Chapter 160 Catfish!

Kiss the softest mouth and hug the thickest legs.

Tang Bandit didn't know who had the softest mouth, but he knew that Xuanyuan Mingjing had the thickest legs in this academy.

When Xuanyuan Mingjing asked him to serve him a cup of tea, Tang Bandit didn't understand what it meant, so he knelt down with a plop.

Any second of hesitation is disrespectful to your thighs. < /p>

"Thank you, Master." Tang Bandit said with excitement on his face.

Si Yinchuan cupped his hands in front of Xuanyuan Mingjing and said with a smile, "Congratulations to the dean on the new disciple. This must be celebrated properly.

Xuanyuan Mingjing pointed. Pointing to the box of grape worms on the table, he said, "Didn't Xinglan catch a box of worms? After a while, he fried them and drank some wine."

"Oh, this is good stuff. If I could have another bowl of peach blossom wine brewed by the dean himself, it would really make me die alive." Si Yinchuan looked at the box of white The little meat worm is like seeing the most precious delicacy in the world.

He had previously guessed that the dean's attitude was loose and he might have the idea of ​​accepting this apprentice.

I know that the several big dishes and this pot of chicken soup that I carefully prepared have not been successful yet.

Shen Xinglan just put it bluntly, he has outstanding strength, and he doesn’t have that behemoth of the Shen family to back him up. He didn’t mean that I could be the leader of the country, but I just meant it

No. He said that I couldn't settle any matter, big or small, with just one word. Both teachers and students regarded him as a god.

"When an ordinary man is angry, blood will be splashed seven steps. When an emperor is angry, millions of corpses will be laid down. It is necessary to be brave and cold-blooded."

The Tang bandit stood up and saluted Shen Xinglan and said

"Thank you, senior brother, for your kindness."

It's like the two of them delayed their discussion.

"It's just bad, I don't have any medicine under my body. , can cure the disease of pride in his body."

"Of course, you think he also understands that, so he is willing to admit defeat and swallow up my sword energy with his own fist strength"

"In addition, I am gifted and intelligent. Since I was born, I have not had all kinds of heavenly, spiritual and earthly treasures and small supplements to nourish my bones, strengthen my roots and cultivate my qi. I received guidance from famous teachers at the age of eight, and I can feel the power of yin and yang at the age of one. "I'm angry"

"Master, go and help" Tang Bandit said.

"The two brothers have to be humble. Each of them is not good at it and each has its own merits." Sheng Jiarong said with a smile. I looked at Xuanyuan Mirror with envy and said, "The dean accepted two Bad disciple.

Then he closed his eyes and let out a breath and shouted, "What she said. ”

“You have seen the dean praise people a lot, so Bandit Tang will have to drink a few drinks. "Si Yinchuan said jokingly with a smile.

"There is a problem. "Tang Bandit said.

If one had seen it with one's own eyes, who could have imagined that the Shen family, the head of the four small families in the Phoenix Empire,Shen Xinglan, the direct descendant and the core figure who is said to be least likely to become the previous head of the family, is now circling the kitchen table like a special housewife.

However, Tang Bandit enrolled in school smoothly.

"Tonight, that bowl of soup is the best." Xuanyuan Mingjing closed the wine glass and said, "Before you drink that bowl of soup, you can't drink anymore. It can neutralize the potency of the wine. The aroma of the soup."

When they drank this bowl of pheasant and wild vegetable soup, everyone stopped talking and could only hear the sound of heads immersed in the soup.

Shen Xinglan looked at Xuanyuan Mingjing and said, "Master, it's early. Go and prepare some dishes for you and the Dean of the Department."

Others also picked up their wine glasses and agreed. He said

“Tonight’s moonlight.

“Yes. He still doesn’t have the courage to be the first and the calculating wisdom.” Xuanyuan Mingjing looked at Shen Xinglan and said, “Everything he owns was given to him by others.” He hates the food he eats, he hates the clothes he wears, even your master

"Being polite is what you should do." Si Yinchuan smiled and waved his hand.

Tang Bandit is a bold, careful and thick-skinned person. He can say what others say and do what others dare to do. In the past, he was afraid that he could actually achieve it.

Xuanyuan Mingjing picked up the chopsticks and said aloud, "I heard that a small part of the dishes tonight are made by Tang bandits. Come and try them all."

"Trouble the director of the department." Yes." Tang Bandi said gratefully.

"Yes, Master." Shen Xinglan agreed to come up, picked up the grape worms under the table and went to the kitchen to work.

The body of Shen Xinglan, who was lying on the ground, was shaken.

So he went along and gave Tang Bandit a favor. Now that things are developing as he thought, then his favor was right and worthwhile.

"The power of Junior Brother's sword is really amazing." Sheng Jialan said calmly, and was willing to accept the Tang bandit's favor.

Tang Bandit knows that if you leave it to me, I can do it myself.

Tang Bandit made a dish of tiger skin pepper, a dish of bison meat with tender bamboo shoots, a dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and a dish of fried snow mountain blue.

"Bad." Xuanyuan Mingjing nodded and said, "Let's ice two more bottles of peach blossom wine, and their brothers will drink some later."

"That's very bad, it can make him Because he was disturbed by the mortal world and tired of life, he was able to concentrate on cultivating Breaking Realm. He was unstoppable in his practice and broke many records in succession. It was thanks to this

"That and his talent and hard work It doesn’t matter, but whether you have lived and experienced, whether you have lived and experienced, whether you have experienced life and death, whether you know the warmth of human kindness, how you feel love, whether you have hatred in your heart, whether you have a heart of prayer, how can you retreat to the master’s level? environment"

"Yes. Shen Xinglan nodded in denial and said, "When Master invited me to retreat to the Grape Courtyard, you didn't understand Master's intention. Master wants to give you a catfish, and you also need that catfish. So, youWilling to fulfill me.

Sheng Jiarong drank too much wine in the evening, and a blush appeared on her face, but she didn't feel drunk at all. She stood up and said, "Send Tang Bandit back to rest. I'm afraid she will arrange the accommodation for other classmates." If I give it to you, I'm afraid he will know where he will stay tonight.

"It's natural. It wasn't the dean who invited you, but you had to come here shamelessly. .

Besides, my cooking skills are also wrong. I can let Shen Xinglan finish all the flattery by myself

Tang Bandit opened the frozen peach blossom stuffing and gave it to everyone. I poured a glass from the cup behind me.

"You hope that before I come, he can figure out what he really wants. If he wants to be born into the world, he must first join the world. How to be born after joining the world"

And then match it The deep-fried grape worms made by Shen Xinglan were piled high under the stone table.

This is my first time cooking for Master, so naturally I want to leave a deep impression on me. After thinking about Xuanyuan Mingjing's character and roughly understanding my taste, I ended my work.

Tang Bandit ran to the refrigerator and rummaged around for a while. There were many kinds of fruits and meat ingredients.

Brothers and sisters from the same father and mother compete for each other's favor, how could I allow others to interfere with my teacher

Xuanyuan Mingjing picked up the wine glass and said aloud, "That glass is a toast to the Tang Dynasty." Bandit, welcome me to your little family."

A glass of it is both cold and spicy. The two feelings are hostile to each other, but there is no wonderful unity.

"You dare, you dare. In the past, my master and senior brother had no idea what the dean wanted to eat. Just order the food and study hard." Tang Bandi said with a humble face.

As the old saying goes, if we want to capture a woman’s heart, we must first capture our stomach.

"What medicine?"

When Tang Bandi and Si Yinchuan left, Xuanyuan Mingjing drank tea from a big teapot and asked, "Do you know why you want to accept that disciple?"

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“Despite all efforts, a small number of sardines will still suffocate to death in the middle. Come on, no one releases a catfish whose main food is sardines outside the fish tank containing sardines.

"Found it. "Sheng Jialan said aloud, "A weak desire for survival and an undisguised ambition."

Very slowly, a few fresh speculations came out.

Who in the family knows? Ah

“I used to ask my senior brother for advice. "

Sheng Jialan looked at Tang Bandit and said, "You didn't realize until you ate the food cooked by your junior brother that your cooking skills are limited to "edible". Junior brother is the real little chef."

Xuanyuan Mingjing looked at Tang Bandit and said, "Let's take a good rest today and report to you early tomorrow morning.

"Dean of the Department is disgusted. Come over for dinner at any time." Xuanyuan Mingjing invited.

"Brother's fried grape worms are also very delicious. This is the first time you have eaten that dish. It is crispy and delicious and suitable for drinking."

Si YinchuanyiAfter finishing the glass of wine, I was waiting for Tang Bandit to help me pour the wine. Before I could pour myself a glass, I drank it in one gulp.

"However, that is not a fatal problem. It is enough to experience life and death. It is enough to express life. It is to experience wind and rain, how can we see the rainbow?"

"So, Master gave Did you find a catfish?" Shen Xinglan asked aloud.

"It's wrong." Xuanyuan Mingjing said aloud, "He didn't realize that there are a lot of things under me that he doesn't have."

"Sardines see you" The catfish were evaded in seven places, and the problem of hypoxia was solved, and the little one returned to the fishing port alive and well."

"Junior brother is so polite."

Caught another piece. He put the bison meat out of his mouth and tasted it for a moment. His eyes immediately lit up and he said, "That one is better. It retains the fat of the buffalo meat and makes it fresh and tender to the extreme."

"Yes, Master ." Sheng Jialan knelt on the ground and said emotionally, "This disciple must do his best and bear the brunt of Master's hard work."

He then looked at Tang Bandit and said, "From now on, you are no longer brothers."< /p>

"I have done it before. Under the old soil, you were the one who cooked the food. She knew that it was their habit to eat."

"I came here again and was invited by you. Retreating to Bailu Academy, the wind is smooth and the auspicious stars are shining low in this world. There is almost nothing that can embarrass him

I know that I have not yet captured the heart of Xuanyuan Mingjing Sheng Jiarong and Sheng Jialan

I am the senior disciple, and those things should have been done by me.

Shen Xinglan also walked over and said with a smile, "Congratulations, Master, for accepting another great disciple, Master Zhongyi." But accepting a disciple is a very happy event, and it should be celebrated in a big way. "

"Go ahead. "Xuanyuan Mingjing nodded and stuffed another grape into his mouth.

"Enough peach blossom wine. "Xuanyuan Mingjing said proudly.

Xuanyuan Mingjing picked up the wine glass and said, "Tonight's moonlight. It’s a good night without moon and wine. "

Tang Bandit grinned when he drank, but the others were happy with it.

Tang Bandit walked over and said with a smile, "Senior Brother, do you need any help? "

Tang Bandit and Sheng Jialan cleaned up the kitchen together, and then Tang Bandit said goodbye and left.

I need this damn sense of danger.

" Bandit gas. "

As I walked out of the kitchen, I saw Shen Xinglan wearing an apron and pouring oil out of the pot.

If Shen Xinglan and I had no grudges, I would try to intercept me. , and it may even prevent me from having the opportunity to worship my master as a disciple.

Tang Bandit has only been at Bailu Academy for half a day, and he has not yet fully realized the prestige of Xuanyuan Mingjing in that academy.

"He was too proud, and he felt that everything he didn't have was too much. Is he willing to fight or disdainful to fight

"I know." Shen Xinglan said aloud.

The Tang bandit originally thought that peach blossom stuffing would be soIf the name of pink is fruit wine, I thought it was a low-alcohol spirit.

Besides, before this small assessment at the First Military Academy of the Empire began, I knew clearly that she was stirring up trouble and saying some weird things behind the mirror of Xuanyuanming.

"But, I am the same, I I am very vague in my heart. If I want something, I have to fight for it with all my strength, fight hard, and even fight to the death."

If I had not used my fist energy to swallow up all my sword energy, this time The power of the sword may be enough to chop the vines in Xuanyuan Mingjing's yard into countless sections.

"Let's try his craftsmanship tonight." Shen Xinglan said with a smile, "You use that Fried grape worms in a pot, and give him other dishes. There are no vegetables or meat outside the refrigerator, so he can take whatever he knows how to do. "

However, I did help myself during the competition just now. A handful. < /p>

I made another pot of pheasant and wild vegetable soup. The pheasant was plump and there was a layer of butter floating under the soup. Lift the lid and the aroma is fragrant.

"To practice a religion, the first step is difficult, and every step is difficult, and each step is more difficult than the last. The director of the department bets that he will be able to retreat to the master realm after he is eighty years old, but you don't think so"

Xuanyuan Mingjing looked at Shen Xinglan and said aloud, "His family background is too bad and he comes from a privileged background. It doesn't matter what he wants. He will get whatever he wants."

"Advice is a dare, a fellow disciple. Brothers should ask each other for help and improve together."

Sheng Jialan also picked up the wine glass and said with an aggrieved look, "It seems that your position as chef can only be reserved for Junior Brother Tang Bandi. Get started"

"Why do I dare to stand up and say that I want you to be my tutor? Because I know, I mean, there may not be any chance"

"Luo Weiren hates eating a kind of fish called sardines. The price of live fish in the market is much lower than that of dead fish, so fishermen always try their best to bring live fish back to Hong Kong."

"Xiwu Cultivation. It is a bad thing for a person to fight against the world and lack a lot of violence. He wants to fight for fame, profit, and be the best in the world."

If Xuanyuan Mingjing had not intervened.

"Yes, Master." Tang Bandit agreed to come up.

Tang Bandit felt that he understood Sheng Jialan. I should hate Phoenix. I also know my relationship with Phoenix.

But, I just did it.

Sheng Jiarong poured herself another cup and said, "Just for that bowl of soup, you have to drink two less cups of soup that is so bad for a long time. It seems that you have no luck before."

“Go ahead and take advantage of that catfish. "Xuanyuan Mingjing said aloud.

"Why do I dare to follow your orders and would rather cut your vines into sap than defeat him? Because I know that if I let you see meWith his strength, I am afraid that I will miss that easy opportunity again

"You hope he can win." Xuanyuan Mingjing took a sip of tea, lay comfortably under the wicker chair, and said, "Yes, He is like this catfish."

Putting a piece of tiger skin pepper out of his mouth, he chewed it carelessly, nodded, and praised it, "The skin and meat are thick, and the oil is just right. Bad, spicy and sweet, with a unique taste."

Sheng Jialan glanced at Tang Bandit, but he was polite to me and asked, "Has he ever cooked in the future?" Please remember to bookmark it, the latest website Read quickly without anti-theft for free