"Why are you here?"
When Chen Hansheng looked up, it was Zheng Guanti. He was wearing a sky blue silk pajamas, exposing his white and tender legs below the knees, and it was hard to see the hair.
"This is my home, classmate Chen Hansheng."
Zheng Guanti handed over a cup of coffee: "Drink a cup of coffee to relieve the hangover."
Chen Hansheng took two sips He put it down again: "How can I relieve my hangover with coffee? Is there any hot water?"
"No."
Zheng Guanti shrugged his shoulders: "I rarely live here myself, don't you?" To drink coffee, you can only drink tap water.”
At this time, Chen Hansheng’s head gradually cleared up and he realized that this was not Kong Jing’s home.
Although it has the same layout of two bedrooms and one living room, Kong Jing's living room is a bit "messy". This kind of chaos is not unorganized in the general sense, but is caused by too many furniture items. Yes, but it will be more lifelike;
It goes without saying that Zheng Guandi is decorating here. Marble tiles, modern electrical appliances, and lanterns with pendants are probably more valuable than Chen Hansheng's Xiaoxiali.
But what's the use? There's not even a tissue on the coffee table. Except for a TV remote control and MP3 full of English letters, the rest of the place is as clean and smooth as Zheng Guanti's face.
"How did I get here?" Chen Hansheng asked.
"It's my fault for being so nosy."
Zheng Guanti said helplessly: "I was having dinner at that hotel at noon, and I happened to meet you drunk. I thought since we are best friends, I would Go say hello, then I didn’t expect your sister Jing to rely on me.”
Chen Hansheng smiled: “Why did I rely on you?”
“She said. You need to be taken care of when you are drunk. She cannot let you sleep alone. She was already planning to take leave to take care of you."
Zheng Guanti was sitting on the sofa with her pajamas on her arms. She probably really regarded Chen Hansheng as her best friend. She stacked her two long legs on the marble coffee table without caring about the image: "She said that since she knows you, she would like to ask me to help take care of you."
"That's right." Chen Hansheng nodded.
"But your sister Jing is really nice to you."
Zheng Guanti said with a smile: "She kept sending you to my door, and then hurriedly took a taxi to the office "
Chen Hansheng took out his phone and looked at it. There were several missed calls on it. The only ones with notes were those from Kong Jing and Xiao Rongyu. Kong Jing also sent a message explaining the reason.
"I've sobered up, thank you Sister Jing."
Chen Hansheng sent another message to Kong Jing.
After a while, Kong Jing replied: "Copy that, I'm still in a meeting."
Chen Hansheng ignored him and called Xiao Rongyu again.
"Xiao Chen, what are you doing this afternoon? You don't answer the phone."
Xiao Yuer's coquettish voice is like honey, sounding sweet and crisp .
"I wonI drank too much during the afternoon party and slept all afternoon. "
Chen Hansheng opened his mouth and said into the microphone: "Ah~~, don't you smell alcohol? "
Xiao Yu'er laughed after hearing this: "How can I smell it on the phone? Okay, I believe you. How do you feel now? "
"I'm a little thirsty, so I'm going to boil some water. "Chen Hansheng replied.
Xiao Yu'er said "Yeah": "Then you go, I'm going to rehearse soon. "
After Chen Hansheng hung up the phone, he suddenly saw Zheng Guanti looking at him with contempt, and asked strangely: "Why are you looking at me like this? ”
“I don’t think I can get too close to you, because the more I come into contact with you, the stronger my desire to stay single becomes. "
Zheng Guanti asked: "Is that the girl you were watching a movie with over the weekend? "
Chen Hansheng shook his head: "No, the one you asked for directions at the school gate. ”
“I really like this girl, she is pretty and lively. "
Zheng Guanti sighed: "You lied to her like this, don't you feel guilty? "
"How did I lie to her? I was already socializing at noon. "Chen Hansheng refused to admit it at all.
"Then why don't you tell her that you no longer live in the dormitory at all. "Zheng Guanti asked back.
"She didn't ask either. "
Chen Hansheng spread his hands: "Why should I say anything she didn't ask about. "
Zheng Guanti choked for a moment: "You are still cruel. ”
Probably because Zheng Guanti discovered the Shura Field, Chen Hansheng was too lazy to hide in front of her. He hung up Xiao Yuer’s phone and called Shen Youchu, then walked to the kitchen to boil water.< /p>
“I told you, there is no electric kettle. "
Zheng Guanti followed to the kitchen, leaning on the door edge with his arms crossed.
"Isn't there natural gas? ”
Chen Hansheng turned on the natural gas with a bang, then took a stainless steel porcelain bowl in the cupboard and filled it with tap water. When the water bubbled, Chen Hansheng turned off the fire and said: “You can drink it when it’s cool. ”
“Aren’t you afraid of getting upset if you drink like this? Zheng Guanti asked.
“I’m not so squeamish. When I was in high school, I was too lazy to buy water after playing football. We drank directly from the tap.
Chen Hansheng picked up the porcelain bowl and said with a smile: "Brother Ti, if you drink this bowl of Ganges water, you will be good brothers in the next life." "
"Tch, just wait. "
Zheng Guanti took out a lemon from the refrigerator, sliced it and put it in a porcelain bowl: "This might taste better and eliminate the smell of disinfectant in the tap water. "
After drinking water, his stomach felt better, but Chen Hansheng was hungry again. Zheng Guanti pointed to the kitchen: "I haven't eaten anything myself. There are only noodles in the kitchen. Can you cook them?" ”
“When I was a child, my parents put me on the stove early in order to cultivate my ability to be independent. "
Chen Hansheng didn't brag either. He was busy in the kitchen and brought out two bowls of plain noodles. Zheng Guanti tasted them and found them quite good.
"Brother Ti, where did you see me on Saturday?"
The two were chatting while eating, and Chen Hansheng remembered this question.
"Yiwu Commodity City."
Zheng Guanti said slyly: "After I came out from watching the movie, I happened to see you and a girl in the lobby, and you were still holding her hand. On the shoulder."
"There is also a movie theater in Dongshan. Don't come to our university town to watch a movie next time."
Chen Hansheng said dissatisfiedly: "Don't scare people if you have nothing to do." p>
Zheng Guanti smiled and said nothing. After the two finished eating, they looked at each other's empty bowls.
“I won’t wash dishes anymore after I cook.” Chen Hansheng said.
Zheng Guanti didn't want to move: "I haven't washed it a few times since I was a child."
In fact, Chen Hansheng can wash dishes, but Zheng Guanti is neither coquettish nor cute, and still wants to Asking him to wash the dishes would definitely be impossible.
"Then I'll throw it away when I go downstairs."
Chen Hansheng curled his lips and said: "Both of our noble statuses are not suitable for washing dishes, and awesome people definitely don't." For repetitive things, bowls should be eaten once and then thrown away, clothes should be worn once and then replaced, and it is best to live in the house once and then sell it." Zheng Guanti found that Chen Hansheng didn't look like he was joking, so he couldn't help it. I can only stand up and clean up.
“I brought this bowl back from the United States, and it has some commemorative significance.”
When Zheng Guanti turned on the faucet, he also felt strange that he would actually help a scumbag wash the dishes... ····
Chen Hansheng sneered, can this demo be better than me?
He picked up the mp3 on the coffee table and looked at it carefully. It seemed that this should be a sample machine.
The oval purple plastic shell has good button flexibility. A line of words is scrolling on the light blue display screen, Li Yijun - "Rain Butterfly".
The sound of singing after wearing headphones is also clearer. Although it is not as good as Sony's high-end Walkman, it is much better than the BBK repeater on the market today.
Chen Hansheng was playing with the MP3, thinking what benefits could I get from this MP3?
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