Cao Yan came to the school leisurely. As soon as he entered the campus, he could feel the morning sun shining through the gaps in the leaves, casting mottled light and shadow.
It didn’t take long to see Ai Hate and Ang Chi focusing on testing the lip print card, while Wang Dadong was talking loudly to Jin Bao San not far away, and snatched the lip print card from Jin Bao San’s hand. .
Cao Yan just waved and said hello casually as he passed by, and then continued to walk to the classroom with a steady pace.
However, the way was blocked by Wang Dadong's tall body.
Cao Yan raised his eyebrows slightly and asked with a little doubt in his eyes: "What are you doing?"
Wang Dadong put a familiar smile on his face and rested his head on Cao Yan's shoulders. He said: "Although we don't communicate much, just based on your generous help to me in the past two days, I know that you... are a friend worth making!"
Cao Yan frowned. Frowning, he said impatiently: "If you fart, please let it go!"
Wang Dadong looked confused, scratched his head and asked: "What, do you want to go to the toilet? Then you go first, I'm waiting for you here, don't fart here to damage your image!"
At this time, Jin Baosan jumped out from the side like a flexible monkey and said hurriedly: "Excuse me! ), Excuse me, Brother Dong~, Brother Xiao Yan just wants you to tell me if you have something to do. I don’t mean to go to the toilet, hahaha!” After saying that, Jin Baosan was as decisive as rubbing oil on the soles of his feet! walked away.
Wang Dadong was suddenly enlightened, patted his head and said: "Oh, from now on, I will speak in vernacular, what about classical Chinese? It's hard to understand."
Cao Yan was speechless. He shook his head, changed direction and was about to leave, but was blocked by Wang Dadong's strong arm again.
Wang Dadong said eagerly: "Wait a minute, I still have something to say!"
Cao Yan rolled his eyes at Wang Dadong angrily, with some boredom in his eyes, and said: "Then Say it quickly!"
Wang Dadong immediately changed his tone and said very sincerely: "I want to run for the Guava Prince, so I need someone to help me. Are you... willing?"
Cao Yan replied without hesitation: "No!"
After saying that, Cao Yan walked straight away, which caught Wang Dadong off guard, who had been preparing his speech all night. .
"Hey, you are such a difficult little brother. I have taken action so many times before, and I thought he would agree immediately. What should I do now?"
Wang Dadong looked sad. , brows furrowed, mumbling incessantly.
At this time, Heartbroken Man came from the other side and happened to pass Cao Yan.
The heartbroken man glanced at Cao Yan meaningfully, and then continued to walk towards Wang Dadong.
"Kid Wang Dadong, that guy just now was Cao Yan who you said could help you.friend? What, it seems like he didn’t agree to help you? "
The heartbroken man's voice was low and magnetic.
Wang Dadong nodded and said frustratedly: "Well, the little brother now is really confused, obviously. How come you treat me like a treasure now that you have helped me several times before? It’s hard to handle! "
Heartbroken Man: "You just turn a blind eye, hey, hey, this is not important. Since he is unwilling to help you, then I can only do it myself. ”
“Kid Wang Dadong, you go to class first, and I’ll get you a ticket!” "After saying that, the heartbroken man grabbed the lip seal card in Wang Dadong's hand, and then walked away pretending to be dignified, with a somewhat mysterious aura in his back.
Wang Dadong was a little confused, but he still went back first. Classroom.
Ultimate Classroom
Hua Linglong was lying on the chair in a miserable state, with sweat soaking his forehead and his hair disheveled. His two companions were carefully relaxing his shoulders and arms.
However, there was another person who was even worse than him. Little Spider Peter was slumped on the sofa at this time, his body and face covered with tears. It was a bright red lip mark, as if it had been coated with a strange layer of paint. Two horizontal tears were flowing from the corners of his eyes, and the tears shone in the sunlight.
Zhong Yang was standing aside. While constantly comforting Little Spider and gently massaging his arms, Cao Yan patted Little Spider on the shoulder with deep sympathy.
Thinking back to the scene just now was so terrifying!
Hua Linglong’s original plan was to risk his life to collect lip print cards, but unexpectedly, the passing little spider Peter caught the attention of those girls.
In their eyes, Little Peter, who was obviously naive and a little foreigner, was more attractive.
The classmates swarmed towards the little spider like a surging swarm. Hua Linglong hurriedly saw this. Step forward to save the little spider with Zhong Yang
So the original risk-taking turned into a battle between Hua Linglong and Zhong Yang and those crazy students.
The two of them tried their best to rescue the little spider. Hua Linglong's clothes were torn into wrinkles and Zhong Yang's shoes almost ran away.
However, Little Spider's first kiss was still taken away by an unknown girl, so Little Spider became like this.
At this moment, Little Spider's heart was filled with the hope that those girls were evil monsters. , in that case, as the righteous hero Spider-Man, he will definitely deal with them quickly and decisively
Lei Ting walked into the classroom and looked at the pitifully few lip stamp cards on the table, she couldn't help but frown. Those beautiful eyebrows were tightly knitted together.
"What's going on? Why is the collection of lip print cards so slow this year? "Lei Ting's voice was filled with a hint of surprise.
The little boy kept talking to the side.Lian sighed and said: "Originally, Master Hua was planning to risk his own life to collect lip print cards. Who knew that Cheng Yaojin would appear halfway and not only steal Master Hua's limelight, but also make Master Hua bother to save him?" !"
As soon as these words came out, the little spider's tears flowed faster, and the tears were like a flood that burst a dam.
Zhong Yang quickly comforted him: "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. Stop your emotions, stop it!"
Then Zhong Yang responded mercilessly to the little boy. , said: "What do you mean, you still blame my Peter? We were obviously just passing by, and we didn't want to steal your limelight at all. It's because you are not charming enough to attract students, and you even caused our Peter to lose his first kiss. Are you still reasonable? ! "
The little one: "Who let you pass by? You didn't choose so many roads, but you chose that one on purpose. "
The big one: " That's right, that's right!"
Zhong Yang: "Hey, you're fighting with me, right? Come on, let's have a try and see..."
Cao Yan shouted: "That's enough, Zhong Yang!"
Hua Linglong also stood up quickly and said, "Little ones, big ones!"
Hua Linglong looked at Cao Yan, then stood up and walked towards Lost Peter.
"I'm sorry that you lost your first kiss today. As the eldest son of the Hua family, my five sisters often educate me on the importance of the first kiss, so I know how important the first kiss is than anyone else!"
Hua Linglong’s voice was gentle and sincere, and his eyes were full of guilt.
"Now because of me, you lost your first kiss at the age of fourteen. I'm sorry, I hope you can forgive me!"
Peter raised his eyes and looked at Hua Linglong , wiped his tears, sat up, and said: "It's okay, it's not your fault, it's my fault that I shouldn't have passed by there!" As he said that, Peter couldn't help crying again, and continued to curl up on the sofa, that little His body trembled slightly.
At this time, Wang Dadong came to the classroom out of breath, and happened to see Little Spider curled up on the sofa and crying.
"What's going on, little foreigner, who bullied you? Tell me and I'll help you get revenge!"
Wang Dadong rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to fight. .
Cao Yan was speechless. The little spider's punch power is now as high as more than 30 tons. I need your help!
Cao Yan gently patted the little spider on the back and said to Wang Dadong: "No, he will be fine in a while!"
Lei Ting came to Wang Dadong and said : "I heard that you asked for a stack of lip-stamping cards. How about it? Did you get the tickets?"
Wang Dadong was a little embarrassed. He didn't know that the lip-stamping cards were all taken away by Heartbreaker.
So Wang Dadong chose to remain silent, his eyes evasive.
Lei Ting understood immediately and said: "It seems not, thank you for your hard work."
Wang Dadong: "What's the hard work? "
Lei Ting: "How about it? It feels good to compete with Hua Linglong and seek death, right? "
Only then did Wang Dadong react and said: "Oh, it turns out you are scolding me! "
Lei Ting smiled and said: "The response was a bit slow, but I finally understood. "
Just as Wang Dadong was about to retort, he glanced at a small stack of lipstick cards on the table.
He suddenly said sarcastically: "Oh, I thought you were so powerful. Well, it turns out it’s just this little, not a lot! "
Lei Ting immediately retorted loudly: "That's because of some... accident! "
After saying that, Lei Ting couldn't help but glance at the little spider who had just stopped sobbing, and said sorry awkwardly.
Then she said to Wang Dadong: "But with Hua It's only a matter of time before the spirit dragon's charm revives. When the time comes, I'd like to see what you do! "
At this time, the voice of the heartbroken man sounded behind Wang Dadong.
"Kid Wang Dadong"
When Wang Dadong turned around, he saw the mysterious heartbroken man. At the door, he had a sly smile on his face.
"Kid Wang Dadong, come out! ”
So Wang Dadong followed the heartbroken man to the corridor.
As if by magic, the heartbroken man took out a lot of lip stamp cards from behind, and Wang Dadong’s eyes suddenly lit up. The light seemed to illuminate the entire corridor.
"Is this all a lipstick card given to me?" "Wang Dadong's voice was full of surprise.
Heartbroken Man said proudly: "Of course! "
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So Wang Dadong felt a little carried away and walked to the classroom with this pile of lipstick cards.
" Hahaha, hahaha"
"Did you see, these are all lipstick cards voted for me?"
As he said this, Wang Dadong did not forget to show off in front of Lei Ting. After a while, he continued: "The people who voted for me are really discerning! "
"Oh, I won't let you down~"
Lei Ting was speechless and shouted directly: "Qiu Qiu! "
Qiu Qiu: "Yes! "
Qiu Qiu walked up to Lei Ting and said: "King, don't worry, we will deal with it right now! "
Then he took the lip print card from Wang Dadong's hand and began to examine it carefully.
Wang Dadong: "Check it carefully! "
After a while, Qiu Qiu took a whistle and blew it hard.
"Classmate Wang, these lip print cards of yours are invalid! ”
Wang Dadong, who was still very proud, suddenly collapsed., the body shook and almost fell.
"What, how could this happen? Lei, don't falsely accuse your classmates. What are you doing? Are you threatening others?"
"Hey, Qiu Qiu, I'll do it. To protect you, you tell everyone the truth!" Wang Dadong's words were like a strange man who abducted a child. He opened his arms as if to protect Qiu Qiu from the wind and rain.
Qiu Qiu hid behind Lei Ting in fear, his petite body trembling.
Qiu Qiu: "Although I usually like to joke a lot, those lip print cards of yours are really ineffective!"
Wang Dadong still thought it was Lei Ting who was threatening him. So he grabbed Lei Ting and pulled her behind him.
Lei Ting suddenly rolled her eyes angrily.
"Qiu Qiu, you can't see her now, tell everyone the truth, hurry up!"
Qiu Qiu was a little annoyed by Wang Dadong and couldn't help but yelled : "Okay!"
"I've said it many times, and you still want me to keep saying it, keep saying it, keep saying it..."
"Those lip print cards are just... It's the same person!"
The heartbroken man at the door suddenly felt flustered and at a loss.
Wang Dadong: "How do you know?"
Lei Ting tilted her head from behind and said: "I'm sorry, our Qiu Qiu is a human monitor because of her talent. , I will let her be the supervisor of the invoicing. "
"And as long as she tests it, she can definitely identify the lip prints of everyone in the school, and there will be no mistakes!" Lei Ting's tone was filled with excitement! confidence.
Wang Dadong said with some embarrassment: "Well...since they belong to one person, then...it counts as one vote..."
Qiu Qiu: "But those votes are all It belongs to the school worker!"
"The rules of the competition are that only students in the school can vote, and one person has one vote, and no duplicate votes are allowed, so employee votes cannot be counted."
Wang Dadong broke through the defense instantly!
"Heartbreaker!"
The heartbreaker at the door decided to grease his feet.
Wang Dadong: "How dare you run away!"
Lei Ting stepped forward and said: "Wang Dadong, you are blatantly cheating!"
Students: "Oh~ cheating!"
Wang Dadong was not afraid and decisively admitted his fault: "Okay, I admit it was my fault. What do you want?"
Hua Linglong: "Before you admit your mistake, you should let go of our King's hand first, right?"
Only then did Wang Dadong realize that he had been holding Lei Ting's hand, so he quickly let go, with a look on his face. Showing a hint of embarrassment.
Students: "Oh ~ pervert!"
Wang Dadong: "Oh shit"
Lei Ting's face was also a little blushing, and she pretended to be impatient and said: "Shut up, everyone!"
The students gave up.
After the students left, Wang Dadong looked at Lei Ting and asked, "What do you want to do now?"
Lei Ting stretched out a finger and said, "This time I will be your This high school student who is twenty-eight years old is ugly!”
Wang Dadong: “Then let’s make the rules clear once and for all!”
Lei Ting: “The lip prints of everyone in the school! It can only be printed once, and it is valid wherever it is printed, but...if the lip stamp card is lost, it will be invalid!"
Wang Dadong: "That is to say, each person's lip stamp can only be used once. "Yeah!"
Lei Ting: "That's right!"
Hua Linglong: "If you think it's too difficult, you'll just be laughed at and it won't be too embarrassing. Here!"
Wang Dadong: "Let me continue the competition, you will definitely regret it!"
After saying that, Wang Dadong left the classroom with a bit of stubbornness on his back.
On the other side, there is a group of five people watching a play.
Little Spider: "Wow, it feels so good to watch the show live! Have you felt this way before?" Little Spider's face was filled with an excited smile.
Zhong Yang: "Absolutely. I don't feel anything right now. I almost want to press the fast forward button!"
Cao Yan: "Be content, others haven't been like this yet. "
Lin Shuya: "Yes, just cherish it!"
Fang Min: "Cao Yan, what should we do now? We have finished eating the popcorn. !”
Only then did the remaining four people realize that the popcorn they had just bought as a group had been eaten by several people without knowing it, and the popcorn bucket was empty.
And Lei Ting also looked at them. Lei Ting said angrily: "What are you doing?"
Cao Yan stood up awkwardly and said: " That...it's nothing, I just feel that there is nothing wrong with us, so just be a little transparent!"
Lei Ting looked at the five people, thought for a moment, and smiled on her face. Cao Yan saw this. In my eyes, I knew it was not a good thing without even thinking about it.
So he secretly waved his hands to the four people behind him. The four people immediately understood and stood up to leave.
However, Lei Ting stopped a few people and said, "Everyone, please do me a favor!"
After that, Lei Ting told her story about "The Gray Princess" The idea was told to Cao Yan and several people including Hua Linglong.
It can be clearly felt that Hua Linglong's face is not very good. His brows are frowned tightly, as if he is thinking about something.
However, before Hua Linglong had time to think about it, two sobbing sounds interrupted his thoughts.
That’s right, it’s the living treasure duo.
Little Spider and Zhong Yang’s faces were filled with tears, and they couldn’t stop crying.Flow, the tears are like broken beads.
Little Spider: "It's so touching. What a pitiful prince, what a miserable life the Gray Princess has. After finally eating fine chaff for a few days, she has to go back to her adoptive mother's house to eat chaffy vegetables!"
Zhong Yang: "That's right. Although this prince is pitiful, he is also too stupid. At least give tens of millions to let Princess Gray live a good life!"
Everyone heard Yan fainted instantly.
Lei Ting's face was full of embarrassment, and the two of them... were really speechless.
Hua Linglong’s originally brewing sadness disappeared, and he held his head and sighed repeatedly.
Cao Yan was holding back a smile. Seeing the wonderful expressions of Lei Ting and Hua Linglong, Cao Yan's face turned red and he almost couldn't help laughing.
He suppressed his laughter, patted Zhong Yang and said, "Okay, okay, you two, stop howling!"
Only then did the two of them After giving up, the two of them took out the handkerchief in a tacit understanding, spread it on their faces, wiped their faces vigorously, took off the handkerchief, and started chatting again with laughter, as if they had never cried before.
Lei Ting and Hua Linglong’s eyes widened. Their lines were completely messed up and they didn’t know what to say. They could only give them a thumbs up silently.
Then the school bell rang and everyone started to attend class. Naturally, Wang Dadong skipped class to discuss countermeasures with Heartbreaker.
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