"A dog in front of the door was chewing meat and bones, and another dog came and broke their heads!"
After reading this poem, Ding Song and Yin Zheng's faces instantly turned purple .
Su Xiuer made a "puff" sound and couldn't help laughing.
Even the steady Su Can almost laughed and quickly held it back.
Everyone in this hall looked at Ding Song and Yin Zheng.
The foreshadowing before Lin Yi recited the poem and the content of the poem fully express Lin Yi's ridicule of these two people.
Seeing Ding Song's expression, Duolong, who was used to being bullied by him, turned his head, covered his face with his hands, and said in a voice that only Lin Yi could hear: "High!"
After holding it in for a long time, Ding Song and Yin Zheng were speechless.
Why?
If he really refutes Lin Yi, wouldn't he admit that he is the two dogs?
It’s Su Xiuer.
When Lin Yi cast his eyes on her, he noticed an angry look from the other party.
Lin Yi's heart trembled.
Oops, not good.
Although my metaphor severely satirized the two cobblers, it also compared Su Xiuer to flesh and bones. This metaphor is not suitable for a beautiful girl.
"Lin Yi, are you not serious again? I will punish you to write a poem again immediately, and you are not allowed to mess around again."
Su Xiuer's words sounded like When a young daughter-in-law reprimands her husband, it is normal for her to be angry and angry.
This made Ding Song and Yin Zheng jealous.
Lin Yi knew that Su Xiuer was very dissatisfied with the metaphor of "meat and bones" and asked him to revise it.
This is easy to handle, isn’t it just a compliment?
Lin Yi looked at Su Xiu'er. At this moment, Su Xiu'er was holding a small fan and gently swinging it. On the fan was a delicate white orchid, with a jade belt tied around her slender waist. She looked at him with a smile on her face. .
The feeling is coming!
Lin Yi took a deep breath.
"She is wearing a small fan of white orchids, and her slim waist is covered with a jade belt. It is suspected that she is a fairy who has come down to earth, and her eyes are as bright as the stars with a smile."
"Okay!"
< p>This voice came from Su Xiuer’s father, Su Can.Then a group of people in the hall started cheering.
Apart from the fact that the poem itself is good, some of these people did it to agree with Mr. Su, and most of them did it because they looked down upon Ding Song’s domineering behavior just now.
Ding Song and Yin Zheng lowered their heads and remained silent.
Obviously, Lin Yi's limerick and hymn just now deeply impacted the hearts of these two young people from two dimensions.
"I think it's obvious who the winner of this poetry competition is."
After Su Can finished speaking, he looked at Lin Yi and said, "Little brother Lin, Come and get the embroidered handkerchief."
Lin Yi pursed his lips and looked embarrassed.
I just want to hit those two villains, I didn’t think about winning the embroidered handkerchief!
At this moment, unable to get off the tiger, Lin Yi could only bite the bullet, and under the guidance of others, he came to the front of the main hall and took the embroidered handkerchief from Su Can's hand.
"Thank you, Mr. Su."
"Oh~~" Su Can waved his hand and said, "You are my daughter's friend, don't call me so outspoken, just call me Come on, Uncle Su."
I'm going!
No...
The relationship is too close, not what I want...
Lin Yi glanced at Su Xiuer next to him.
I wonder if Kumquat can be saved...
"Thank you, Uncle Su, Miss Su."
Lin Yi took the embroidered handkerchief, Hurry up and get back to your seat.
As soon as he sat down, Duolong came over and said: "Brother Lin, look, I helped you a little bit because my bones were stuck just now. Brother Lin's performance today has already We have taken a big step forward on the road to becoming Su's son-in-law."
Lin Yi handed the embroidered handkerchief forward and said angrily: "Send it to you."
Duolong moved back, waved his hands repeatedly, and said, "No, no, no, a gentleman will not take away people's love."
"..."
Lin Yi was speechless. He casually put the embroidered handkerchief aside.
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Seeing that Ding Song's face was not very good, Su Can laughed and said: "If Mr. Ding likes my little girl's embroidery, I will let you know later." The servant will take another one."
When the magistrate heard this, he immediately said: "Ding Song, why don't you thank me quickly?"
"Thank you, Uncle Su."
< p>Ding Song's face was uncertain. He was happy to get something embroidered by Su Xiu'er himself, but also gloomy because he was overwhelmed by Lin Yi just now.Su Can smiled slightly, stood up and said to everyone: "The little girl's episode has passed, and now we are back to the main theme. Our Su family has invited some martial artists to perform on stage at my father's birthday banquet today. You guys should eat and watch, I hope you all like it." After saying that, he clapped his hands, and two people got up on the table set up in the hall.
A rough old man brought a child with long hair.
It was the father and son who were playing tricks on the ground a few days ago.
The show Lin Yi has been waiting for is finally here!
......
Someone immediately recognized the father and son performing in Digong, and immediately told the people around them about the magical performance of the father and son on the street. .
Everyone likes to see something new and lively.
When someone started acting like this, everyone in the hall craned their necks, wanting to see what the father and son would perform today.
The old man came on stage, first sang harmony with the child, and then said some birthday greetings to Mrs. Su.
Then, let’s get to the point.
The old man reported the name of the first trick: Fire Refining Water Ghost.
“Okay!”
The following cheered loudly.
The child carried a large basin, and the old man held a mahogany sword and began to dance with the sword.
The child said to everyone: "There is a water ghost imprisoned in this basin. My father is doing something to attract the three flavors of true fire to kill the water ghost."
Everyone concentrated.
After finishing the practice, the old man walked around the basin and muttered something.
Suddenly, fire broke out in the water!
Causing an exclamation.
“Look, there’s actually fire in the water!”
“It turns out that the three flavors of true fire are not afraid of water.”
“Of course, the three flavors of true fire are How can the fire used by gods be afraid of the water in our world?"
The flames gradually gathered into a fireball, floating on the water and spinning rapidly around the edge of the basin.
Everyone was watching the excitement and discussing in a hurry when they heard the old man roar.
"The water ghost is not active yet!"
The sword pointed at the water surface, and the water turned red, as if the water ghost was bleeding.
It is rare to see fire floating on the water surface and the water body turning red!
The old man sheathed his sword, raised his hand to Mrs. Su, and said: "The old man borrowed this trick of refining water ghosts with fire, and wish the Su family a prosperous business!"
Lin Yi couldn't help but secretly praise, this father and son are really good at life.
Playing tricks has already earned enough eyes and shouts, and doing it again will make everyone full of praise.
What they said is right, the flame is still burning on the red water, it is not rosy.
"Okay, okay!"
This makes Mrs. Su very happy, it is beautiful and auspicious.
"My dear, is this really a fire-refined water ghost? It looks very impressive." Duolong muttered beside him.
Lin Yi smiled in his heart.
This trick is actually not difficult.
Fire in water is easy to explain.
As long as you secretly put a piece of metallic sodium in the water, sodium is an active element. When it reacts with water, it generates hydrogen and a lot of heat, so it burns, and the energy generated pushes the ignited sodium piece. Swim around in the basin.
The so-called ghost blood below should actually be phenol liquid. Phenolic acid turns red when it encounters an alkali solution, and sodium reacts with water to form an alkali solution, so ghost blood is produced.
Although Lin Yi easily deduced the principle of this trick, to be able to combine the prosperity with this trick, this old man can be regarded as careful.
"Next!"
"Next!"
Someone in the hall shouted.
The old man smiled slightly and waved to the child.
The child begged for a copper coin from the crowd, then took a piece of cotton thread from his body and handed it to the old man.
The old man holds copper coins and cotton thread.
"You should take good care of it!"
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