Chapter 158 The farce ends (two chapters in one)

The Car Door of the Siheyuan is Welded to Death Chapter 158 The Farce Ends Two-in-One Chapter

"That's how you talk to your elders"

Yi Zhonghai's expression changed instantly After completing the process of turning from white to black, Li Feng took the tachyon and pointed at Yi Zhonghai without caring.

"You stretched out your stupid face to give me a spanking. Didn't you just want the Jia family to support you in your old age? You went up to the pole and turned black into white. Where is your butt crooked?"

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After saying that, Li Feng stretched his hand, picked up a piece of fish, stuffed it into his mouth, and quickly spit it out.

"Bah, disgusting"

"You, you, you bastard"

Yi Zhonghai covered his chest, slumped on the stool, and died. He looked so high-spirited in front of everyone just now, and he couldn't even describe it even if he was blocked.

Li Feng shouted loudly, and Kuaizi kept pointing at Yi Zhonghai who was sitting across from him, and Jia Zhang who was rolling around on the ground with his head full of filth.

"Everyone is watching. This old Biden, with this aunt, got into the vegetable cellar in the middle of the night a few nights ago, and was locked in."

In the end, some gluttons couldn't resist the temptation, and put down their food and food. Seeing that they couldn't squeeze in, they simply stood on the stools and watched the excitement.

Some of them were workers in the steel rolling mill and knew Yi Zhonghai. When they saw Li Feng shouting loudly and no one in the courtyard stood up to object, it seemed that what he said was true, and they were shocked.

They were whispering to each other, the gossip on their faces was palpable, and the fire in their eyes was burning.

“This is Yi Zhonghai from the first workshop of our factory. Master Yi, I know him. He is an eighth-level worker in the factory.”

“Really, at such a young age? Maybe." The onlookers nearby heard that the boy was speaking with a specific name, and quickly put their ears to the side.

"How is it impossible? I have heard that his family has no children." This person who knows Yi Zhonghai ate a big ripe melon today, attracting the attention of many girls. I will go back to work in the factory tomorrow. According to this first-hand information, he is also the most handsome boy in the workshop.

"Oh my god, at such an old age, I can still give birth to this child." The eldest girl, who was arranged by Li Feng to eat an apple, opened her eyes like a bull's eye, looked at Jia Zhang who was flopping on the ground, and pursed her lips. .

"Why not? The family in Chaodou Hutong is fifty, and she has given birth to a big fat boy." Another person made a mistake.

"Tsk, tsk, it's true that the sword is still young, but I don't know how many acres of land can be cultivated." The eldest girl started driving the car after saying something, which shocked the people around her.

"Hey, you want to try it. I am an eighth-level worker with a monthly salary of 100. If you give me one, it will all be yours."

"tui, what? Let's talk and find someone."Young man, who knows if it's his problem that he can't have children?" The eldest girl said as she turned her attention to Li Feng, who was very proud of himself.

"This bad guy is full of bad ideas. With so many people, He is so thick-skinned."

The eldest girl was mumbling. Seeing that the yellow and green military uniform was worn tightly by Li Feng, she unconsciously wiped her saliva with her sleeves.

Zhonglu River Road , the lineups of both sides are basically together.

The Undead Summoner continues to zoom in, summoning Lao Jia

Qin Huairu wipes his tears and releases his AOE skills.

Output He Yuzhu is currently waiting for the CD to be revived.

The thief stick is too young and only has one Q skill to steal, so it is of no use at this time.

Yi Zhonghai is a human shield. He was being rubbed on the ground by our adc Li Feng, and the blood bar was visible.

"You, you are talking nonsense, I was going to the vegetable cellar to save people."

Looking at so many people. Strange eyes wandered between him and Jia Zhang. It was a cold day, and white smoke was rising from Yi Zhonghai's forehead, and a thin layer of sweat was dripping from his forehead.

It was caused by Hu at that time. In the past, he didn't expect that everyone in the courtyard would betray him and watch the excitement from the sidelines.

Everything is as Li Feng thought. People's hearts are fickle, and they don't have enough to eat or wear. In tepid times, when your interests conflict with theirs, you can only get betrayal, not betrayal, but finding the right path.

"Hey, everyone heard me. , he himself admitted that he went into the vegetable cellar, I didn't say anything else, please prove it. As for what the two of them did in the vegetable cellar in the middle of the night, we didn't see it. When we went there, we only saw someone locking the vegetable cellar door. . ”

It’s okay that Li Feng didn’t explain it. With this explanation, the scene became more lively. A poor family and a widow went into the vegetable cellar in the middle of the night. What else could they do? Some people smiled playfully, while others sneered, which showed all kinds of things in the world.

Facing the disdainful looks of everyone, Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale. He knew that the reputation he had worked so hard to build as a good guy was completely gone, and he might even have to face a lawsuit.

Looking around, there is usually a aunt to help. If she is here, she can also prove that the couple is deeply in love, but what about her

"Xiaofeng, Guangqi's wedding , let’s not say that there is nothing, it’s almost okay.”

Yan Bugui looked at Yi Zhonghai with his head lowered, his eyes flashed with wishful thinking, and he was afraid that Yi Zhonghai wouldn’t be able to bear it. He turned around and tied a rope and hung himself.

"Third uncle, I think it would be better to say it in front of everyone. I didn't start this matter today, he is easy." Zhonghai poured dirty water on me, I can’t let him talk nonsense."

Yi Zhonghai cherishes his life so much, and his uprightness is just a disguise. In order to support the elderly and not run away to Hong Kong, he dares to slap the table with Liu Haizhong directly, no Maybe he couldn't think about it.

He patted Yan Bugui's arm, knowing what this idiot was thinking.

As he spoke, he looked at the old Jue family with provocative eyes as he made a comeback against the wind.

Lao Yi, who had no power to reply, looked at Li Feng's teasing eyes and knew that the description was getting darker and darker. He supported the table with his right hand, flicked his sleeve, and decisively left the table.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was solved, the old Jia family still refused to give up.

Li Feng simply helped others to the end. He refused to leave just now. Now that Li Feng wants to leave, he will not give Qin Huairu, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law a chance.

Pressing his hands down, the whole place became quiet, wanting to hear what the real owner had to say.

“Today, everyone is enjoying the banquet in order to be lively.”

“But this guy took all the food from our table back home. , our table is all hungry now, it’s such a blessing in broad daylight, don’t worry about Qin Huairu, go directly to their house, bring the pot and take a look and everyone will know”

“Right and wrong, justice and freedom People, let’s wait and see if I’m talking nonsense. All the responsibilities fall on the US side. Bah, I’m so stupid. It’s all on the Jia family.”

Seeing that Qin Huairu wanted to stop the two of them, Li Feng gave up. Her mother winked, and seeing Li Feng passing the blame to the Jia family, Liu Yin had no choice but to help her son block Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu held her waist with one hand, pretending to be a pregnant woman about to give birth, and wiped her tears with the other hand, trying to gain sympathy. She took two steps back to eliminate the evidence, but was blocked by Liu Yin. .

Li Feng kicked his own sister who was watching the fun. Li Nan patted the footprints on her butt and bared his teeth at the brother who kicked her. Under the hint of his fist, he had no choice but to kick her. Sister-in-law Qin's arms were pinched tightly.

The two brothers looked at their father in the bright light of day.

Liu Haizhong knew that Jin'er's wedding banquet had been disrupted, but Yi Zhonghai's reputation was ruined at this time, and the uncle probably didn't have the shame to take it. Now that things have happened, a wedding banquet will replace him, this deal Not considered compensation.

Looking at Jia Zhang who was splashing on the ground, they waved their hands, and the two brothers hurriedly passed through the little hands trying to stop them and ran out of the Moon Gate.

“Dad Dongxu, you’ve been bullying our family since you left. We paid the gift money, but the old Liu family won’t let us have enough to eat.”

“Hurry up. Come back and see, this little brat, Li Feng, actually threw dirty water on me."

"The CD time of this ultimate move is so short?" Li Feng muttered under his breath.

Sitting back on the stool, as steady as an old dog, holding the fish in his hands, he said to everyone at the table.

"Look what I'm doing, pick up the vegetables and keep eating. It should be paired with some suona sounds. Oh, what a pity."

Xu Fugui nodded with a smile in his eyes, Xu Damao, whose eyes were about to pop out after patting him, continued to attack the plate of fish.

Yan Bugui looked at Yi Zhonghai lying on the ground, and at the few fish left on the plate. He felt cruel and sat down to continue eating.

In the back room, seeing the matter settled, Li Feng finally avenged himself, and Auntie finally regained some energy.

The deaf old lady's legs and feet were now strong. She stood in front of the window of her house, looking at what was happening in the yard, muttering.

"I asked your family to ask for my sweet grandson's lunch box and put him in jail. Your Jia family deserves it." After saying this, he angrily punched the cane in his hand.

Intermediate Courtyard.

The two brothers pushed open the door of Jia's house and rushed directly to the stove. They looked at the miscellaneous things in the pot, which was full of vegetables. The top was the twice-cooked pork that had just been served. Each of them carried a pot ear. , carried the dishes and rushed back to the backyard.

"Dad, look, this is a big pot full. They really haven't eaten at the emotional table."

The voice has arrived before the lucky man arrives, The whole place was in an uproar, and everyone looked at the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law with disgust. After waiting for a long time, no one at the table had eaten the food. Why should we make a fuss? This family is too greedy.

Qin Huairu paralyzed Sitting on the ground, covering his face with his hands, he cried helplessly.

"Mom, take a look, this is the twice-cooked pork that was served just now."

Liu Guangtian opened the lid of the pot, and the entire Liu family stretched their heads to look at it.

Both the bride and groom’s faces are not good-looking. This is a full pot. What do you think of it? It’s a ten cent gift, and I won’t give you a few big steamed buns to eat. It’s fine when you serve it to the table. Can't control my own hands.

Liu Haizhong's face turned purple. Although he had the opportunity to become a great man, he still lost face. He still blamed Li Feng for causing trouble. A good wedding banquet was turned into such a mess. The Jia family just took it. Well, as much as you can get.

Now it seems that this is not what Li Feng had the courage to say out loud. The people at this table in his own courtyard may not know what they will say about him in the future.

"Qin Huairu, I'll give you this dime back. Your Jia family, our Liu family can't afford it."

The second aunt was so angry that she took out a penny from her body. The dime was thrown on Qin Huairu.

"Widow Jia, we have taken back the dishes. You can go back and stop making trouble here."

"Guangfu, Guangtian, please master, please re-serve the table." "Let's take this pot of food back to the chefs to eat."

Liu Haizhong's arrangement is reasonable, but it is not appropriate to take the food out of Jia's pot and give it to the guests. Just be cruel. , gave it to the chef.

The two brothers nodded and carried the pot to the back kitchen. After dividing it among the cooks, they threw the pot beside the stick. If Qin Huairu hadn't stopped them, both brothers would have wanted to eat the pot. Put it on his back.

Banggeng looked at the result that he and his sister had worked hard for for a long time, but suddenly it was gone. He burst into tears and was driven out of the backyard by the two brothers. Qin Huairu cried and pulled her disheveled mother-in-law away.

Li Feng smiled and shook his head. The Jia family has become a hated existence in the courtyard. I believe that no one who has a banquet will think of their family at all.

Of course, the happiest thing is to avenge Yi Zhonghai in public. As soon as these people go back today, by tomorrow, the entire Forty-Nine City will know that he went into the vegetable cellar.To rest in peace.

"Everyone, I didn't expect that my family Guangqi got married and invited people who shouldn't have been invited. It was my old Liu family who was blind and thought they were all neighbors. Please bear with me today. Let's go back and continue eating. ”

The second aunt waved her hands, as if chasing ducks, to coax the onlookers back.

Seeing that it was indeed what Li Feng said, everyone was whispering to each other as they returned to their seats. It would be a shame to meet such a strange family during a meal.

"Come on, come on, keep eating. The newlyweds will come to toast me later. Let's put a cushion on each other and let's get down together."

Li Feng greeted Looking at this table, after driving away the Jia family, there was room, and several children could come to the table and enjoy the meal together. Liu Yin was still worried about her boss, so she also sat at this table.

"Captain Li, everything is fine"

Yan Bugui asked Li Feng worriedly, fearing that Lao Yi would take advantage of him and go back to seek death

"It's okay, Third Uncle, he won't be too busy to think about it. He is thinking about retirement every day. He is crazy and cherishes his life."

"You are different from him, Second Uncle, Third Uncle, Uncle Xu, You all have children, so don’t worry about old-age care. His calculations are different from everyone else’s. He thinks about asking Jia’s family to provide for him in old-age, and doesn’t even think about the reason why he ended his life.”

While eating the food, Li Feng taunted wildly, and his voice was deliberately amplified.

In fact, everyone at this table can more or less guess what Yi Zhonghai is thinking, but they are too lazy to pierce this layer of window paper.

Anyway, the Jia family is taken care of by the Yi Zhonghai family, so it will not bother other families. However, today, Li Feng lifted the table and made it clear to everyone directly.

"Li Feng, don't talk nonsense"

Liu Yin glared angrily several times, but Li Feng turned a blind eye. Liu Yin had no choice but to pinch her son in the end. Talk outward.

Li Feng had no choice but to change the topic and pointed the finger at Xu Damao.

"Uncle Xu, hurry up and find a partner for Brother Mao, right? Let's add a big fat boy to your family as soon as possible. When you retire, you will be suitable to take care of your grandson."

"No rush, no hurry, my Damao has to wait a little longer, there is no rush to have a grandson"

Xu Fugui saw that Xu Damao was about to make a mistake, so he quickly stopped him and answered in a flawless manner, without revealing a single thing about Damao's blind date.

Looking at Xu Fugui's indifferent and profound appearance, Li Feng knew that this old fox was probably worried that the news would be leaked and someone would cut off his beard and stab him.

Yes, you said you can't be in a hurry, I will see if you are in a hurry.

The topic had to be turned to Yan Jiecheng.

"Brother Xie Cheng, what's your situation? Third uncle, you're not in a hurry."

"Let him, let him, oh, fate has arrived, it will naturally happen."

Li Feng laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, Yan Lao Kou probablySeeing the big scene in Lao Liu's family today, I felt a little guilty. When I answered, my eyes were a little erratic.

"Dad, please find a famous person to tell me about it."

Yan Jiecheng stopped pretending. This opportunity is rare. Dad, I also want a wife. Watching Guang Qi marry his wife, I'm greedy too.

"Where are you going now? You are a temporary worker. I will find a wife for you. You can learn from Chief Li. You have to pursue progress so that you can find a wife easily."

Yan Laoji was stunned when he saw his son drinking a few glasses of wine. He quickly persuaded him, "It's not that my father is not doing his best. Son, you have to make progress."

Yan Jiecheng glanced at Li Feng. The current Chief Li was younger than himself and already a cadre. He chose to remain silent in embarrassment.

After the meal, the guests walked away with their stomachs full and full. Some of them they didn’t know even took the initiative to say hello to Li Feng. The big girl who was looking for apples even secretly gave Li Feng some food. Li Feng stuffed a note.

Guang Fu Guangtian and Guang Fu Guangtian returned the tables, chairs and stools with their tongues hanging out, and the aunts washed the dishes together and took their own.

Eight or nine o'clock in the evening.

Everyone had rested after a tiring day, and the entire courtyard returned to its former tranquility. Only the word "XI" on the window of Liu's house in the backyard witnessed everything that happened during the day.

Spring is here in a few months, everything is beginning to recover, and it is the breeding season of animals on the prairie.

The moonlight entered the water, and in the quiet yard, only a few flowers in the backyard could be seen. The door to the house opened a crack with a creak.

Xu Damao's bandaged Asan head sneaked under the window of Guangqi's house and prepared to listen to the wall.

As soon as I walked in, I saw a dark figure who had arrived earlier than me, huddled up.

"Shhh"

Da Mao stretched out his head and took a closer look. Isn't this Yan Jiecheng? The two looked at each other silently, pointed at each other, smiled sinisterly, and put their hands in front of the window. Squat down.

The lights in the new house had already been turned off, and there were some late-night conversations between couples.

"My thirteen and six dollars, what about you?"

"My money is about the same, stop counting"

Listen to the conversation between the two , Xu Damao frowned. On the first day of his wedding, he was counting money and yawned out of boredom.

After a while, the main event came. Yan Jiecheng quickly pushed Xu Damao, who was about to fall asleep.

"It's so cold, get under the quilt quickly"

"Have you shaved your beard clean? It's so irritating, hee hee"

" Crunchy, hmm."

"No, let's rest for a while. I've been tired for a day."

"Can you do it?"

After a while, The shaking sound of the table legs stopped.

Xu Damao's beard was trembling violently, and suddenly he paused, and his expression turned strange

After a while, the sound of the bed legs rubbing against the ground was heard again.sound.

"Dang, bang, bang" In the silent night, the crisp alarm clock rang suddenly.

"Oops, what's the sound?"

A woman's frightened cry came from inside the room, and then it was just Liu Guangqi's painful voice.

"Alarm, alarm clock, why did our alarm clock come into my house? Look for it and turn it off quickly"

The lights also turned on, and then came out of the house. I heard the sound of clothes being put on.

"Who hid it in the closet? Who did it?"

Hearing Liu Guangqi's angry voice, Xu Damao couldn't help but laugh out loud

"Who, who is outside?"

When he saw that someone had discovered him, Yan Jiecheng angrily patted Xu Damao on the shoulder. The two of them ran away.

Guang Qi opened the door. There was a sound just now, but in an instant no one was there.

I was puzzled. All the lights in the main house of my house were turned off. The whole family was tired after a long day. If you go to bed early and become a dead pig, you will not be happy in broad daylight.

"Who is it?" Guang Qi could only close the door with a cold face.

It’s midnight.

"Who did it when I knocked on your mother? Why is there one stuffed under the bed?"

The poor pair of mandarin ducks looked at each other and made the whole room go up and down. After looking for it again and making sure it was gone, we happily hugged each other and fell asleep.

Early morning.

With dark circles under his eyes, Liu Guangqi stood on the stool and took down the alarm clock from the curtain rod.

"Who did this?"

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