After New Year's Eve, everyone starts counting the days until the second day of February.
The main reason why you cannot get married in the first month is that you are too busy and exhausted physically and mentally. If you get married again, you will easily die suddenly.
Just like not throwing away garbage on the first day of the first lunar month, if you get confused and throw away the red envelopes at home, you will cry to death.
Also, if you don’t urge your children to get up, they are also prone to sudden death.
On the first day of junior high school, you can’t drink porridge or eat non-vegetarian food. Superstitious explanations are given to a lot of people. In fact, after staying up all night, it’s time to go to bed in the morning. I drink a lot of water at night, and then drink porridge and eat non-vegetarian food. Things like this can easily lead to excessive gastric acidity, food reflux, and the possibility of choking to death.
There is obviously a scientific explanation, but it has to be said as all kinds of superstitions, because the people believe it more, and they are afraid!
If you don’t get married in the first month, you can do other things that you should do.
Xiaqiu Village is no different from usual. It doesn’t matter whether there is big fish or meat during the Chinese New Year, which is unhealthy. I usually eat a good mix of meat and vegetables.
Children like to set off firecrackers. These are not cheap. For safety reasons, most of them are not allowed to be held with hands.
Manually packaged firecrackers are actually very careful, and the probability of problems is very low, but no matter how low, who wants to encounter it?
If the children want to play, Xiaqiu Village will make cannon throwing separately. There are several kinds of cannon throwing. This kind is silver nitrate. It is not taken out and has not been thought of selling at all. It is just for the children to play with. .
There are also small straw whips. This one is for sale. If a child holds it in his hand, it will explode. At most, it will cause pain and cause a small blister.
What if it explodes in front of your eyes... What wouldn't be scary if it explodes in front of your eyes?
Small straw whips are cheap and made of waste straw paper. If there is no waste, use new ones. They should be dyed red to look festive.
One hundred rings for one penny can buy a pound of indica rice, in the shell.
Children can take it apart as soon as they get it. Some burn some sticks in the stove and blow them out. Some use incense. The ones that are thicker should be extinguished, and the ones that are too thin can be extinguished.
Then we started looking for cracks in walls, snowdrifts, wormholes in trees, water tanks, and stacks of firewood. If we found the last two, we would definitely kill them.
"Uncle Hanhan, you are about to get married, and the master won't come either?"
Zhu Xiongying asked Uncle Hanhan to set off firecrackers, no matter how safe the firecrackers were, Even Hanhan was not safe, and he was actually thinking about the master of Xiaqiu Village.
"Come! Come! Yeah! Hey hey hey..." Zhu Wentian responded.
"Then do you know who the master is? Grandpa Huang asked me to ask, so don't tell others." Zhu Xiongying asked again.
"I know! It's me! Master, I, Hanhan, the village guard of Xiaqiu Village, Zhu Wentian, huh huh!" Zhu Wentian replied.
Zhu Xiongying looked at this silly uncle carefully, and actually nodded seriously: "I think you are, you are not stupid at all, you know everything, you just... speak, no, your expressive ability is a little bit worse , Really, I believe you."
"Yes!" Zhu Wentian.Nodding along.
"Then after you get married and have your own baby, will you still take me to play with you? Don't go out. I won't worry about them playing with me once you leave. Then I will I’ll make you the king.”
The emperor’s grandson is now one year older and his expressive ability has also improved.
"Let me play with you. If you don't go out, just pull the hook!" Zhu Wentian stretched out his little finger.
Zhu Xiongying also said: "There is also a king, pull the hook!"
The two people said together: "Pull the hook, hang yourself, for a hundred years, no change is allowed, whoever changes. It’s a bastard! Uh-huh! Hey hey hey...”
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It’s the second day of February.
The Ministry of Rites finally made arrangements. His Highness King Qin’s wedding started early in the morning. After His Highness King Qin took the concubine, the people of Xiaqiu Village went together to get married in the evening, with the village guard taking the lead.
The twenty couples from before were waiting for this moment. The woman’s family members were all here. Some of them didn’t even know the woman’s parents. If the elders hadn’t reminded them, they wouldn’t have known how to call them.
This family member was like a village when they arrived, and everyone came to join in the fun. There was no one in the village, so the Prince's Mansion sent people to guard it.
Feed poultry and livestock, including rabbits, bamboo rats, etc. The other twenty-one villages in Xuancheng County are empty. There are big fish raised in the village's special fish ponds. Tell the guard to pour some wine. Go in, fish like to drink, Feng Shui fish.
Officials from the Ningguo Mansion also rushed over. They were mobilized after the New Year. At this time, they would not go back once they came. The handover was completed and they were all handed over to the previous officials. The officials After being promoted, officials and their families come with them.
Shijiu Lake also sent a huge team. Without Xiaqiu Village, they would not be living the good life they are having now.
Zhu Feng accepted his concubine and Gegehaji stayed in Xiaqiu Village. They were regarded as her natal family, and this natal family was more powerful!
Ling'er took twenty women to Chaotian Palace to wait, and asked Zhu Wentian to lead the team there to welcome the bride.
Now her surname is Zhu, Zhu Ling'er, her surname was removed this morning. oh! The original surname is recovery.
As soon as we get married today, Zhu Yuanzhang will appear in the evening, and he will give the surname Zhu again. The process is clear, the etiquette is consistent, and there is nothing wrong with it!
Everyone ate together in the evening. Due to the large number of people and the participation of ministers, Guanglu Temple was finally arranged.
They will do it under the supervision of the guards, maids, and eunuchs of the Prince's Palace, Prince Qin's Palace, Prince Jin's Palace, Prince Yan's Palace, and Prince Wu's Palace.
The meals cooked are also for other people to eat, and the meals for important people are still cooked by people from Xiaqiu Village.
Every dish made by Guanglu Temple must be sampled from the raw materials, and placed in a large freezer. There is no refrigerator with a small compressor. That is too difficult, and Zhu Wentian has no time to make it for the time being.
Everyone had a good rest last night. Early in the morning, Zhu Xiang’s concubine ceremony began. Stay up!
Fortunately, it didn’t snow today, otherwise as soon as the floor heating valves in key places were turned on, everything would go down.Became water.
Gege Haji’s makeup was put on by Ling’er in the morning, and before evening, Zhu Wentian put on her makeup himself.
Ling'er just put on light makeup. She was beautiful, but she lacked nutrition at first, was thin and black, and her hair was yellow and parted.
Everyone in the village was short of nutrition at that time, including Zhu Wentian who couldn't eat enough because he had too much food.
After a long day, countless photos were taken. Many groups of people were responsible for taking pictures from various angles and directions. At key positions, there was also a continuous camera, which is a movie camera used for making movies.
This was just created a short time ago. When shooting, I had to change the equipment because it needed to load film.
After Zhu Xi’s ceremony was over, everyone drove diesel tractors and gasoline cars to Chaotian Palace. This is the best thing in modern times.
No matter what kind of car, it must have an open roof.
Zhu Wentian drove a car himself, a manual transmission. The first car had no gears, just like a chess pawn.
Zhu Wentian didn’t want to go through this step, so he directly shifted into gear. He had the skills to do automatic gearing, and it would take some time to achieve it, but he didn’t want to get into gear.
There is a dividing line between manual transmission and automatic transmission. Once you are proficient in manual transmission, even if you drive a small car, switching to a truck or passenger car is nothing more than a matter of car size.
It is very easy to drive an automatic transmission car when you can drive a manual transmission car, but sometimes it feels awkward. Where is the clutch? I always want to press the clutch to change gears.
Currently, manual transmissions are safer, which refers to the safety of the equipment. Automatic transmissions are complex and may not be manufactured accurately enough, which can cause problems.
The function of the clutch is to suddenly separate the two interlocking rotating gears, and shifting is to change the other gear, which is the same principle as the bicycle's shifting.
However, because the bicycle's gear speed is slow, there is no need for a clutch, and the front and rear flywheels can be changed back and forth.
As the motorcade moved forward, all the places it passed were guarded by guards. The snack area was temporarily closed tonight and would be reopened after picking up the bride. They were given a month's rent free of charge.
As soon as the team arrived, they started going through the process, which was much simpler than Zhu Xi’s process. There were no bridesmaids blocking the door, and there was no wedding fuss.
But there is a program to write makeup-inducing poems!
"Please accept the groom to represent the collective wedding in Xiaqiu Village and compose a poem to encourage the wedding!" the emcee sent by the Ministry of Etiquette shouted in accordance with the request.
"Hey? Who represents? Hanhan is at the front, isn't he?"
Zhu Yuanzhang came with him. He wanted to watch the fun and give face to the master.
Even if there is no expert, relying on his contact and relationship with Xiaqiu Village, he can still come and take the queen, Sun Guifei and other concubines with him.
"It's Uncle Hanhan. Uncle Hanhan is an expert, he's very powerful! When we become emperors in the future, we want to be crowned kings, so it's the one who got the hook!"
Zhu Xiongying is in Zhu Yuanzhang's Talking in his arms, there was no Hanhan around. Zhu Yuanzhang didn't trust others and hugged his grandson himself.
"Stop talking nonsense!" ZhuYuan Zhang reminded his great grandson.
"I'm not talking nonsense. Uncle Hanhan is really a master. If you don't believe me, I will knock you down!" Zhu Xiongying turned his head.
Zhu Wentian also turned his head and looked at Zhu Yuanzhang: "Your Majesty, please ask your Majesty to compose a poem, regardless of meter, rhyme, or content."
"Okay! No! No! Stupid! How can you talk like this? Don't you only have three words at most?" Zhu Yuanzhang responded habitually, but suddenly realized something was wrong, Hanhan spoke too fluently.
"Your Majesty, please write a proposition, Han Fu, Tang poetry, Song lyrics, Yuan opera."
Zhu Wentian asked again. He wanted to say modern poetry and prose.
Of course, prose has always existed, but the prose in ancient times was different from the prose of his time.
For example, the "Feng Taishan Jade Certificate" written by Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, is prose. The content is: There is a certain minister who is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty and dares to declare to the Haotian God: Li Shi of Tianqi, To promote local virtue, the great ancestor Taizong was ordered to establish the pole...
He can write it even if Zhu Wentian writes it, even if the prose is less restricted by meter, it is easy to write!
"Hanhan! Are you sure?" Zhu Yuanzhang became serious.
"Your Majesty, please give me a proposition!" Zhu Wentian asked again.
"Okay! Okay! You are really good!" Zhu Yuanzhang gritted his teeth: "Okay, let's take a look. We want... uh... Song lyrics will set the storm, rhyme... squeeze the rhyme fish He Yu, let’s talk about you first, then talk about the current situation, and finally talk about you and Ling’er.”
“Huh?” Many ministers around him couldn’t help but exclaimed, now they are getting married! Can't you make it simple?
Zhu Wentian smiled and nodded: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"
He knew that the other party was making things difficult for him. What does it mean to squeeze in a rhyme? Dingfengbo has flat rhyme and oblique rhyme. Ping rhyme has one and two tones, and oblique rhyme has three and four tones.
In the previous dynasties, there were actually eight rhymes, and now there are four.
The squeeze rhyme means that the flat tone rhymes with yu, and then you can write the word with the second tone. When you write the oblique rhyme, "yu" has the third tone, and you can write the word with the fourth tone.
Theoretically, there are strict requirements that a word should not have the same rhyme of flat and oblique. This is called squeezed rhyme, and you have to change it to another rhyme.
It is necessary to avoid taboos, but if this is included in the question, it will be difficult for others, and the rhyme will be restricted. You can choose a plain rhyme, and the oblique rhyme must follow.
The key is to ask for content. Does this mean I hate you to the core?
"Tell me, now, immediately, immediately!" Zhu Yuanzhang still gritted his teeth.
"Follow your Majesty's words! Let the storm be settled." Zhu Wentian's mind was racing.
After taking a breath, he spoke out:
"I have spent thousands of years in a daze, and I have asked you about my time in the world of mortals. Flowing water, green mountains, and floating clouds gather, where are you going! I am unwilling to leave the gate with only mulberry trees."
There are thousands of songs in the world. It is boring to live in peace under the bright sky. The winter cocoon hides in the spring dew, and the two fly together without moving. ”
One can determine everything. All requirements are met.
AroundThere was silence, including Zhu Yuanzhang. He deliberately made things difficult for the other party. How could it be... so simple?
"Which one of you will come as I asked?" Zhu Yuanzhang suspected that his question was too easy for people to answer, so he asked the ministers around him.
The ministers: "..."
"Your Majesty, are ordinary people okay?" Zhu Wentian is still waiting to marry!
"Okay..."
"Okay!" Zhu Xiongying shouted loudly, with a crisp voice, and turned to look at his grandfather: "I'll just say it! Uncle Hanhan is an expert , Why don’t you believe it! The eldest brother always says that Hanhan is an expert. "Hanhan, you have to do something about being a village guard." The village chief looked at it. Say it again!
"Okay!" Zhu Wentian agreed and raised his voice: "The Yellow Pond enters the east of the Yangtze River and never returns, and the sun and the moon rise thousands of miles together. There is a village in the lower hill that has passed down its promise from generation to generation, and abides by the village rules all your life."
"Brother Hanhan, I'm here! Come out quickly, everyone. Just one representative will compose a poem to urge people to make up, not everyone. Come out quickly, we have to eat when we return to the village!"
Ling The son jumped out and ran out without forgetting to say hello to the back, and a group of women came out from behind.
"It's not appropriate, it's not appropriate...wuwuwu..." The people sent by the Ministry of Etiquette discovered that the procedure was wrong. Why did the bride run out on her own? When I stressed there, someone covered my mouth and dragged me away.
Another person from the Ministry of Etiquette quickly took over: "The bride gets into the sedan...the car!"
A group of brides got into the car driven by their husbands. The car also has the word sedan, which has been used since ancient times. The first batch of people to get married by car! Still burning gasoline.
"Grandpa, look, what my grandson said is right, right? Uncle Hanhan is a master. When we grow up and become emperors, we will make Uncle Hanhan king. I've already done this!"
Zhu Xiongying is still struggling with this issue and emphasizes that he is right.
"Yes, yes, our good grandson, you are right. Oh..." Zhu Yuanzhang comforted his grandson and turned to look at Li Chang: "Yichang, you are an honest person!< /p>
We still remember the first time we went to Xiaqiu Village. It was not so good at the time, so I asked you who was the master.
You said you were stupid at that time. Ah! I thought you were lying to me, for God’s sake!
How can you pretend that he is so good? Should we punish him for deceiving him?”
Zhu Yuanzhang felt hurt, spiritually, the kind that he couldn't even take Yunnan Baiyao into his stomach.
The head of the village shook his head and refused: "Your Majesty, why did our Hanhan deceive you? He has been helping you make money, and he also helped you tell you in advance where and what kind of disaster would happen.
All the skills were given by Hanhan. We always say that Hanhan is not stupid, he is just honest. He had a stutter at that time.
Now that we are married, our stuttering is gone! ! This is all your Majesty’s favor!
If you don’t feel relieved, you might as well kill our whole village! Anyway, we are watching the Ming Dynasty become stronger, but our thirty-year-old ancestors are crying in the memorial hall. I said that your Majesty is a good person."
"Okay, okay, Hanhan is an expert, awesome! We are convinced, but just hanging under our noses, we are not as smart as our eldest grandson.
He is a Hanhan. Good! At least we are familiar with each other, no wonder he always goes into the laboratory! Why is he... Oh, do you think we should be happy... or..."
"Your Majesty! It's a happy day!"
"Still happy? Anyway, I'm quite happy. Let's go back to the palace! Let's go, go quickly!"
Zhu Yuanzhang urged Drive the car faster, as if you want to go home to heal the pain in your heart.
"Your Majesty is not busy, you are not busy! The Ling'er family gives you a surname, a surname! Your Majesty...slow down, stop, Lao Qi, step on the brake, don't step on the clutch, hold the engine down! Otherwise you will When you are the head of the village, you explain it to your ancestors."
'Crack! Boom! ’ The man driving Zhu Yuanzhang’s car was indeed obedient. He stepped on the brake and not the clutch. The gears that meshed with each other stopped moving, and the engine stalled.
"How dare you?" Zhu Yuanzhang was shocked as he was riding in a car without wearing a seat belt.
"Your Majesty, Hanhan is our village guard. We are born as people of Xiaqiu Village and die as the soul of Xiaqiu Village. We must abide by the village rules all our lives!"
Old Qi did not say that he stepped on the wrong foot when he was nervous. He must stand firmly on the side of Xiaqiu Village and never compromise!
Zhu Yuanzhang smiled instead: "Okay, this is our Xiaqiu Village. How can those who don't protect the village protect the Ming Dynasty? For the rest of your life, remember, your village guards are with us. "It's so big that Sun has pulled the hook."
Zhu Xiongying said to himself, "Put neutral, ignition, press the brake, press the clutch, slowly lift the clutch, release the brake, it's better to be stupid." Uncle Fool! I'm so scared! "Grandpa, what is a lifetime?" The transcoding has been serious recently, which makes us more motivated and updates faster. Please use your little hand to exit the reading mode. Thank you