Chapter 493: Who hasn't ordered a story these days?
"A pair of a's, I can't afford it"
"65b"
"75c so-so" ”
“o85e85e6090’s figure is amazing.”
Looking at the senior students who have just walked in at the door of the cafeteria in the distance, Qing Yun is sitting in the seat. They quietly reported their reasons one by one, and the last one specifically mentioned their measurements.
Kong Ziqian, Cheng Bing, and Guo Ke originally thought that the dormitory leaders were just showing off, but soon they realized something was wrong.
It was very windy in Huating in September. The senior students were all wearing coats, but soon after they walked into the door, they all took off their coats.
Whether he was trying to seduce the freshman classmate was unknown, but the sweltering heat of the Zhanshangfeng cafeteria, which didn’t even have a ceiling fan, made it impossible to wear a coat.
It is difficult for them to judge ab and cd together, but they still know the difference between a and d.
According to the order reported by Qing Yun just now, it turns out
It seems to be correct
This is the legendary ability to read countless people
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But thinking about it, they also think this is unreasonable.
After all, his fiancée is called Qin Manman, the little princess of Hopu Group.
Although they didn’t know how Qing Yun managed to find two more girlfriends under Qin Manman’s nose, they also knew very well that Qing Yun could not have a sufficient sample size to practice. This is the ability to determine the truth with just one glance.
“How did you do this?” Kong Ziqian looked at him in disbelief. These numbers were definitely not just said casually.
"I'm good at mathematics, so I won't have any worries." Qing Yun smiled faintly, and then pointed at the girls who walked in, "The principle of similarity of triangles, or the artillery jump-eye visual inspection method, We can roughly determine our distance from them, and then use the data of the dining table to be 90 cm wide, the fluorescent lamp to be 120 cm long, and the aisle to be 120 cm wide to make corrections.
Based on the above results, we got the girls’ bust size. Basic data, and then based on simple "
The three of them were shocked, it turns out that mathematics can be used in this way
What the hell, Pythagoras, Gauss, Euler, The coffin boards of Dirichlet and other mathematics greats can’t be suppressed
This ability to apply mathematics to real life is really shocking.
At this time, they discovered that mathematics is a subject closely related to life
They also discovered that the so-called genius academic masters before them were just nonsense.
Qing Yun is the real genius academic master
Combined with the gunner’s operation scenes in war movies, they can all understand the method Qing Yun said, it is nothing more than elementary level Simple applications of mathematics.
What shocked them most was that Qing Yun’s mental arithmetic ability was actuallyHowever, it is so powerful
It can be called a humanoid computer
"It turns out that the legend of Qing Yun, who is at the top of the National Mathematical Olympiad team, turned out to be true." This sentence struck them It lingered in my heart, and I was filled with emotion for a while.
Their eyes looking at Qing Yun were unconsciously full of admiration, as if they were looking at a god.
He is the God of Learning
No, it is not so simple as the word God of Learning.
They are academic masters themselves.
They have also seen the god of learning. In high schools that can recommend students to Fudan, there will be more or less god of learning.
But Qing Yun's difference has completely exceeded their understanding.
This kind of talent is so amazing, like bright stars, dazzling and astonishing. Not only can they not understand it, but they themselves cannot compare with it.
What a pity, why did he want to be a merchant?
Cheng Bing looked at Qing Yun who was immersed in cooking, and suddenly felt mixed emotions in his heart. He couldn't help but ask, "Chief, Why do you still come to the university to study? Do you want to do mathematical research in school?"
He also figured it out last night.
The three of them should not be the targets Qing Yun wants to win over at all.
The balcony door is not very soundproof, especially in the dead of night.
What Qing Yun discussed with his subordinates on the phone could be heard but not understood at all.
So, Cheng Bing also understood, how could they now be worthy of Qing Yun's win over?
And Cheng Bing had to admit that in the future, Qing Yun might not be trying to win over Qing Yun. The idea of the three of them was to give them a hand because they had been roommates for several years.
The reason why I and others tried to shirk things before was completely out of self-interest.
In other words, what Qing Yun wants to win over is the entire Fudan student group, not just three of them.
To win over the entire student group, the name of a senior or classmate, plus a friendly personality, is enough.
Qing Yun had no reason to have a heart-to-heart relationship with herself and others, let alone wear sunglasses in the cafeteria.
So, when others come to school to eat and live with me and others, they may not have a utilitarian mentality at all, but
seeing Qing Yun’s monster-like talent in mathematics , Cheng Bing suddenly had an idea.
Maybe he actually came to the school to do research
In response, Emperor Yun looked at him with a horrified look on his face, how could this little kid’s brain circuit be so strange
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How did this kid figure things out in his head to the point where he came to school to do research?
What kind of business administration should this kid study? With this ability, he should change his major and make games in the future. Designers, screenwriters, and consultants are all better than those rubbish majors.
Qing Yun shrugged helplessly, "I'm just here to plating gold. Mathematics is aKnowledge is ubiquitous and does not necessarily have to be studied in school. "
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This guy still has to pretend.
"Have you ever heard of James Simmons?"
In the third With confused eyes, Emperor Yun smiled, "Have you heard of Stony Brook University?" Kong Ziqian nodded, "It's the university where Yang Zhenning works. It has been established for 46 years." , has produced 7 Nobel Prize winners."
Qing Yun continued, "Simmons is a world-class mathematics master. He was hired as the dean of the School of Mathematics at Stony Brook University at the age of 30. He and our country's famous mathematician Chen Shengshen created Chen Simons' geometric law, and his mathematical achievements are evident."
In the eyes of the three people with amazement, Emperor Yun smiled wickedly, "But. "
He paused before continuing, "He is also the highest-paid fund manager and trader on Wall Street, and the head of the Medallion Hedge Fund."
"This" Kong Ziqian and others felt that this was too subversive of cognition.
Mathematicians, do this
While the three little kids were stunned, Qing Yun chuckled, "Don't you all think you can't make money by doing mathematical research? No need to refute me, this was the situation Simons faced back then.
So the old man decided to give the world a slap in the face and tell them that it’s not that mathematicians can’t make money, but that mathematicians don’t bother to make money. .
He decided to play big, so he founded an investment company without saying anything. In just a few years, because of his super high rate of return, the funds under management exceeded 15 billion US dollars.
Oh, by the way, Soros is not as good as him in terms of short-term returns, and Buffett is not as good as him in terms of long-term returns.
Buffett is only famous for his large scale of management. , and Simmons took the initiative to reduce the scale of management because he felt that it was too easy to make money."
This man's later story is actually more legendary, but it happened after 2005.
He even came up with a mathematical model to achieve stable arbitrage, making money while lying down. However, with this model, Thorp, the originator of quantitative investment, could only be defeated.
He is the richest among mathematicians, and the best at math among billionaires.
Who says math is useless, who says math can’t make money, Simmons was born to slap these people in the face, he is so domineering.
After saying that, Qing Yun spread his hands and said, "I do like mathematics, but mathematical research is not necessarily born only in universities.
The bckschoes option pricing model that won the Nobel Prize It is a mathematical formula model in itself, and its creation is in the real world of finance.
I actually value the application of mathematics. The application of mathematics is the process of realizing the value of mathematics.
< p>Our country is too poor."At this point, Emperor Yun's voice deepened, and his bodyIn the eyes of the three little kids, Ying looked tall and even majestic.
Cheng Bing remembered what the cheap dormitory manager in front of him said in an interview after the college entrance examination.
At first he was very scornful, thinking that this guy was just pretending to be an elephant in front of the media, but now it seems to be true.
After pretending to be cool, Qing Yun stretched his waist and said, "So, I just came to school to relax."
Looking at his sunny face I feel handsome now because I put on the toad mirror and my face became handsome. Confucius realized it.
"So, you are here to pick up girls"
As soon as these words came out, Cheng Bing and Guo Ke both laughed.
Yun Di chuckled twice, "No, it's a girl picking up on me."
This was really a shameful thing to say, but the three little brats discovered that they couldn't find them. Reasons for refutation.
Young, rich, talented, in good shape, and damn handsome
How does this make sense
Those girls on the forum before It's not like they haven't seen the poaching comments. Although most people are just talking about it, they also know that Xiaoqing just needs to let go and have sex, which is not easy.
Confucius looked at himself, who was 1.85 meters tall but weighed 185 pounds, and felt that joy and sorrow could not be shared between people.
Guo Ke smiled bitterly, "The drought will cause death, and the waterlogging will cause death."
He was not bothered by Confucius Qian's obesity, but he knew very well that his bamboo pole-like figure The figure is not what girls like either.
Cheng Bing, whose face was full of acne, poked listlessly in the lunch box with chopsticks, "It won't be so easy for us to find a girlfriend in college. Once we don't have your face, It’s worth it. We don’t have your figure. The most important thing is that we don’t have as much money as you.” Qing Yun shook his head when he heard this, “I admit that money is very important in the process of chasing girls. It’s not that important. I didn’t catch up with Qin Manman when I had no money. You don’t know that at that time, many people in our high school said that I was eating soft food.”
Confucius said with a faint look, "That's because you are talented and handsome."
He was embarrassed to say that your family conditions combined with your own conditions, you are the strongest son-in-law's talent, but Later, I just changed my life against the will of heaven.
You, Xiaoqing, are pretty good-looking. Do you think Qin Manman likes you?
Yun Emperor chuckled, "It's enough to be talented and talented. After all, there is only one Qin Manman in this world."
Cheng Bing blinked and continued. He said, "There is still a Tang Qianying in this world."
Who in the world doesn't know that Xiaoqing always has a god-sister
The Yunying Fund of Huating University of Foreign Studies opened that night After it was exposed, although no one had any evidence, there were few fools after all.
Guo Ke couldn’t hold back his laughter., followed by, "There is another Chen Yue in this world."
Chen Yue is actually quite well-known.
18 years old
Director of the general department of a listed company, assistant to the chairman
With Mr. Xiaoqing’s world-famous sex name, there is nothing in it. What a hell.
Confucius' eyebrows danced and he said maliciously, "There is another Su Caiwei in this world."
Mr. Xiaoqing and Fudan goddess Su Caiwei, these two people His name has become a banned word in the BBS forum.
Extraordinary, tall, rich and handsome, as long as you are the same, you, Xiaoqing, can always have these four girlfriends at the same time
The three of them burst into laughter, Emperor Yun's expression changed. As if he was constipated, he slapped the table angrily, "What I'm going to say next is how to find a girlfriend in college. Do you want to listen?"
Cheng Bing and others gasped. Taking a breath of cold air, he quickly nodded like he was pounding garlic.
Are you kidding
They can only envy Qing Yun’s talent in mathematics and cannot learn from it. After all, it is mathematics.
As for business success, they ask themselves that firstly, they don’t have the strength, and secondly, they don’t have the natural talent of Qingyun. If this kind of thing happens too often, they will feel unbalanced and won’t listen.
But a famous scumbag’s techniques for chasing girls
Everyone wants to hear it
Qing Yun coughed twice and took a deep breath Take a breath.
The three little kids put down their chopsticks, held their breaths, and looked at him unblinkingly with eyes full of curiosity.
Yun Emperor cleared his throat, "My throat suddenly felt a little itchy. It would be nice if I had a bottle of fresh oranges."
Confucius stood up immediately, with a lot of pee. I ran to the canteen and bought four bottles and distributed them to everyone.
Qing Yun nodded secretly, this little kid is sensible
He opened the bottle and took a sip. In the eyes of the three roommates who were about to kill him, Emperor Yun did not continue to show off. He said seriously, "To be honest, the three of you are not the type to pick up girls for fun. You should all fall in love with the purpose of getting married, right?
Of course, if you just want to have fun, you can In front of me, don't be embarrassed, just say it, you are all young people, I don't have those old-fashioned ideas, because you are only 18 years old, any responsibility or future is all nonsense."
Cheng. Bing and Guo Ke shook their heads like rattles.
Guo Ke, who has always been a bit generous, sighed, "I don't know what the two of them think. I just want two people in one city to have three meals a day for four seasons."
"If Being able to go from school uniform to wedding dress, I think it should be the happiest thing in life." Cheng Bing's eyes even brought a bit of yearning.
But Kong Ziqian shook his head, "I can only say that if it's not suitable for me, I will take the initiative to change."
Cheng Bing looked a little sideways when he heard this, "If She loves you very much, and you can change her at any time."
He never expected that this person looks honest and honest.The honest fat man can be so heartless.
Guo Ke said nothing, but there was a bit of contempt in his eyes.
Kong Ziqian lowered his head and said in a calm voice, "What if her parents don't like you, or your parents don't like her, or both parents don't like it?
What if you meet a girl who has crazy tendencies, loves to control you, and will harm herself if you don't listen to her?
What if your ideas conflict to the extreme, or your plans for the future don't exist at all? On the same channel
What if her moodiness and capriciousness will cause you great trouble and make you feel exhausted?
In this case, if she loves you again, How can you persevere?
For example, there is someone who is full of enthusiasm and longing for the future. She hopes to travel together, try all kinds of novel things, and create beautiful memories together, but you are more inclined to A stable life, with some fear of adventure and the unknown. In this case, you may feel overwhelmed and unable to bear it.
For another example, there is a person who is always full of energy and passionate about life. But you prefer to be quiet and think alone. The differences between you may make you feel unable to adapt, and you will eventually have to make a choice."
Confucius' words made Cheng Bing and Guo Ke want to speak. Again, they wanted to refute, but they didn't know where to start.
Moreover, they also know that these are likely to happen in real life.
But shouldn’t love mean that the one you love can be leveled across mountains and seas?
Qing Yun nodded secretly. Obviously, this Confucius has a lot of stories.
It’s either his story or the stories around him.
This kind of story makes his thoughts completely different from those of Cheng Bing and Guo Ke.
But
He is still a little kid at heart.
For high school students, unless they are beings like him and Qin Manman who have jumped out of the Three Realms, how far can a puppy love go?
Confucius's voice became even deeper, "Marriage" , just like gambling on life, really, this is a big gamble, and the winning rate of this gamble is not that clear.
Because the world we live in is full of unknowns, and the future is unpredictable. The same is true for marriage.
I believe you have seen some parents of classmates around you who went to the Civil Affairs Bureau for divorce the day after the college entrance examination.
You must have seen many of them. Parents criticize their children's marriages, and even forcefully interfere, which eventually leads to the breakdown of marriages.
I have seen it, I have experienced it.
My best friend has finished the college entrance examination. What greeted him when he came home was that his family was broken.
My cousin had to get divorced because of my aunt's constant opposition.
I have never been in love. I also yearn for love, but this society makes it impossible for me to look forward to it."
This is a heart-to-heart talk.Now, Cheng Bing and Guo Ke's faces look much better.
But this topic is too heavy.
The three 18-year-olds were so heavy that they all lost their interest in talking and felt depressed.
Qing Yun wanted to laugh, but also felt helpless.
Who can be blamed
It can only be said that this is the case in society.
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