere like powder.
"Smash the hammer again." Tang Bandit said.
For some unknown reason, Xiaopang hit it out with another hammer.
Bang
A stalactite hanging upside down above his head was thrown away by him.
Tang Bandit's eyes lit up, he looked at Xiaopang and asked, "Do you feel like your blood is surging and you want to kill someone?"
"No." Xiaopang shook his head.
"Do you feel that your whole body is hot, like you are being grilled on a fire?"
"No." Xiaopang still shook his head.
"Do you feel uncomfortable somewhere?"
Little Fatty touched his stomach and said, "I just feel a little hungry. Maybe it's because I exercised too much today, brother, let's I haven’t had dinner yet today.”
“”
Tang Bandit looked at Xiaopang, and then looked at the skull hammer in Xiaopang’s hand for a while, and gradually confirmed himself. Conjecture in mind.
After being locked by the ferocious god's spiritual thoughts at the door just now, he struggled desperately to resist, but was counterattacked by the divine power. The fat and stupid boy forced him to force the moon to shine on the hill, but instead he acted like a normal person. What harm was done.
At that time, he felt very strange. After all, he was a practitioner and in the Qi Control realm. The resistance ability is not as good as that of an ordinary little fat man
Just now when the evil god was holding a skull hammer and wanted to smash them to death with one hammer, he was also injured more seriously. After the little fat man was thrown away by the hammer, he fell on the ground. He quickly climbed up after a roll
This hammer is a bit evil.
Tang Bandit looked at Fatty and said loudly, "Little Fatty, from now on, this hammer is yours."
The virtuous man will get the treasures of heaven and earth. .
The same hammer, if you lift it yourself, you will be worse than dead.
Nothing will happen to the little fat guy when he is picked up, and he can exert huge lethality
Tang Bandit was very hurt.
The different treatment of artifacts is tantamount to a naked declaration that the Tang bandits are immoral in the five elements.
Of course, Tang Bandit would not express his inner speculation.
Big brother’s basic dignity still needs to be maintained.
"Brother, I don't want this hammer. It looks like a skull and looks too scary." Xiaopang refused.
I just hit a rock, what kind of hammer can’t be used
What if I frighten my friends when I work with a hammer like this
Little Fatty is different from Tang Bandit. He is still very popular in the village
Besides, what if he becomes a "pervert" like Big Brother
Just now The scene where Tang Bandit brought up the hammer left him frightened, and he was afraid that one day he would do the same.
"It's different." Tang Bandit said. "Listen to me and use this hammer from now on."
Tang Bandit has figured out that since this hammer is used by the evil god, it must be a very evil thing.
The fierce god used it to blow off 9999 heads instead of 10,000
My mind is too complicated and there are many distracting thoughts, so I am easily affected. The influence and bewitchment of the skull hammer.
For example, originally I only had one point of evil, but under its catalysis and induction, I could show ten points.
That one point of hostility in my heart may turn into ten or one hundred points.
The more people you kill, the deeper your hostility will be and the more murderous you will be.
When the time comes, I will be a human or a ghost
I am afraid that I will end up as a human or a ghost.
Little Fatty is different. This kid is simple and kind to everyone. No distracting thoughts, no bad intentions
Rarely raises his head to look at the road, only burying his head in hitting stones.
He is a craftsman, a stone artist, and a craftsman who should be praised and praised.
Yes, no one has ever said anything bad about Fatty since he was a child.
Because everyone knows that if you say bad things about Little Fatty, everyone will think that you are a bad person.
A person is so simple and pure that even the evil god and skull hammer cannot affect him.
I don’t have any anger in my heart, how can you intensify my anger
I don’t have any desire in my heart, how can you make me sink into the sea of desire
This hammer and Xiaopang are a perfect match, and they are a bull's head with a horse's mouth.
The skull hammer cannot affect Xiaopang’s mind, so Xiaopang can use this artifact freely.
However, Xiaopang’s temperament obviously does not meet the Skeleton Hammer’s mate selection criteria, so it might be easier for him to win its favor.
Forget it, let them make do with each other first.
After all, even newlyweds have a running-in period, let alone mortals and artifacts.
"Use this handle to break stones."
"Use this handle to break stones." Tang Bandit said.
I'm sorry, Fierce God. I know this skull hammer is an artifact and it should be fine for hitting rocks.
It can't even hit stones. I still have the nerve to call it an artifact and qualify to enter the artifact rankings.
"Okay." Xiaopang nodded helplessly.
Since it is the request of the eldest brother, then listen to the eldest brother. Because the eldest brother would never harm him.
Seeing Xiaopang reluctantly accepting the compromise, Tang Bandit felt sad again.
He really likes this hammer. He knows very well that the blessing of an artifact to practitioners is unparalleled, but
he is full of affection.
Tang Bandit looked at Xiaopang and said, "Help me up and try."
"Okay." Xiaopang dropped the hammer on the ground and ran over to lift Tang Bandi off the ground. Help him up.
Tang Bandi used Vipassana to check the condition of his body and found that the yin and yang energy had almost helped him adjust and nourish him. The uncontrollable feeling of being upset, angry, and blood boiling had disappeared, and the burning sensation had disappeared. The pain of roasting is also completely gone.
So Tang Bandit ran over and caressed the corpse of the fierce god
The man who touched the corpse of Hate Mountain came online again.
The Tang bandits are professionals when it comes to touching corpses.
He touched a roll of animal skin from the waist of the fierce god. It was neither sheepskin nor cowhide. It was an animal skin that the Tang bandits had never skinned before. The texture is strong and durable and will last for thousands of years.
It was densely filled with small characters. Tang Bandit debated under the red light, but he didn’t understand a single word.
Of course, this did not prevent Tang Bandit from stuffing it into his pocket.
I found another white jade bottle filled with small red pills.
Tang Bandit poured it into the palm of his hand and smelled it. There was a medicinal smell, it should not have expired.
The color is horrifyingly red, and it looks like it has been dyed.
Tang Bandit thought that the old man might be able to use this thing. After all, he had many female friends.
Nothing else.
The Tang bandit was not convinced, nothing could escape the hands and eyes of those who hated him.
So, he searched inside the cave for a while.
There is really nothing left.
"Is there such a poor god as you?" Tang Bandit said with a look of disdain, "Don't call me a fierce god from now on, call me a poor god."
"Eh?" Tang Bandit said The New World was discovered.
He found that the poor god
The clothes on the fierce god were rotten, but the black cloak he wore was intact.
Tang Bandit reached out and touched it. The fabric was soft, neither silk nor silk, and he didn’t know what kind of fabric it was.
So Tang Bandit took off his cloak.
He wanted to tie the cloak around Little Fatty’s neck, but Little Fatty refused. He was so frightened that Fatty’s face turned pale and said, “Brother, these are the clothes of a dead man and I dare not wear them.”
< p>When he thought of the huge head he just saw and the confused aura of death all over his body, he worried that he would have nightmares.If you want this cloak, what if the evil god comes to see you at night?
"You bastard." Tang Bandit said angrily, "Don't forget about such a good thing."
He put the cloak on himself. There was no mirror, but he had already imagined in his mind how cool and handsome he looked at this moment.
Well, this fierce god cloak is really good
Tang Bandit said to Xiao Fatty, "Little Fatty, hit me with a hammer."
"Big Brother" Xiao Pang Fatty was horrified, looked at Tang Bandit with wide eyes, and said, "What's wrong with you?"
He found that his eldest brother became a little abnormal as soon as he was contaminated with something from the fierce god.
"Forget it, I'm just talking casually." Tang Bandit waved his hand and said, "I want to see if this cloak has any magical effects, so I'd better take it off and try again. Just in case. No, didn’t I get smashed to death by you?”
“Yes.” Xiaopang nodded repeatedly and said, “You will be smashed to death by me.”
I thought that I might do it myself. After smashing the eldest brother to death, Xiaopang felt extremely uncomfortable.
The Tang bandit is beautiful, but his fierce spirit is completely gone.
A generation of fierce gods fell into such a state of decline that their precious weapons were taken away, and even the only piece of clothing on their bodies was stripped off
Those who heard it felt sad, and those who saw it shed tears.
Tang Bandit felt that there was really nothing to gain, so he said to Xiaopang, "Let's go back."
After thinking about it, he turned around and bowed to Fierce God Three. He said with a pious face, "Thank you Lord Fierce God for the clothes and medicine. I can't repay you for your great kindness. I, Lu Yu, will be your bully for the rest of my life."
"Brother, why did you call your godfather's name?" "Xiao Pang asked doubtfully.
"Pa"
Tang Bandit slapped the little fat man on the head and said angrily, "Keep your voice down, don't let the evil god hear you."
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Tang Bandit and Xiaopang returned with a full load, and they politely closed the door to the accomplice God.
The red light scattered in the cave began to gather high in the sky, and then turned into a pair of blood-red eyes.
A huge head is looming, and the blood-like eyes are staring at the naked self on the stone platform of the cave.
"Roar"
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