Chapter 495: The popular fried chicken in the world of scumbags teaches live exercises
Looking at Kong Ziqian who had never seen a fire bed before, Cheng Bing hissed, then scratched his head, "No, right? , you have never been to a rural heating bed. The overall shape is similar to a bed, but the area is much larger than a bed. When a fire is burned in the stove, the heat is discharged through the stove and the stove becomes hot.
This is the same as the heaters used in our cities. One is on the bed and the other is on the wall."
Guo Ke from Jizhou also nodded as a matter of course. "Yes, Master Kong, you are too ignorant of the sufferings of the world. Isn't it the same across the country?" Qing Yun chuckled twice, "A hot knowledge, south of the Qinling Mountains and the Huaihe River, there is no heating."
Cheng Bing and Guo Ke were stunned when they heard this, and quickly said sorry to Kong Ziqian.
But as soon as they finished speaking, the two of them were stunned on the spot.
There is no heating
How can we survive the winter?
Confucius smiled and said, "Don't worry, the winter temperature here in Huating is usually about 35 degrees. It's winter vacation."
Cheng Bingqie said, "It's only 35 degrees. In a small case, it's over 20 degrees below zero here."
Qing Yunhe. Kong Ziqian looked at each other and saw mischievous looks in each other's eyes.
Come, come, feel the malice of southern winter towards northerners
Winter in Huating, hahahaha
Although I don’t know what the expressions of the two people opposite are It's so weird, but Guo Ke doesn't care.
Haha, isn’t it just to spend the winter?
I just like to see the southerners look like they have never seen the world.
Qing Yun chuckled in his heart and decided that when winter comes, he must come to the dormitory to observe.
"So, now that you have listed your mate selection conditions, we can start taking action."
Qing Yun, who brought back the topic, was very happy. Looking at the three little kids with interest.
Hearing what he said, the three of them suddenly became energetic.
Cheng Bing and Guo Ke are even more eager to try.
Qing Yun looked at their excited expressions and couldn't help laughing, "Don't you know there is something called blind date in the world?"
The three little ones The kid was stunned on the spot.
Hearing the word "blind date", Cheng Bing's face turned green, "Blind date, am I wrong? We are only freshman."
Guo Ke also waved his hands repeatedly, " Blind date is such a shame and humiliation."
Qing Yun laughed unscrupulously, and then sighed, "Well, you will know the benefits of blind date in the future, at least your parents will help you choose one."< /p>
"Go to hell"
In the depressed expressions of the three people, Emperor Yun slightly restrained his fun of teasing the little kid, "Well, the second step is to find the target group. .ILet me ask you, where do you think it is easiest to find this group of people besides classmates, I mean high school classmates and college classmates. "
Confucius interjected in confusion, "Crowds can still appear in groups."
Seeing Cheng Bing was also stunned, Qing Yun shrugged his shoulders, serious 's said, "Birds of a feather flock together, so why can't they appear in groups?" ”
He raised his fingers and said, “Let me talk about the connection between the place and the people.”
Library, girls who are willing to get up early and go to the library to read and study at night are basically self-disciplined in life. This kind of girl is of high quality;
Museum, there are many museums that carry history Cultural relics, if a girl is willing to go to the museum to learn about these, then this girl will definitely be good;
In the Science and Technology Museum, girls who are willing to spend time visiting various exhibition halls and understanding them are excellent;
Sports hall, this kind of girl knows how to maintain a good figure and a healthy body, and you will be motivated by her when you are with this kind of girl;
Volunteer organization, this kind of girl is rich Being with such girls will benefit your body and mind;
Normal college students and girls who can be teachers generally have a good education;
Flower markets or flower shops, Generally, a girl who can take care of flowers in an orderly manner will also have excellent behavior. ”
Hearing what Qing Yun said, the three of them showed expressions of sudden realization.
Confucius Ziqian and others instantly felt as if they had opened the door to a new world.
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"Niu, you are really Niu" Cheng Bing couldn't help but slapped the table, "Why didn't I think of that before?"
Guo Ke also nodded repeatedly, "Yes, I Why didn't you expect that?"
Confucius was even more impressed, his small eyes filled with admiration.
Qing Yun laughed unscrupulously at this moment, “Actually, it’s not just these places, you can actually meet the person you like anywhere, it’s just a matter of probability.
The really hardest thing is whether you dare to strike up a conversation. "
Speaking of this, Guo Ke swallowed hard and even started to blush, "I blush when I see beautiful girls, and I stutter when I talk to them.
Qing Yun patted him on the shoulder, "Do a good job of image management first, and I'll teach you later." "
Cheng Bing wriggled his lips a few times and said sincerely, "Well, I want to learn too. "
Confucius Ziqian didn't say anything. He quickly took out a box of Huazi from his bag and handed it to Qing Yun with both hands. "Master, please bow to me, my disciple."
Qing Yun couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this. It seems that Kong Xiaopangzhi's family is not simple at all.
In an era when Ruanyuxi was still relatively high-end, Huazi was synonymous with luxury goods.
The food is almost done. Now that the cigarette has been taken out, there is no point in staying in the cafeteria.
Although there was no such thing as a smoking ban at the beginning of the century, it was a consensus among people not to smoke in enclosed public areas.
After walking out of the cafeteria, they found a random step on the side of the road and sat down. The four of them looked at the cool girls coming and going, and began to puff away their smoke.
Especially Cheng Bing and Guo Ke, although they are also smokers, they have never smoked cigarettes like Huazi.
Guo Ke held the cigarette, put it between his fingers and sniffed it vigorously, and then asked curiously, "Master Kong, how much does your monthly living expenses cost?"
Kong Ziqian scratched his hair and said with an embarrassed look, "I got it from my dad. Originally, my dad was going to bring four cartons of cigarettes and two bottles of wine to the counselor, but it turned out that our counselor was"
Guo Ke and Cheng Bing were immediately happy. Although the local specialties they brought home were also rejected by the counselor, they couldn't help laughing when they thought of the scene where Confucius stuffed a cigarette into Teacher Xiao Su.
Qing Yun put the cigarette into his mouth and lit it with a lighter. He didn't bother to delve into the flaws in Confucius' words.
This is said in an era when Huazi was still 100 yuan a pack. How could a family that could give away four Huazis be considered an ordinary family
Cheng Bing and Guo Ke were basically Unexpectedly, although Kong Ziqian looked very embarrassed and made people laugh, he actually did not reveal how much his monthly living expenses were.
This little chubby boy seems to be very bad, hiding all his bad stuff under his thick fat.
He took a deep breath, then blew a smoke ring into the sky, and then began to say,
"Actually, in my opinion, whether it is chasing girls or doing The most important thing is to prepare before the war. The so-called plan before taking action is not only true for career, but also for chasing girls.
The most important thing is that you should open your mind, don't be shy, don't be shy. Don't be timid, let alone have low self-esteem. Girls all like boys who are sunny, cheerful and confident." Hearing this, Guo Ke smiled sheepishly, "As long as there are no beautiful girls, I will. Sunny, cheerful, and confident."
Qing Yun chuckled and said, "It's simple, just go back and look in the mirror for 15 minutes every day, and then keep praising yourself for how handsome you are. I guarantee you will be good-looking in half a month. Okay."
Guo Ke scratched his head, feeling very embarrassed, "I don't want to lie to myself."
This made Emperor Yun so amused that he almost choked with laughter.
Cheng Bing wiped the tears from his cough, "Lao Guo, you used to be the president of the student union in your high school. How did you face beautiful girls at that time."
Guo Ke looked constipated, "I'm from Hengshui Middle School. Our school is under military management. How can there be beautiful girls?"
Qing Yun continued, "Out of respect for the three of you. As a novice, I can understand that you may be nervous and anxious before striking up a conversation.
So I suggest that you don’t go to a pre-selected library.Art galleries and other crowded places are basically closed spaces and very quiet, so you will feel nervous unconsciously.
You can practice your skills in an environment that you are familiar with, such as on campus or on the playground. You will feel more secure when you strike up a conversation in an environment that you are familiar with.
Of course, frankly speaking, there is no danger in striking up a conversation in an unfamiliar place. "
The three little kids shook their heads like rattles and laughed, "It's better to practice first. ”
Qing Yun chuckled twice in his heart.
Practice
Hehe
Just these three new melon eggs, most of them are practicing As you practice, you get into it.
Relationships are so reasonable. Once you meet them, you will really meet them.
But you still have to fool around. Otherwise, you have to fool around. These three people can't even take the first step.
"It will be a little difficult at the beginning. You may not dare to make a move even after walking around the campus for a long time. This is normal. Force yourself to make a move. After the first time it will be relatively easy.
But don’t rely too much on striking up conversations in your familiar circle. After all, you don’t want everyone around you to know that there is a pick-up expert. Your final main battleground is to interact with strangers at a chosen location. "
Seeing Cheng Bing hesitate to speak, Qing Yun chuckled twice, "Don't you know how to strike up a conversation?"
Not only Cheng Bing, but also Guo Kehe Confucius nodded quickly, waiting for this scumbag to teach him.
“If you are worried that you don’t know what to say, you can prepare your words in advance, but remember that the words cannot be too long. , speaking skills are mainly to help you open up the first sentence of striking up a conversation, and you need to express yourself freely in the rest.
For novices, preparing an opening statement can prevent your mind from going blank and not knowing what to say when you start a conversation. It is a good habit.
For example, a common opening line is Hello, classmate, I am xxx majoring in xx at Fudan University. Didn’t I just pass by and saw you walking over here? Then I thought you were pretty good-looking. Come here. I want to say hello to you and want to get to know you. Don’t think it’s too straightforward to say so. It’s not rude to match it with sincere eyes.
Mr. Lu Xun once said that sincerity is the eternal nirvana.
But you should note that it doesn’t actually matter what you say. If you have reached the point where you are proficient in striking up conversations, then you can use it as you like. Remember not to memorize any earthy love words, which will make you look. Looks like a weirdo. ”
Guo Ke and the other three didn’t worry about whether Mr. Lu Xun said this or not. Whatever MacArthur said is fine, as long as it works.
They only care about one thing.< /p>
"If she had a boyfriend, would I be beaten?"
"For being so straightforward, would I be called a psycho?"
"Even if you don't, you won't be scolded, but it's very likely that others will reject it. ”
The three people said three sentences, but in Emperor Yun’s view, it was actually the same thing.
“Don’t think about bad things before striking up a conversation, such as being beaten, scolded, or rejected.
First of all, you have to figure it out. Rejection is a normal thing. In the future, I will tell you about the various ways that women can reject you. No matter whether you are an ugly man or a handsome man, you will be rejected. If you are not ready to be rejected, then I I advise you not to strike up a conversation and go see a psychiatrist first.
If a man is afraid of being rejected by a woman, what kind of trouble can you endure in your life?
As for dangerous things, you should always remember that this is in China and not in Southeast Asia. As long as you behave appropriately and do not cross the line, no one will bother you. At most, women will give you a look or someone will scold you. What real harm has been done to you?
You just struck up a conversation and was rejected.
Being beaten. This kind of thing rarely happens. If it happens, you won't do it. Think of it as an exciting and interesting experience.
If it doesn’t endanger your life, believe me, you can’t suffer the loss as long as I’m here.”
Kong Ziqian and Guo Kehui. While in a daze, Cheng Bing's eyes lit up.
He whispered to Kong Ziqian and Guo Kepu, "Yanhuang Group is setting up the largest legal department in the industry, and the lineup is very luxurious."
After that, he hurried to the Zhu Qingyun explained, "My mother works at King & Wood Mallesons. She said you are recruiting people like crazy now. She is just an ordinary staff member, not even a lawyer. Don't think too much about it."
Qing Yun, who was still a little confused at first, suddenly understood after hearing this, and then she pointed her finger at him with a dumbfounded finger, "Where did you go?"
That's right, if Cheng Bing's mother is in the law The world is very open, so Cheng Bing will not inherit the mantle and become the second generation of law, but study business administration.
Of course, the professional choice of business administration also put Cheng Bing’s family background in front of him.
Anyone whose family has some resources and connections in society will not choose this rubbish major.
Qing Yun touched his chin, actually wanting to persuade Cheng Bing to change his major.
Of course, if Cheng Bing follows him in the future, then the major of business administration would be the right one.
There is no rush. If things go well, we can talk about it later. There is no need to get on the pole now.
As for the Legal Department
Whether it is the group’s aftermath, the future patent stick of the selfie stick business, or future international patent litigation, a strong legal department is absolutely indispensable. .
Everything that is done beforehand will be ruined, so Qingyun is also asking the human resources department to work at full capacity to hoard legal talents.
The workload of the selfie stick alone is at least thousands of lawsuits a year. This legal department cannot be handled by a few dozen or twenty people.
Where does this go? International patents follow.Lawsuits and antitrust lawsuits are nothing but bullshit. No matter who has more money and more people, they can sustain it.
Why most disputes between international giants are settled? It is not only because of the length of litigation, but also because of the waste of huge resources.
Qing Yun shook his head and continued talking about business.
For college students at the beginning of the century, falling in love was business.
It is normal for people to get married and have children within one or two years of graduation and working.
“Of course, novices will also have a problem. If they are prepared when they go out specifically to strike up a conversation, they may dare to take action.
But in daily life, there is no Be mentally prepared in advance. If a girl you meet passes by, novices will often fall into endless hesitation and miss good opportunities. This is a very bad thing in life.
In fact, it happens in life. A very magical curse, that is, beautiful women often appear when you are not ready, so you must take action decisively. After all, you have not lost anything by taking that step.
, then it is very likely that this girl who suits your eyes can only return to the old place. The grass and trees are still the same, but the beauty is no longer there."
Guo Ke thought for a while, then scratched his head and asked sheepishly. "If I mean, for example, like in the cafeteria just now, seven or eight people came in at once, and I am interested in one of them, what should I do?
Is to rush over and be there?" If you want to talk to her in front of everyone, you should still follow her for a while, wait until she is alone, and then talk to her."
Qing Yun laughed angrily when he heard this, "You are playing the tail game, aren't you? "
Kong Ziqian's little eyes suddenly widened, "What kind of game is Wei Xing? Doesn't the name sound very serious? Is it the Wei Xing I understand?"
Qing Yun. Blinking, blinking, it's a bit hard to explain.
This is a game that the Evil Demon King Qianying took him to play in his previous life. The first three were released in 1999, 2001 and 2004 respectively, so they are considered old games.
However, there was a character in it who ruined Qingyun’s outlook on life, making him unforgettable to this day.
Wisteria Kanna, if she chooses to follow her, she will have sex with her forcefully, and then she turns out to be a lover, and if she doesn’t follow her, she will be fucked by three gangsters.
Now that I think about it, Master Qianying had good intentions in order to promote his godbrother, Tong Yangfu.
But at this time, he was thinking more about Su Caiwei.
If you don’t take what God has given you, you will suffer the consequences.
Qing Yun chuckled lightly, and first confirmed Master Kong's guess, and told him to wait until his roommate was not in the dormitory before playing, and at the same time, play at most once a week, so that he should not be a young man who doesn't know what expensive things are.
Then, he said seriously to Guo Ke, "If you are interested in someone in the group, then I think going up and chatting up directly is the best choice."
Guo Ke was stunned. After a while, he shook his head and said, "He rushed over to face so many people."I can't do it in front of you."
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