Chapter 494: Why don’t you avoid drowning if you know it?

Chapter 494 Knowing that you are drowning, why don’t you avoid it

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit tense, Emperor Yun took a sip of the bright orange and sneered, "If we start from the source, we can avoid you with high probability. What's the situation?"

Confucius, who was silent at first, raised his head when he heard the words and immediately asked, "How is it possible that you only know many things after being in contact with her for a long time?"

Qing Yun shook his head and did not respond directly to his question. Instead, he followed his words and said, "Yes, you can only know many things after being in contact with them for a long time. I can even tell you what you said. Those situations are so beautiful."

Ignoring the surprise on Kong Ziqian's face, Qing Yun changed to a leisurely sitting position, playing with the drink bottle in his hand, smiling playfully.

“Some people use hourly housing to experience the love of other people’s lives; some use half their life savings to marry the love of their lives;

Some people get happiness with just one mouth; With a sincere heart, you will gain a lifetime of lessons;

If you don’t love someone, you’ve had enough sleep; if you don’t even touch someone, you’ve already fallen madly in love.

At the beginning of the century, China, under the impact of diverse ideological trends, was actually far more impetuous than 20 years later. Much higher. The bad things that college students encounter in 2023 were actually nothing at all in 2003.

A simple data shows that in 2003, there were 721.54 million legal abortion cases in hospitals, and in 2022, there were 97.62 million legal abortion cases in hospitals.

The data seems to be growing, but the logic behind it is not. The historical background of the two is completely different.

In 2022, whether it is girls’ awareness of self-protection, parents’ tolerance, or even society’s tolerance, it will be much better.

In 2003, many surgeries were performed in small private clinics and were not included in the statistics at all.

This data is actually enough to illustrate the degree of openness at the beginning of the century.

In fact, I can understand it.

College at the beginning of the century was not that busy. Many college students spent their four years in college basically in love and breakup.

Although there will be many such situations in universities 20 years later, most college students are actually living a very hard life due to involution.

At the beginning of the century, society was extremely divided between urban and rural areas. The young people standing at that intersection were actually even more confused.

So, as soon as these words came out, not only Kong Ziqian, who was already a little depressed, became even more depressed, but Cheng Bing and Guo Ke next to him almost cried.

Compared with what Confucius said, what they saw on the Internet and in forums were basically what Qing Yun said.

What they want to hear is the techniques for chasing girls, not to hear about theWritten by Yu.

Qing Yun tapped her fingers on the table to attract their attention, and said in a funny voice, "There is a bias for lucky people, and there is also a bias for unlucky people. In real life, people over 80 are He is an ordinary person with ordinary people's values ​​​​and destiny. Don't look for trouble there."

At this point, he shook his head and asked softly, "Why don't you know that you are hanging? "Avoid"

"How to avoid it? Who can escape if we encounter it?" Confucius asked in confusion, his eyes full of confusion.

Emperor Yun was suddenly shocked when he saw this little look.

This guy

Could it be that the passive skill of Licking the Dog is full?

Qing Yun shook his head and ignored this, "I will talk about this later. , let me first talk about the first thing you need to solve when you fall in love."

He brought the topic back forcibly. Obviously this little kid needs psychological counseling, so it is better to slow down and let him feel relaxed. a little.

“When it comes to falling in love, the attribute of being tall, rich and handsome actually represents the three dimensions of a man.

Let me talk about wealth first, which means wealth. To put it bluntly, it means family. You have money but you have to be clear. At least the undergraduate stage is the only four years in life when most girls do not consider money as their primary consideration, so the money factor can be ignored.

Tall, you are all adults, your height is basically fixed, you don’t have to worry about it, you are not short either.

And handsomeness, or appearance, comes from three aspects. The first is the foundation of facial features, the second is temperament, and the third is body shape.

The foundation of facial features was given by your parents, so don’t blame anyone. Frankly speaking, you three look pretty good."

At this point, Qing Yun coughed twice, and Kong Ziqian and the other two glared at him with resentment, their eyes warning him not to open or lift any pot.

If it weren’t for the fact that this guy’s tendon-covered body wasn’t easy to mess with, they would have wanted to beat him up.

Yun Emperor did not go to drink water. He was very honest and worried about choking himself. He stabilized his throat and continued, "It's not that shameful. Don't think about it. It really can't be yours." It’s a plus point, but it’s definitely not a minus point.”

The hands of Kong Ziqian and the others on the table were constantly switching between fists, palms, and claws.

Qing Yun quickly continued, "As for the second temperament, you can decide it yourself. I will talk about this later. Let's talk about body shape first."

The three of them immediately sat down obediently like three kindergarten children.

Qing Yun raised her index finger, "Let me start by saying that love is essentially a value exchange. Your own value determines the value of your girlfriend."

He pointed his finger. Confucius said, "Tell yourself, if you were thinner, would you be more pleasing to others?"

Confucius couldn't help but nodded.

It’s not that he didn’t want to fall in love early in high school.

MakeAs a recommended student, the second semester of the senior year is completely free. Isn’t it normal to fall in love in the evening of the senior year?

Is there anything more romantic than tutoring your girlfriend to enter college together and then living together together

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But

Confucius, who was full of longing for the sunset, finally sadly discovered that his female classmate, whom he had a crush on, actually told the teacher, "Since he has been recommended , can you change his seat for him? He always takes my seat next to me."

This made Confucius extremely sad.

After the college entrance examination, the female classmate quietly listened to his confession and just smiled slightly, "You are really good, you are a fat person with a beautiful heart, but I'm sorry, I like you." Thinner."

After hearing Kong Ziqian's tragic experience, Qing Yun smiled slightly, "Being fat or thin does not determine the difficulty of chasing girls."

"Chief, Don't you think your words are somewhat contradictory?" Guo Ke looked at Qing Yun curiously.

On the one hand, it is said that being fat or thin does not determine the difficulty of chasing girls. On the other hand, it is said that if Lao Kong is thinner, others will look more pleasing to the eye.

This is not schizophrenia

"I just said that love is essentially value exchange."

Qing Yun paused and then said, "This cannot be achieved by personal will, so the first thing you have to do is to improve your own value. This value refers to your whole body, not just how fat or thin you are."

Lin'an The horse looks like an alien, and women who want to climb into his bed can be arranged to go to Horgos.

Seeing that the three of them had some understanding, Qing Yun continued, "If you want to improve your own value, you must first manage your own image. You must know that a person's external image is actually his or her value. "Part of it."

"What's the best way to lose weight?" Confucius asked curiously.

In his opinion, losing weight is the first priority.

Qing Yun shook his head, "The first thing is to wear," and then explained, "There is no short-term effect on weight loss, but proper clothing can have immediate results."

Weight loss If it were that easy, it wouldn't be a worldwide problem.

Judging from the speed at which Confucius was eating like a vicious dog and the combination of fried carbohydrate recipes, he was embarrassed to say that it is strange that you can lose weight

"In college, dressing cleanly and neatly is the most basic thing. If conditions permit, you can also pursue fashion trends appropriately. But remember, don't pursue it too much, otherwise it will give people a nondescript feeling."

He took a sip of fresh orange juice and said, "The second thing is hair style and face. Hair style should be trimmed regularly, not too long or too short. As for the face"

Qing Yun paused and continued. , "Pay attention to personal hygiene, wash your face and brush your teeth every day. Acne on your face is not a problem. Cheng Bing, don't squeeze it with your hands, it will leave scars. I will tell you a medicine later, and you can go to the drugstore to buy it yourself."

Cheng Bing's face turned red and he agreed softly.

"The next step is to get in shape, right?" Guo Ke asked immediately. What he was most concerned about was how to gain weight.

Qing Yun looked at his bamboo pole-like body and was speechless. This guy's eating habits were the opposite of Confucius.

What a grown man, the way he chews his food slowly makes people clenched their fists.

“The figure is indeed important. A good figure can give girls a lot of points over boys. But don’t pursue it too much, after all, health is the most important thing.

You two Change your eating habits, eat faster, don’t just eat vegetables, eat more protein, gain weight and go to the gym to get in shape.

Confucius, eat slowly and chew each mouthful of food at least 15 times. After that, give up carbonated drinks and fried foods. I will teach you some freehand training exercises first. After half a month, you can activate your muscles and then go run laps on the playground. ”

Confucius suddenly felt hopeless.

Everything else is easy to say, carbonated drinks are his favorite.

"Can you drink Bingkuoluo?"

Qing Yun thought for a while and decided to spread the rumor to the end.

He lowered his voice and whispered, "Kuo Luo Sha Jing, if you don't think you can lift a gun in the future, just keep drinking."

Confucius' face turned green when he heard this.

He was at the age where he would stand silently in the cold, waiting for his beauty to pass away. He also thought that in the future, the iron horses would fire with guns, and the battles would be restless at night.

Qing Yun did not dare to hold back her laughter. Looking at him, he continued, "In addition to your external image, you should also pay attention to your words and deeds.

Don't say bad words, don't litter everywhere, don't make loud noises in front of girls, etc., keep up. Get into the habit of using handkerchiefs.

These seemingly insignificant details are actually part of improving their own value. ”

“Oh,” Guo Ke and Cheng Bing said. He nodded thoughtfully.

Confucius asked in confusion, "Why use a handkerchief instead of handkerchief paper?"

Qing Yun chuckled, "If a girl cries, you say you go up What's the difference between handing over a handkerchief and handkerchief paper?"

Confucius was about to say there was no difference, but suddenly he understood, and then gave a thumbs up to the dormitory leader, "High is really high."

Both Guo Ke and Cheng Bing couldn't help laughing. They were both from that era. It must be said that the actions of the fat Kong Ziqian were somewhat similar to those of the fat translator.

But it does make sense. The handkerchief paper is purely a meat bun to beat the dog. There is no return, but the handkerchief is different. Not to mention the one time, one time or two contact, the girl is giving you the handkerchief. At the same time, your image will be brought up in my mind, which is equivalent to three contacts with a handkerchief, which is a great deal.

Yundi, who passively acted as a general, rolled his eyes at him and continued, "In addition, you must also pay attention to your mental outlook.

Stay positive Keep an upward attitude and don’t spend all dayDo nothing, be idle, read more and exercise more, and make yourself look energetic, confident and enthusiastic, so as to attract the attention of girls. This is actually the temperament. "

Actually, he really wanted to say that this is the character design.

" By the way, there is another important point. Qing Yun finally reminded, "Just stay confident." Confident people are the most beautiful and handsome. Don't feel inferior because of some of your shortcomings. Believe in your ability to attract girls, so that you can better pursue girls. "

Hearing this, the three of them suddenly realized.

Although they had paid attention to their own image before, they had not systematically managed their image.

After listening to Qing Yun’s words, I immediately felt that I had benefited a lot.

“It turns out that what we did before was not systematic enough,” Kong Ziqian sighed.

Qing Yun pointed his finger. Ling Kong nodded at him, "You're right, image is a systematic project. So body size is only a small part. ”

Then he spread his hands and said, “So, if you want to catch up with girls in college, you must first manage your own image. If you do this well, other things will be much easier to handle.

In fact, this also enhances your own value, and you can find better girls. "

Confucius realized, "Since image is a systematic project, then it is not so important for me to lose weight. I can draw points from other places."

Qing Yun was Confucius laughed angrily, "You don't want to find a better one?"

Confucius smiled nonchalantly, and then suddenly became energetic, "Then the question is, what did you just say, from Avoid inappropriate situations from happening at the source. "

Qing Yun looked at him deeply, but Kong Ziqian avoided his gaze with a guilty conscience.

Emperor Yun sighed inwardly and turned to look Cheng Bing, "What kind of girl do you like?"

Cheng Bing's face suddenly turned red and he muttered, "I don't have a girl I like yet.

Qing Yun smiled bitterly, "Okay, let me change the angle. Do you like long hair or short hair, or medium-long hair, straight hair or curly hair, black hair or blonde hair, or any color is acceptable."

Cheng Bing was stunned for a moment, then tilted his head and thought about it, and answered affirmatively, "Hei Changzhi"

He probably understood what Qing Yun meant, "First of all, Beautiful, must be beautiful. I don’t mean the kind that are very beautiful, just like the ones like Qin Manman and Teacher Su that even if I can catch them, I definitely won’t be able to keep them.

It’s that kind of thing, how do you put it?”

Qing Yun blinked, “Suppose Qin Manman’s appearance is a 10, and the senior girl over there wearing a diagonal suspender belt is a 5 "You hope not, you should be able to accept your girlfriend's appearance."

Cheng Bing quietly looked at the delicate collarbone of the senior sister not far away, and thought about it again and again. I changed the score several times in my mind, and then said solemnly, "5 points butYou need long legs, C or above."

Qing Yun nodded and motioned for him to continue.

"Second, you must be smart. The IQ of your children will follow their mother's. If you are too stupid, Girls like me will make it very difficult for me in the future. "

"Third, to be emotionally stable, you don't have to be very gentle, you can have a stronger personality. "

"Fourth, integrity and kindness"

"Fifth, I like to watch movies, like to watch, and like to stay quietly instead of running around in the world, so that we have Common topics and basis for communication. "

"Sixth, I have lived in a northeastern city since I was a child, and I hope she does too, so that we will not have differences in living habits. "

"Seventh, I know how to knit a sweater. "

Guo Ke was stunned when he heard this, "No, I can understand the previous ones easily, but you, the seventh, are a little embarrassed, aren't you?"

Cheng Bing chuckled. , "Seventh is a binding condition. I think if you can knit a sweater now, there is a high probability that you will be a good girl. "

After that, he added, "No, you can learn if you want. "

When Kong Ziqian was about to roll his eyes and show him, Qing Yun nodded, "This is actually a good way to screen. "

When he heard this, Kong Ziqian hissed, "No, don't you think that screening like this will miss a lot of truth. Many girls in rural areas now don't know how to spank, so why don't you? Ask for it in the city. "

Qing Yun shook his head, "No, you are wrong about this. When you are in Fujian Province, the countryside you see is different from the countryside Cheng Bing mentioned. His home in Shenyang is in Dongliao Province, and the difference between urban and rural areas is huge. ”

Although Fujian cannot keep up with Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, it is also a coastal area and its economic development is not bad.

In 2002, the annual per capita net income of urban residents in Fujian Province was 9,847 yuan, and farmers The annual per capita net income is 5,920 yuan.

The two data in Dongliao Province are 6,150 yuan and 2,822 yuan respectively, which is much lower than that in Xishu.

Considering the farmers. Due to the natural accessibility of agricultural and sideline products, farmers in Bamin Province were actually much richer than urban residents in Dongliao Province.

And farmers in Bamin Province and Dongliao Province were much wealthier. The income gap was more than double. In the era of relatively low prices at the beginning of the century, these were two completely different lives.

Confucius was shocked to hear this gap. However, He also became more curious, "But why do you mind so much that the woman is from the countryside?"

Cheng Bing was stunned when he heard this. He said that the child was shocked, "Sleeping on the fire kang in the winter in the countryside." , the whole family sleeps on the same kang, don’t you think there is no privacy? Have you never lived in the countryside?”

Confucius was immediately confused, “What the hell is a fire kang?”

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